#so don't be a fucking idiot.

[paldean-ranger-brandy]

Man, going between Long Boy Blind tusk and Asado Desert Father To All tusk is so interesting. There is a tendency among many pokemon to be a lot more aggressive and violent when they feel like they aren't well established. We see it a lot among prey pokemon who know they are the slowest in their herd, or rank lower. A gogoat that leads its herd is going to be leagues easier to deal with than a slow rapidash, for example. It's about having that confidence in yourself and your community to not feel the need to lash out.

The Asado Desert tusk had been establishing itself in the desert for...a long ass time before we tried introducing it to the phanpy herd. He's well established, has a home and a family and a purpose. This blind, weak-ass, long boy just got here, and would probably struggle with getting comfortable anywhere on account of having so many physical ailments working against him. Despite being WAY smaller and weaker, this great tusk is way more dangerous than the one in the desert.

It's nice to start to see some recognizable behaviour patterns from these guys. Makes me feel a little bit less like I'm running in place.

#pokeblogging #brandy chat #mission update: paradox displacement #this is not an invitation to approach the Asado Desert Great Tusk btw he is still very dangerous #he will gore you if you get too close to his herd. I have an established relationship with him you do not #so don't be a fucking idiot.

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[egophiliac]

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal

the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing

has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again

(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)

based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?

has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)

NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties

despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)

currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything

Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #disclaimer that this is half joke and half speculation so like. please take it in good spirits and don't yell at me #right now i'm leaning away from crowley being revaan because i think the evidence is currently circumstantial at best #but who knows what the future will bring! #man. whenever i consciously remember that crowley is diablo it also reminds me #that his name is supposed to be pronounced like dear and not like the word dire #which always fucks me up a little bit. this is the worst thing about him bar none. #damnit crowley #anyway every time a new part comes out i rewatch the opening just in case there turns out to be any more foreshadowing #(there never is) #(but that ONE really quick bit where you can see overblot azul means i always have to look) #which is to say i have been carefully reanalyzing all the crowley bits and i have reached the conclusion #that i still have no idea what is going on with him #he may be the world's biggest mastermind or the world's biggest idiot and these are not mutually exclusive #(this is a strictly pro-crowley post btw) #(i'm allowed to make fun of him because i love him dire-ly)

[jeeaark]

last shirtless silly I swear- Friendship power ref and Sexy pjs ref

I always thought it was a glitch when Halsin and Jaheira appeared in this scene, but maybe the tadpoles are getting stronger. Or maybe even tadpoles are capable of character growth and are now considering non-tadpole people part of the tadpole gossip family???????

Love how it was the ol' folks of the team that the tadpoles snitched to. Maybe they were all awake at the time. Having a 'back in my day' or 'kids these days' chat.

So part 2. USUALLY. I try to separate my patch 0 play to any patch 5+ plot-hole fixes. Because when nobody said ANYTHING after the tadpoles snitched on Greygold's ass, I had to play the rest of the game while going on a whim of my own interpretation of that WTF moment.

Had to surmise that maybe squid buddy somehow convinced everyone it was 'just a dream', so nobody wanted to talk about it. So. At least I wasn't too far off???

But, after hearing officially that the Emperor did a 'you-didn't-see-that' jedi trick, I thought of a funny so. I made an exception.

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #bg3 comic #bg3 fanart #greygold #Now greygold don't have time to unpack ALL OF THAT #BUT they would definitely like to have A Talk about squid buddy trying to delete all of its blooper moments #like YEAH IT'S A BIT CONCERNING EMPS CAN “UNDO” MEMORIES BUT so can magic peeps and vampires and gamers(me) SO- whoamItojudge #one time Lae'zel tried to murder Greygold cause they wanted to explore the secret monk room instead of going in the artifact portal so- #had to reload! Say 'just kidding babe ilu lets immediately go in the portal' so-I GET IT EMPS #maybe squiddude just uses “memory mod” like any other adventurer idiot: when they fuck up

[diamondsheep]

Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

#look i know that i talk about Zoro all the time but you guys don't know how much i love Sanji #he is actually one of the reasons why i started watching One Piece and i just LOVE drawing him #i have like 100 drawings of the curly cook <333 #anyway happy birthday to this idiot that has bringed me so much joy and has made me cry so fucking much (*looks at Sanji's Backstory*) #ily sanji thank you for being one of my favorite characters ever 💛💛💛 #hmm i'm gonna tag this as sanji week bc i used some prompts as inspiration lol #also do guys like individual posts with individual drawings ? or batches like this one are ok ??? bc i can post these individually ? #one piece #sanji #sanji week #blackleg sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji one piece #my drawings #sanji op #one piece fanart #i guess that otoko is here too lol #otoko #toko #diamondsheep art #my art #aww i just sentimental about this fool and bc i drew him in basically all his life stages ? 😭💛✨

[c-hrona]

Vash > Woowoo tits + mistletoe prompt 6?

:3c (requests closed)

#trigun #vashwood #mistletoe ask game #chronart #suggestive #i guess? #tfw your other coworkers are being rewarded in the other room #(see previous post) #so you feel comfortable enough to get frisky in the ceo office #but your idiot of a partner gets all teary for scars and shit from medical surgeries that saved your life #tsk vash get a grip and make wolfwood happy ffs (before he gets emotional too) #(i don't know what the fuck this is i'm tired forgive me ahahah) #(i only know that this is like a mix of post baseball au and my own ww lives au lmfao) #(anyway thank you for this ask anon i enjoyed drawing this so much eheheh)

[lacefuneral]

stede pink suit tribute

#ofmd #yes even my joke fancams loop. #fun fact: this video is longer than the time this suit actually appears on screen for #i think the funniest bit of this is how fucking high res the shots of his face are compared to the actual shots of the suit bc of how much #i had to zoom in on the footage #i'm learning new sharpening methods in AE #ilu double cineon converter double unsharp mask sandwich <3 #thats why stede's face looks so good #the suit not so much sggdshhgdsh #got the tumblr aspect ratio wrong as well. this is why i usually stick to the native resolution of the show #don't ask me why i tried to manually stabilize the footage instead of warp stabilizing. i'm not a pirate i'm an idiot etc. #song is ''ain't no thing'' by oliver nelson and kaleem taylor #jay.mp4

[diseaseriddencube]

normal people: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he's actually under the control of lilith and needs to keep him away/help charlie or sth

me: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he saw someone with two ounces more power than him, someone who could help charlie more than he has and show him up as worthless, and he Is Not Having Any Of That anyways do you wanna hear my npd headcanons and why he is actually me and

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #i'm aware the first theory is probably correct lore-wise #but character-wise #it kinda is just..alastor..to hate anyone who could potentially look better than him #and i think he just likes to fuck with people honestly 😍 #like no you fucking idiots he doesn't have a father/daughter relationship with charlie out of nowhere #he's just acting like that to piss lucifer off #for the funsies #he's so me 😍 #like yes petty boy go #be petty and don't let anyone be superior to you you absolute KING #make that man feel SHAME for being an absent father YES!!!! #so YOU can be the good 'father' here #ugh i love him

[crabussy]

IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING KIND TODAY!!! IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING GENEROUS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE!!! IS ANYBODY ELSE BEING KIND AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND EVEN WHEN ITS HARD!!! IS ANYONE ELSE ASSUMING THE BEST OF OTHERS INTENTIONS AND RESPONDING IN KIND!!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

#having a day ^_^ #I love being kind I just wish other people loved being kind more #people on the internet are SO FUCKING MEAN TO EACH OTHER???? its a terrible phenomenon #I have never seen people in real life treat others badly with the horrifying proportion of hate I see online #please. try to be kinder try to be more patient even when its frustrating #I have changed minds and deescalated arguments SO many times by being kind. #if someone is spouting misinfo in a furious rage and they're saying hurtful things? try responding with patience and kindness #even when you don't feel they deserve it. because one of 2 things usually happens #EITHER. they immediately shift their tone because you're talking to them like an equal and not an idiot #OR they continue to be horrible and it makes them look really nasty. its not a good look!! most people won't do the second thing!! #hateful online arguments has turned my mental health into a disgusting stew in the past #since I started being kind out of sheer frustration my mental health has improved a thousandfold #listen. sometimes its okay to be mean. if someone tells you to kill yourself I dont think its appropriate to give them patience and kindnes #BUT. if you treat someone like they're stupid. even if you're right!!! they won't listen to you or consider your words!! #because admitting you're right means admitting that they're stupid like you think they are. that feels bad so people won't do it #my wisdom. today I am so tired

[spinnysocks]

inspired by this post :)

Regularly says fuck: Kenge, Janja, Kiburi, Tamka, Neema, Nne, Tano, the Skinks

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Reirei, Mzingo

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Ushari, Sumu, Chungu, Cheezi

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Jasiri, Madoa, Goigoi, Mwoga

Legally cannot say fuck: Wema, Tunu, Dogo, Kijana, Nduli

#despite all this i think jasiri should get to swear once #reirei stopped for the sake of her kids or says it when they're not around #she's careful tho #swearing is in-built in janja but he gets told off sooo #you cannot stop the rest of them in that first one from saying it tho 💀 #most of the idiots don't swear - at least not regularly - but tamka's prolly gonna rub off on them #no one would be that surprised if ushari or sumu swore #nduli probably actually has said fuck #i mean cmon he's a croc #but depending on the situation kiburi usually scolds him tamka and neema lol #me and nikki were also talking about how the kids learned to swear so. yeah #“whoopsie” - everyone who swore in front of them #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:

1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*

2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them

3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out

4) literal rainbow lighting around them

5) endless hand holding and twirling

6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck

7) the fucking closing scene?????????

#i mean seriously #jesus fucking christ #you'd think i'd be immune to this mv by now but if anything it just gets worse every time i watch it #absolute INSANITY #also don't even get me started on their dorky little coordinated mating dance #and the fact that they probably practised it themselves messing about in dressing rooms or one of their living rooms or something #also #incredulousness aside for a moment #i love this video so much for how much fun they're clearly having the whole way through #like how much it's just *them* messing about and being their idiotic selves with each other #but yeah #i'll never be remotely normal about the fact they planned and performed and approved literally every moment of insanity here #i mean for real #there's just no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing with this #milex #miracle aligner #milex gifs #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #lulu posts #my gifs

[conscydraws]

Order 38. Undelivered.

#conscydraws #death stranding #I was soooo confused #Everyone was so chatty just a moment ago #I've been feeling watched and tracked every fucking second #Hi Sam. Here's some more work Sam. Don't build your generator here Sam. Sam Sam Sam Goddamit! #And when I needed them the most everyone suddenly fell silent and I was standing there like an idiot not knowing what to do #Luckily prior to that I disposed of some Junk Dealer's trash in attempt to win his trust (spoiler: it didn't work!) #so I connected the dots by myself #But still i felt uneasy and furious that my comm works only one way #I understand. game mechanics and all that. #But I've really felt myself in the skin of Sam in that moment #I like that DS is so immersive #But I would prefer that they wouldn't write the contents of the package so openly #Let the people find it out by themselves #death stranding fanart #death stranding spoilers #sam porter bridges #higgs monaghan #videogames #silly comics

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo

[ghost-bison]

I saw a bunch of posts saying - what if Crowley and Aziraphale were female-presenting and Crowley was played by Catherine Tate?

And honestly I'd be down for it but....

What if Alex Kingston played Aziraphale?

#honestly i'd shit my pants #like at least twice a day just thinking about it #they're so hot #in a 'david and michael' kinda way #i'm just surprised that to my knowledge no one had thought of that before #also sorry for the bad photoshop #my pixlr editor skills aren't what they used to be #have it anyway #also no one touches alex's hair #NO ONE #don't bleach it or i swear i'll fucking sue #alex kingston #catherine tate #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #doctor who #river song #donna noble #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow

[kelluinox]

"The colonial practice of zionism..." you know, if you don't even know the basic FACT that jews come from Judea and therefore cannot be colonizers in their own land, then maybe you shouldn't be speaking about things you neither know nor understand? Only two words into a sentence and you're already wrong. Truly, every day you absolute uneducated baffoons on here and twitter are just continuously proving that before the age of internet only your family knew you were a fool

#can we go back to when there was no internet and we didn't know how many stupid people there were in the world? #that was nice #this makes me so angry #you don't NEED to retcon history #and goyim should fucking stop goysplaining our history and culture to us #antisemitism #useful idiots #jumblr #goyim shut up challenge

[weaponizedducks]

zutara is my very favourite dynamic because they're just judgy bitch besties together. stupid shenanigans duo. impulsive yelling duo. sokka is like 90 percent of their impulse control so when he's gone they go haywire. this is even canon sokka leaves them alone for one minute and suddenly they're off to kill a guy. good for them. let them be crazy besties together, striking fear into the hearts of sexist twats

#atla #avatar the last airbender #platonic zutara #if you want to see them as romantic sure ig but to me they're besties #i see them like i see lance and allura #or keith and allura to be more accurate #zutara #ig #platonic #in the future sokka and katara are Water Tribe Ambassadors and/or sokka's married to the fire lord and he #leaves to go on some sort of trip and he's like don't fucking do anything stupid you stupid bitches #and the second he leaves they look at eachother and katara's like #wanna go kill a bitch #and zuko's like yeah i'm so fucking down my dude #sokka comes back and finds them covered in bruises lying on the floor drunk out of their minds #he's like for fucks sake guys every time #the way i see it zuko and katara are Impulsive Idiots #suki is an Idiot Enabler- she thinks its funny #toph is at this point one of the Idiots but she has a little more common sense than kat and zuko together #aang is an enabler but he's like #guyys maybe we shouldn't b;;;e doijhg thus;;; maybe////???? #and gives up and joins in #sokka is both an Idiot Protector and an Idiot Fighte #he is so so tired