You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.
My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!
He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.
First we have Benny
He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.
Then we have the King himself, Crowley.
Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.
Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.
He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!
Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.
In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.
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ok but actually though how did dean fumble both cas and crowley. he literally had the ex ruler of heaven and the king of hell both kill themselves for him and then he didn't get with either of them. that's crazy. insane pull but absolutely ABYSMAL game he really is THE disaster bisexual
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it's insane that dean put both, the king of hell and angel of the lord, in the silly cowboy hats
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The stages of dating Dean Winchester:
I’ll work with him against my better judgement -> cowboy hat -> suicide
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Dean is contemplating all of his life choices, while Crowley is having the time of his life.
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does anybody remember when rowena was introduced in the show and 5 episodes later she was like fAHRgus you're simping for that winchester boy too much it's making you weak. he rings a little bell and you come running! got you by the wee knickers, hasn't he? and he just had to sit there and take it bc she was right
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