#rincewind

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #the colour of magic #the light fantastic #rincewind #the wizzard #wizard #wizards #forest of skund #chelonaut #doctor who #doctor who meme #the impossible astronaut #anniversary

[sator-the-wanderer]

Some Discworld wizards designs

#discworld #wizards #terry pratchett #rincewind #ponder stibbons #mustrum ridcully #unseen university #satorart #character design

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Would Rincewind from Discworld survive Castle Dracula?

I've got multiple asks apiece for Sam Vimes and Moist von Lipwig, but HECK YES I wanna talk about Rincewind!

If Rincewind knows one thing, it's when to run away from a bad situation. The Dead travel fast but Rincewind is faster. Rincewind does not want to be here. Nobody nopes like him. At the very first red flag Rincewind is RinceOUT.

...unfortunately Fate hates him. Inevitably, he ends up sheltering for the night... at Castle Dracula.

(Re: the crucifix, "for your mother's sake" is unlikely to move him, since she ran away before he was born. But Rincewind doesn't shave - he needs his beard, he has too little as it is!)

Rincewind is a coward by birth, upbringing and vocation. He is pretty good at convincing people not to kill him and he usually looks too pathetic to be worth the bother. He is not at all good at convincing people not to force him into heroic roles that he absolutely does not want. But staying alive is pretty much his speciality.

Rincewind is afraid of perfectly ordinary women - he is terrified of the Girlies, and is just as good at running from them screaming as Jonathan is. Better, arguably. I don't think anyone has ever said "I too can love" about him though, and I don't think anyone is going to. Dracula may not rescue him from the Girlies ... but he gets lucky and escapes them somehow.

Fate may hate him, but the Lady think he's her specialist little guy. Rincewind's luck is extraordinary.

And that's the clincher for me. Rincewind is Fate's chewtoy and DEATH's hobby, but he is the champion of an actual literal god, and She is going to pull him through kicking and screaming.

For anyone asking why he doesn't try magic, magic is not going to help him because he's real bad at it. Dracula is an objectively better wizard than he is, and I honestly don't know how this informs their relationship.

...oh man if Dracula takes his hat he's gonna be so mad. So mad.

His one biggest hurdle is going to be the wall due to his crippling fear of grounds. But I think the Lady will have his back on this one, so when he accidentally trips and falls out the window he'll have no choice but to climb. He'll hate ever second of it. But once he makes it down, the Jon-a-Thon is precisely what he's best at.

I sadly don't think Dracula's library is extensive enough to allow him to access L-space.

I do think Rincewind would try to fight Dracula with a half-brick in a sock over the baby steal. Rincewind loves kids and gets occasional bouts of heroism in spite if himself. But the door is locked and he can't get out of his room.

I am fudging this a bit, but I do not believe the Lady will let him die if it can be avoided through sheer dumb luck. And so therefore Rincewind the Wizzard can survive Castle Dracula, but would vastly prefer not to have to

#Rincewind #Discworld #wizards and spellcasters

[snippit-crickit]

also.... discworld

angua thingy i really like making these little sketches, theyre just little guys.....little fellas....

angua in a dress, vimes in a dress duke regalia, carrot inspired by Sergey Chinenov's art as well as some lady Sybils and a tsundere vimes

oddly amiable patrician

this ones hard to read but imma put it in here anyway

#discworld #terry pratchett #angua von uberwald #havelock vetinari #lord vetinari #sam vimes #samuel vimes #carrot ironfoundersson #lady sybil #sybil ramkin #gnu terry pratchett #rincewind #the luggage #colon

[leona-florianova]

doesnt mean its not friendly

#discworld #the luggage #twoflower #rincewind #The Colour of Magic #gnu terry pratchett #gnu jan kantůrek #my art

[woostershiresauce]

No fucks to be found in Discworld books.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #sam vimes #granny weatherwax #rincewind #going postal

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The entire original discworld audio book catalogue

#gnu pterry #Discworld #sam vimes #granny weatherwax #rincewind #moist von lipwig #carrot ironfoundersson #havelock vetinari #mustrum ridcully #The librarian #Ook #gnu terry pratchett #audiobooks #internet archive

[lancrewizzard]

"Are you telling me that your university has practicing homosexuals on staff?"

Rincewind stammered. "I. I don't think so. Professor Macarona is so good at it he doesn't need to practice, I'm too nervous to ask, and Ponder doesn't have the time with all his other jobs. I suppose the more senior wizards might be practicing homosexuality." He thought back to some scenes in the Uncommon Room. "They certainly need the practice," he added.

#the scene came to me from nowhere and it's going nowhere #if anyone wants to pick it up please feel free #i just think there should be more background gayness going on at uu #these wizards are strain't #discworld #rincewind

[miroimirage]

Not as shaped as the guards fanart but somebody reblogged my old rincewind art so I also wanted to redraw my favorite worst wizard ever!!

also I think Mackenzie Crook would make a brilliant rincewind and used him as ref for my first fanart, I think I’m going to keep doing it

#Loser wizard #discworld fanart #hes my favorite #rincewind #gnu terry pratchett #unseen university #discworld

[pratchettquotes]

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

#rincewind #interesting times #discworld #terry pratchett #luck #chaos #punchline #life motto #middle names #bad day #mind you #bad luck

[got-the-cool-shoeshine]

some discworld designs

#discworld #twoflower #rincewind #lord vetinari #carrot ironfoundersson #my copy of sourcery hasn't arrived yet >:( #i lack motivation to draw a big fancy rendered piece #save me various characters posing over a blank background

[potato-lord-but-not]

The things in my dreams wish they could chase me

#when the light is fantastic or something #also that song is giving more lipwig vibes but I got rince on the brain so whagever #artists on tumblr #digital art #traditional art #discworld #discworld fanart #the color of magic #the light fantastic #rincewind

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #rincewind #the wizzard

[colouredbutnotblue]

The Colour of Magic !!

#discworld #discworld fanart #traditional art #terry pratchett #rincewind #twoflower #gnu terry pratchett

[iconuk01]

40th Anniversary Discworld stamps, art by Paul Kidby

#discworld #gnu sir terry pratchett #paul kidby #rincewind #sam vimes #granny weatherwax #the librarian #great a'tuin #tiffany aching #moist von lipwig #DEATH #Mort #Nanny Ogg #magrat garlick

[furiouskettle]

Near Rincewind Experience

#kiwidoodles #discworld #rincewind #the luggage #luggage discworld #death discworld #terry pratchett #suuup i've been reading discworld #finished sourcery in one sitting last week and it was the first time i read anything w rincewind in it #reading eric rn #and i love him #gnu terry pratchett #anyway hi i havent posted in FOREVERRRRR