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diedoverahat · 6 months
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five nights in 5,000 different positions
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jamesrusty · 29 days
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HI GUYS MORE BAD ART
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peachyhoolagan · 10 months
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The Hanged Man (XII)
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ruby-winchester24 · 11 months
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Kenny McCormick headcanons!
[sfw+nsfw] {fem reader}
very affectionate
PDA is his favorite, he wants everyone to know that your his
will make out with you in the hallways, he has no shame
always wants to hang out but not at his house he hates being at home
since he can’t pay for gifts he shows his love through physical touch aka his love language
6’0
he has always had the stereotype that he is a player, it’s far from the truth
body count is 2
will walk you to class he doesn’t care if he is late to his own class
texts you randomly in the middle of class
👌🏼👈🏼
“shut up and put your phone away”
he is surprisingly a great student but some days he just doesn’t feel like doing work
always asks for notes
his lock screen and profile pictures are you ofc
once saved up money for 2 months to buy you a promise ring
loves cuddling, mostly the only thing you guys do when you hang out
has naked Polaroids of you in his room
always finds time to hang out with you it doesn’t matter what’s happening he’s there
he was so happy that you liked his family
his dad doesn’t really give a shit low key
his mom on the other hand thinks your an angel because you babysit Karen sometimes
you try your best to cook for his family whenever you can since they don’t really get meals
Karen literally adores you
she always wants to play or hang out with you and Kenny
you buy her Christmas presents!
Kenny usually comes over to your house to shower, but he will always hang out with you too
loved when you cook breakfast when he spends the night
he def listens to NBA young boy i’m sorry💀
only sports he plays are football and track, low key hates track but he gets out of school a lot for it
motherfucker is FAST he beat the school record for the 100m race
will always hug you after a game or meet🤭
he is always hurt, usually has a couple cuts of bruises on his body
his hands are really calloused from working all the time
shows you embarrassing photos or videos of they guys
will always listen to your drama
“No because Bebe was literally calling Nicole out but she has also done the same thing!”
“What a hypocritical bitch”🙄💅🏽
“I know!”
he hates his teeth because there crooked and is missing the front one
always slapping your ass, it doesn’t matter where you are
will hold hands or interlock pinkies when walking together
will always express how much he loves you
kisses you all the time
is your personal hype man!
you have seen him die before and you did remember
you were so distraught for the rest of the day, when you woke up to Kenny knocking on your door, it fucked your brain
tells you about him being immortal and that’s the first time you ever see him cry
“sometimes i feel like a freak, being able to die and come back the next day like nothing happened isn’t normal!”
“i just want to be normal..”
he is actually a very emotional person but since he didn’t get much attention when he was younger, and his father yelling at him for crying he usually doesn’t to it much
but when he does it’s heartbreaking
he has panic attacks when he does cry from all of the emotions he feels that’s he not used too
when you try to calm him down you ask him to tell you happy memories
tells you stories about the boys when they were younger
he is your bodyguard also if anyone try’s to start shit with you it’s on
always drags you along with him when he hangs out with the boys
the guys usually complain about it aka Eric
when he spends the night at your house he always asks if you guys can have a spa night, since he can’t take showers too often he always enjoys the days you pamper him and make him feel clean
his love languages are physical touch and quality time
will rub your back before you fall asleep
if you smoke, he is your new smoking buddy
when he is high he is overly touchy, he just wants to be with you
if you do any sports or activities, he will be there cheering the loudest for you
he posts you almost everyday on his snap story
you teach Karen to braid hair🥰
Kenny loves how you are so close to Karen
is always thinking about having kids with you
wants to get married one day
NSFW!!
he is a very kinky person, even you bending over gives him a hard on
his main kinks are
orgasm conrol
bondage
breeding
a little bdsm
praise and degradation
choking
wax play
overstimulation
always down to try something new
he LOVES bondage, the idea of you being tied up and helpless gets him worked up
remember when i said he has those naked polaroid pics of you? he def rubs one out looking at those when your away
mostly a dom but likes when you are in control every now and then
orgasm control is his favorite, to see you looking at him with begging eyes
8 inches….
he is definitely more experienced when it comes to sex so he knows how to make you feel great
very vocal, he usually grunts and moans
loves to mark you up wherever he can
in missionary he will hold onto you as he thrusts into you
“god, baby girl you’re so beautiful”
“such a good slut, taking all of me”
“i own you”
“look at me when i cum in you”
loves to eat you out
music if definitely playing on the background
loves cream pies so hopefully your on birth control
8/10 will cum in you during sex
he has many toys to use on you
if your sucking him off he will hold your hair and guide your head up and down
cock warming is very common, he love’s physical touch and being able to be inside you makes him really happy
loves when you moan it makes him even more horny when you do
lingerie is his favorite😮‍💨
when your in control he is very submissive like extremely
he will beg for you to touch him and for him to cum
when you ride him, he is a mess
aftercare is usually really sweet
will always ask if you need anything before he gets up to get water
he will always make you take a shower with him, which ends up as round two
but it’s okay after you actually get cleaned up he will hold you and whisper sweet nothings into you ear
“you did so great for be baby”
“i love you so so much”
“your so beautiful, my beautiful girl”
“i’m here i will not let you go”
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also i forgot to add in my last posts, they are all aged up!! anyways i hope you like this
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kristen-rollens · 17 days
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Good Omens if it included Muppets: A Thread (Part 1)🧵
-Crowley & Aziraphale are the only humanoid characters, nobody can replace them😌
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-Sam the Eagle as Gabriel: This is the ONLY option
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-Rizzo the Rat as Michael: idk it just feels right
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-Pepe the King Prawn as Uriel: I can picture Pepe threatening Aziraphale in season 1😭
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-Statler & Waldorf as Ligur & Hastur: No other options😮‍💨
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-Gonzo as God: Specifically Gonzo from a Muppet Christmas Carol
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Part 2 in my next post🐍🪽
@neil-gaiman
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Sorry I can’t focus I’m thinking about Regulus and Sirius’s boggart being their mother and it’s causing me psychic damage
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infinitylander20 · 5 months
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Homelander is literally everything I hate about men, but I’m fucking obsessed with him. What medicine do they prescribe for this??
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raybatsy · 1 year
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He’s………. yeah he’s he… yeah
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blue-hail · 7 months
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I haven’t seen anyone post about this but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CASUALLY BLACKBEARD ASKED IZZY TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOE TO CUT OF HIS TOE???? THE ENGERY THERE WAS INSANE
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bungoautismspectrum · 7 months
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Have some silly hcs
One time Akutagawa called Atsushi kitten to insult him but didn’t know about the modern connotation of the word so now he’s consistently teased about it.
Akutagawa will collapse in a coughing fit, blood and all, during a mission and will act like it didn’t happen. (Atsushi panics every time)
Akutagawa always refused to sleep during stake out missions with Atsushi but would always pass out eventually. After a while he just stopped resisting.
Atsushi swings his legs when he sits in chairs (me fr)
Ik this is like a rlly popular hc but idk, Cat-sushi agenda🔥
Atsushi likes warm spots and sleeping in the sun, he curls up when he sleeps
Akutagawa & Atsushi are both insomniacs
Atsushi keeps his schedule from the orphanage
(I don’t remember if this canon or a hc i saw)
Atsushi is sassy (not towards the ada but usually dazai & akutagawa, dazai was shook as well as the ADA when they witnessed it lmfao)
They gay
Kyouka got atsushi into magical girls (akutagawa also likes magical girls. Prolly Chuuya too tbh)
Kenji asked what atsushi and kyouka were talking about one day and they got him into magical girls💀💀
Atsushi kenji and Kyouka were magical girls for halloween (kenji and kyouka convinced atsushi)
Aku is a chill magical girl fan, he enjoys them but isn’t crazy abt it
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evosun · 10 months
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I see a movie made after 1992 and i’m like woah they made that movie after Army of Darkness came out and then i see a movie that came out before 1992 and i’m like woah they made that movie before Army of Darkness came out and then i see a movie that came out in 1992 and i’m like omg… they made that movie the same year as Army of Darkness…. so cool
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jamesrusty · 25 days
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maybe i thought about him too hard, but Two-Bit, who tries his best to be funny because even if just for a moment, he gets attention from his friends and everyone else who can’t help but at least smirk at the boy’s charming humor.
Two-Bit, who drinks alone every night he gets a chance, because he doesn’t have a best friend like the rest of the gang does.
who takes care of Pony whenever he gets the chance, because he doesn’t have anyone else to be with and he wants his friends to know he cares about them. even if he’s just the silly one, he’s got more of a brain than the other boys think he does, and he’s almost begging for them to realize.
the one who doesn’t have a girlfriend and is nearly failing school, but he still likes to go because he can charm his peers with his humor.
the one who still acts childish even though he wants his friends to realize he has a brain, because he gets attention out of it and he can’t stand feeling lonely or unseen.
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peachyhoolagan · 9 months
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Two sides of the same coin
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I swear if any of you put sabezra in my tags I’ll-
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lemonwisp · 11 months
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Guess who bought a natm shirt that has rexy on it because they can fit into kids clothes???
Spoiler alert it was me, and I just bought something signed by Owen Wilson for 69 dollars (it comes with a authorization so it’s real) so life is good
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kristen-rollens · 17 days
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Good Omens if it included Muppets: A Thread (Part 2)🧵
-Janice and Floyd as Anathema and Newt: Again it just feels so right
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-Miss Piggy as Shax/Madame Tracy: I can just picture it😭
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-Kermit as Shadwell: just hear me out ok😮‍💨
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-Fozzie as the Metatron: IT WOULD BE PERFECT
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Last Part coming up next🐍🪽
@neil-gaiman
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