#he who fights with monsters

[evilphrog]

Even his girlfriend knows how badly he’s pining

#hwfwm #hwfwm book 5 #he who fights with monsters #karmic doom

[ariose-ghoul]

i had the idea of jasons "a wizard did it" rant from book 4 with music behind it and. well i'm not gonna say you're welcome but here it is. tbh jason was made by @afdg10

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano #i pulled the words from the audiobook

[primodialchaoswizard]

This is Jason and Clive’s dynamic I will be taking no questions.

#he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #jason asano #clive standish

[notonewouldmind]

Maybe the real Clive’s wife was the friends we made along the way

#hwfwm #clive standish #I just finished the he who fights with monsters audiobooks #I love when things are a solid mix of humor and seriousness #now I must wait #AAAAAAAA #he who fights with monsters

[florasolarsystem]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “astral gods” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the builder in that dudes body

My buddy Clive pacing: purity is lying to us

#could this be done better? #yes #do i care? #no #be prepared for hyperspecific spam posts on this #hwfwm #he who fights with monsters

[minai28]

My favorite part and least favorite part of being a fan of he who fights with monsters is that everything and anything has become Jason Asano

Brooding because of shit that happened? Jason Asano.

Fucking with people for fun and profits? Jason Asano

Doing something nearly impossible and barely surviving? Obviously Jason Asano.

Good at people instead of with? Jason Asano.

Barbeques??? JASON ASANO

Infidelity? Clive's wife

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano

[kieransometimesthinks]

Jason Asano is bi in the same way that Hank Green is bi- by which I mean that he’ll spend years saying suspiciously queer things while giving vague and noncommittal answers about his identity only to randomly decide one day to just skip coming out entirely in favor of very publicly thirsting for a man in the most public way possible.

#he who fights with monsters #jason asano #bi disaster #hwfwm

[afdg10]

I love Jason but he can and should be taken out by a well timed weighted blanket

My guy needs it

#hwfwm #jason asano #he who fights with monsters

[v01dblad3]

Y'all remember that time when Jason and Clive were talking about how the Reaper doesn't usually get involved with mortal affairs or whatever and Jason was like, "well maybe I'm the Reaper. Like what if the Reaper wanted to see what mortal life was like so it shoved a bunch of memories into a vessel but I'm really the Reaper all along."

AND CLIVE GENUINELY STARTED FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE WHAT IF.

"Wait... no. No. No, no, no... that can't--- that's not possible, you couldn't... but wait...? No, no, no..."

AND JASON LITERALLY HAD TO TELL HIM "NO BRO I'M NOT THE REAPER HOLD UP IT WAS A JOKE---"

LMFAOOO

#he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #jason asano #clive standish #yo guys what if my best friend is the reaper

[violentlysilly]

being autistic and ur special interest having the tiniest fandom on earth and beyond means obsessively checkinf its tag on tumblr (approx. 8 times per day) to see if theres anything new at all

#this is about hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #autism #real #im dying

[evilphrog]

Everyone reblog with a fantastic Karmic Doom moment. I’ll go first: when the group got separated during the Reaper trials, and every other sentence Jason thought was “I wonder how Clive is doing. I hope Clive is Okay. I miss Clive.”

#hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #karmic doom #having a bad day #i need some warm fuzzy thoughts

[primodialchaoswizard]

Jason’s character arc is going from

To

#he who fights with monsters #Jason Asano #hwfwm

[quadruple-a-battery-under-ur-bed]

OK SO do yall remember when i mentioned that dumb ass meme i was making

so i didnt post it bc there r no canon designs for hump n stash so i asked miscwitchling if i could use her art for it and she said yes so here u go!!

#:0 i spoke #hwfwm #he who fights with monsters #jason asano #ik the formating is a bit squee wiff but oh well #also i forgot to change the link in the quoted tweet but like who cares

[florasolarsystem]

good morning too people who have such strong willpower after intense experiences with gods and astral beings it's left a permanent mark on their soul, people/piles who desire devouring everyone on the planet, shadow beings who have completed a course on how to be a butler, any partial and full voices of will, people who's research was so good their work kidnapped them, ex thieves who now contribute to saving the world and are dating good men, people who get called hump by their girlfriend, people who are inventing pharmacies either Healers blessing, Healer himself, any magic lion fursona that wears more than strategic leather, octuplets who all use the same nickname and are distinguished by profession, biscuit lovers, fat elves, wnd last but definitely not least Clive's wife

#he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #good morning to... #clives wife

[petrichor-intrigue]

i love listening to jason et al. talking about airwolf knowing nothing about it except that the theme music slaps severely

#he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #airwolf #jason asano

[livermoss]

Like forever ago someone on here suggested someone make little pixel arts of the hwfwm characters and so I did one for Sophie

Will be doing the other members of team biscuit after this

#I forgot who it said it sorryyyy 😭 #he who fights with monsters #hwfwm #Sophie Wexler #Pixel art