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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months
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Sirius Black proposing to Remus Lupin, because he would never do it himself- he has too much self-hatred and self-doubt.
Sirius Black getting down on one knee and asking if, maybe, Remus would be willing to love him for the rest of their lives, because he was absolutely sure that he would love Remus for the rest of his.
Remus Lupin tearing up and muttering in thrilled disbelief, “Are you serious?” Because he’s so happy and excited and he’s not thinking straight.
Sirius Black grinning tearfully and saying, “Yes, I’m Sirius. Sirius Lupin, hopefully.”
And Remus just fucking sobbing.
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not-rab · 5 months
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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doodlemcjazzhands · 1 month
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I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr
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ilophilia · 1 month
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James: Do you really hate Sirius?
Regulus: Yes.
James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?
Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.
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plantsonplutoart · 2 months
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ive been in my marauders era for 4 years now, these are just the receipts. love these boys
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wolvesandshine · 2 months
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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loverboy-lover · 3 months
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James Potter and Sirius Black
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chasingthestarss · 1 month
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Regulus waking up after the horcrux situation: where am I? Did I die? Is this heaven??
Sirius *banging on the door: Reggie you awake? Let us in ! It’s James and Sirius!!
Regulus: oh this is hell.
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faerycross · 3 months
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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my-castles-crumbling · 6 months
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Me, during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with dead gay wizards.
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not-rab · 6 months
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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?
Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
James: Which is what?
Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
James *nervous sweating*:
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littleliterarylesbian · 4 months
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Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!
Regulus: Whore.
Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?
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stargazingtranquility · 4 months
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James: guys I think I’m homophobic…
Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?
James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room
Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother
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theprongspotter · 7 months
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Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.
James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!
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