#seeds of disaster

[keykidpilipili]

RG’s Greastest Escape Artists

Apprentice Xehanort: i have figured out a way for bypass Maleficent’s siege.

Braig: oh yeah? Surprise me!

Apprengice Xehanort: *stabs him with No Name*

Braig: … I guess i kinda asked for that one

#rg falls fic #radiant garden falls fic #seeds of disaster #kingdom hearts #i swear RG FALLS is a not a comedy but also *wheezes* #Xehanort about nobodies carrying the goods their somebodies perished with in another world: It’s free real teleport #Maleficent: Nobody shall pass though. Xehanort about to he hilarious: *summons No Name*

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody, collecting seeds on every planet they go to: Enrichment for my beloved’s enclosure.

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #like in the mantis in jedi: fallen order #*​Cody giving Obi-Wan a handful of seeds* Obi-Wan: ENRICHMENT!! #obi wans enclosure being his room on the negotiator #star wars the clone wars #incorrect quotes #the clone wars #starwars #if I remember right Cal also had some plants in his room in the order 66 flashback #CODY GIVING BABIE CAL SEEDS FOR HIS ROOM #I love you Cal Kenobi/disaster lineage Cal with my whole heart

[koiranliha]

had a fun time playing minecraft last night :]

#keep inventory was on so i was able to get home when a creeper blew me up almost immediately #but FUCK man. i spent at least 2 hours trying to find a desert and found 2 jungles before i found a piddly little one #i literally don't know what is wrong with this seed but it's REALLY funny in retrospect #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #disaster twins #donnie rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #donnie rise #donatello hamato #leonardo hamato #leo rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #leo rise #rottmnt fanart #fanart #rottmnt art #spaghetti art

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Kevin is a chaos demon!

#wwe #sami zayn #kevin owens #zowens #jey uso #I'M KINDA MAD AT HIM #he says he bails Sami out of trouble but he's the one sowing the seeds of disaster this time!

[l0uterstella]

"You have EVERYTHING I've ever wanted! You're the reason I've grown to HATE MYSELF!"

#moments before disaster #if you know you know #SEED/eldritch huein exists now ig 🫶 #fragaria memories #fragmem #fragari art #fragaria memories oc #sanah #>> quincy art #>> huein

[layzeal]

idk how to explain it really well, but what makes me obsessed with teenji and generally what sets apart lan wangji from the usual cold, stoic and inexpressive hot character is the reveal, early on, that he is just a little guy

#like. i've said it many times why teen wangxian are SO important for what makes wangxian appealing #and why even in AUs i don't like having that time period of their lives removed #but it's esp important for humanizing lan wangji and making him sooo much more... realistic #and it's why it KILLS ME how the lotus seed pod novel extra is one that i've seen a lot of people skip #because it's also one of the few moments in the novel where we follow lan wangji's pov!!!! #and my goddd. MY GODDD #HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY!!!!! #lwj ruined this love interest archetype for me #cause authors are TOO AFRAID to break the hard and cold and stoic exterior #when that's exactly what i wanna see #we learn early on that lwj is just as much as a disaster as the rest of us #and that's DELICIOUS #modao #lace speaks

[assassinregrets]

#far cry #far cry 5 #john seed #human disaster

[cpmhew]

rules: happy pride! choose your 9 favorite canon LGBTQIA+ characters! 🏳️‍🌈 

i was tagged by the ever-delightful @highkingpenny

Choosing favorites is impossible so to help me stop obsessing, I'm calling this nine I love!! Pictured here in no particular order:

Tookie, from The Sentence by Louise Erdrich (art by Vincent Mahé for NYT)

Eliot Waugh from The Magicians. both the tv show and the books!

Margo Hanson from The Magicians tv show

Edward Teach / Blackbeard from Our Flag Means Death

Garnet from Steven Universe

Robin Swift from Babel by R.F. Kuang (I can't find any images of him so I'm using some birds from the book cover)

the thirteenth Doctor from Doctor Who

Louis de Pointe du Lac from Interview with the Vampire on AMC. this is THE only LDPDL, i do not accept or acknowledge any others.

Alma Rosales aka Jack Camp from The Best Bad Things by Katrina Carrasco

no pressure at all but if you want to play, i'm tagging @thegingergal, @faersflower, @asofterhibou, @bripops, @lunaraindrop, @thelucindac, @yourtinseltinkerbell, @spiders-hth-is-an-outlier, and anyone else who wants to participate!

#when i think about how my gender feels i think of alma. she is the ultimate shapeshifting disaster bisexual. #reading that book planted the seeds for a lot of the gender questioning and exploration i've done! #i used to think i related to genderfluidity because my sexuality is fluid.... #a note to my past self - when you relate to someone's gender it might have to do with your...... gender..... #lol. i was doing my best!!!! #anyway that's enough oversharing in the tags i gotta hit post so i can stop thinking about this and go to sleep #tag game #cp #id in alt text

[generalized-incompetence]

Happy February everyone, Todd "Secret Romantic" Brotzman will go on for hours about how Valentine's Day is about capitalist corporate greed but he will also show up at 7pm with a dozen roses and reservations at a candlelit restaurant, and Dirk "Secret Not-So-Romantic" Gently will make eyes over every pink teddy bear in the store but then forget the date.

#my ideal valentine's fic is todd trying his utmost to hit every bullet in '17 Best Valentine's Dates for New Couples' like 'I Cannot Let #Dirk Down' but he keeps getting thwarted by the universe and by dirk being like 'I Cannot Pressure Todd' like todd is like at the florist #but they only have like parsley so he tries to buy flower seeds and dirk is like 'Oh No Todd Is Gardening' and feeds them to the birds and #todd gets all the ingredients for lava cake and dirk eats the chocolate and todd tries to hide cards and dirk finds them and hides them #somewhere else and eventually they realize they're at cross purposes and get it together but there are many shenanigans first #dghda #brotzly #farah is being an equal and opposite disaster in that she and tina are pretending valentine's doesn't even exist but they're both like #'WHAT IF VALENTINES DOES EXIST' and it culminates in farah giving up and starting a cross country drive to bergsberg except tina is ALSO on #a secret cross country drive to seattle and they cross in a random town and the rowdies hit tina's car and farah is like I HAVE A CARJACK #and then it's tina and they end up spending valentine's in idaho and it's also very sweet #(the rowdies are robbing chocolate stores across the northwest) #(no need to wait for the sale if you weren't paying to begin with)

[liliallowed]

therapist: starrail crimson isn't real.

me:

#honkai star rail #cross over #Undertale #dusttale player #the anomaly #crimson #oc #if crimson played honkai starrail #deltarune #the vessel #crimson is a stellaron #no i mean they are literally a seed of disaster #they literally bring a timeloop bubble wherever they go

[m0chih0re]

I would like to say I carried John’s stupid ass all the way to his bunker and to his weird kinky torture chamber and left him there.

Just laying there all sprawled out like an idiot with his mouth open and all.

Love him tho

#far cry 5 #joseph seed #john seed #jacob seed #far cry five #faith seed #John Seed is a disaster man #love him tho

[keykidpilipili]

Thinking about Radiant Garden Falls fic/Seeds of Disaster Sephiroth. How the wonder trio was given birth by a generation lullabyed by the tales of fearful pirates whose hideout was never found and just stopped coming one day. How those growups wished for children strong enough to beat the demons that haunted their own parents.

By the time the trio is ten years old, Ansem stops funding the research on how G cells improves battle strength stamina. An age of peace has no need for weapons or heroes. Tournaments or an unsually wild animal to put down or scare is the most excitement a warrior will ever get. Even the devastating magic Genesis brings from his secret travels gets either branded as flashy party tricks or as property damage risk.

Then the heartless come. Of course by the time the warriors are put in the field it’s way past guards finding empty houses with signs of struggle and no bodies. It doesn’t mean they can easily part crowds following a cry. It doesn’t mean they can calm down people crumbling in despair or grief. It doesn’t mean they can predict when or where the darkness will strike. They are only strong enough to strike down what hurts, not to protect what matters.

Power won’t help you console your friend after his apprentice and his mother have gone missing. Power won’t tell you if letting people with darkness problems be carried away for treatment is better for everyone. Power won’t save a dying kid struck down by his own mentor thinking he was a monster.

And when it comes down to it, power can’t compare to numbers. Each opponent that slips away every day, every hour, every second is a person you can’t save. So heroes burn themselves to keep going despite the burden, the grief, the anger and justify their existence. It hits you, as the abandoned rapier you used to stop your broken friend slips from your grasp, the metallic echo resonating in the basement empty of culprits or survivors. Peace was a lie. Order was a lie. Justice was a lie. You are alone, you are mad, you are free...

And never again will you have to pretend to be a hero.

#and then death matches became his coping mech as welll as roleplay by indulging a spiky blond's delusions born from trauma. The end. #radiant garden falls fic #rg falls fic #seeds of disaster #kh au #pili rambles #kh sephiroth #my ff in kh verse #sephiroth #kingdom hearts #Me caressing a picture of the Crisis Core Trio: what if they were stuck with each other as they got Worst and there was no Zack to pad in #I don't talk about the au that often beyond the CC trio parts on tumblr but Sephi is a perfect chracter for an adult pov about things going #worst surface side #I really want to write it one day hopefully but this year til July next year i really gotta speed up with KHXWR stuff

[simplegenius042]

WIP Poll Winner's Circle and Early WIP Wednesday

With results in, here's the WIP sentences of a FC5 "Groundhog Day/Palm Springs/Time Loop" fic called You're Almost Like Family as it gained the most votes here. For cleaner context, I added a few more sentences,

Tagging everyone who tagged me or were in the notes of the poll: @adelaidedrubman @socially-awkward-skeleton @cassietrn @voidika and @wrathfulrook + anyone else who is interested in reading.

Have some John POV below:

John saw the Deputy level a glare at Joseph as the Father stepped forward, his blue eyes, a family trait shared between all the brothers, countering her look of anger and suspicion with a calm and assuring gaze, a small hope behind the lens of his aviators. A look John wished his brother would pass onto him more often.

Despite all the Deputy had done, Joseph still had faith in her. A confidence that John had fought tooth and nail to have, only to be reprimanded for the slightest fault. Or looked over in favour of someone not even blood-

John reigned in his envy, pushing it and the climbing wrath down so it did not bleed out. He couldn’t afford to hold onto such sins, especially when Joseph is about to bring in someone who is likely to be another family member. Taking a few breathes, John continued to stand by his other siblings as they watched Joseph extend his hand out to the Deputy.

The “Deputy”… we should really start using her name. It wasn’t like they didn’t know her name. Nancy had informed them of all the information she had gathered about the deputy… which was less than sufficient, but he complimented the faithful woman on finding out her full name.

#wip: you're almost like family #far cry the silver chronicles #far cry 5 #john seed #joseph seed #the seed family #oc: silva omar #special mention #nancy #fucking nancy #btw this is minutes before disaster strikes

[dumbassdep]

He's FINE.

#photos taken moments before disaster #john seed #far cry 5 #deputy dumbass adventures #fc5 #screen archery

[higglety]

Help how do I cope with being absolutely insane over a book series that simply does not have a fandom. Like, not a dead fandom, an NONEXISTENT one. No one has read these goddamn books and I am going insane. There is a dead subreddit and literally ONE SINGLE solitary fic on AO3 and that is IT. The author has a patreon where he releases new chapters in serialized-fiction style but I’m not about to crash into the comments yelling about how the main character is a bratty sub who needs to be forced to talk about his feelings and get dicked down; I have SOME manners.

#he who fights with monsters #please if you have read this series please please talk to me #I am going INSANE #there is an astral entity of fandom that has implanted a star seed within me #and all it wants to talk about is how Jason Asano has an incredible level of slutty disaster bi energy for a self-proclaimed straight man

[visionhaunted]

combining my new and old brainrot by giving Jacen a b.g3 verse ( dont- ask when its getting added to the c.arrd i dont wanna think about making a banner for it rn ). Quick notes / basics:

Sorc / paladin combo. currently still following his oath ( oath of the ancients ).

half elf.

fellow tadpoled adventurer, can be picked up in the dank crypt. similarly to gale he's experienced enough with magic to have at least a little bit of a grip on the tadpole so no first meeting headache <3

huge animal friend. will take care of the owlbear and scratch without asking. can be found speaking to them constantly.

companion quest starts off with him searching for his twin sister and his little brother who he assumes are still in baldur's gate.

companion quest eventually escalates when it becomes clear jacen is almost constantly plagued by visions of a horrific, dark future that he tries to prevent at any cost. blindly following his paranoia will push him towards breaking his oath and losing his brother as well as fighting his sister as he believes she is part of the reason the world is currently set on its dark path. getting him to reconsider his visions and refocus on the present rather than the future will allow him to keep his oath as well as his family.

#me realising how close the tadpole disaster is to his misadventure with the slave seed during new j.edi order- uh oh #anyway. absolute powerhouse of a sorc. real heavily gifted. but also. such a mess mentally #anyway catch this man always sitting with the owlbear. he loves animals so much