#sing sasha

[hoperays-song]

Alignment Chart Pt. 1

#sing #sing 2 #sing johnny #sing ryan #sing gunter #sing ash #sing porsha #sing meena #sing mizuki #sing sasha #sing nooshy #this was supposed to just be the teens but we were three short #so mizuki gunter and sasha joined the party #there are so many bi's with leather jackets in sing I swear #ash and clay make two already and we're only two movies in #sing memes #sing headcanons #ryan is a jean jacket kid and no one can change my mind #and mizuki would have a leather jacket as an ash fan #i saw the gay leather jacket and cackled istg

[ash-the-porcupine]

Ash: *stares* That's a honeyed pickle. Clay: Yeah. What about it? Ash: I thought you said you didn't like honey-? Clay: In my TEA. I don't like honey in my TEA. Clay: Honey on solid food is good. But what kind of ruffian puts honey in a DRINK? Ash: *facepalms* I dunno, like, nearly everyone on earth?

Nooshy: I want to scare the crap out of Buster for April Fools. Meena: I'll admit he's fun to scare. Johnny: Impossible to prank though. Ash: Look, rookies, all you need is a clown mask and a good hiding place! Rosita: Oh? Speaking from experience there, Ash? Rosita: Anything you wanna tell us? *cue montage of clown-masked Ash springing from a closet,the airvent, the couch cucshions behind pillows, under a table, under Buster's bed, behind theater chairs, and scaring the crap out of Buster every single time-* Ash: …Nope! Nothing at all!

Gunter: I'm going bungee jumping this weekend! Rosita: Really? Gunter: Yeah, my mother invited me. You guys wanna come? Buster: *flashback of being torturously hugged and kissed because he was just "The cutest thing EVER-!"* Um… I'll pass. Thank you. Rosita: GUNTER YOU FORGOT TO PUT "PARACHUTE" ON THE CHECKLIST-

Sasha: Mr. Moon, are you really sure this is- Buster: Absolutely! She can do it. I promise. We'll work through it. Sasha: Are you sure? It feels like you're torturing the poor woman. Buster: …Sasha, I'm telling her to just get used to the catwalk, I'm not making her jump. Not until she's comfortable. Sasha: Well, I still think it's unfair. Buster: *grabs cookie off snack table* Take this. Take a break. We ain't discussing this. Sasha: FREE AT LAST~!!!!( Buster: ooooo…kay-

Buster: Good morning, Jerry- *screams* Jerry: *frantically hiding Jimmy Crystal body pillow* GOOD MORNING- Buster: UNSEE JUICE! UNSEE JUICE!

#clay calloway #sing clay calloway #ash #sing ash #nooshy #sing nooshy #johnny #sing johny #rosita #sing rosita #porsha #porsha crystal #sing porsha #sing porsha crystal #jerry #sing jerry #sasha #sing sasha #sing buster #sing buster moon #buster moon #sing #sing movie #sing fandom #sing movies #sing 2016 #sing 2021 #sing incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #comedy

[kai-selfships]

SING + SING 2 HEADCANONS (human au)

Part 2: side characters (may not be as long because I don’t have as many ideas haha

Picrew link, art by Naylissa on various social medias

(One year passes in between movies so for characters who are in both movies, there will be two ages listed)

I’m posting this here instead of on my main because you guys are used to me being cringe <3

Also, important: I chose each character’s ethnicity based either on where in the world their species of animal lives, or (for animals that live all over, like pigs or mice) other contextual things (like Gunther’s accent)

Eddie Noodleman (he/him, gay)

35 years old as of the first movie

5’7”

Mixed race (his mom is black and his dad is white)

Still lives in the pool house

Does not have a job

But he does have a YouTube channel! He posts video game speedrun

Bleaches his hair

Grew up rich so he doesn’t know how to cook or anything

He is really close with his family, and Nana likes him a lot

He was the one who broke up with Buster— nothing bad happened, he just thought they would be better as friends, but Buster’s feelings were hurt :(

Nana Noodleman (she/her, asexual)

92-93 years old

5’10”

Eddie’s maternal grandmother

Becomes good friends with Clay Calloway— they’re both old, rich, mean, and famous in the music industry

They don’t really have the same taste in music (Clay is a rockstar and Nana is a theater actress), but they have a lot in common otherwise

Was a very iconic and popular actress, but it was “controversial” how she had a child out of wedlock and raised them alone

At first she didn’t like Buster at all, but she changed her mind after watching his show, which was very successful

Ryan (he/him, questioning but he ends up identifying as gay)

24 years old

5’11”

Thai

He’s a natural at dancing, and is the youngest person on Klaus’ high-level choreography team

Was kind of friends with Alphonso during the production of “out of this world” and maybe had a little crush on him

Is very kind— he felt horrible having to beat Johnny over and over on the first day of practice

He thought about reaching out, but was really shy

Really likes to wear pretty clothes and extravagant outfits

Is really stressed out because a lot is expected of him

Suki Lane (she/her, femme lesbian)

26 years old

5’4”

Egyptian

Bleaches and dyes her hair often

She got her job working for Mr. Crystal because her parents are big investors for Redshore City’s theater shows

After Jimmy Crystal is arrested and she’s out of a job, she decides to pursue her dream of going to art school and becoming an artist full time

She starts dating Sasha a few months after everything went down, but they had been friends pretty much since the day they met

She doesn’t actually need glasses, she just things they look cool

Loves to thrift

Is allergic to cats

Sasha (she/her, futch lesbian)

27 years old

5’6

South African

She works as a stunt actress and happened to be hired by Jimmy to train Rosita— so she doesn’t directly work for Crystal

She’s very strong and good at gymnastics and rock climbing

Has a two year old child from a previous relationship, and has full custody

She is very close with her siblings and parents— they help raise the kid when she has a lot of work to do

Met Suki during “Out of This World” production, and they became fast friends. Suki needed a cheaper housing arrangement after she lost her job, and Sasha happened to be looking for a roommate, so they end up living together and eventually dating

She was the first one to confess— Suki didn’t realize her feelings were reciprocated

James “Jimmy” Crystal (he/him)

45 years old

6’0”

Originally from Canada, but moved to Redshore for business opportunities

Has always struggled with controlling his anger, but he stopped putting in an effort after his wife left him

Has a podcast about how to “survive” in the entertainment industry

Thinks being gay is a choice and doesn’t support Porsha being a lesbian

Definitely one of those “alpha male” guys

Jerry (he/him, gay)

48 years old

5’8”

Norwegian

Is so in love with Jimmy and in denial about him being a horrible person

“Babysat” Porsha way up until she was a teenager because she used to get into trouble and Jimmy let her do whatever she wanted

Was really good at his job and very dedicated

Always fought with Suki because he was jealous that Jimmy liked her better

Trying really hard to learn Norwegian because he wants to travel there one day

Mike (he/him)

25 years old, was sadly murdered at the end of the first movie (this is implied in canon btw)

4’11

Recently graduated from the Lincoln School of Music, but had yet to land a real gig

Still loved to drink and party, and used to go to clubs every weekend

Is from a rich family, but got cut off financially after he made some poor choices regarding money in his teens

Really loved Nancy— she went to the same music school learning to play the flute, and they used to date. She broke up with him because she was going through some tough personal things and didn’t have the energy to be in a relationship

When he saw her again in the first movie, a year had gone by and he was hoping that she was ready to date him again

He plays a lot of instruments; he’ll get bored quickly and move on to another one as soon as he masters it

Nancy (she/her, pansexual)

24

5’0”

Glamorous af, really cares about her appearance

But also really sad :( she was partying and drinking to cope with how lonely she was

Her life was spared by the bears that killed Mike. She ended up breaking down and asking them to kill her, but they felt too bad— Mike had cheated them out of a lot of money, but Nancy hadn’t ever done anything to them

She ended up moving to Washington state to live closer to her family and just get away from the city that held so many bad memories for her

She finds out shortly after the events of the first movie that she’s pregnant, and chooses to raise the child anyway

Still has horrible memories about witnessing Mike’s murder

Alphonso (he/him, pansexual)

25 years old

6’5”

Lactose intolerant

Meena isn’t his first girlfriend, but his first breakup left him not knowing what to do because his ex had been so controlling. As a way to try and get over it, he had been practicing putting himself out there by flirting and being really friendly with all the actors and actresses he served

Once he met Meena, though, there was kind of a spark— they were both so awkward and didn’t know how to flirt, lol— he was glad to meet a kindred spirit, and started kinda crushing on her in secret. Plus, she was like really pretty.

He would tell his friends about his feelings, and they encouraged him to ask her out, but he thought for sure she’d have a boyfriend already because she was so cute and kinda famous

He was so glad when she asked him out, and he’s the best long distance boyfriend ever! They do a lot of virtual dates, and send each other love letters and gifts, and all that cute stuff :]

#sing headcanons #sing movie #eddie noodleman #nana noodleman #suki lane #sing ryan #sing Sasha #jimmy crystal #sing jerry #sing mike #sing Nancy #sing Alphonso #sing 2 #picrew #did I get to dark with Nancy’s story #sorry guys I fucking LOVE angst #sing tag

[gladumfdoodles]

this is how the Cairo/Damascus arc went, right?

[original image below the cut]

#rqg fanart #rqgaming #hamid saleh haroun al tahan #sasha rackett #rqg azu #grizzop drik acht amsterdam #rqg oscar wilde #I went on a band trip today and drew this while listening to three kids play my singing monsters at full volume at the same time #I went a little bit insane at the end #doodles #gladumf does art

[murderandcoffee]

what vine do you think each of the archival staff members quotes most

#I feel like tim shouts 'this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE' every time some fuckery occurs #sasha gives me 'hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla' vibes #for martin... I think he doesn't have a quote. he just sings the song from the one vine of big bird kicking in a door #oh tim & sasha also absolutely quote 'I've brought you myrrh... MYRRH-DER' 'JUDAS... NOO' #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tim stoker #timothy stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #archival assistants #bs.txt

[supercantaloupe]

happy sleepover saturday!!! next will question will be photos of lulu BUT would you like to draw your fav opera npc? i understand there arent npcs in operas but one w npc vibes. also. badass women in opera for the uneducated?

i would say that operas Absolutely have npcs, we just call them supernumeraries lol (supernumeraries are nonspeaking/nonsinging roles, like an extra in a movie or tv show)

anyway my fave has to be donna elvira's maid in this production of don giovanni. the maid is referenced once or twice in the libretto and in most productions she shows up maybe once but doesn't really do much, if she shows up at all. but in this one she's onstage a LOT and practically gets her own arc, despite the entire time being completely silent. i think it's a FASCINATING addition to the opera and i love it so much

[ask meme]

#(arguably there are also minor singing characters in operas that qualify for npc status like fiorello in barber of seville) #(but supers imo are the Most npc) #anyway thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about Her :) #sasha answers #sleepover saturday #ask meme #masculinepeacock #ty!!! #i think she can count as a badass woman in opera. in my heart #but better answers would probably be. like #carmen and the queen of the night. and marie lafilleduregiment maybe #susanna and donna elvira and rosina (at least in barber lol) are all badasses to ME. #and i guess norma too but i don't like her so whatever lol #don giovanni #art and soul

[palmer-dudum]

No way...

#sasha amphibia #sasha waybright #bona petite #msm fanart #my singing monsters fanart #my singing monsters #angry birds #hal #evil emperor zurg #zurg #toy story #sonic #heavy sonic #knuckles chaotix #bocchi the rock! #bocchisweep #hitori gotou #hitori gotoh #sigma #megaman x #megaman #amphibia #amphibia fanart #touhou project #touhou #patchouli #ms fortune #skullgirls #onaf #one night at flumpty's

[sofarfarout]

Fictional characters I would kiss. Will I elaborate?

No.

#viktor arcane #sigma overwatch #kabu pokemon #n brio #kenshi takahashi #sasha nein #singed arcane #dr coyle #moira overwatch

[stewyonmolly]

#never fucking forget #this song is so mother i taught myself to sing by listening to sasha fierce cover to cover repeatedly #Spotify

[stranger-detective]

🌸

Hi Xhoee!!!! (got ur name from ur blog hope that's okay :))

The nicest compliment I've ever received... tough to say. I'd say up there would be the other day when I was just singing something casually, and one of my friends little siblings looked up at me in amazement and asked 'are you a professional singer or something?'

this was for the ask game below btw :)

#I get a bit insecure about my singing sometimes because of... a Certain Situation so this was really nice :) #anyway thanks for the question!! #sasha speaks #:)

[nobodieshero-main]

okay so i was thinking about ahuru, as one does, and i was thinking about how much i don't want her death to just. be keika's backstory, yknow??

like i don't want to reduce her to just the main characters motivation, which is why i try to give her so much life in any scene she's in. but i think i wanna like- so, ahuru's death literally shapes nobodies hero, right? there'd be no story to tell if she hadn't been killed. and that's kind of a Big Deal to me.

so i think i'm going to symbolise the fuck out of birds. foreshadowing or whatever.

like when keika first meets mattie- he's in priah and he still doesn't have his memories back. he decides to go for a walk, just wandering through the mushrooms and the woods and then all of a sudden a game bird gets shot with an arow right in front of him. and when he looks up, he sees mattie with a bow and arrow, and that's how they meet.

and then in the next book it's revealed that Mattie is, technically, responsible for ahuru's death. it wasn't personal, in the same way hunting that bird wasn't personal, it was just...self preservation. they just shot an arrow and watched it land.

#i want the first thing for keika to see when he leaves the mahina woods is a dead bird #just. for every wrong path keika takes there's a dead bird waiting for him yknow #when he's in the library in the palace in prota he can hear the birds. and when he kills sasha they dont sing for days. #it also helps with my idea for there to be 'stop go back wrong way' signs all over the place the entire time keika's on the quest #like he's CONSTANTLY being told he's going the wrong way. he's not where he's meant to be. and every step leaves feathers in his wake. #im trying so hard to properly convey what i want to do with the birds but none of its coming out right #i'll just have to write it ugh #anyway #ahuru my beloved you will haunt every word in these books if it kills me #oh my god what if all throughout two ghosts he hears birds but never sees them...... #i might have to adjust the title slightly to allow more wriggle room for more ghost metaphors #plot stuff

[your-mom-friend]

do you think that if Tim Stoker was aware that Jonathan Sims was in a band as an immortal space pirate he would randomly burst into one of their songs to annoy him

do you think that if Jon wasn't allergic to relaxing he'd take it as a challenge and take up the other parts of the songs

I just think it would be neat of them to drag the rest of the archives into it

#rem rambles #i relistened to No Happy Ending and it made me think of a scene where Jon is being an ass (again) #and instead of Literally Anything Else #tim starts singing No Happy Ending and as soon as he finishes General White's part Jon looks him in the eye and starts as King Cole #and they drag the rest of them into it #Sasha and Melanie with Tim and Martin and Daisy with Jon #Basira is Ashes and provides the music #tma #the mechanisms #ouatis

[mercuriallily]

Not to be Musical Theatre on main but some people really refuse to sing the notes as written don't they

#sasha speaks #in my experience people who constantly add riffs and stuff like that can't actually sing very well #it's an...interesting tactic #if the score says ad lib or cadenza then knock yourself out #and some songs are definitely more flexible #but like. would it kill them to sing the damn song the way it's supposed to be sung #the first time I saw les mis live the éponine kept doing ridiculous riffs during on my own #and it really took me out of the moment #like girl. you're supposed to realise that you've been lying to yourself all your life you are not mariah carey in this scenario #on my own is already memed on enough as it is you don't have to add to that #anyway I'm considering on going back to musical theatre in september so I have a lot of Opinions #musical theatre has some of the most insufferable people you'll ever meet

[supercantaloupe]

who the hell out there is staging handel's messiah??

#youtube recommendations pushed at me a video of for behold/the people that walked in darkness and it's like? #some depressed looking guy smoking in a waiting room beside a vending machine in a trench coat and singing?? #who is STAGING the MESSIAH?????? lmao #sasha speaks

[postwarlevi]

There's nothing Levi hates more than just having to sit there while people are singing Happy Birthday to him. Like he's grateful for the sentiment, but he never knows what to do except stand there and wish for the earth to swallow him while.

It is kind of awkward, isn't it? LOL I've only recently embraced the fact that my friends are going to sing loud to try to embarrass me and I now conduct them through the song haha.

Levi however? Nooot happening. You're all going to do it, he knows it. His vet team, Miche, Hange, Erwin. His cadets, Sasha, Connie and Historia especially (maybe Annie and Mikasa won't be so loud) and you!

You're not trying to make it worse but everyone is going to do it anyway so you give his hand a squeeze and help him get through the moment. It's his day, he's going to enjoy it.

He's trying not to blush but it's not something he can control and he's looking to you for help so you purposely speed up the last bit and shut everyone down when they try to go into "How Old Are You Now?" and he mumbles a thanks as you send everyone away with some vanilla cake.

"Did you have a nice birthday?" You ask in the evening when it's just you and him again. He buries his face in your neck.

"Birthdays are exhausting." His muffled voice says, making you giggle.

"Well, everyone had a good time. I'm sorry if it's too much, but this is the one day they're allowed to get away with it." You know how much everyone cares about your generally grumpy sweetheart.

"I know. I appreciate it." He leans back and searches your eyes, sighing when you run your hands through his hair.

"It's still my birthday." He barely whispers.

"It is." You agree and softly hum Happy Birthday to him again.

Coming from you, he could listen to it all night. However you don't get past a second round before Levi is leaning back into you, pressing his lips on yours.

He's been waiting all day for this.

I feel we went a little off topic, hope that's okay!

#anon asks #anons welcome #thanks anon that was fun #he totally hates it #levi ackerman #levi fluff #levi x reader #levi #aot #attack on titan #captain levi #captain levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #connie and sasha sing so loud and off key #i love it #slightly suggestive #i mean you probably just went to sleep #inspired by #Levi short scene

[ash-the-porcupine]

My Jimmy Crystal Backstory Thing:

So, as some of you may know, I am a massive Jimmy Crystal hater. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t have a 255 page story written about him and Buster destroying each other somewhere that I wrote when I was ten. Well, on we go with my ramblings of Jimmy Crystal and his life.

Jimmy was born into a rich family, and had a brother as well as his parents. Jimmy’s parents were very strict, and weren’t supportive at all. When Jimmy’s father would get drunk, he would become violent. The mentally, verbally, and physically abusive home took a toll on Jimmy’s mental health, and ultimately changed him into some very undesirable.

When Jimmy was a kid – in my headcannons – he went to the same school as Buster, and he was quite a big bully to the koala. He often teamed up with his classmates to pick on the kid. They would even turn in his assignments as their own. So, Buster had his fair number of issues at school, but most of them involved bullies.

However, Jimmy was only a bully to distract himself from his parents’ cruel ways. And when time passed and college came around, Jimmy ran into the love of his life when he was late to class one day. Her name was Sasha Clyde, and she was the most beautiful wolf you’d ever see.

These two quickly fell in love, and one day, by the lake – Sasha’s favorite spot – Jimmy got down on one knee and asked her to marry him. She overcome with joy and said yes. When Jimmy was with Sasha, he was a really great person. His temper, eccentricities, rudeness, and all his negative traits seemed to simply… dissapear.

They concieved a daughter, and they loved her. Jimmy would smooth her little face In his paws and she would giggle, and Jimmy thought it was the most magical sound in all the world. He adored it, and he was more than happy to spend long hours entertaining the baby with his wife. However, when Porsha turned three, Sasha got sick.

During the time she was in the hospital, out of grief and rage, Jimmy changed. He grew violent and angry. And when Sasha got out of the hospital, it was only a few months when she’d had enough of his spontaneous rage episodes, and she left him due to his behavior. It wasn’t easy for her to leave him and their child, but she had to get away. She couldn’t do this.

And Jimmy became bitter and even more short-tempered, and he stayed that way.

Chaos for the Moon Troupe.

#Jimmy Crystal #sing fandom #sing #sing2 #sing 2 #sing 2 Jimmy Crysta; #Sasha Clyde #Porsha Crystal #Sing 2 Porsha Crystal