Dean, holding a rock: Cas just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock"
Sam: If you don't marry him, I will
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Dean: Hey, Cas, did you know that ‘thot’ means ‘thoughtful person’?
Cas: really? i didn’t know this slang
(later)
Cas: thank you so much for helping me out with this, sam. you’re such a thot
sam, wheezing: i’m a WHAT?!
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Garth: I named you after the most chaotic duo I know: Sam and Castiel Winchester
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Charlie: What's your ideal type then
Dean:*Looks at Sam*
Sam: *Looks at Dean*
Dean & Sam in unison: Angels.
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Sam: don't be ridiculous. I'm not in love with Castiel.
Dean: [ducks] Damn, your bullshit almost hit me
Sam: did you just D U C K???
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Dean, playing Rock Paper Scissors with Sam and miserably losing: Damn it!
Castiel: There’s no shame in admitting defeat.
Dean: You don’t understand. They’re getting tired.
Castiel: They’re not tired. That’s the point. They’re like a machine.
Dean: Just once, would you believe in me?! As my friend and partner, aren’t you supposed to be my… rock!
Sam: *Still winning.*
Dean: Noo!
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after Sam gets his soul back:
Sam: ... did you just call me babygirl?
Castiel: i think we should stop talking for a while
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Cas: *coming out of the shower*
Sam: Finally I can brush my teeth
Cas: brushing your teeth is the only time you was your skeleton
Sam: … thanks I needed that weird out of the blue fact today
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Castiel: Today, I saw Sam crying for five or six minutes, and then an alarm on his phone went off and he just…stopped crying and went right back to work.
Sam: It’s called time management, Cas.
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Dean: yesterday, I overheard Sam saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Cas replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life
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dean: How the hell are we gonna get ourselves out of this one?
cas: WWSASD. What would Shaggy and Scooby do?
dean: We sacrifice ourselves as bait?
cas:
cas, pulling sam into a hug: Dean you idiot. We stick together.
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Sam: hey babe
Cas: yeah?
Sam: would you still love me if I were fat?
Cas: yeah, of course!
Jack, from the other room: but mom you are fat!
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Castiel: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Sam: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Castiel: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Sam: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Dean.
Dean: I was WORRIED.
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Kevin: The floor is lava!
Sam: *helps Cas onto the counter*
Gabriel: *pushes Dean off the couch*
Dean:
Dean: *pulls Gabriel down onto the floor with him*
Kevin, in a narrator voice: As you can see, there are two types of couples
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