#sam's thots

[diesoonandsuffer]

one of the funniest things about amok time is that they started the season that way. they said okay baby we’re back! so here’s the thing; spock HAS to fuck,

#them starting s3 with spock's brain is also a very insane choice #'so here's the thing; they stole spock's brain XD' #oh to be a fly on the wall of the writers' room... #spirk #tos #sam's thots #crack #spock

[meetmeinhellcroutons]

Next season predictions

#Sam reich in his jigsaw era #dropout #game changer #escape the greenroom #saw #my thots

[monstersandbrothers]

I think the general consensus (and the most boring read tbh🤧) is that Sam is not afraid of dean because he knows Dean would never hurt him. sure. We love that. But allow me to propose. an Alternative. Sam is not afraid of Dean even though Dean might hurt him. im just thinking about demon!Dean chasing Sam through the bunker. or how badly Sam flinches when Dean yells or throws something or breaks something. Sam trusts Dean SO COMPLETELY..but also..in the back of his mind always holds the idea that Dean MIGHT hurt him. Not because he WANTS to but just because..uh…he’s Dean… but Sam still getting right up in his face always because “Big Bad Brother i am not afraid of you. You can do anything to me and I will not be afraid of you.” It adds to the horror of it all imo. “You would NEVER hurt me…..but can we ever know for sure??” much to Think about

#those freak brothers again 🙄 #this may or may not be supported by canon #these are just my silly little thots and notions #don’t get mad at me #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #samdean #wincest

[navybrat817]

We'll call this Titillating Tuesday.

The Triple Frontier boys are part of a military program where they're each paired with a reader for breeding purposes.

Except Tom. He isn't invited.

Could also work with the Cap trio.

That's all, lovelies. Go about your business. ❤️

#titillating tuesday #navybrat thots #william miller #will miller #benny miller #ben miller #santiago garcia #frankie morales #bucky barnes #steve rogers #sam wilson #william ironhead miller #santiago pope garcia #frankie catfish morales #tom isn't invited #he knows what he did #tw.breeding #that's all lovelies #go about your business

[werm-party]

ikea aliem

#sam and max #sam & max #ikea alien #ok when i drew this i thot i made his ears and feet SOOOO big #turns out NOT BIG ENOUGH

[maggot-monger]

if you throw out everything non-human about supernatural and just look at it as a "family is hell" show then michael represents dean fully succumbing to what his father wants from him even past the point of reason, and lucifer represents sam leaving the family in a way that causes a major rift that feels like the end of the world. the true vessel plotline is about a lot of things including sam struggling with loss of autonomy, but there are at least a few ways of viewing it where it's really about the consequences of him enforcing his own autonomy, accepting a villain role, and alienation/condemnation from his family in exchange for not doing as he's told anymore

#spn thots #sam and lucifer #family is hell but loss of family is also hell

[onlymingyus]

Okay so semi public sex with Jihoon -he fingers you under the restaurant table. Happy suffering Mars 🩷 Sam @dkakapizzaboy

I probably deserve this one when it comes to you but....Pepperidge Farm remembers Sam.

(afab reader - also threw dino in there because...idk why sorry @bitchlessdino)

Your grip on your fork tightens exponentially even as Joshua smiles at you telling his story. You have no idea what he is talking about, your ears full of white noise. It's only when he finally looks away do you dare to lower your head and take a steadying breath.

Jihoon chuckles almost darkly leaning to kiss your shoulder, his hand under your dress, three fingers buried in you, pushing you towards an orgasm. "What is my rule, Princess?"

You weren't sure you could trust yourself to speak, to even try to whisper, but you knew he expected an answer. Jihoon's arm around your waist pulls you closer while he leans to look at you, the rest of the table distracted. "I shouldn't...I don't....tease you at the table."

"But you did, so now you get what you wanted. You know...I think Chan knows what's going on. He's watching you closely. Look at him."

Your cheeks are burning but the excitement burning in your veins pushes you to glance at the younger man who is in fact staring at you, lust dripping from his gaze. His eyes traveling down your neck to your low cut dress before he meets Jihoon's eyes who smirks at him only to curl his fingers into you making you arch.

Chan smirks and glances away rubbing his lips together before reaching for his drink in front of him. Jihoon laughs leaning to kiss your cheek when he feels you cum around his fingers. "Should we see if he wants to come home with us tonight? I bet he'd love to really see what's below the table."

Hard Hours Open

#mars.answers #sam 🍕 #woozi smut #seventeen smut #dino smut #woozi thots #dino thots #kpop hard hours #hard hours open

[barlowstreet]

the last of us text posts - part four

(part three) (part two) (part one)

+ a bonus

I thought the other one worked better in the post but her face is hilarious here.

#the last of us #tlou hbo #ellie williams #joel miller #your honour i love them #text posts #text post memes #tlou memes #the memes of us #incorrect quotes #incorrect tlou quotes #riley abel #rellie #sam burrell #henry burrell #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #i am once again making these at midnight #that last one is just me being salty #thots on horses is my favourite i think #mine

[hoeforhao]

Was watching woozi's live and the way his fingers work so smoothly and swift on the keyboard had me thinking 'bout ykw😼👀 dang my man's skills would be 🤌🏻

#kpop #seventeen #svtcreations #kpop scenarios #fanfic #seventeen x reader #seventeen x y/n #kpop smut #seventeen smut #svt smut #seventeen woozi #woozi smut #woozi scenarios #svt woozi #lee jihoon #woozi drabble #dirty thots #sam writes #sam thoughts

[gumshoegoat]

i made this while riding the lightrail but it still applies

#i posted this on tiktok already but thot id throw it here too lol #theyre just like me fr #sam and max #freelance police #lady gaga #chromatica #rain on me

[diesoonandsuffer]

sorry kirk and spock’s love for each other is written into the narrative. as if it’s my fault.

#since the companion video is making the rounds again #like yeah. sorry that by kirk's own definition of love he's in love with spock. sorry. #feeling like he's a part of you? check #more important than anything? well he loses his career and his ship just to bury the man. so. check #sorry that the enterprise and kirk are implied as being inherently linked. as if kirk's one true love is the ship. #and not only does he destroy that ship #but spock is 'at home nowhere except starfleet' and 'sees the enterprise as his whole world' #sorry if the vulcan who can't lie and follows rules to a t will lie and break rules for kirk. sorry. #as if any of this is my fault. #'he's trying to contact the vulcan. this species is capable of much affection. i wonder if they'll show it to us.' #sorry. as if i can do anything about that. #'you wouldn't know what to do with a genuine warm decent feeling.' 'really doctor?' 'i know. i'm worried about jim too.' #'i have been and always shall be yours.' #as if i wrote those myself. sorry. #feeling normal tonight. #kirk #spock #spirk #tos #sam's thots

[fandom-hoarder]

I'm so sorry for this thought on a Sammy Sunday but...

If demon!Dean had gotten Sam to drink his blood before Cas showed up and saved him, post-demon cure moc!Dean would've totally made Sam demon blood detox in the dungeon 👀👀👀👀

#me.txt #spn thoughts #spn thots #demon!dean #moc!dean #demon blood detox #happy sammy sunday #🙃🙃🙃 #sam whump

[monstersandbrothers]

listen in my heart of hearts I am a Dean girl and no I will not be taking questions. i genuinely think jackles has one of the most fascinating faces to watch and he has his micro expressions down to a science and he’s fantastic etc etc. But the one thing he utterly sucks at is sympathy face. I mean. Jared/sam will be putting his entire chest into his sympathy face like 😔😟😣🥺😢😥 and it’s one of the most devastating things to watch like that boy has so much empathy he doesn’t even know what to do with it. and then u have Dean over there on the couch hands folded listening to a victim sob while sharing their story like 😐😐😐😐😶😶😶😶😦😦🫥🫥🫥. standing there while his best friend tells him he changed him and he loves him like 😐😐😐😐😐😐. it just confounds the mind

#to be clear this is not a criticism i think that shit is SO FUNNY #Jensen has some of the most emotional scenes in the entire show and yet he can’t just put on a little pouty sympathy face #and is it a character choice? probably #cracks me up #anyway #silly little thots #spn crack #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #sam and dean #Jensen ackles #Jared padalecki

[samandmaxsecretsanta]

It's soft marketable baby versions of Sam and Max, here to convince you to join my Secret Santa! Entries close on the 16th, so please sign up (HERE) asap if you're interested! Please read the rules (linked here) first, and share if you'd like!

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#sam and max #freelance police #freelance husbands #snm #happy to say i already have a decent amount of ppl signed up for this to be fun #or at least more ppl than i thot would sign up lmao #but i would love more and im super excited !!

[inconmess]

As I am calming down from the intense emotions (still fucking pissed that the presentation didn't happen cuz I tried so hard to not react to my fullest due to that) I see many posts seeing as to how Orym's deal will not be fulfilled with this and my only thought is...

In game, Orym showed the power of the deal only that very day. So if anyone asks, he's going to be like... I was supposed to be serving her if everyone made it back in exchange of the powers but FCG also unknowingly got me out of that pact as a last act.

And you know what's the worst, they just leveled up today

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #messy thots #I am going to cry at the consequences of Sam's actions #Fuck you for giving a beautiful yet painful moment. Again

[maggot-monger]

lucifer gender symbolism essay part 4: women in white

masterpost

this is far and away THE reason i started thinking about fem!lucifer in the context of spn back when i first got into the show. 

women in white are SO ICONIC on supernatural. the first scene of the show features mary dying in a nightgown that is technically pale pink* but registers as white, and later in the same episode jess wears a mostly-white nurse costume and then dies in a pale periwinkle* nightgown that also reads as white. the pilot is all about constance welch, who is literally a type of ghost called a woman in white. in bloody mary, sam has a vision of jess standing on a street corner wearing a starkly white nightgown. lilith goes to her death to break the last seal in a white dress. it’s a whole thing. 

women dressed in white especially in early spn are almost always either about to be the victims of something horrible, or are dangerous and monstrous — and often they’re both, especially if they’re dressed in all white. 

our two main victims from this costuming-based character category are mary and jess. both of them represent brutal, devastating, life-changing, unfair loss. mary’s death is the reason the winchesters uprooted; it’s the reason john is like that; it’s the reason sam and dean grew up the way they did in this heavily trauma-based and trauma-inducing lifestyle. it feels random (even though we later learn it wasn’t); it was definitely shocking; it was cruel and unfair. jess died the same way, and her death at least played some part in sam going back to hunting; it didn’t feel as random because there was already precedent from mary, but it felt just as shocking and just as cruel and unfair. these women in life represented idealized domestic bliss and normalcy for their partners and families, and their deaths caused the end of the possibility for that kind of romanticized normal american lifestyle for the men close to them. in death, they become symbols behind which the men mourning them rally to seek revenge.

(there’s endless more things to be said about mary and jess’s death and their costuming etc but i gotta keep my eyes on the prize here of lucifer analysis. ok. carrying on)

now let’s do two of the main monsters in this category: constance welch was a victim of her husband’s infidelity before she became a killer, and as a ghost she kills unfaithful men, never able to get the revenge she wants for what was done to her and becoming a monster (partly) because of it. she can never have enough, she can never break the cycle, and, importantly, she “can never go home,” because she also killed her own innocent children, who want their revenge on her. again, lots to be said here about how sam and dean also can never go home etc, but i gotta keep it pushing. so: lilith. lilith was once a human woman whose essence was warped until she became a demon. we don’t know specifically how that happened, something to do with temptation, but in any case, the transition from human on earth to demon in hell is typically portrayed as undesirable, to say the least. beyond that, stories of the human fall are stories about not being able to go home: a human in a fallen state can’t live in their home of eden anymore, and has to rough it outside of the garden. presumably, that’s part of lilith’s story. the story of demons on supernatural is very similar: human beings who die and go to hell, and then are trapped there until they manage to get out (which is portrayed as being very difficult to accomplish in the earliest seasons of the show, especially for demons in the deepest parts of hell, like lilith). so the earliest humans fell and could never return to the garden, and humans who go to hell struggle to return home to earth. 

so that’s all a whole symbol system, right? if you’re a woman in white on supernatural, either something horrible happened to you, or something horrible is about to happen to you. you’re going to represent horrible loss whether you’re just a victim or both a victim and a monster. you’re going to get trapped in an unending trauma cycle, or you’re going to be the reason for someone else’s unending trauma cycle — probably both. 

and lucifer…

well!

lucifer’s first two appearances (after the nun) are as sarah, nick’s dead wife (another character who fits the victim subtype of women in white), and jess. both times, lucifer wears a white nightgown. 

and for good goddamn reason, because lucifer fits the archetype perfectly. 

did lucifer once represent an ideal? absolutely: lucifer was the most beautiful of the host, god’s favorite, THE angel. 

does lucifer’s loss represent a loss of perfection and purity? yep, lucifer was proof angels could make choices they weren’t supposed to, even/especially the best of them.

did the loss of lucifer cause a huge upheaval for his family that sucks a lot and changes the course of their lives for the worse? big time: god left; gabriel ran away; heaven seems to have at least somewhat restructured in the fallout; everyone set their sights on the apocalypse after which the problems will end and they can finally rest. 

do those who lost lucifer miss lucifer/what was lost when lucifer fell (even if that’s complicated)? seems like it. uriel definitely does; michael seems to have missed lucifer, even while being angry at and blaming him; and raphael at least misses how everything was before it fell apart. 

was what happened to lucifer violent and awful? pretty unquestionably. regardless of how much you think he deserved it, what ended up happening to lucifer — being cast down, imprisoned in isolation in the depths of hell for millennia, total loss of reputation, and a death sentence — is point-blank brutal. 

can lucifer ever go home? nope.

does anyone want revenge for what happened to lucifer? well, lucifer does, at the very least

can lucifer escape the cycle of trauma? nope: he perpetuates it by doing the apocalypse among other things, leaning into the devil role, doing more of what got him that title in the first place, and even when he tries to escape it by offering to drop everything to walk off the chessboard with michael in swan song he gets shot down. 

that’s a signature supernatural woman in white, babey. 

so, ok. woman in white, though. men show up wearing white sometimes on spn. a man wearing a white shirt is less of a tell that something is going to happen to him or because of him than it is for women, but it’s still part of the visual shorthand. men also wear all white sometimes, especially in psychiatric contexts (notably sam as a patient in season 7 in the context of hallucifer, as well as sam in houses of the holy while he’s playing a nurse). but these instances are uniforms that the wearers have little choice about wearing, and they are not especially gendered: female patients also wear all white (e.g. marin in ‘the born-again identity). to my knowledge, there are no roles in supernatural specifically for men in white; men wearing white do so in contexts where women also would and do wear white.

the one** exception to this is lucifer in ‘the end;’ how much endverse is zachariah’s creation vs what literally happened in that version of 2014 is debatable, but either way, sam!lucifer was one of our few examples of a ~man in all white in spn. and like…this reads to me as costuming wanting to do a woman in white thing, but not wanting to put jared padalecki in a white dress. lucifer already appeared as sarah and jess in all white nightgowns; lucifer fits the woman in white archetype; there’s no Thing like that for men, so they put sam!lucifer in an all-white suit that draws a stark visual parallel to the women in all white we’ve seen lucifer as before, and there you go. still a woman in white archetype, just wearing a man costume at the time.

**i know asmodeus did a white suit too but that's way outside of the range of kripke-era symbolism i’m mainly talking about, and it seems like probably a direct reference to lucifer’s endverse look. i’m also probably not the right person to do an analysis of asmodeus even if i wanted to include a discussion of his suit. so.

to sum up, lucifer is a genderless non-human entity, but (s)he’s also a Woman In White™, even when appearing as a man. lucifer is, i would go so far to say, the epitome of the Woman In White, the maxed out, most op version of everything the show did with that symbolism. so. lucifer is fitting into a feminine archetype real well, there.

*i’m not trying to ignore that neither mary nor jess actually died in white. as far as i can tell, most of the fandom remembers mary’s nightgown as white, and i’ve had conversations about whether jess’s nightgown is actually white and it’s just a lighting thing, so they’re both Women In White (TM) even though they’re not actually that (and jess is explicitly turned into one in sam’s memory and in lucifer’s appearance as jess wearing the same nightgown as in ‘bloody mary,’ since that nightgown is actually definitely white).

it’s a great choice, i think, to have them fill this symbolic role while actually having been maybe more complicated than that; having their memory simplified and ~purified so they can serve the perfect fridged domestic woman role — regardless of their actual personalities in life or how well that symbolism actually applies to them (and it really doesn’t fit at least mary that well, given her hunter background that we learn about later!) i bring this up because of lucifer’s endverse white suit, which, you know, is an all white look, but also has that off-white shirt. so, like, something something, attempts to fit into a specific archetype, but there are inevitably going to be slight imperfections because no living thing can be JUST a symbol. 

(a lot of people have written extensively about women in white in supernatural, including me. i have focused largely on lucifer, because of course i have. some additional posts here, here, here, and here.)

part 3: the dead nun part 5: white women masterpost

#spn #spn thots #meta #lucifer #women in white #jess!lucifer #sarah!lucifer #sam!lucifer