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fandom-star-gazer · 1 month

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The exam went shit today but while returning home, it looked like it was about to rain. (It has been like that for a few days.) I was angry with the exam and also with the weather so, I started muttering "The fuck, Crowley?! Let's make it proper, hard rain" and I kid you not, it started raining like crazy. I got drenched in the rain even though I had an umbrella and now that I'm home, I am quite sure I'll get sick but it was all worth it. Not even angry about the exam now.

#rambles #shit exam #crowley #aziraphale #good omens #good omens s2 #good omemes #david tennant

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rochenn · 9 days

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The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!!#comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“#imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

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mdr-reikas · 2 months

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So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:

If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??

But. It gets crazier.

you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.

And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-

HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.

#mr. bow #bow man #I haven't seen him in the following chapters yet but you bet your ass that I'm on the lookout!!#WHEN I CATCH THIS MF #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto manga #naruto meta #crazy shit #chunin exams #chunin exam arc #naruto classic #my posts

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parkercore-69 · 2 months

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bros are hearing some wild drama or sumthin right now (i just wanted an excuse to draw them concernedly sipping from their mugs??)

#sorry this looks mad janky guys #i think i’ll be posting more doodly stuff like this for a whilw #i really just am so busy at the moment #exams and revison ecetera all that shit #but regardless #trobed #yay!!#community #community nbc #troy barnes #abed nadir #trobed fanart #parker’s art #digital art #art #woohoo!!#gay

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judasisgayriot · 2 months

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Fall Out Boy gets uncomfortable

#patrick stump #pete wentz #fobedit #fall out boy #peterick #i guess??#fob #anni edits #patrick gives pete a gyno exam. you know. like bros do. lol #why did they do this in particular to make this point?? who can say. normal thing to do obv #anyway the depths of weird fob shit never ends lmao #video of patrick feelin around in pete’s p.ussy literally. incredible.

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parasiticshades · 4 months

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"A friend or a family"

More homestuck

Hi heyzz heloooo

#art #artist #digitalartist #ibispaint #ibispaintx #digital art #homestuck #homestuck art #homestuck fanart #homestuck dave #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck rose #idk #homestuck shit art #hghhrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #exam is coming anv i havent study what the hell

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ohhhmio · 1 month

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Saw a tiktok yesterday of someone making like children au of hazbin hotel characters. AND I THE FIRST BITCH I SAW WAS BRUTUS.

AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT MY GOD HES SO FINE.

I mean look at him.

LOOK. AT. HIM.

I WOULD FLIP FOR THIS MAN.

I mean, my god, i knew i was a whore but i didnt know it was to this extent.

HOLY CALAMARI—

Then, and I kid you not, these two appear on screen:

So naturally, I go haywire. Everything in me is buzzing, my head was vibrating, and hands were burning, baby.

Hoe-Lee-Shitaroos—

It would only make sense that I go on detective mode and check out who this bitch who made them is.

And I do.

And you know what I see?

EBSIENSG2OZGWJSY2HSG2BSW

Absolute Heaven.

Holy lord god of host—

10/10. Would smash if he didn't literally eat me alive.

You thought you were a whore? Well, THINK AGAIN YOU COCK-GURGLING SON OF A BITCH.

Ughhhhh.

I... am so angry this isn't cannon.

Fuck.

Follow her.

FOLLOW HER NOW.

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votaeto · 4 months

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love struck koala

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wingsofhcpe · 11 months

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actually there's a huge difference between queerbaiting/"Hey guys look how gay these two are haha they're definitely gonna end up together, give us views uwu oh- never mind oops they're going to superhell" and "Hey it's 2004-2012 and there's no way we can get away with having our protags/main couple be two gay men but we really want to show these two are soulmates so we'll do it through subtext and underlying messages and by literally telling you over and over again their relationship is the most stable and important in the entire show, and the ending will imply they lived and died together", and it's insane that some of yall don't see how these two are not the same fucking thing.

#saw a very Shit Take about hilson earlier and im like. hm. some of yall have no idea what gay rep was like before 2016ish and it shows!#i feel like usa queer ppl have forgotten that this is actually still the norm about queer rep in most non-USA places #or are young enough/new enough in fandom that they dont know this was actually the most we'd get at the time #like if it was queerbaiting it would eventually be played as a joke Haha No Homo #but it wasnt. like. their relationship was shown to be THE most stable and important one in both their lives & the show overall #they literally destroyed their LIVES to be with each other. repeatedly.#anyway i could write an entire 10 page thesis on the matter but i have an actual exam in three hrs so. another time #house md #hilson #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #house x wilson

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staretes · 3 months

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it's dark in the fortress of meropide.

the duke’s office is quiet, the silence only broken by the soft snores of the man sleeping at the desk. half filled papers and letters are strewn around wriothesley, who is slumped on the table surface, fountain pen still loosely clutched in his grip.

wriothesley doesn't usually drown himself in work, but on certain days he finds himself dealing with maison gestion’s stringent documents, recording each clockwork meka assembled in the production zone. on those days, both of you forgo your usual night routine, and you always head to his office to keep him company as he works.

but today, it appears exhaustion has taken hold of him, and he drifted off to sleep in the middle of work.

you cautiously make your way to his desk, treading with light steps, careful not to make a sound.

his desk is a mess. you quietly sort the papers as your lover snores away beside you. before long, neat little piles of paper form in front of you.

you gently pry the fountain pen from his loose grip. the pen is old, and sometimes ink refuses to flow from its nib. you remember telling him so, and bought him a new one to use at his desk. a sleek black body with his name engraved on it in silver. funnily enough though, that pen never even made it into his office. instead, it sits on the table next to his side of the bed.

with the desk in front of you tidied, you take wriothesley's jacket, hung over the back of his chair, and cover his sleeping form.

now that everything's settled, you ought to take your leave. you will see him again in the morning.

you pause. unless…

your bet with sigewinne is still on.

you pull a sheet of stickers from your pocket. before long, a grumpy monsieur neuvillette has decorated your lover's shoulder.

you should have stopped there, really, but neuvillette looked so lonely without anyone to accompany him.

running out of flat space to comfortably stick stickers on, you make a daring move. a pleading melusine, right on his cheek.

its hard to say you felt a little guilty, especially as the grin on your face grew wider and wider as you pasted more stickers on your partner's gorgeous face. a proud-faced bunny here, a sobbing kitten there, and ooh this one has hearts on it how could you not….

before long, the entire sheet of stickers had been plastered onto wriothesley's face.

at this point, your shoulders are shaking with silent laughter. your palm is pressed to your lips as your other hand reaches over to his eyes to brush his hair away-

and suddenly you find the sky blue irises of the duke staring into yours.

“just what are you up to, darling?”

#[✦ - archives!]#gonna post this and hurry to sleep #ah well #wriothesley x reader #genshin x reader #wriothesley x you #wrio x reader #genshin x y/n #wriothesley x gn reader #genshin x you #wriothesley imagines #wriothesley x y/n #sorry if this was shit i have a math exam tmr + im rusty

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buglaur · 18 days

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my farmers profile 🥳

#sdv #stardew valley #ain't she cool #sdv farmer #procrastination at it's finest #i have an assignment due tomorrow but here i am spending my time on this because anything to not be productive #she married shane but i see it more of a best buds situation #i just kinda wanted him in the house i think he's cool 🤷🏻#wish there was a way to invite people to be your roommate without marrying them lol #i'm playing vanilla because i play the same save between 2 devices and i don't wanna download mods n shit on my college laptop #i'm in year 2 i just wanna play non stop but i can't with college 😢#down to my last 3 weeks though! and i have no exams 💪🏻#i see i have asks but i haven't looked at them yet and probably won't til the weekend.. sorry

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veryinnovative · 28 days

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barty comes up with the dumbest nicknames for regulus and at some point he briefly settles on 'dimples' which makes regulus bristle because he doesn't even have dimples on his cheeks, not knowing that barty is referring to the dimples in his back (which he caught a quick glance of when regulus was bent over in the car looking in the glove box for something, shirt rucked up and joggers low) and this 5-second memory has helped barty wring out a solid 16 orgasms in the past week

#im saying stupid shit when exam stressing #bartylus #<- tagging it in case u dont fw them

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saint-cichol-is-watching · 1 year

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