#source: blark and son

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Papa Arc: *Breaks Door down* SON! I Found a treasure trove of family history! *Throw box at Jaune* Dig in!

Jaune: ... These are all picture of Faunus woman opening pickle jars with their feet.

Papa Arc: Oop! Wrong box!

Jaune: Look, all I need is one Ancestor that I'm proud of. Do we have any of those?

Papa Arc: our family has been knuckle deep in History's pie for years!

~Flashback~

Abraham Lincoln: Mary Todd, why don't we stay Here tonight?

Arc Ancestor 1: *Breaks door down* Hey Abe! I got Free tickets to the Theatre, And they're balcony seats!

~Flashback 2, on the Titanic~

Sailor: Ice berg, Dead Ahead! Let's Go around it!

Arc Ancestor 2: *Breaks door down* Around it? No! We're going through it!

~Flashback 2~

George Lucas: I don't want to be too hands on with these star wars prequels

Arc Ancestor 3: *Breaks door Down* George! You gotta Write and Direct these yourself! And make 'em all about Trade Disputes, Audiences eat that Stuff up!

#even though I headcanon Papa Arc took the Arc name so it'd be his ancestors not arcs #rwby #jaune arc #papa arc #rwby shitpost #source: blark and son

[rosieshipper]

Wrecker: *going to answer the door* Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy chum. Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy wano *opens the door and sees Crosshair* Well I’ll be damned-

Crosshair: *kicks him in the crotch*

Wrecker: *falls to the ground* Oh! Right in the chiggy chum wanos!

#i might delete this later #this is so stupid lmao #the bad batch #star wars #tbb #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #the bad batch wrecker #the bad batch crosshair #wrecker #crosshair #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect bad batch quotes #source: blark and son

[quotes-from-diamond-city]

Penny, reading out an email she typed: ...and I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like you Ashley. Like, like you like you.

Penny, out loud: Grandpa.

Dr. Crygor: What's wrong Penny? You miss the old block from which your father was chipped? Or was it your mother? I can never-

Penny: Shush! Could you go take a walk around the world? A friend is coming over soon and we need to talk regarding the way I feel about certain things.

Dr. Crygor: Like triple ply toilet paper?  That third ply man, really keeps your fingers from poking through when you're over the hole.

Penny: No, listen. It makes my chemicals boil having to spell it out to you like this. I invited Ashley over so I can tell her...I like her.

Dr. Crygor: The scarlet panda has awoken.

Mike: The scarlet panda has awoken? That's seven days, 14 hours and 93 minutes sooner than I thought it would.

Penny, sighing: This is my life. What the hell is going on?

Dr. Crygor: Granddaughter, there are moments in a person's life that are so important they should not be interrupted, even by fathers or father figures. Your first real scrap.

Mike: Blood in, blood out.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: No pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: Pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop.

Mike: Ritual sacrifices are illogical.

Dr. Crygor: And when you tell a human being that you yearn for them in a primal, emotional, and yes, physical way.

Mike, suddenly black and white, in French: Love is sacred.

Dr. Crygor, also black and white: Baguette.

Penny: Wait, did I have an aunt or uncle?

Mike: Operation scarlet panda is a failsafe, Penny! This magnificent man-child who is your grandfather tasked me with the responsibility of devising a plan to keep him from ruining your most important pre-pubescent milestones. Until you complete your mission of emotional bravery, I promise you, your grandfather will be immobilized. I'll feed him, I'll bathe him, I'll monitor his every move.

Penny, absolutely done with this: Bathe him? Why don't you just take him to a movie?

Dr. Crygor and Mike: *laugh in unison at the suggestion*

#warioware #incorrect quotes #incorrect warioware #penny crygor #dr. crygor #mike #mike warioware #ashley #ashley warioware #ashenny #ashley x penny #long quote #source: blark and son

[smh0217]

*Jaune has Neo tied up*

Jaune: I know how you think… I’m the only one who can contain you!

Neo: Wanna know the problem with that?

Jaune: And what’s that?

*The head of the tied up Neo doll falls off*

Neo: I’m already gone…

*Jaune looks around the room as he can hear Neo cackling around him*

Jaune: She’s in the walls… SHE’S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!

#RWBY #Jaune Arc #Neopolitan #source: Blark and Son #incorrect rwby quotes

[incorrecthifirush]

Rekka: Rekka’s the only one who can contain you.

Peppermint: You wanna know the only problem?

Rekka: What’s that, punk?

Peppermint: I’m already gone.

Peppermint: *teleports*

#hi-fi rush #Peppermint #Rekka #source: blark and son

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Barry: (being chained up by Hal's constructs) It's no use, Hal. Once Carol gets here, all I'll want is to treat her like she's already my granddaughter-in-law. I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Hal: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only one who can contain you.

Barry: Wanna know the only problem?

Hal: What's that, Barry? (sees Barry has replaced himself with a pillow and a soccer ball with a wig) GASP!

Barry: (disembodied voice) I'm already gone. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! AH-HA-HA-HA-Ha-HA!

Hal: He's in the walls... (creates MK-47 assault rifle with his ring) HE'S IN THE GOD DAMNED WALLS!!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #barry allen #the flash #hal jordan #green lantern #carol bucklen #bart allen #bart x carol #carol x bart #source: blark and son

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Dorf and Son: Escape Artist

Joker has a date and didn’t want Ganondorf to embarrass him… After restraining the latter (somehow), Mario escorts Ganondorf to another room, chained to a wheelchair.

Mario: I’ve been in your head before; I know how ‘ya think. I’m the only man who can contain you.

Ganondorf: Wanna know the only problem?

Mario: What’s that, 'Dorf?

Ganondorf: I’m already gone.

Mario notices that Kirby and a Sandbag are sitting where Ganondorf was just seconds earlier. Ganondorf can be heard laughing as his would-be captor starts panicking; Mario then pulls out a Colt M16 rifle as “Fortunate Son” starts playing.

Mario: “He’s in the walls! HE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!”

Mario starts firing the rifle.

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Ganondorf #Mario #Joker #Persona #Legend of Zelda #Super Mario #source: Blark and Son

[lynpheasmagix]

Stella: Is there such a thing as a sadness circle?

Tecna: Yeah, it’s called life and you’re already in it

#winx club #incorrect winx club quotes #winx stella #winx tecna #source: blark and son

[tokufan400]

Nora (hopped up on sugar and tied up): Let me go Ren. Ren: Not until you've calmed down. Nora: You know this won't hold me right? I can get out of this easy. Ren: Good luck trying to escape me though. I've known you for years Nora. I've been in your head. I know how you think. I'm the only one who can contain you. Nora: Hehe. You wanna know the only problem? Ren: What's that Nora? Nora: I'm already gone. (Somehow, Nora was able to escape, leaving a decoy. Ren looked around the dorm as he hears Nora's laugh) Ren: She's in the walls.... (pulls out a heavy duty straight jacket and a plunger gun) SHE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!

#rwby #nora valkyrie #lie ren #rwby incorrect quotes #source: blark and son

[fandomtrxsh19]

Perfuma: Is there such a thing as a sadness circle?

Catra: Yeah, it’s called life and you’re already in it

#perfuma she ra #she ra catra #incorrect she ra quotes #source: blark and son

[incorrectpaladinscorquotes]

Lex: I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Koga: Wanna know the only problem?

Lex: What's that Koga?

Koga: I'm already gone. Ha ha ha!

Lex: He's in the walls. He's in the GOD DAMNED WALLS!

#paladins champions of the realm #paladins lex #paladins koga #source: Blark and Son #i know it's been forever but have this

[needanevenbettername]

Enid tries to stop Wednesday from going on a dangerous mission.

Enid has chained Wednesday to a chair.

Enid: I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only woman who can contain you.

Wednesday: Wanna know the only problem?

Enid: What's that, Wila?

A make-shift dummy of Wednesday has taken her place in the chair.

Wednesday's voice: I'm already gone.

Enid, looking around the room: She's in the walls. SHE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!

#wednesday incorrect quotes #wednesday netflix #wednesday #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wenclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #Source: Blark and Son.

[msdragon]

#hes in the walls meme #memes #strange hill high #becky butters #mitchell tanner #source blark and son #my srt

[thenewnio]

How Furnius and Torcho escaped being extinguished... again

(The Punishment Room, where its executioners get creative. Furnius is strapped to a chair. His executioner enters and greets him.)

Executioner: Welcome to the dread Punishment Room, ye foolish criminal! Here, you’ll find that the only escape is painful, agonizing death! Any questions before you die slowly?

Furnius: May I point out a flaw in thisss “inessscapable” placcce? 

Executioner: What’s that?

(Suddenly, Furnius is gone from the chair.)

Furnius: (voice echoing) I’m already free.

(The executioner looks around, shocked, as Furnius’s dark chuckle echoes seemingly from nowhere.)

Executioner: He’s in the walls... (picks up a super soaker) HE’S IN THE GOB BLASTED WALLS!!! (pounds the alarm as hard as he can)

(The guards leap into action, but it’s too late. Furnius has already escaped with Torcho.)

#Adventure Time #my headcanon #source: blark & son

[worstdeathstudent]

Aika: Well it looks like we all lost something today Tasha. You lost another shot at Mellori, which I'm very sorry about. Calder lost a bit of my respect by trashing the living room, and I lost the bedroom to a territorial bird of storms. I'm guessing we have 10 to 15 seconds before she figures out how to use the doorkno- a bang is heard as the bedroom door opens Aika: Run. Storm Bird caws screams of fear and the cawing of a bird are heard as the camera zooms out from Aika and Calder's home

Source: Blark and Son, Fletch's Anger Management Lesson

What the hell happened here? /j

#wizard101 #aika kimura #tasha loutusleaf #i was so confused when i first saw this at 2 am #thought i was high

[puthyflapps]

Jatan apparently retweeted an article saying that blarke’s dynamic is “a great example of the show pivoting to showing love as a source of strength rather than a burden [...] The 100 has always been telling an epic lOvE StoRy with these two”. HAVE THEY MET CLEXA- “LOVE AS A SOURCE OF STRENGTH.” I hate to say it, but I think this son of a bitch is gonna pull some major fucking fan service and make them canon to please all these str8’s bland ship fantasies.

I’m sure the five people who still watch will be happy

#ask #send me the asks and the headcanons #bellfart