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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

#why did you say Barney the dinosaur when mr blobby is right there

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Darrien was like if violin guy and dice guy had a cryptobro kid

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i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

#IT HAS A SON?!???

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mbanus protocol characters….. magnus protocol characters save me….

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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth

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I think you know

I did the evil :)

Great. What happened?

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pathetic little meow meow

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#author killing off characters or causing sadness is very mean #but when I do it as the author >:)

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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based on tonights antics

@cpt-of-the-tundra

#Peter Lukas materialised and said #gay gay homosexual #then left

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#I had a dream where I was face timing someone once

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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

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:)

>:)

YOU.

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Alice got you this job my dude

>:)

YOU.