#rita and cissy gibe me frenemies vibes

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Sirius, tryin not to lose it in Azkaban:

Regulus to Snape:

Andromeda:

Narcissa to Rita:

Bellatrix, with all the Blacks nodding in agreement:

Regulus, tiredly:

#regulus black #regulus deserved better #sirius being sirius #sirius black #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #regulus hating on snape #severus snape #rita skeeter #rita and cissy gibe me frenemies vibes #the most noble and ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #ancient and most noble house of memes #the noble and most ancient house of black

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Regulus, to Barty when Barty asks to practice dueling:

Ron, thinking with his stomach and not remembering that they've been homeless and living in a tent for the past two months:

Evan:

Andromeda when Druella starts spouting off about blood purity and marrying Rabastan:

Narcissa and Rita:

Sirius:

#sirius being sirius #sirius black #regulus deserved better #regulus black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #barty crouch #rita and cissy gibe me frenemies vibes #rita skeeter #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #evan rosier #ron weasley #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #druella black #ancient and most noble house of memes #the noble and most ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black

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Bellatrix wishing Soren (OC) goodnight:

Rita to Narcissa:

Andromeda to Ted:

Regulus to Snape:

Remus to most of James and Sirius' ideas:

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Gringotts goblins:

Tonks on her first day as an auror:

Sirius, after having escaped Azkaban:

Bellatrix to literally anyone:

Narcissa, snidely, after Rita's started a fight:

Andromeda, when she falls for Ted:

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Regulus:

Andromeda:

Sirius when Andromeda turns down Rabastan:

Narcissa to Rita:

Black family gathering after someone stormed out after a fight:

Walburga, when Sirius is sorted into Gryffindor:

#i headcanon wally and orion as mentally abusive not physically abusive #walburga black #sirius black #sirius and andromeda #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #sirius being sirius #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #regulus black #regulus deserved better #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #rita and cissy gibe me frenemies vibes #rita skeeter #rabastan lestrange #ancient and most noble house of memes #the noble and most ancient house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black

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Narcissa: Hello, Rita. Make anyone cry today?

Rita: Sadly, no.

Rita: But it's only 4:30.

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Narcissa: I just ended a five year relationship.

Rita: Oh my god, are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?

Narcissa: I'm good. It wasn't my relationship.

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Narcissa: I don't like gossiping about my personal life.

Rita: You gossip all the time.

Narcissa: I don't gossip, I deliver the news.

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Rita: I am so angry.

Narcissa: At who? The person that sold you those clothes?

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Rita: What's your favorite class?

Narcissa: Upper.

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Rita, mumbling to Narcissa: Your sister Bellatrix scares me.

Narcissa, shouting: My sister scares everyone!

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Rita: Hey, that jacket looks good on you.

Narcissa: Everything looks good on me.

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Narcissa and Lucius: *fighting*

Rita: I sensed tension and came as fast as I could!

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Rita: We're friends. I was building up to call you "Cissy" one of these days.

Narcissa: That'll never happen. In fact, you just lost "Narcissa" privileges. From now on you can call me "Black" or "hey, you".

Rita: Come on, Narcissa.

Narcissa: *ignores Rita*

Rita: Come on, hey you.

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Rita: Let's go out and get drunk! Do you like wine?

Narcissa: More than life itself.

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And in perhaps the most shocking development of all, Narcissa Malfoy was spotted wearing stripes with florals.

Rita Skeeter (via Daily Prophet), probably

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