#retortive

[anyataylorjoys]

POOR THINGS (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

#poor things #poor things 2023 #filmedit #movieedit #cinemapix #cinematicsource #usertj #usermandie #useraurore #usersavana #gifs* #poor things spoilers #don't you love the way men always resort to their attempt in shaming women when they can't control them #her retorts are so perfect 😂

[corgiteatime]

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bloodweave #fyi they are not actually old; yes that is part of the joke #if you reblog or tag this seriously retorting that they aren't old i will block you #i block anyone who doesn't think i'm hilarious because they are obviously wrong

[k4infarzbtiwk]

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#sheldrake #PTAT #dark-splendid #surmise #Ayuthia #Falstaffian #retortive #phlebopexy #mold #Eudyptes #orthodome #nagatelite #subcontained #zoophobous #unexonerated #undecision #marabouts #Cartago #Laurance #XPG2

[ineffableteeth]

Please give me Aziraphale going “Oh God!~” in bed and Crowley going “Blasphemy Angel? That’s not like you.~”

#I need to sit down #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #ineffable husbands #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow good omens #good omens crowphale #crowphale good omens #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #then afterwards when aziraphale tries to retort Crowley shuts him up instantly

[furiouskettle]

i saw the post and immediately thought of cliff

#kiwidoodles #dc comics #cliff steele #robotman #doom patrol #mr nobody #frankly w cliff's track record maybe it wasnt even Nobody's abstract concept #abstract concepts in general just have a Thing against the doom patrol #also his shirt was gonna say Witty Retort but i couldnt fit the rest of the letters

[nnnneeev]

thinking about how solomon will react if you shot him down everytime he follows up with a "just kidding." for example....

solomon: welcome back! did you miss me? haha just kidding-

mc: what if i did, huh? what are you gonna do about it? what if i did miss you? no, scratch that. i DID actually miss you. and it's not just today. i missed you on every other single day that we weren't together, so stop asking me that question because you should already know the answer

solomon: oh, i uh--

#💥👊 #obey me #rambles #obey me solomon #i kinda imagine his initial response is to come up with some witty retort but fails

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

#tes #oblivion #hero of kvatch #baurus #tes oc #oc: acelta #oblivion alchemy could be full of flavor and nonsense #i don't have any mushroom recipe bc i'm not sure about the flavors #but it's cool to know most shroom in oblivion is safe to eat (the first alchemy effect is restore stuff #i love how the 3rd era folks incorporated food in their potions #but my recipes are not perfect for i lack some good ingredients like salt and pepper and butter and cream and broth and vanilla extract... #can i season it afterwards? just a pinch of salt? or sugar? or sauce? #can i put two different flavor of potions in a shaker and make two balanced flavor potions? like drink them in one go? #most potions are made by distillation methods (with alembic and retort) so the flavor probably is subtle #i watch some show with bartender use this rotary evaporator to distill drink ingredients #and the final product is clear liquid with a hint of it's original flavor #so maybe that's what oblivion potion is like. some flavored water #wait... is- is potion like some kind of wired flavor soda? #as a alchemy 100 mad lad i can make potion from a single ingredient so i can literately make a ham water of restore fatigue

[vanityangel]

Solo Sikoa vs. Small Child 🎥 © FantabulouslyCherry

#wrestling #wwe #solo sikoa #the bloodline #my gifs #when solo retorted to a small child taunting him 'im beating his ass' i knew he would give my life for him #hes literally the funniest i love him #wweedit

[unfinishedsweaters]

It’s really nice when a handspun yarn has a nice consistent color contrast stripe that lines up well with your lace row.

#knit #handspun #knitting #what do you mean neglected knitting blog #Handknit #kerchief #quick retort

[moominpopzz]

I wonder if Marks ever hit Ashe with the “Your mother would be so disappointed”…. How horrible do you think that’d fuck her up…

#sorry guys thought about Mark and Ashe again #it will happen again #I can imagine him saying it during one of those arguments ab PD #and Ashe just stopping mid retort and staring at him in utter horror #at the fact he’d ever say that #and then just completely shutting down #because fucking. ow. ow ow ow. #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #ashe winters #mark winters #jrwi mark winters

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 5 #identity crisis #i love this retort and it's part of why brenner is one of my favorite columbo villains #despite his full textured life every waking moment of this man's life is a gamble and that's exactly the way he wants it

[kyouka-supremacy]

Oooooohhh I just thought. I just thought about Akutagawa coming back to his senses after being a vampire and meeting Atsushi. And Atsushi is still so confused by everything that happened and is unable to process it yet, unble to unriddle what Akutagawa's sacrifice meant for him, for them. Which translates in him getting into a fight - verbal, this time, only barely physical - with Akutagawa, because he shouldn't have sacrificed himself! He shouldn't have given his life for something so worthless as his own! Why is he always so impulsive, why couldn't he stop himself to think before acting so carelessly! Why doesn't he value his life more, why is he so inconsiderate! And Atsushi can't even explain why it hurts so much, and it's so frustrating, so he just lashes out at Akutagawa, because he can tell that he's the origin of all this pain, so it must be something he's done that hurts him so much, it must be his fault as it always is; all the while Akutagawa hardly deflects, annoyed and displeased and distantly angry, unable to readily come up with any rational retort. Until Atsushi bursts out an “and all of that just to follow Dazai-san's orders! When will you learn that your life is more important than what he thinks of you!” to which Akutagawa, up to that moment barely irritated, freezes for several seconds, dumbfounded, and with newly raised fury and disgust manages to spit out “You think all of it was for Dazai-san?”

#Atsushi is a little dense... #ryūnosuke akutagawa #atsushi nakajima #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #12/01/23 #“Akutagawa hardly deflects‚ annoyed and displeased and distantly angry” might be the best sentence I've ever written musicality-wise lmao #“readily come up with any rational retort” Lin-Manuel Miranda wishes they were me #Okay I'll stop the alliterations for today akjhcsbayhvbawsiu

[nanierose]

Ok but Liam's smug little grin when Prism says Orym is her best friend while Ashton and Laudna are in disbelief. Man made a likeable lil' guy and he is so proud of that fact.

#critical role #cr spoilers #orym of the air ashari #orym #liam o'brien #loved his retort to travis #such a funny moment

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I think that when miss jane austen wrote this in 1813 she had to have known that 210 years later some 22 year old college student would read it while brushing her teeth in her bathroom and not only would her jaw drop but she'd also drop her fucking toothbrush

#even the scalding retorts up to this point had some level of 'polite' to them so this just felt fucking RUTHLESS- #makes sense though FUCK mr. wickham #mine #pride and prejudice #jane austen

[hualianschild]

oh he's so hawt for this

#like hell yeah baby that's the spirit #GO OFF MY KING !! #also hc in the bg : gege is amazing as always *whipped sigh* #I CAN HEAR YOU HUA HUA YOU'RE LOUD #and yeah as always my man chooses to avoid violence doens't mean he won't retort to it #tami rereads tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #tgcf novel #heaven officials blessing #hob #xie lian #hua cheng #san lang

[r0semultiverse]

THERES SO MANY NUMBER & LETTER CODES THAT PROBABLY MEAN SOMETHING, MY ADHD ASS CANNOT! 😫

This shit has to be as hard to remember as the retail codes at grocery stores. 🤯

#thankfully near the end of when I quit my retail job they installed a search engine function #it wasn’t fully functional but it helped immensely #most the time I would just type in mystery item code essentially & put in the price #customers were boomers so they were mostly honest & I never got in trouble for it #only one got recommended I actually look stuff up & then I retorted oh & hold up the long line??? & that argument was DONE! #lmao #I wonder if anyone’s deciphered these codes yet?? don’t spoil what they mean for me though this is like a live blog kinda thing #mine #op #tmagp 2 #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma spoilers #tmagp liveblog #tma