#sinking fate

[omgahgase]

obi-wan: aaah, finally. i have time all to myself

anakin and ahsoka, barging into his home: prepare for trouble!

obi-wan, already feeling a headache coming on: well, it can't get worse than you two—

luke and leia: and make it double!

obi-wan: oh great heavens

*meanwhile cody from the kitchen*

cody: cyare, if anyone else walks through those doors, i will get violent

fives and echo: *crawls in through the window*

#this is so stupid but when it comes to the skywalker-kenobi-tano-fett family it's funny #i hope #cody does in fact get violent and sprays his brothers with the hose from the sink #they think it was worth it tho #meanwhile anakin ahsoka and the twins have dog piled on obiwan and obi has accepted his fate #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #leia organa #luke skywalker #ahsoka tano #clone commander cody #codywan #fives and echo

[fanaticalthings]

Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival

BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?

And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.

#imagine being a gothamite and watching each and every one of the batfamily single file entering and exiting a random flat #and batman's just fucking lugging 5 bags of flour like the world's fate is dependent on the delivery of those 5 bags of flour #ofc he only pulls the joke emergency signal when he KNOWS the fam have their own plans at that exact moment. #just to mildy annoy them #tim: i had a DATE and i dropped EVERYTHING to save your ass #and ur tellin me u just wanted someone to hold a flashlight while you repair your SINK?? #jason: so what im hearin is that your date is more important than your poor dead brother? i see how it is. #this is just jason's way of spending time with his family because he's too shy to just ask upfront #bruce might seem annoyed but deep down he's always glad jason is doing well and takes it as a sign that Jason just wants to see them #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #dc #crack #fanatical posting

[pratchettquotes]

Rincewind was a coward and an unwitting clown, but he had several times saved the world in slightly puzzling circumstances. He was a luck sink, the Archchancellor had decided, doomed to be a lightning rod for the fates so that everyone else didn't have to. Such a person was worth all his meals and laundry (including an above-average level of soiled pants) and a bucket of coal every day even if he was, in Ridcully's opinion, a bit of a whiner. However, he was fast, and therefore useful.

"Look," said Rincewind, "a mysterious urn turns up and suddenly it's all about football. That bodes. It means something bad is going to happen."

"Come now, it could be something wonderful," Ridcully protested.

Rincewind appeared to give this due consideration. "Could be wonderful, will be dreadful. Sorry, that's how it goes."

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

#mustrum ridcully #rincewind #unseen academicals #discworld #terry pratchett #wizards #academics #faculty #football #luck sink #bad luck #fate #expenses #wonderful #dreadful #pessimist #realist #that bodes #that's how it goes

[h-doodles]

Connection // Consumption // Possession is my way of Love & you are mine as i am yours, various - a web weave for it's quicker & easier (to eat your young) by @pinkcannibal 💖

#IM SO INSANE ABT THIS FIC IM SCREAMING I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU #anyways hehe #web weaving #marilyn thornhill #marilyn thornhill x reader #christina ricci #lee makes stuff #simp.txt #clown.txt #to me i am hers the same way she is mine and we are two halves ripped apart and 2 puzzle pieces who's been lost in the dark #and we are connected in the same way the greek gods have created soul mates and connected in the same way the fates have woven their thread #and we are one in the same one in the same one in the SAME!!!!!!!! #bound by blood and by love and by our sheer force will and i want nothing more but to sink my teeth in to her neck just as she does mine #and claw my way into her chest and fall asleep next to her heart raw and bruised and bloodied #i am. being SO normal abt it. #eat your young

[introspectivememories]

whenever i read a fic and shanks doesn't mention buggy even once it always feels soo ooc bc like what do you mean shanks isn't vibrating with the need to see buggy at all times??? at the very least, shanks should be thinking about buggy passively, if not actively. like buggy lives that man's mind rent fucking free. buggy should be charging appearance fees for how often shanks thinks of him. like all it would take is one (1) denden call, where buggy shaky voiced goes "shanks... please... i need you" and shanks would be hauling ass across the grand line to get to buggy

#like this is shanks' Person #even if they haven't properly talked in years #buggy will always be shanks' Person #their fates are so far beyond intertwined. it's entangled now. knotted. they're locked in #bc like this is buggy. shanks' buggy. this is the boy he thought he was gonna go through puberty with. they were supposed to get pimples #together. they were supposed to be co-captains. they were supposed be together no matter what. #there was never a future in shanks' mind where he and buggy where separated except now they are #buggy leaves him in the rain at loguetown and he loses himself in the bottom of a bottle and then he blinks and it's been almost a decade #and a half since he and buggy have been in the same room #where'd all the time go? this wasn't how he saw his future going. #it echoes like a refrain in his head whenever something important happens and he turns his head to look for a blue haired man #only to realize that buggys not there and hasn't been there in years #and everytime his heart sinks and the mean voice in his head that hasnt shut up since loguetown goes: we were supposed to do this together #whatever. he needs another drink. #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #op buggy #akagami no shanks #shanks one piece #op shanks #shanks x buggy #shuggy #one piece

[miramisaki]

72(???) days until Charlie...

#mira draws stuff #fate charlemagne #charlemagne #fgo #fate grand order #fate extella link #charlemagne countdown #sinking...

[welcometoqueer]

I think it’d be really funny if they found the sub, rescued and took the teenager out, and then sent it back down with the billionaires still inside and no contact

#sink the rich #still think this is very Icarus coded #flew too close to the sun #hubris #brought their own demise upon themselves #haha #jokes on them #the kid doesn’t deserve that fate tho #submarine #oceangate #oceangategate #titanic #the titan #Titan

[purplejellyshoes]

★ Bloom Fancasts ★

Sadie sink, 21

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Olivia Morton, 14

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#bloom peters #winx bloom #bloom #winx club bloom #the winx saga #live action winx #winx club #the winx club #the winx club fancast #winx club fan cast #winx #fancast #sadie sink #Olivia Morton #laurel marsden #fate the winx saga

[300iqprower]

there's something EXTREMELY fucking poetic about how Santagale is meant to represent Nightingale's lost innocence and sense of humanity, and every time she appears in FGO she does something that spits in the face of everything Nightingale is supposed to stand for, which since apparently FGO needs to be reminded, is an obsession with both physical and mental health as well as seeing war as an atrocity in which there are no victors but only victims left dead or both scarred physically and mentally.

In the santagale event she encourages you to do the lotto and reinforce unhealthy addiction-based habits (lines about pulling all-nighters, 'one more run', etc).

And now literally the only other notable use of her character is to promote mcdonalds not just as a hilariously transparent bit of selling out done as a direct response to the gacha cash cow finally running dry, but also as an explicit part of Mcdonalds' recent turbocharged PR campaign in order to try and cover up their support of Israel's genocide towards Palestinians.

#fgo #fate grand order #fuck fgo #nasu is a hack #dont play gachas kids #free palestine #hopefully that's the only fckng time I use that combination of tags together but lets be real Nasu just loves finding new lows to sink to

[glomscrooge]

I understand why people carry dt17 scrooge's teasing into glomscrooge content based on the show, but please consider how embarrassing it would be for him to admit that he likes this glomgold. I'd kill myself honestly

#scromtxt #I like to think that while scrooge does figure out that glomgold likes him before glomgold himself does #he figures out his own emotions first #and is absolutely inconsolable #he like. starts off with furious denial but is smart enough to get over that quickly #so then he just sinks into complete despair #not because it's unrequited or anything. but because it's glomgold #at this point in my head #scrooge subconsciously sees glomgold as an equal and holds a bit of respect for him #but he hasn't consciously caught onto that fact yet #so he just fucking hates himself. he thinks this is a fate worse than death #he can't tease glomgold properly now because he knows glomgold won in the stupidest way possible #do I think dt17 scrooge can admit that he *cares* about glomgold? yes. he literally wants him to be happy #do I think dt17 scrooge would rather dig himself a shallow grave than admit he wants to hold glomgold's hand? also yes. sorry #dt17 #scromgold #dt17 scrooge #ducktales 2017 #I hope this isn't too much of a hot take or anything #<- man who is deathly afraid of conflict finds himself having Opinions

[sabermoonlight1616]

Just finished re-reading a fic where mini Alan from Hamefura meets Sayaka from Madoka Magica in a dream, then it got me thinking. . .

#hamefura #otome game no hametsu flag #my next life as a villainess all routes lead to doom #my next life as a villainess #alan stuart #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #sayaka miki #fire emblem #fire emblem fates #azura #fe azura #yet another comparison chart #random thoughts by the kitchen sink and shower #if i have a nickel for every character that i like who has the traits music water and blue #then id have three nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened thrice

[plushchimera]

this thing took me so long to put together but now I have to disassemble everything cuz it's off center 😐

#anya plays ffxiv #i'll get back to it in a month or two #i'll have to do ew fates to get some stuff :') #it's ok #I'm still tweaking the layout anyways #and it's not like i didn't measure it #but i guess i was moving other walls around too much #actually i think i'll need to tear down everything #and measure again #this is fine it's not a time sink at all i chose this

[aria0fgold]

Honestly my headcanoning for The Cursing of Chateau Castle lore continues cooking in my brain like I got more for it but it's all in the microwave for now. Like I got a whole ass storyline for Pierre and Lady Irene. With how hardcore hc-ing I am bout these characters, it makes it seem like they're my OCs but no they're like-- my half-children I think? isat is the other parent of course. I got nothing else to go off of in regards to the chateau trio but the small crumbs and a dream.

#aria rants #like bout pierre's home life being The Worst ever. and like the internal monologue he'd have after sacrificing their castle #imagine going through all that ordeal. joining the supposed ''heroes' party'' and then betraying The Hero aka josephandre #all for your own family to recognize you as being worthy of being a part of the family. so that you can be recognized as a noble #but in the end it wasnt enough. he wasnt happy. in the end pierre was happiest with josephandre and the others so he #went around. turned their back on the ppl he has spent majority of their life proving their own worth to go back and save #the first genuine friend he ever had in ages and the cost of that being the very castle they wanted to be a part of #so in the end. he never got to actually be called ''lord'' he didnt have a place in the family. he lost the castle #but thats fine anyway cuz he found a home with josephandre and the others BUT THEN!!! he apparently got into a near-death #experience like how horrible is that??? to have your title stripped away from you from birth and then abandon the #one chance and opportunity to have that title for the sake of saving your friend and realizing that it'd be better to just be #with them instead but before that moment can even sink in well enough-- YOU'RE NOW ON THE EDGE OF DEATH! #yea pierre is turning out to be my fave character from like-- that mentions of them betraying the party and then #sacrificing their own castle to save josephandre and then the fate of them possibly dying near the end of the series #like that guy went THROUGH IT. not as much as josephandre but he really did just went through it and im like-- out here #using my brain power to the maximum in filling in the blanks cuz i got attached to 3 characters with only a name and #some information. i got some more in regards to lady irene and josephandre too btw like-- this is for you mirabelle #im spreading the cursing of chateau castle propaganda as best as i can with the crumbs im given

[talentforlying]

so there was that one uquiz i did where it decided that constantine's symphony was 'the nocturne' and i just realized during my reread earlier that the volume of sandman in which constantine's story shows up is called 'preludes & nocturnes'......i'm unwell

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #fate karma kismet magic #anyway that story was fucking heartbreaking and i kinda loved that they gave it to johanna in the show bc jenna coleman Ate that #but i would have KILLED to see matt ryan sink his teeth into it. he'd have tanked my mental health for good #it's also a very personally beloved story for me bc 'dream a little dream of me' was one of the lullabyes my dad always sang to me as a kid #and it's also the story where constantine states that he considers 'heard it through the grapevine' his unofficial theme song!!! #and that it was the one he used to sing the most with his band!!! which is one of my favorite pieces of trivia for him besides the seal #back when autoplay was a thing i had it playing on my blog and it would've been in my pinned post if i'd figured out how #anyway Far too much info sdghjk tldr i love that issue

[konu-d]

missing you

#are you well? #do you have a lighter where you are? #maybe some coffee? #is it cold there? #it’s cold here #colder without you #i look for you in every shadow #sometimes I dream and I look for you #i miss the scent you leave behind #i miss the sound of your laugh echoing #i miss your weight sinking the bed slightly whenever you come and think I’m asleep and you start comforting me #the engravings in that lighter probably have been rubbed down by how much I play with it #i could never get into smoking. #are you having trouble there? #i’m coming soon. #we’re all coming soon #our goodbye will be a hello again #i can’t let go of you. i miss you #please come back to me one day #i can’t say goodbye to you forever like this #edmond dantes #konumodi_art #fgo #fate grand order #Spotify

[sophemeva]

Max was in acute depression, had no motivation to do anything YET started the Eddie saving March, i just have to believe that the residual guilt of not being able to save Billy had her acting there with such passion, and on that note neither Max nor Eddie deserved that ending, i don't care about stakes being high and all, they should have let them be happy for a moment atleast before ripping everything apart....

#in denial about max and Eddie's individual fates #They deserved much better #max mayfield buckley wheeler #max stranger things #max mayfield #sadie sink #eddie munson #stranger things season 4 volume 2 #stranger things 4 #steve × eddie #eddie stranger things #stranger things #joseph quinn