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Peter: What do you think I am? An imbecile?
Dastardly: Wow, Perfect! And it only took you fifteen seconds!
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Buster: I never even finished that book report on people from Finland. I never even learned what they're called.
The Brain: Finnish.
Buster: I'm trying to!
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Squidward: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?
Patrick: What?
Squidward: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.
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Daphne: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Fred: It sure is.
Shaggy: Like, should we tell them it's just a tortilla you threw on the window?
Scooby: Shh.
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Norbert: Just be careful, Dag!
Daggett, heading out the door: I'm always careful, Norbert!
Daggett: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Calvin: The world is my playground.
Calvin: (sighs)
Calvin: And the big kids are hogging the swings.
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"Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?"
- Charlie Brown
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Lightning: If I didn't know better, Mater, I'd say you were scared.
Mater: Heh, scared?
(Nothing whatsoever)
Mater: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
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Rob: Bucky, I know you think you're helping but you're not.
Bucky: I don't think I'm helping.
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Lisa: Look, Millhouse… you're a nice boy, and I like you as a friend-
Millhouse: So like "boy-friend"?
Millhouse: (shouting to anyone who is nearby) SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID "BOY" AND "FRIEND"! I'M HER BOYFRIEND!
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Sid: Don't slam the sloth. Did you know the sloth only goes to the bathroom once a week?
Diego: (dryly) Any more fun sloth facts?
Sid: Um, nope. No, that's pretty much it.
Sid: No, wait! We sleep upside-down.
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"Calm down? That's the thing I'm least good at."
- Wade Duck
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Dr. Scratchensniff: Are you crazy?
Yakko: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.
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Lil: Angelica is a lying liar!
Phil: How does she sleep at night? Lying down?
Tommy: On her LIES?
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"My life is harder than anyone else's in the world, and YES I'm including starving children so don't ask!"
- Squidward Tentacles
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