#sharknado au
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Sharknado 2 takes place in New York, Lenore is from new york in this essay I will-
Edit: spectre reveal
#lenore died from a sharknado and her spectre is gonna be a shark#nevermore webtoon#lenore nevermore#can i justify tagging this with the summer shark au?#eh#summer shark au
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Kisame Week 2022.
Day 5: "Do you come here often?"
"I live here"
@kisames-corner
#kisame week 2022#dianorayasiri#kisame#zabuza#naruto#naruto shippuden#kisame hoshigaki#zabuza momochi#hoshigaki kisame#momochi zabuza#au#day 5#merman#sharknado#shark man#radiation#monochrome#monochromatic#mini comic#naruto fanart#fanart
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i started writing the straightverse mdzs crossover fic
“The stranger was tall. Taller than Wen Qing, slightly taller than Wei Wuxian, and unfairly jacked. That wasn’t even personal opinion, it was fact. The stranger was built, no homo about it.
He opened his eyes again, this time looking up past the stranger’s rugged abs and neck to-
“Lan Zhan?!” Wei Wuxian knew he was screaming, but really, screaming was a perfectly reasonable response to waking up next to his half naked- he glanced down- make that completely naked, best friend.”
#i don't even write that much#i think im possesed#its probably heatstroke#i was wandering in the desert earlier and i dont know if ive been drinking enough water#heatstroke or ghosts are the only possible answers#i can't live in a world where i willingly#sound of mind and body#write crack straight og cqlverse mdzs crossovers#though to be fair i wrote a sharknado crossover oneshot so who knows anymore#posts <3#text <3#mdzs#wei wuxian#wwx#lan wangji#lwj#mo dao zu shi#cursed straightverse mdzs au <3#shitposts <3
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Just a friendly reminder, dass in der Welt der drei ??? ATOMOFFEL ein erfolgreicher Blockbuster ist.
Ich weiß auch nicht, was ihr oder ich mit dieser Information anfangen soll aber ja. Meine Notizen wollten mich daran erinnern.
#die drei ???#die drei fragezeichen#justus jonas#peter shaw#bob andrews#ist das der sharknado aus der welt der ???
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there needs to be more sharknado aus tbh
#sometimes i consider making an ao3 account or pseud explicitly for writing sharknado aus in a variety of fandoms#i havent yet bc it sounds like a lot of work but also. seems very funny ngl#marty martynates
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unsolved (iii)
Summary: Bucky doesn't even believe in the paranormal. So who the hell thought it was a good idea to stick him in a series about everything haunted for the internet's amusement? With his loose-canon of a teammate who has no concept of subtlety or shits left to give, to make things even worse. (Buzzfeed unsolved AU)
Warnings: swearing, frustrated bucky at his little shit supreme, obnoxious reader, cryptids, graveyards
A/N: good evening. i am fighting demons (tummy ache). comments and feedback are always appreciated thank u for the love on the series so far i adore u guys sm <;33
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A few days after the first video goes up, Bucky returns from his run to a SHIELD file taped to his door.
He opens to a black and white photo of him from back in the day, and a page full of his details. Full name, blood group, previous addresses, aliases, best colours to match his undertone, favourite Gilmore Girl boyfriend.
He flips the page to the section on his known connections, only for a sheet of paper to fall out. Sharpie sprawled haphazardly across it, in big red letters.
NO AUNT.
BITCH.
He bites back a grin.
The video does reasonably well. Not record breaking numbers or anything, but for once there aren’t TikToks of people counting how many times he blinks to make sure he’s an actual human.
Always a man of his word, though he has regretted it every single time, he agrees to a second video. It follows after a disgraceful bout of bitching and even pleading, but a few hours later, he resigns himself to his fate silently.
That is until the schedule for the next video shoot is posted to the server, and he sees it’s at night.
The night he uses to sleep. The night.
Before he can even type out his rejection, his door receives four sharp knocks. He doesn’t even need to open it to know who it was.
It’s like you could read his thoughts. Probably could. He doesn’t know the extent of your telekinesis.
In your hands is a large cardboard box and on your face is a stupidly big grin.
“Good evening,” you greet.
“Tell me the show’s getting cancelled,” he says.
“Nope. We–” you announce, reaching into the box and shoving something onto his chest, “--are going on a trip. Demon hunting.”
“Demon hunting?”
“To Westley Cemetery,” you add, letting the box tumble onto the floor as you grip its contents. “To catch the Westley Cemetery Cryptid.”
“What the hell is the Westley Cemetery Cryptid?” Bucky demands.
“Creature that lives in the cemetery, watches people from the trees and runs after you if you’re there too long. No known kills, but a couple of scratches and spooks,” you list off.
His face twists. “That’s not a real thing.”
“Uh, yes it is.” You rest a hand on your hip. “My sources told me so.”
“Who are your sources?”
“Twitter.”
Bucky stares at you without a word.
“It’s totally real. It’s got a Wikia page and everything,” you argue against his complete silence. “I believe in it.”
“That means nothing.”
“Rude.” You glare pointedly. “Anyway, point is, we’re going out tonight to the cemetery and we’re gonna catch this thing on tape.”
Bucky tracks your gaze to finally look down at what you’ve shoved into his hands. It’s a headband, with two cameras attached to it, one facing your face and the other outward. Night vision, he guesses.
He sighs. “How long? An hour?”
“Was Hamlet written in an hour? Was Sharknado filmed in an hour?” you exclaim. “Great art takes time. We’re staying out there as long as we need to. So help me, we will emerge victorious.”
Bucky stares at you. “Two hours.”
“Seven.”
“Thirty minutes.”
“Your will is weak and your spirit is cowardly.” You return his fixed look with equal intensity, if not more, which he didn't think was possible. “Three hours.”
“Deal.”
“Great.” You stick your hand out, and he grabs on firmly. “See you at 1am.”
“1am?!”
It is 1am, it is cold and Bucky is miserable.
But he’s there. In the cemetery. With the stupid camera rig on his head.
You offer him whiskey to warm him up, and he agrees.
You then tell him you don’t actually have any because you didn’t think he’d accept.
He hates it here.
The wind whistles around the both of you. The eerie silence is only compounded by the fact that he can’t see anything beyond a certain point. The night is especially dark and there is no moonlight.
He trudges through the patchy grass, dry leaves crunching under his boots.
The camera being so close to his face along with the fact that you wouldn’t stop singing the same three fucking lines of the song over and over again, makes him want to tear his hair out.
“That thing’s not gonna get near us if you don’t shut up,” he grumbles.
“Nonsense,” you hum. “I’m a goddamn delight. He’s gonna be trippin’ over himself to get to me.”
“He doesn’t exist.”
“He definitely does, and you know what? I bet your shit vibes are gonna attract him. Moth to flame and all that. Karmic justice.”
Bucky stares straight ahead, swerving to avoid running into cracked tombstones.
You go back to singing, but worse this time.
“What if we don’t get anything?” he interrupts, to protect his sanity. “No one wants to watch a bunch of people just walk around the dark for 20 minutes.”
There’s no response.
It takes a second for Bucky to realise the singing’s stopped too.
He stops in his tracks, head swivelling to look for you.
“The fuck…” he mutters.
In the cemetery, he is truly alone for a moment. Silent, other than wrought iron gates creaking in the far distance.
The leaves of the tree above him rustle.
Bucky looks up, squinting against the darkness.
Against the stillness of the night, he sees it. A figure stands tall on the branches of the tree, silhouette obscured by the leaves.
It leers down at him, unmoving.
Bucky doesn’t even flinch.
“Very funny,” he says. “Hilarious.”
“We’ll fake it,” the figure calls from above. “If we don’t get any footage, I’ll just get on up there and fuck around and you record.”
“Get down,” he demands. “We’re not faking footage.”
If this show had to die this way, so be it.
“Bore,” you boo, lowering yourself to the ground with ease. “If I didn't know any better, I’d say you don’t want to be a part of this series.”
“I don’t.”
“Anyway,” you say obnoxiously, “we won’t have to. There is definitely a cryptid here. I can feel it in my bones.”
“We’re halfway through the graveyard and there’s nothing here,” he shoots back. “We should call it quits.”
“You’re right,” you say, to his surprise. “We need to cover more ground. Let’s split up.”
That is most definitely not what he was saying.
But you start singing again and so Bucky agrees faster than you finish the same stupid third line for the hundredth time that hour.
Bucky is a man of dignity.
Less than five minutes later, he gives up.
He takes a seat against the trunk of a tall tree, in a relatively open clearing.
He figures if he just takes a nap then the two hours would pass by quicker.
Bucky has no idea where you’ve gone. The lack of light doesn’t help, even with his advanced vision.
He crosses his arms behind his head and settles back, eyes closing.
Not even a second later, he wants to rip his hair out when the stupid song you were singing reintroduces itself in his head.
“For fuck’s sake,” he groans.
The tree he’s leaning against shifts ever so slightly.
His eyes fly open, but he doesn’t move an inch.
Instinctually, his breathing slows and his ears tune in to pick up even the faintest sounds.
The draft whispers, and he knows for a fact that something is above him.
A branch cracks.
“Go away,” Bucky says loudly.
A second passes.
And then another.
“You’re supposed to be looking for the thing,” you shout.
“It’ll find me if it wants to.” He shifts to make himself more comfortable. “I’m givin’ him a real shot here.”
“You didn’t even look up.”
“Didn’t have to.”
“He could have been above you.”
“But he wasn’t.” Bucky’s eyes close again.
“You’re terrible.” It comes back muffled, and branches shift. “I’m headin’ that way. One of us has to put some effort into this.”
“Joy. Knock yourself out.”
The trunk moves under his muscles again and Bucky lets out a small exhale, settling back into the position he was in.
Until he hears you singing in the distance. Same three lines, same off-key tune.
Bucky drags his palm across his face.
An hour passes.
Unlike his original plan, he does not sleep.
He instead recounts every element he remembers from the periodic table.
Replays every Dodgers game from his childhood, and then gets mad at their shift.
Then he tries to recollect every fact he knows about you so far. Mutant, captured and experimented on, broke free several years before him. Met Nat along the way and befriended her. Telekinesis, slowed aging. Escape artist. Wedding videographer. Allegedly.
He just doesn’t get how you’re so goddamn chirpy all the time, given that he’d been through something similar and come out the way he had.
It had taken him a month to say anything to anyone other than Steve. You went out for brunch with Sam the same weekend you showed up at the compound.
He doesn’t get you.
Speaking of which, he hasn’t actually seen you in a while.
He checks the time on his watch. Nearly 3am.
He had a fucking workout in the morning and no lizard-man was going to be the cause for Steve outrunning him.
He pushes himself off the ground with a groan, and stretches out his sore limbs. Definitely too old for lying around a cemetery beyond midnight.
He calls out your name loudly, and then again, before waiting.
He hears bells ringing in the distance.
Bucky looks up.
In the shadows of the trees, he comes face to face with the same sight as before. A figure, standing on the branches.
“There’s nothing here,” he calls out, sighing. “Can we just leave?”
The twigs creek, and for a second he thinks you’re going to fall.
“Already told you I’m not faking footage, get down from there,” he repeats. “I’m leaving. I’ll see you at the gate.”
The leaves shuffle around before he hears branches break.
Something you say gets obscured by your movement, but you disappear again. He thinks that maybe you were cursing him out, and deservedly so. He just couldn’t find it in himself to care.
He rolls his eyes, but starts making his way to the entrance of the graveyard.
The walk back is faster, and he holds back a yawn as the gates start creeping up on the horizon.
There’s no sign of you. He half thinks you ditched him here and went back to the compound. Or fell off the tree and were just laying there.
But he decides to wait, leaning against the exposed concrete wall.
Eyes closed, he rubs his temples and decides that if you’re not here in the next thirty seconds, he’ll just–
“Hey,” you greeet from right in front of him.
“Where the hell did you go?” he demands.
You blink at him, before holding up a wrapper.
“Got a sandwich. I was hungry. The diner was real nice too, I spent like half an hour talkin’ to the owner.”
He stares at you. “You just left to get a sandwich?”
“Yeah, and I got you one, too,” you reply, tossing him a paper bag. “You’re welcome. God bless that man, but those things aren’t cheap.”
“You’ve not been here for the last half hour?”
“I mean, I spent like ten minutes looking.” You shrug, taking another bite. “All I got was a bunch of grass.”
Ten minutes. Bucky had sat under the stupid tree for an hour.
“So you just left,” he says dryly.
“Yes,” you reply like it’s not even worth debating. “Besides, if anyone could find a cryptid it’d be you. A fellow cryptid.”
Bucky spins on his heel to leave.
“You’re welcome for dinner,” you call out, and he can hear you laugh.
He flips you the finger, and regrets it a second later when your singing resumes.
The sandwich is good. He appreciates it.
He even manages to keep pace with Steve the next morning.
What he doesn’t appreciate is coming back to fifteen missed calls and four video calls from you.
From: co-host (TGS)
can you pick up
From: co-host (TGS)
i know you have nothing going on in your life you are bitchless
Bucky switches off his phone for the next three hours.
Finally, it’s a threat that you will show up at his door again and Bucky finally video calls you back that evening.
“What,” he states.
“Took you long enough,” you huff, sitting up to adjust the camera. In the middle of the ordeal, Bucky sees your laptop open.
“What do you want?” he repeats.
“The team sent over the videos from last night,” you tell him. “At some point in the video you said ‘we’re not faking footage, get down from there.”
“Yeah.”
He hears you play the footage faintly in the background, almost to substantiate your point. He cringes at the sound of his own voice.
“Who were you talking to?”
Bucky rolls his eyes. “Heard you in the trees. Figured you climbed up there again.”
“Ah.” You click your tongue. “Interesting.”
“What.”
You hum. “See, that wasn’t me.”
Bucky’s eyes narrow. “Yes, it was.”
“No, it wasn’t,” you say calmly. “I’d left to get dinner way before all that.”
“Right.”
“I’m serious. Got the timestamp on my video to prove it.” You look up at him through the camera finally. “So who were you actually talking to, Barnes?”
Bucky’s nose twitches.
“Bye,” he says shortly.
“Dude,” he hears you laugh loudly through the phone. “I fuckin’ told you you’d attract these things, you–”
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Ninjago Fic Rec Week — Day 1: Canon &/or Lloyd
Lloyd
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1441819 — The Grass is Always Greener (Series)
A fantastic series by the extremely talented @sunnylighter (go shower their blog in love) featuring a crossover between the show and movie with many amazing instalments (and a great Monkie Kid crossover fic too) that includes elements from S2-S4 and a ton of great head canons, jokes, moments to laugh or cry, and an overall great time
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2178393 — Green Empathy (Series)
Love movieverse Lloyd and think he's a sad little meow meow? Then this series featuring him with empathy powers is perfect for you!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20742584 — Oh, haven't you heard?
A fantastically hilarious movieverse fic featuring our beloved (secretly) son of a warlord vs. the crack of Buzzfeed Unsolved
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29490180 — Home Is Where You Are
Movieverse Lloyd gets stabbed and his cousin Morro wants to stab people as a result
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30888539 — Who’s the New Guy? He Looks Awfully Green
Even more Movieverse Lloyd being a sad little meow meow, this time with him finally finding friends and hoping to his grandfather they don't find out he's the Lloyd Garmadon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26722576 — Kind
A bawler in the most wholesome way; a movieverse fic featuring the "words people think about you appear on your skin" AU, staring Lloyd Garmadon, AKA the second most hated person in the city. Seriously, this one shot fic is amazing and is so worth the read
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13626984/1/The-Idiots-Guide-to-Not-Despising-Your-Cousin — The Idiots’ Guide to Not Despising Your Cousin
Lloyd takes his reformed 'cousin' Morro on a road trip of hell to recreate the scene from Sharknado. Hilarious shenanigans and begrudging cousin bonding ensues, complete with an emotional shouting match, a rocket launcher, and a stolen shark
Lloyd & Canon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41654502 — Let's Dye This World
Lloyd wants to dye his hair pink. What could go wrong? (Nothing. Nothing at all)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36502231 — And the Vocab Word of the Day Is...
Someone's taught Zane a word he shouldn't know, and thus we have this hilarious one-shot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26238865 — An Impromptu Little Brother
You want RG siblings fluff? You've got it! This adorable fic showcases the sweet bonding of S1 Kai and Lloyd
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44929669/chapters/113050273 — On the Outside
You want even more "Lloyd gets adopted by his siblings and finds a family" fluff? Well, this one also includes some angst, but in a hurt/comfort way, and includes bonding with the entire team
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13837338/chapters/31823022 — All I Want for Christmas is You
Lloyd has never celebrated Christmas before, and is desperately trying to hide it
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13548435/1/Warning-Fire-Hazard — Warning: Fire Hazard
As the favourite great-grandson of Firstborne, she decides to teach him a fun dragon trick... fire-breathing. Obviously Lloyd uses this new trick responsibly
Canon
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25916767 — Cool Down
A fantastic fic about Zane's element as a counterbalance to Kai's in stressful situations, and how a hug can go a long way
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43938129 — Cold Hands, Warm Heart
Zane's never been in a snowball fight before, and Kai & the others decide this will not stand. Fluff ensues in this beautifully written adorable found family fic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28433430/chapters/69674970 — Nature vs. Nurture
S2 Megaweapon shenanigans with the OG4 getting turned into kids again after Child's Play... but this time, without their memories
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32716111/chapters/81165256 — Habits of Home(lessness)
A "5 times + 1" fic about Jay being incredibly concerned and confused by the mysterious habits of his team
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27700081/chapters/67792351 — Your Mistakes Are Yours to Keep (BEING REWRITTEN)
Post Skybound angst my beloved <3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28467426 — For When You Need Love
So many platonic kisses; an amazing collection of small 1-on-1 bonding moments between every member of this team of found family ninja. This is one of my comfort fics
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15544857/chapters/36085881 — powersurge
What would an outburst of elemental power look like? A fantastic collection of short stories featuring each of the ninja in a stressful situation and a boatload of interesting headcanons, that's what
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35446993/chapters/88356208 — *Wu voice* "Ah, gotta get my kids."
A great fic (and amazing prequel/summary animatic by the very talented @a-big-chicken-nerd) featuring Sensei Wu helping his students after each lose control of their elemental powers on what should have been normal patrols across Ninjago
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39091860/chapters/97792278 — Walk a Mile
A fun bodyswap fic featuring Kai & Jay learning to tolerate each other
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47781802/chapters/120452491 — Real Life (Dragons Rising S1 spoilers)
Can't really say what it's about for spoilers but it's a new character bonding with an old one and it's sweet <3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12407508/chapters/28232733 — Chips and Salsa
Good ol' Glacier shipping at its finest in this wonderful fic; a secretly pining Cole brings his crush Zane to his house while trying to get over said crush. Lou knows his son's attempts won't be sucessful. Shenanigans, dancing, pining, and apology pancakes follow
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28905537/chapters/70915611 — Between the Scenes
A collection of great stories between episodes and pre-pilots to 'fill the gaps' the show doesn't cover
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13520844/1/There-s-Insurance-For-That — There's Insurance For That
A hilarious fic about Skylor learning all the places the ninja are banned from and the reasons for said bans
#ninjago fic rec week#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fics#Lego Ninjago fics#lloyd garmadon#lloyd ninjago#the Lego Ninjago movie#Lego Ninjago movie#Lego Ninjago movie fics#ninjago fanfics#Lego Ninjago fanfics#fanfics#fic recs#ninjago fic recs#Lego Ninjago movie fanfic#the Lego Ninjago movie fanfic#Lego Ninjago fic recs#Lego Ninjago movie fic recs#Lloyd fics#Lloyd fanfics#lloyd ninjago fics#Lloyd ninjago fanfics#Lloyd Garmadon fics#Lloyd Garmadon fanfics#ninjago fic rec week day one#ninjago fic rec week day 1#ninjago canon fics
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Mermista centric fics!
It's Mermista's birthday and I would love to say I'll make something new before the end of the day, but the autumn is really crazy for me so instead here is a highlight real of some of the Mermista-centric stuff I have made in the past! All but one are rated G or Teen.
In no particular order...
OK With This
(canon-verse, 1,758 words) Entrapta and Sea Hawk have become buddies during the restoration of Salineas, throwing Mermista and Hordak into an unwilling friendship.
Common Ground
(missing scene / angst, 765 words) Queen Angella pulls Mermista aside after the Battle of Bright Moon to share some memories of her late mother.
Summer Nights from Grease… but make it Seamista!
(Fluff / Comedy, 2447 words) I mean... pretty much what the title says.
You!
(fluff, 642 words) Mermista and Scorpia practice adding dramatic lightning effects to everyday conversation and prank Glimmer.
There Are Many Benefits to Being a Marine Biologist
(fluff, 920 words) Mermista is a marine biologist. Sea Hawk is a hazard to society who wants to hug a manatee.
Scars
(fluff, 369 words) Mermista is looking for a tattoo to cover up her scare from Prime's chip
Sharknado
(comedy / missing scene, 1604 words) Mermista and Spinnerella decide to combine their powers to show the Horde something they've never seen before.
Murder!
(canonverse fluff, 1,407) Mermista is hosting a murder mystery game with the whole gang, but winning is not going to be quite as easy as she thinks.
Captain Mermista
(Comedy / AU, 1,547 words) Retelling of The Sea Gate with Glimbow and Seamista swapped so Glimmer is lusting over pirate captain Mermista. It's funny, just go with it.
Parenting is an ADVENTURE!
(domestic parenting fluff, 1,285 words) My first ever seamista fic! Mermista watches Sea Hawk play with their kids and also nearly drowns.
Baby, It's Cold Outside
(winter fluff, 1667 words) The classic song but with Seamista!
Did Someone Say Seabowmista? <- the only one rated M but it's just for crude language
(comedy, 3,141 words) I wrote this as an April Fool's Day joke so adjust your expectations accordingly.
#mermista#seamista#spop#shera#she ra#fanfic#fanfiction#tippen's fics#mermaid#until this moment I did not realize how much Mermista stuff I had written#just over 17k words dang
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modern au steve and eddie would be exactly the same, except steve listens to doja cat and eddie has an undying dedication to the sharknado franchise
#i’m right and you know it!!!#like. look at steve. that’s a man who loves doja cat.#and eddie??? he would LOVE sharknado. like i’ve never seen those movies but from what i understand it’s right up his alley#anyways#steddie#stranger things#nellie.txt
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Firefighters know the importance of good water pressure. Or, at least, that's what Ava would tell the crew when they asked why she always took a shower at the station.
The water pressure at Ava's apartment was shit, and the station always had hot water. So, every night, every morning, and sometimes, randomly in the middle of the day, Ava would take full advantage of the facilities.
Except that wasn't the whole truth. They really were great showers, sure, but the real reason Ava carefully planned every time she showered was what Ava was doing right now.
Sometimes, if Ava got the timing right and said just the right things, she could convince someone to join her in the shower.
So, tonight, during her second shower of the day, Ava was pressed against and three fingers deep inside one Lieutenant Beatrice Lin-Watson while the rest of their crew was obliviously watching Sharknado: The 4th Awakens across the firehouse.
Here's how Ava managed it.
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An Avatrice Firefighter AU
#you voted! it’s here!#this one is angsty and we are just getting started#i hope y’all enjoy#avatrice fic#avatrice fanfic#avatrice smut#warrior nun fic#ao3 avatrice#sapphicstacks ao3
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dragon age sharknado au
#i read a post that made me think this#and now im laughing this is such a dumb idea#can you imagine#does thedas even have sharks
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Ethersea Sharknado au
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the world isnt ready for orv sharknado au
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Salz und Pfeffer 1968
Ein überaus seltener Film. Da er bei keinem Offiziellen Label als DVD oder Blueray verkauft wird ist es sehr schwierig ihn ohne illegalem Download oder schlecht gemachtem Eigendruck, mancher Händler, zu bekommen.
Scheinbar legal werden, mit dem Film bedruckte DVD's verkauft ohne Lizenzierung (man merkt die Qualitätsunterschiede zu Lizenzierten DVD's sofort und die Kosten sind für das angebotene mit 20 € , eheblich zu hoch, denn einen gewöhnlichen dickeren Zettel mit dem Cover für Front und Rückseite kann ich mir selber drucken und den illegal runtergeladenen Film, kostenlos, bis auf den Rohling, selbst bespielen, denn so schaut so eine unlizenzierte DVD aus.)
Ich muss zugeben als Sammler von Filmen stört mich diese Schlamperei extrem und auch das sich kein Studio darum bemüht eine Ordentliche, zumindest Standard DVD, zu veröffentlichen und dieser Ausbeutung damit Tür und Tor öffnet.
Während Billigproduktionen wie Sharknado und co zuhauf in den Markt geschmissen werden scheint sich um manche Filme ,mit besserer Qualität, keiner mehr zu kümmern.
Zugegeben der Film ist nicht das gelbe vom Ei, hat aber dennoch einen Nostalgischen Wert. Immerhin hatte der Actiongroßmeister und in den 70er bis in die 90er Jahre einer der führenden Blockbuster Regisseure Hollywoods, Richard Donner die Regie über...
Wer war Richard Donner, Digga?
..hör ich die Jüngere Generation fragen?
Richard Donner war ein sehr guter Amerikanischer Regisseur, er führte unter anderem bei Superman (1978), Der Tag des Falken (1985), Die Goonies (1985) und vor allem aber bei allen 4 Lethal Weapon Filmen die allesamt große Erfolge waren und mit Mel Gibson und Danny Glover Top Bestzt waren, Regie.
Salz und Pfeffer ist ansich auch gut besetzt, mit Sammy Davies Jr. und Peter Lawford waren 2 Größen des Rat Pack an Bord. (Als Rat Pack wurde eine Gruppe von Schauspielern und Entertainern bezeichnet, die aus Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Joey Bishop, Peter Lawford, Lauren Bacall, Judy Garland und Shirley MacLaine bestand.)
Die Witze sind etwas Flach und teilweise auch durch das alter einfach eingestaubt, die Story von zwei Nachtclubbesitzern die unfreiwillige Agenten werden und von einem Schlamassel ins andere rutschen bis die Verbrecher besiegt werden,ist für eine Komödie in Ordnung und erwartungsgemäß vorhersehbar.
Dennoch macht der Film Spaß und ich Empfehle ihn gerne weiter an alle die alte Filme und deren Humor mögen.
Die Fortsetzung "Die Pechvögel" die 1969 Produziert wurde und deren Regie Jerry Lewis übernahm ist ,erstaunlicherweise, ebenfalls zwar niergends erhälltlich aber zumindest bei youtube gratis auf Deutsch verfügbar.
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Hi! I am Franny, 24, She/Her, Libra, lives in Germany and speaks german and english / Hi! Ich bin Franny, 24, sie, Waage, lebe in Deutschland und spreche deutsch und englisch
Ich bin seit knapp 10 Jahre in Therapie und allgemein ein offener Mensch der selten urteilt, weshalb ich gerne die erste Anlaufstelle bin um sich alles was einen betrifft oder was man empfindet von der Seele zu reden - wie es mir dabei in dem Moment geht spielt keine Rolle, vor allem da ich eh Schwierigkeiten habe mich zu öffnen, weil ich sofort denke, dass ich eine Zumutung bin falls ich auch nur ansatzweise etwas negatives sage.
Dieser Blog dient dafür mich zu repräsentieren, er dient als mein Tagebuch, als meine letzte Zuflucht. Hier wird alles ungefiltert sein, mein reines, wahres Ich.
Falls du mir schreiben magst, warum auch immer, stehe ich gerne zur Verfügung!
Etwas zu mir:
Politik ist ein Thema mit dem ich null klar komme, mein Hirn hat das mit Korruption gekoppelt, was zur Ungerechtigkeit auf der Welt hinüber geht und bei Menschenhandel, Machtmissbrauch und allem negativen endet.
Ich liebe Animes, aber nicht die Mainstream Sachen. Kennt hier irgendjemand Nanoha? 🥲
Bei Musik ist fast alles dabei. Country, Rock, Metal, Phonk, Dance, Schlager, Swing, 70er ,80er, keine Ahnung was noch für Genres. Ich höre auch viele Sachen die niemals im Radio laufen werden. Allgemein würde ich sagen ich höre einfach Sachen die mir gefallen, unabhängig vom Genre.
Ich liebe es zu zocken, auch wenn ich das aus Umständen gerade nicht kann. Spiele sind ein großer Teil von meinem Interesse. Ich schaue auch gerne Let's Plays.
D&D interessiert mich, hab aber kein Geld um da einzusteigen. Aber allgemein interessiert mich Pen & Paper.
Ich liebe es zu malen/zeichnen, Geschichten zu schreiben, Landschaften zu fotografieren - allgemein kreativ zu sein. Ich lese sehr gerne (wenn auch eher weniger im Moment), darunter auch Fanfictions 👉🏻👈🏻😅.
Ich ✨liebe✨ Analog Horror.
Horro- und Low-Budget Filme sind top tier. Schlechte Horrorfilme sind auch dabei. Filme/Serien I love:
Sharknado, Hentai Kamen, Shrek 1-4, Kungfu Panda 1-3, Coraline, Wall-E, Ready Player One, Drachenzähmen leicht gemacht 1-3 + andere / Avater, der Herr der Elemente, Vox Machina, Solar Opposites, Rick & Morty + andere (ich vergesse gerne Namen)
Ich besitze zwei Katzen (3. Katze ist ein Regenbogenkind) oder besser gesagt sie besitzen mich.
Dark Humor ist vorhanden, ich komm eh in die Hölle.
Ich denke das war soweit auch erstmal alles.
Have fun!
#depressiv#mein leben#meine gedanken#meine geschichte#my story#my thoughts#tw depressing stuff#tw depressing thoughts#Ich#Me
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Dando‘s first kiss in the oblivious au? 🥹
Hmmmm I think I talked about it before, but I can't recall but I've been having a few ideas about it recently, and I tend to change around my ideas as my au's develope so heres what I've been thinking about lately:
Lando and Daniel's first kiss doesn't happen when they finally catch on that they lke each other. They hold each other laugh about being idiots and just can;t stop grinning enough to think about kissing. They're just in disbelief and clinging to each other, and eventually they agree on a date
When they do go on a date, they are both so focused on making it interesting and perfect that its a little awakrd. They both hate dressing up despite having done it, they find the conversation is stilted and eventually Dan just breaks and goes "okay so this was shit idea, wanna go get in sweat pants and watch Sharknado and eat dorito's?" and Lando starts grinning because "fuck yes"
They end up back at Dan's, cuddled together and laughin at shitty movies and then there is just this moment. A moment where Lando is looking up at Daniel laughing and Dan looks down and he wants to ask what Lando is looking at before realising its him. He makes Lando go all soft like that and he can't help but kiss him and it feels so good and natural
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