Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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that one teacup scene from uptown girl that’s going viral on tik tok but make it black brothers angst
i was also thinking abt making a regulus version but idk-also drawing/writing angst while listening to girly pop music is a surreal experience i highly recommend
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Sirius: Hey Prongs, I hope our children will get along just like cousins, you know not like me and my cousins but like other cousins that get along so well, I always see cousins having a really good bond
James: Yeah I hope so too
*5 years later*
James: Hey Pads, you know when you told me about that cousin thing with our children *sweating nervously*
Sirius: Yeah what’s up with that?
James: I took your words too serious
Sirius: What do you mean?
James:
Sirius: James what do you mea- oh no no no no. Please don’t tell me that-
James: Surprise?
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, YOU’RE DEAD YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER
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Bellatrix: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river when you were 14
Sirius: Let’s not forget who pushed me in
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Marauders fans are the gay cousins of Harry potter fans family
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Head canon that none of the Black cousins knew how to drive and so their respective partners attempt to teach them and it goes terribly wrong and most likely scares their partners for life.
Like just imagine;
James: Okay love, lightly push the gas pedal to start.
Regulus: Alright!:Absolutely floors it
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Remus: alright, now what you want to do is make sure you check your mirrors before-
Sirius: I know Moony! Gods, you act like I'm an idiot.:Doesn't pay attention at all and nearly drives into a ditch-
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Andromeda, already driving: And, which one is the break again?
Ted: *Has a panic attack*
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Alice: Wow Cissa! You're doing suprising well, considering- :Looks over and notices Narcissa using the rearview mirror to fix her hair,:OH MY GODS, EYES ON THE ROAD!
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Rita: Trixie, stop someone's trying to cross. Trixie. BELLATRIX STOP- OH MY GODS!
Bellatrix: oops!
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Regulus: I’m begging you, just be cool.
Sirius: Who's cooler than me!?
Regulus *deadpan*: Everyone
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Regulus was Sirius‘ favorite cousin.
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As much as you hate her you have to admit Bellatrix would be that cousin that comes up with the most insane games that are so fun until someone (regulus) ends up crying for some reason
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Little Harry Potter-
"This is my Mom, and my Dad, and my Papa, and my Padfoot, and my Moony, and Uncle Severus, and my Uncle Barty, and my Uncle Evan, and my Auntie Andromeda, and Aunt Narcissa- oh and Lucius, and my Aunt Pandora, and my-"
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the black cousins
all the hidden meanings!
colors:
red is the color of sirius’ shirt, narcissa’s lips and regulus’ pocket handkerchief. red represents how they rebelled against their family (sirius ran away and was openly against their morals, narcissa lied to voldemort and basically helped defeating him w her words, regulus turned against voldemort at the last moment, dying for his cause)
narcissa and andromeda are the only ones not wearing black, and they’re the only survivors in this picture.
clothes and accessories:
andromeda is wearing a white dress that resembles a bride’s dress, because she ran away to marry ted. her and sirius’s clothes are also less restricting than regulus and narcissa’s, because unlike their younger siblings they got their freedom.
andromeda, like her cousins, is wearing silver jewelry, aside from a gold ring (her engagement ring), and with her hand she’s covering a family pendant (she chose love over her family). regulus is wearing a pin that looks like salazar’s locket.
poses and such:
andromeda isn’t looking at the camera because she was the first to “look away from her family”, and sirius is looking at her because he would soon follow in her footsteps (andy also has a hand on his shoulder to further represent her influence on him). similarly, bellatrix (who is the only one smiling) is keeping an hand on narcissa so she wouldn’t leave. narcissa has a hand clenched in a fist, covered by her left, (as a way to hide her defiance).
ok i think this is all but i’m not sure lmao xx
hope you like it ^^
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Infamous dark witch Bellatrix Lestrange & notorious mass murderer Sirius Black.
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Regulus *to James/Sirius*: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Regulus: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t-
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Percy: Crouch’s mother is my grandmother’s sister. We are cousins??? Next family reunion he better be ready to fucking fight.
Sirius: I hope you let me have a go at our cousin first.
Percy: Bloody hell!!! This will never not be funny and amazingly ridiculous.
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Have some quick sketch and hc for the black cousins
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