#seriously thinking about it

[antisam96]

Okay so my friend has DID (Dissociative identity disorder) and he has Lucifer in his system, I was just scrolling through Temu and found a duck statue and said ‘I found the perfect thing to get Lucifer’ Y’all wanna know what this mf said? ‘Your pussy on my face’- That shut me right up💀

#hazbin hotel #hazbin memes #hazbin smut #hazbin lucifer #did system #lucifer morningstar #seriously thinking about it

[unlucky-black-cat]

The voice in my head: we need money you should start doing commissions and maybe open a kofi

Me: what if people will not be interested? Doing all that work for nothing? Embarrassing...

My anxiety: and then you will be ashamed and rethink of it until you die like the other 200000 other embarrassing things you've said/done

#me talkin to myself #seriously thinking about it #sounds like a lot of work #or maybe i have zero energy that's why it feel like it #gonna go back to bed and think about it

[galpalaven]

.....should i make whisper a feral tiefling and give them bat wings. thats so fuckin cool

#seriously thinking about it #god i can never decide on tiefling looks jfkdls #whisper gonna get remade like 15 times

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #angels #bugs #this isnt meant to be taken too seriously i was just doing worldbuilding for angelverse and had Thoughts #and decided it would be cool to think about what might prey on an angel

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like "I'm not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌" like good that's great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know

#remember when twilight came out and there were news articles about the quileute tribe and also if you read the books with your eyes #you know that theyre extremely like INSANELY racist #i remember reading them at age 10 and thinking 'wow this author hates women and native americans' #and i was right bc later i found out shes mormon 😐 #begging you all to take racism and especially pretty extreme racism against natives seriously lmfao

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area #so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying #even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations #now things are more calmed but damn #mind your own bussiness #i believe she knows more about herself than you #sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind #insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about” #or because they “just have to wait for the right person” #or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something” #i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself #and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one #aromantic #arospec #asexual #aroace #acespec

[death-rebirth-senshi]

I think romancing Fenris as a mage would be very funny and very terrible for all involved.

#seriously thinking about it

[nine-aetharia]

i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet

#kendrick lamar #she's a rich industry plant talking about people not surviving the asylum they raised her in. girl shut the fuck up #she'd cry if you took her pet jet away #you seriously think she's on the same level as a pulitzer prize winner who wrote TO PIMP A FUCKING BUTTERFLY #and an album you can listen to either forwards or backwards and the meaning changes???? you think ahe can write smth as haunting as U???? #also why the fuck are swifties even inserting themselves in this shut up sit down be humble

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!! #What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good #Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about #that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits. #Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse. #Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about #her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course. #esha.txt #disco elysium #Seriously. #Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl

[aleatoryw]

i've started looking at weight and health the way i look at class and income and it really puts a lot of things into a new perspective.

let me explain: in america at least, the lower class have significantly worse health outcomes, even when accounting for other factors. just being poor is enough to make your overall health worse. we don't know that being fat makes your health directly worse, like the data just isn't there, but for a moment, pretend it does.

imagine going to the doctor with a health problem and the doctor looking at your chart and saying well, this problem will be less severe if you go up an income bracket. have you thought about becoming rich? it would really help. start by saving a little money every month.

ridiculous, right?? very few people successfully go from working class to rich, it just doesn't happen on a large scale in society. maybe for a time you pick up some overtime hours, spend a little beyond your means, and appear rich. but eventually you burn out, your car needs to be repaired, and you return to being working class.

we do have this data: only some people can successfully lose large amounts of weight, and only a tiny fraction of people who lose that weight actually keep it off for more than a year. telling people to lose weight for their health is just absurd because they almost certainly can't do it any more than they can double their income for their health.

and yet i see it everywhere. a little poster in my work breakroom tells me to improve my blood pressure by losing weight! a psa on the radio says you need to take care of your heart by losing weight! we can't even conclusively prove that weight is the cause rather than just correlated with a lot of these problems but here it is offered anyway: have you tried being rich?

#medical fatphobia #personally i'm right in that sweet spot where doctors take me seriously but generic health advice is like !!!OVERWEIGHT!!! #but i recently got to hear allll about the essential diets from my mom so. thinking about it again

[sceletaflores]

five nights in 5,000 different positions

#i can’t stop guys #down astronomically bad #he’s all i think about seriously #he’s too hot #I NEED HIM #i’m mentally ill #crying screaming yelling #josh hutcherson #josh hutcherson renaissance #jhutch #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #micheal schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt x you #mike afton #micheal afton #micheal schmidt x reader

[songbird-is-crying]

“sorry madame, i can’t enjoy any other pieces of media right now… yes, i know it’s been six months since good omens season 2 came out… well, you get back to me when you find the epitome of love via a televised fictional relationship by depicting fundamental differences and learning to overcome them for the sake of ensuring the happiness of… well, there’s no need for that kind of language… oh, don’t worry, i forgive you.”

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #seriously i can’t stop thinking about them #but it’s really because i am in a fragile emotional state #and they keep me grounded in the hope that i too can be loved like that someday #neil gaiman

[purpleminte]

Not me getting secondhand anxiety looking at the absolute chaos of this hypothetical discord user’s life based on these messages-

This person is apparently

• Travelling internationally likely very soon

• Currently having homework for an active biology class

• At least somewhat present in the moderation of a server

• Actively involved in competitive sports

• Has an engagement or event currently planned (that is understandably being ignored)

Maybe I’m lazy or something but this is enough to make me curl up and die

#random #thinky thoughts #discord #seriously this person is doing more in an afternoon than I get done in a month #sorry I’m an indoor cat #adhd is a bitch #I’m gonna go get exhausted thinking about these things

[spookeart]

That one moonwater scene from ‘You signed up for this’ on ao3 by @solmussa

I completely forgot about this account I feel so bad , brace yourself for a spam of all the art I haven’t shared here lmao

#remus lupin #regulus black #platonic moonwater #they’re so hot #why are they so hot seriously #I still think about that scene at least once a day #Remus lupin fanart #regulus black fanart #marauders #marauders fanart #marauders era #digital art #artist on tumblr #my art

[gunstellations]

its sonics turn! 👅

#sonadow #shadow takes his job very seriously #do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine #sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself #shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt #idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is #much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default #he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this #sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp #idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow #simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt #i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow.... #almost forgot to tag #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art