#source: chicken little

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

"Prepare to hurt! And I don’t mean emotionally like I do!"

— Leo, about to fight Shredder

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: chicken little #source: disney #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #shredder #oroku saki

[valentinbelleyh505]

Hoppy — “hey, What are you doing? come on!” Kichin — “Dogday.” Hoppy — “Dogday.” Picky — “WHERE ARE YOU DOGDAY?!” Hoppy+Kickin — “shh!” Picky — “i can't handle the pressure! go on without me.” Kickin — “Picky.” Hoppy — “you're just fine.”

source: Chicken Little

#source: Chicken Little #poppy playtime #smiling critters #incorrect quotes #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken #picky piggy #pickypiggy #dogday #ppt #poppy playtime smiling critters #smiling critters poppy playtime #incorrect ppt quotes #incorrect smiling critters quotes

[doththymayo]

Davey, pissed off: Prepare to hurt!

Davey: And I don't mean emotionally like I do.

#source: chicken Little #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies broadway #newsies as incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #uksies #newsies uk #west endsies #newsies west end #livesies #newsies live #davey jacobs newsies #david jacobs newsies #davey jacobs #davey newsies #david jacobs #david newsies

[cyber-streak-2]

Twitch, as she and the others are about to fight Mandroid: Prepare to hurt! And I don’t mean emotionally like I do!

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: chicken little #Twitch Malto #Mandroid #Earthspark #Transformers Earthspark #With Novafire-is-thinking

[torturedblue]

Dr. Feelings: Okay, listen. You asked Dad to trust in your plan, he didn’t support you, and you have been burning inside ever since, right?

Leo: Psh, no, I–

Dr. Feelings: Yeah, that’s the nutshell. What’s got to happen now, is the nut needs to be cracked open. And not one little chip at a time but BAM, SMASH! Bits of emotion flying everywhere! Anger! Frustration! Denial! Fear! Deep depression in fact! You see what I’m saying?

#source: chicken little #after many unhappy returns #i think Leo needs some closure with all that… #mikey used dr delicate touch to get him into the session #rottmnt #rottmnt incorrect quotes #blues incorrect quotes #blue’s incorrect quotes #tmnt incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Prepare to hurt! And I don't mean emotionally like I do!

Petey

#source: chicken little #petey the cat #solo quote #for whom the ball rolls #this cat needs therapy PLEASE #incorrect quotes #incorrect dog man quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sofie: *stuffs Aventus and an overflowing knapsack full of candy, daggers, and a roadmap into her wardrobe*

Lydia, opening the bedroom door a moment later: What’s wrong?!

Sofie: Nothing!

Lydia: You sure?

Sofie: Mhm!

Lydia: I thought I heard you yell.

Sofie: Uh, I, uh, I — I fell out of bed!

Lydia: *looks at the bed, then at Sofie, who is on the opposite side of the room*

Lydia: Wh— how’d you get over there?

Sofie: Over where?

Lydia: There!

Sofie: Where?!

Lydia: There! How’d you get over there?!

Sofie:

Sofie: Who are we talking about?

#look all they wanna do is go questing like all cool people do and they can't do that if the babysitter from oblivion is onto them #sofie #lydia #housecarl #aventus aretino #hjerim #windhelm #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: chicken little #source: disney

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"Prepare to hurt! And I don't mean emotionally like I do!"

- Donald Duck

#incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #donald duck #source: chicken little

[thedevilsruby]

*Breen surrendering to Xen*

Breen: We surrender! Here's the key to the city!

*The key gets zapped*

Breen: The key to my car?

*The key gets zapped*

Breen: ...Tic tac?

#half life 2 #half life two #wallace breen #source: chicken little

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

(Terri Belle taking the escalator in Thrace…)

Thracian Soldier #1: (passing by Terri on the opposite escalator, saluting Terri) General.

Terri Belle: (saluting back) Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #2: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #3: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #4: General.

Terri Belle: Yep…

Thracian Soldier #5: General.

Terri Belle: Uh-huh…

Thracian Soldier #6: General.

Terri Belle: Yo.

Thracian Soldier #7: General.

Terri Belle: (sigh) Soldier…

Thracian Soldier #8: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier… Soldier… Soldier! Soldia-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!!

Thracian Soldier #9: … General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself…

Thracian Soldier #10: General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself.

Thracian Soldier #11: General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself!

Thracian Soldier #12: General.

Terri Belle: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Thracian Soldier #12: Aww…

(………..)

Thracian Soldier #Q: WAZAAAAAP?!

Terri Belle: … (long, tired sigh)

#Submitted by: Admin #source: robot chicken #Terri Belle #student six #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp fim #incorrect quotes

[illegiblehandwriting1]

20 yoooooo, just 10 more left!!!

Warrrrrrs, he is such A Man

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Warrior: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Wild in chapter 15: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Warrior: ... Wild: ... Warrior: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

(2 things: first of all, this was originally Four, which i find hilarious, and second, this can also work with Sky in general instead of ch 15 wild)

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Four: Warrior, I need some advice. Warrior: You need advice from ME? Four: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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*chapter 15 Warrior sends more than 5 messages in a row* the Three Golden Goddesses: I ain’t reading all that. the Three Golden Goddesses: I’m happy for you tho. the Three Golden Goddesses: Or sorry that happened.

(you guys have NO IDEA how funny this is in context, but you will :D)

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Warrior: I hate you. Sky: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Sky: What happened to Shadow? Warrior: They died. Sky: They what? Warrior: They died, but they’re okay. Sky: …Can you please clarify? Shadow: Clarification is for the weak.

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Warrior: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page. Warrior: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”. Sky: That’s not even clever.

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ch5 Warrior: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Hylia: What's the worst thing you guys have done? Sky: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade. Laavi: I kicked Four in the shin- Four: -So I kicked Laavi between the legs. Warrior: I burned a town down. Hylia: What?! Four: What the hell is wrong with you?!? Warrior: A lot of things. Laavi: No shit.

(war trauma go brrrrrrrr)

#listen he's just a silly little guy #lu warriors #lu sky #lu four #lu wild #those are the main ones at least #incorrect quotes #lu incorrect quotes #linked universe #source: incorrect quote generator #smoke & april #smoke & ashes #chicken scratch

[deathbars]

I'm going to lose my mind over the ortolan bunting shame on me for thinking balut was the oddest way to eat a whole bird.

"You catch the ortolan with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole bird into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful."

#animal cruelty #animal death #i was trying to find real pictures of this bird cooked but the source of one of what I have to assume is a fake image #is somehow EXTREMELY anti abortion but pro doing whatever the fuck this is to live house sparrows! #i need to know what these weird pasta stick leg looking chicken nuggets are in the results tho bc they cant be whole birds #due to how perfectly identically molded they are #also that person has an illuminaughty profile picture which just makes it that much funnier like idk how a person can suck that badly #all at once. #sometimes i think about like demented gastronomic alien ideas are a little too fucked up or odd then i remember things like this exist #ortolan bunting

[coquelicoq]

started on the french dictionary and so far i've only read the front matter and three pages of the A's and i'm already having so much fun. highlights:

the irony of the preface, which basically says, "this is an abridged edition. isn't that neat?", being at least three times longer than necessary

the list of 16 different symbols and their uses in distinguishing senses and introducing distinct usages within the same definition. because that seems like a large number of symbols, i have given myself permission not to comprehend the differences between any of them and just vibe

from the list of abbreviations:

"abusivt: abusivement (emploi très critiquable, parfois faux sens ou solécisme)" 😒 @ french lexicographers: have you heard the good news (of linguistic descriptivism)?

"recomm.: recommandation (dans recomm. off. « recommandation officielle » ; terme conforme à la loi française de 1994 sur la langue)" okay actually @ all of france: get well soon

"abdomen [-ɛn]" do you mean to tell me this vowel isn't nasalized??? sick. twisted. rebellious. can't believe la loi française de 1994 sur la langue has nothing to say about this !

"aber [abɛʀ]" this dictionary tells me when to pronounce the r in words ending in -er. my holy grail. crying and kissing its feet in gratitude

every time the definition includes a word i don't know i can just look that word up elsewhere in the same book i am currently holding!!!!

"abortif, ive adj. Qui fait avorter." told you b and v were related

"abreuver v. tr. 1. Faire boire abondamment (un animal)." this makes it sound like you're force-feeding animals water...on the previous page abondance is defined as "Grande quantité (supérieure aux besoins)" so like i'm getting the sense that you're leading a horse to water and not only making it drink but not letting it leave until it's drunk every last drop in the trough lol

"abribus [-bys] n. m. (nom déposé) Arrêt d'autobus équipé d'un abri" ok cute.

the example it gives for abruti is "Espèce d'abruti !" folks it don't get any frencher than that.

#so conflicted about france's attitude toward anglicisms in particular. like on the one hand i get it and if we were talking about any other #language i'd be like yeah the global supremacy of english & its overwriting and erasure of other languages is a big problem #but this is FRENCH. french! aka the source of the majority of the english lexicon!!!! #hello the normans!!! you made your language the anglo-saxons' problem! chickens coming home to roost et cetera!!!! #if you wanted us to keep our language to ourselves...little late for that dontcha think. ya filthy hypocrites #anyway i don't think the 1994 law says anything about pronunciation (it might idk but it's definitely not the focus) #but i just like razzing the french powers that be over...basically anything i can think of #oh you want me to pronounce this word-final n? that's rich coming from YOU #it just seems so dumb from the outside to be so focused on trying to preserve forever the workings of a highly complicated system #that's not even internally consistent at any kind of layperson-accessible scale #like you think modern french is this perfect specimen when in fact it is a LANGUAGE created by HUMANS and therefore riddled with #idiosyncrasies and vestigial remains of diachronic processes AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! #and that means! it must be allowed to continue to evolve! not to even mention! it's going to evolve whether you want it to or not! #because that's its nature! that's how it works! that's how humans work! that's what we need from it and it is by us & of us & for us!! #french #lexicography #lecture du dico #prescriptivism #my posts #i know i said i was going to wait to read the dictionary until after i read all my other books but i was too excited to wait #and i told a friend about my plan and after the requisite 'yeah that sounds like something you would do you kooky broad' #she was like maybe you should read one letter at a time. like in between books or something. so you don't get bored #and i thought that was pretty smart. so i've started the A's. i'm not in between books i just wanted to start immediately #the problem is this dictionary is only 900 pages long so already i'm going psh. 900 pages? i could knock that out in three months #reading only 10 pages a day. it took me longer than that to read the count of monte-cristo #oh the other part i read today was the appendix on pronunciation. which didn't tell me anything i didn't already know (mostly that #there are still a bunch of vowels i can't pronounce lol) but was still fun to read out loud because of all the times i could be like #well i KNOW i'm not pronouncing that right. it says so right here. #like when it says ne confondez pas pâte et patte ! and i'm like okay well i pronounce them the same. so. sorry #my mouth only makes one of those sounds. and they sound identical to me. my b my b

[neonbuck]

there's a chicken anti-cannibalism spray image going around, and i know people are already talking about it in the replies but. i hope no one thinks that chicken cannibalism is like, a constant concern, if you've got proper husbandry going on. they WILL pick at each other if they are put in close cramped quarters. but if you've got a good setup, you will rarely have to worry about chickens eating each other.

now. there are still times where you have to be concerned about it; chickens love the color red so if one is injured there is a chance the others will peck and bite at it. but if you're doing a good job, and you have a setup that keeps predators from getting in on any frequent basis, chicken cannibalism is rare.

#.txt #source: around 5 years of chicken keeping #chickens are a little more likely to start eating their own eggs though #which as you can imagine is a really annoying problem to deal with

[spin-in-time]

If you prefer the newer seasons of ninjago over the older seasons (pilot-s5/s7) we are fundamentally different people

#kind of a neutral statement #s8 and s9 get excused to an extend but i will not for forgive them for garma/don #s6 and s7 aren't that amazing to me but they get a pass bc at least they feel like they're about the same characters as the prev seasons #and similair with 8 and 9 except yeah..... this is where it starts...... #s11+ means little to me in regards to characters. sure they have some cool stuff and the stories are neat (i love s12 SOO much for example) #but. yeah it's what i call the cardboard treatment because most characters especially when they're not the focus feel like - #- cardboard cutout versions of themselves #guys isn't zane so funny because he's a robot hahaha! what a source of comedy that is so in character! /s #and i'm not gonna say that i hate the new seasons cause that's not true #i bawled my fucking eyes out at s15 #but it's. kind of a different show to me and the characters often feel off. #also some recurring things that i'm sooooo annoyed at sigh ugh ugh ugh #also they start this thing around s6 where for some reason the police is involved?? #and the explorer's club pls fucking DIE #it's fine if you like the chicken also man but holy crap this is just NOT for me at all #the older seasons were many times more charming and if you disagree then - well we simply have differenzt tastes #which is fine #but my god it's something i do need to point out #i didn't actually mean to ramble so much but yeah......... #one of my favorite examples is the reduction of jay's and zane's characters to goofy guy and robot smart guy #the taking jay's inventing skills is the most insane thing they have done to date and they openly admit this this is literally a thing #they really only cared about tropes and archetypes at this point even though this is simply NOT where ninjago shines #i feel like someone might unfollow mr for this but you literally don't have to #it's all fine! just feel like saying this every now and then because ninjago is one of the shows that have been THE most special in my life #forgot the / for ninja/go oh wel l sorry #the reasons i like this show lie in the early seasons and not the later ones

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Let me introduce you to the Lieutenant! And… The other Lieutenants! Why three? Nobody knows.

#Francis Rawdon Moira Crozier #Edward Little #George Henry Hodgeson #John Irving #source: chicken run: dawn of the nugget #incorrect terror quotes