Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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Turns out spending 12 years in Azkaban and sleeping in a cave does not do wonders for your hair...
(based off of that one scene in Chapter 185 of ATYD)
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buzzed
marlene lasted about a week before using a hair growth potion while remus…let’s just say he was more motivated to commit to the bit…
(also new but she’s a cheerleader! chapter) (loving the subliminal messages i leave in my wednesday posts lmao)
close ups!
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
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James: next time someone says smth mean to me i’m going to go to their room in the middle of the night and be like “mummy i threw up 🙁”
Regulus: You’re an ugly rat
James:
Regulus: are you coming now
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Using the word 'fag' instead of 'cig' to show my ardent devotion towards Remus Lupin
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I want you out of my head
I want you out of my bedroom tonight
There's no way I could save you
'Cause I need to be saved, too
I'm no good at goodbyes
🙏😩 😢💔
[Image ID: Sans from Undertale laying on the ground, looking incredibly sad, while poking a hot dog that has rolled out of its bun after falling to the ground. End ID.]
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𝔐𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫, յգՑօ 𝔟𝔶 𝔈𝔞𝔯𝔩 𝔑𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔪
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pov: you’re remus lupin and you have cigarettes
in case anyone’s wondering:
1-“can i bum a cig?”
2-“lighter?”
3-“tx boss you’re the best”
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ok this is very loosely inspired by @theinvisiblemuseum's LOVELY evan(s) fic which you should go and read! but that pairing has caused me to brainrot so severely about this trio.... i like to imagine that responsible head girl Lily briefly starts running around with these degenerates and utterly scandalizes her family & friends in the process.
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There's a sentiment I've been seeing a lot of in critique of The Bad Batch (especially season 2): why do the Batch keep returning to Cid when she's clearly taking advantage of them and treating them so poorly?
And yeah, I get the frustration. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be frustrating. I also agree that it causes some pacing issues with the show. But if you think it's out of character, implausible, or just a lazy way for the writers to maintain the status quo, oh boy do I strongly disagree.
Not only are these men genetically engineered and programmed since birth to be obedient, they've literally never been socialised outside of the military cult they grew up in. Sure they must have interacted with sapients other than the Kaminoans and the Jedi when they were on missions, but never without oversight or standing orders. Never long enough to learn the type of instincts and autonomy most of us develop as children. Of course they latched onto the first 'ally' who gave them orders. It's all they've ever known.
As much as this show explores the utter fucked-up-ness of how Order 66 and Imperial rule affected the clones, it's also showing us how fucked up their treatment was under the Republic and the Jedi Order. We're watching them deprogram and integrate into society for the first time, and we're seeing how vulnerable they are while doing so. Of course it's a bumpy road.
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