i’m just going to pretend that au stoner james is actually just canon james after project meridian is finished and successful. james was able to retire, work on his marriage, and finally relax via some grass.
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So. Anyone done a ROTTMNT Addams family AU yet?
Been working on this for like. A few months now maybe? Lots of leftover doodlez, I'm hoping to be able to post proper refs/info soon!!! For now, enjoy some of the dorks <3
Feel free to ask any questions abt these losers <3
TCEST DNI! I FUCKING HATE YALL THIS AU IS NOT FOR U GET 100000 FEET AWAY FROM ME
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Smoke began appearing in my house, came in through the windows, and eventually swirled together, like a spiral into the shape of a man with wings. The man said something unintelligible in a deep voice, pulled out a giant cannon-looking gun, and pointed it at me. I woke up and found that I had been writing insults in my sleep.
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27 is a big number, wow! Ok sure?
Not sure if I've mentioned this, but I've been calling Chain without Sky the "groundies" bc they...they can't...they can't get to the sky lol
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*Legend is talking about their past*
Legend: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow.
Wind: Legend, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure it gets better!
Legend: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.
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Hyrule: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Four: Why start now?
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Wind: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Twilight: Hey- what are you doing-?
Wind, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D
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Four: I'm having problems with a guy...
Hyrule: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Legend: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Shadow: Hyrule, my old friend!
ch16 Hyrule: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Shadow: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Warrior: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Shadow: I'm a knife.
Four, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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*While planning to break in somewhere*
Wild: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Four: What?
Wild: "Get Help."
Four: No.
Wild: C'mon, you love it!
Four: I hate it.
Wild: It's great! It works every time!
Four: It's humiliating.
Wild: Do you have a better plan?
Four: No.
Wild: We're doing it!
Four: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Wild, carrying Four: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Four at guards, knocking them out*
Wild: Ahh, classic!
Four: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Wild, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
(Four and Wild buddies propaganda)
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✨🌿 4/20 ASK GAME 🌿✨
Happy 420! I wanted to celebrate the occasion with a little tumblr game to keep busy today while I get baked out of my mind in honor of Weed Day™ so let's do it!
MAIN RULE
I will take [X-amount of vape hits] per ask I receive, starting at 1:1. The amount of hits per ask will increase as I get more asks. There are also several "reward" levels with bonus activities for celebrating the holidaze and fueling my own intox kink. 🥴
CHECKPOINTS/REWARDS
✅ 5 Asks: I will wear nothing but lingerie all day.
✅ 10 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 2:1.
✅ 15 Asks: I will write and post a photo of the words "stoned slut" on my tits.
✅ 20 Asks: I will edge non-stop for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
✅ 25 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 3:1.
✅ 30 Asks: I will fill my ass with a plug covered in THC lube (oops it expired) and smoke a joint outside
✅ 35 Asks: I will purchase new weed-themed kink toys for my collection.
✅ 40 Asks: I'll post a video of a topless blinker hit.
✅ 45 Asks: Hit to ask ratio raised to 4:1.
✅ 50 Asks: TBD? (I am open to requests)
Send as many asks as you'd like, let's have fun with it! Happy smoking & toking y'all! 💨✌💚
SEND ASKS
xx SF
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