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weeb-polls-with-pip · 3 months
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Autistic Anime Boys Side B Round 2 Match 8
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Propaganda:
Ranpo -
"Picks up a bunch of things that other people don’t notice which made him feel really alone as a kid. Then this old man (he’s like in his 20s) walks into his life, basically adopts him and tells Ranpo that he’s smarter than everyone else and they’re just stupid. Founds a detective agency just to put this guy’s intelligence to good use. Ranpo can solve a crime in under a minute but cannot use public transportation. My favorite boy."
Masayoshi -
"Has a special interest in superheroes and has a huge collection of superhero merchandise and can recite his favorite superhero movie word for word along with all of the fight choreography. Became incredibly apathetic throughout high school after finding out superheroes aren't real. His dream to be a superhero is so strong that it literally alters the world and causes aliens to invade earth so he can be a superhero."
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momo-jpeg · 1 year
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I love them 🥺
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vinylbiohazard · 10 months
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absolutely adore that this man's reasoning for not being a terrorist isn't 'i wouldn't do those things ;(' and instead 'if i were a terrorist, i wouldn't get caught, dumb bitch'
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rampo-obsession · 6 months
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Uh I'm dead
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Nvm I'm alive
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savasavva · 1 year
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i think a lot about ada!chuuya AU recently
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chuuya in ada while dazai in mafia.. oda is alive so don't pity him
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ezelium · 3 months
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Chasing after warm nights ; Edogawa Ranpo.
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CONTENT: cuddling with ranpo because he's cold.
WARNINGS: short fic / oneshot ,, cuddling ,, GN!reader ,, fluff. just fluff ,, established relationship ,, not proofread ,, new writer ,, possibly ooc ranpo ,, even though its mostly about you i think ,, idk what else
GENRE: fluff
WC: 384 ∘ 2,133 characters
A/N: hello this is a very old post. please don't read i literally hate this...... (the "very old" is like. two months ago)
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it was nearing 2 am, on a cold and breezy winter night. you needed 3 blankets just to keep yourself warm, tonight was freezing opposed to yesterdays weather which was sunny. sleep still hadn't found your way, but you were drowsy. next to you was a sleeping detective- no, the world's best detective. he was snoring very lightly, chest going up and down in a steady manner.
ranpo looked absolutely adorable when he slept, and you loved it. whenever you couldn't sleep, you'd just stare at his face and drown in cuteness. his face was cute, you always found it cute. today was no different. hell, you wanted to give him a kiss right now but you didn't want to interrupt his slumber. the last thing you noticed before turning to the other was that you wrapped almost the entirety of the blanket around you, which left ranpo with some half-assly covered blanket. you paid it no mind; surely he'll be fine!
finally, some sleep. you finally fell aslep.
...
and then you wake up. after a few minutes. minutes. however, you feel something clinging onto your back and trying to shift the heavy blankets on you, pulling and tugging them. after turning your head to look over your shoulder, you came to the conclusion it was your boyfriend (ranpo). he stiffened; making a small 'a' sound upon seeing you move. damnit, he didn't mean to wake you up!
"go back to sleep." he demanded, almost groaning the words out in his sleepy state. it was cold, and he had nothing to warm himself up with. the only response you gave was a small, lazy chuckle that left your throat without you even wanting to.
slowly, you held up the blankets for him to snuggle next to you, which he did with absolutely no hesitation. next thing you know, he was almost climbing on top of you while hugging you, holding you like his life depended on it. ranpo's skin was much colder than yours, damn, was the room that cold? his head kept itself heavy and buried on your chest, making the faintest of smiles creep up on your face. you snaked your arms around his torso and pulled him impossibly closer.
"goodnight," you sighed, near his ear.
"goodnight, my sweet." he purred back.
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©ezelium 2024 ﹕ Do NOT steal/plagirize, copy or translate my works.
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kisakis-boyfriend · 5 months
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Making Christmas treats with Ranpo, but he pours hot chocolate into his sugar instead because the sneaky little detective is in the jolly spirit for diabates- And couch cuddles with smooches!
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Pairings: Ranpo x reader
Warnings: GN!reader, cuteness overload, baking that doesn't go quite as expected..., smooching
Genre/Format: Fluff; Oneshot
Please check my blog title to verify whether requests are closed or not! Thank you!
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“Ok... So now we just cream together butter and sugar. Got it.” You muttered to yourself, reading the recipe on your phone while cracking an egg into a small bowl
On the counter behind you sat your partner, Ranpo, drinking the hot chocolate that you made from scratch the other day. Creating your own dry mix was a bit difficult, since Ranpo decided to eat cocoa powder every time you looked away... Though you eventually mixed together a rich blend that the two of you could enjoy during your holiday baking marathon
“Hey, babe, can you put that butter in the bowl with sugar in it for me? Thank you.”
Honestly you should have known better than to take your eyes off of him for an extended amount of time... that never ended well. You'd learn your lesson today though
Turning around to find Ranpo tipping his mug over the bowl of sugar (and butter...he did at least do what you asked...). The entire world seemed to move in slow motion as you shouted a squeaky “Nooo!!”, watching in horror as half a mug of the warm, chocolatey beverage dissolved the dry ingredient and melted the fatty butter
Ranpo smiled that adorable eyes-shut smile, apparently pleased with himself, when he turned towards you. Words rose to the surface but quickly died on your tongue, leaving you to stammer in disbelief, flicking your gaze between the soiled bowl of goop and your giggling boyfriend. He broke the silence by explaining, “What? This recipe needs some chocolate! You should thank me for fixing it, y/n!”
“Ranpo you little shit! Why did you do that?!” Despite your shouting, a smile crept onto your face at your boyfriend's antics. You laughed as he started to mix his little concoction with a whisk, blurting out, “C'mere you! You'll pay for that!”
The bowl clattered on the countertop as Ranpo took off running with you hot on his heels, both of you playfully screaming during the pursuit
“You can't run from me, boy! I'll get you!” You shouted, rounding the corner into the living room. Ranpo chucked a throw pillow at you (how ironic) but you expertly smacked it before it hit you in the face. Eventually, you tackled the boy onto the couch, pinning his hands to the cushions and straddling his hips, exclaiming a hearty “Gotcha!” in victory
A pout found its way onto Ranpo's lips. “Y/nnn!! No fair!” Ranpo's childish demeanor is far more obvious when you get into play fights together
“Hehe~ Mess with me, I'll tie you down and eat every last one of those pastries while you watch!” You teased, to which Ranpo stuck his tongue out at you, unable to do much else since you had him pinned
“Stick your tongue out again, see what happens.” You smirk, staring your partner down in a heated showdown. As soon as he did, you closed the distance between your faces, startling Ranpo with a surprise kiss. When you pulled away he was pouting again, this time with a light blush spreading under his skin
Your triumphant giggles filled the room, soon joined by your partner encouraging you (oh so subtly) to continue kissing him, unless you're a coward! The bait worked though, seeing as you attacked his face with soft pecks; not missing his cheeks, nose, jawline, forehead, corners of his eyes, and really any inch of skin up there
By the end of your vicious barrage Ranpo was slightly less upset, giggling along with you. “Ok ok!! Jeez... I know you can't resist me, but can we finish baking now? I'm hungry!”
Ah, yes. His craving for snacks is never quite sated... “In a minute. Just lay in my arms for a tiny bit? Then we'll finish up, I promise!.”
Reluctantly, Ranpo's arms wrapped around you, hugging you close and sighing in content
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vypridae · 1 year
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poe, but he got into the alcohol and went to look for ranpo
closeups under the cut!!
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venelona · 8 months
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I got super sick so decided to catch up with Bungo Stray Dogs and oh boi we're really in it now
also i still can't believe Odasakuman is a thing
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weeb-polls-with-pip · 3 months
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Autistic Anime Boys Side B Round 1 Match 15
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Propaganda:
Kaito -
"Can we please vote for the blue man and his cool scarf. Please.
Look at this man's face. He has autism swag, AND he's blue AND he sings! He's friends with Hatsune Miku, and he lives in your computer!! (Maybe).
He's the first male Vocaloid to be developed, and when first released he was considered a 'failure' due to the fact that he was not as popular as his female counterpart. This has changed since, and he is now more popular!!"
Ranpo -
"He's a narcissistic man-child, but you can't help but love him anyway. He really grows on you after you start getting into his tragic backstory of being an orphan at 14, then getting kicked out of the police academy for being too smart. The anime all but says he's autistic, with his adopted father figure acknowledging that Ranpo is much more intelligent than most people, and sees the world very differently."
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picturepickle · 1 month
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March 30, I colored in the sketch :)
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2001hz · 9 months
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Yoshitaka Amano: Rampo Edogawa, 'The Golden Panther' (1988)
Illustration inspired by Edogawa’s creative manifesto: ‘The present is a dream, the dreams of the night are the reality’.
Amano freely transcribed and interpreted the essence of Edogawa’s work.
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russic · 2 years
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Ranpo Edogawa Boyfriend Headcanons
Warning: 18+ Below Cut 
Request: 
Hey! I hope you are having a great day! 
I don't know if anyone has asked before, but I was wondering if I can ask for headcanons of Ranpo Edogawa as a boyfriend? Btw, I wanted to say that you are one of my favorite writers on Tumblr and I just love reading the things you write!  ♡ 
Whichever lovely person requested Ranpo, I wanted to thank you for your patience and kindness. Enjoy your headcanons. ♡
SFW 
You’re too lucky: You have this “little” guy man, wrapped around your finger. 
 No, seriously. Ranpo’s in LOVE with you.  
You met the sassy green-eyed detective when Kunikida encouraged you to join the Armed Detective Agency. Being assigned as Ranpo’s partner, you quickly became     mesmerized by his “ability” to solve impossible crimes. When you     expressed your admiration to Ranpo, he (cockily) replied, “I know.” 
His heartless response nearly crushed your soul; however, when you utilized your ability to save him from death’s doorstep, courteous of Chuuya Nakahara, he discovered himself stranding with a bouquet of daisies on your doorstep. 
He expressed, “No one’s ability ever impressed me; I often think my way out of things quickly, but I didn’t today. Though I have been nothing but mean and was never determined to put your safety first; you did me. Thus, it’s not your ability that impressed me, but your heart does.”   
Good compliment, but it still hurt.
After his confession, Ranpo granted you permission to enter his “secret” snack locker. 
 Overtime, you noticed that you didn’t enter Ranpo’s locker for the free sweets, you simply enjoyed seeing the wide smile sticked to his face. 
Asked you on a date via Candy Hearts on Valentine’s Day. 
 When you sat at your desk inside the ADA office after a long day, you looked down. On your desk, there was three candy hearts laid out that spelled:   
  You Me Date  
From there, the rest is history: 
Just kidding, when would I leave you hanging like that? 
R.e.f.u.s.e.s  to watch anything besides detective television series: 
 Ranpo’s favorite show is Scooby Doo. Once the guilty character appears on screen, Ranpo identifies them and begins explaining why they had the motive to commit a crime.   
 Asked you to dress up as Shaggy and Velma for Halloween.   
  Invited Atsushi to be Scooby Doo; he agreed.   
 Enjoys watching Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime  
is ALWAYS snacking on popcorn when he’s watching television shows or movies. 
As Ranpo is eating, he will stop chewing to comment upon what detectives are doing wrong. He will begin addressing them as “dummies,” “idiots,” and “goobers.”   
As Ranpo gets angrier, he eats faster and rolls his eyes.  
It’s kind of cute.
When Ranpo talks shit, ENCOURAGE him. 
Though his comments can be rude; you cannot help but succumb to how   A D O R A B L E   Ranpo is when he’s frustrated.   
“Can you believe that idiot? He couldn’t walk me home! Probably went to find another place to die. Well, good riddance.”   
Lightly chuckling at his anger, you’ll respond, “Tell ‘um, babe.” “Fuck him.”   
Filled with steam, Ranpo will say, “Yeah, fuck him!” 
Gets F.U.R.I.O.U.S. when you put yourself in danger. 
When you faced the Black Lizards alone, you returned beaten, bloodied, and battered. Despite refusing to leave your side or release your hand in the hospital, Ranpo REFUSED to TALK to YOU.  
Since Ranpo has grown accustomed to your love, he doesn’t know what he would do without you. He HATES imagining the thought of you leaving him, even to something as uncontrollable as death.
Spell it with me: Ranpo is a   S.P.O.I.L.E.D.   B.R.A.T.    and YOU instigate it.  
You purchase Ranpo’s favorite sweets at the grocery store.   
If Ranpo is tired, you ALWAYS allow him to lay his head on your lap as you play with his hair. Expect Ranpo to fall asleep quickly...   
If Ranpo “requires” attention, he pretends to injure himself. He knows you’ll be running to comfort him within seconds.
Do not expect any public displays of affection. Only selective members of the ADA witness you holding hands once in a blue moon, but Ranpo enjoys keeping his relationship behind closed doors. 
Doesn’t enjoy public dates - Ranpo prefers to stay bundled within the walls of your shared household. 
Expect to bake a ton of sweets together, watch movies, cuddle, and plan picnics in your backyard.   
Ranpo’s logic: Within the comfort of his own home, Ranpo doesn’t have to pretend to be someone else. He understands that you fell in love with him, not because he is the “perfect detective,” but your version of the “perfect man.”   
The one time that Ranpo attempted to partake in a public date, he scheduled a cooking class. However, he quickly grew upset when he discovered the class concentrated on making actual food, not sweets or candy. 
“This is a bunch of baloney, literally.”   
Ranpo LOVES to go on long car rides. 
Sorry, you’re driving.
You’ve developed a TERRIBLE habit of squeezing Ranpo’s cheeks in public.
Cue Ranpo glaring at you with the “are you serious” face.
P.E.T.N.A.M.E.S. G.A.L.O.R.E.
“Congratulations, cupcake! I’m so proud of you!”   
“Thanks, sweetheart. Don’t forget to grab my icing at the store!” 
Sometimes your relationship becomes strenuous because you’ll act like his mother: 
You’ll wake Ranpo up to go to work in the morning.   
He will ask you to do his laundry.   
Begs you to make his plate when you cook dinner because he doesn’t want to get up from the couch.  
Relies on you to clean the dishes.    
A bit of a GASLIGHTER (but a playful version). 
“It’s okay, baby. I’ll just walk by myself today.” Two seconds later you’ll hear him huff.
“You’re always at work. I could use some love! What does a guy have to do to get a kiss around here?” 
“You’d be the prettiest woman in the world if you would come to bed.” 
However, the benefits of being in love with Ranpo outweigh the costs: 
His small romantic gestures make your heart GROW three sizes larger: 
When Ranpo is walking to work with you, he picks random wildflowers, ties the bundle together with a string, and places them on your desk. 
Composes tiny love letters and places them around the house for you to find. 
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.” 
“I thought you were always pretty cute... Sorry, forgot the ‘and.’” 
Purchases items that remind him of you. 
Purchases you gifts that remind him of himself. 
“I got you this so you can always think of me no matter where you are!” 
L.O.V.E.S. when you’re admired by society. Every person and their mother ADMIRES and ADORES you. 
When you were being interviewed for capturing a wanted criminal, Ranpo was sitting (front-row seat) in the audience watching you with stars in his eyes. 
In his head, he was shouting, “That’s my woman!” 
Celebrates your success - When you complete a task for the ADA, you’ll arrive home to discover cupcakes waiting for you in the kitchen. When you look up from the counter, you’ll see Ranpo grinning with a handful of roses. 
“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU, CUPCAKE!” 
When you and Ranpo are not assigned to work together, Ranpo will arrive home, change into his fluffy pajamas, and gossip about his entire mission.
Usually, Ranpo will rant about the police. His stories always end in the sentence, “so I came in to save the day. Now everyone is fine, thanks to me.”
Yes, Ranpo; everyone is good, besides the man who was brutally murdered.  
DEFENDS YOU AT ALL COST - If someone is talking about you, Ranpo never fails to stick up for you. 
When Ranpo overheard Kunikida ranting about the way you chose to confront the Black Lizards, Ranpo’s sassy defensive attitude jumped into action:
“I’m starting to think you’re just jealous that she can beat all three of them, but you can’t even handle one person with a few bombs.”   
Kunikida didn’t respond; he rolled his eyes and continued reading his emails.
Ranpo chuckled and muttered, “Thats what I thought. Keep their name out of your mouth.”   
ALWAYS reminds you that you’re loved beyond words. 
Ranpo knows you are living a difficult life. He acknowledges that you (like him) need to be reminded that you’re irreplaceable. Thus, he never fails to take your hand in his own, stare into your eyes, smile at you, and gently assure you, 
“I hope you know you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love you beyond words. Thank you for accepting me and loving me.” 
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Let’s talk about this S.U.B.M.I.S.S.I.V.E. man: 
I’m choosing to address this first - You took Ranpo’s virginity on the night he admitted he was madly in love with you. 
 After Ranpo’s first sexual experience, he became a fucking      fiend... literally
Ranpo is a grower, not a shower. He’s not extremely large, but he is 6.5 inches. Though Ranpo doesn’t have the largest cock you’ve ever seen, he knows how to work it (that’s all that matters). 
Have you ever heard of a pillow prince? Well, that’s Ranpo.
His favorite sex position is Cowgirl.
He despises doesn’t enjoy being on top. 
Ranpo cannot determine which one he enjoys more; being praised or degraded. If I’m being honest; Ranpo is in the mood for any foul words that escape your lips when he’s horny. 
“You’ve been such a good boy solving all of those cases today. Do you think I should give you a little reward for being so helpful?” You’ll whisper in Ranpo’s ear as you’re stroking a hand over his prominent erection.  
“Do you enjoy fucking my pussy? You’re so fucking desperate for me, aren’t you?” 
Enjoys the image of your beautiful body clad in skimpy lingerie; especially two-piece sets that are burgundy red, forest green, brown, or dark yellow. 
Ranpo is a little perverted; especially when it comes to sniffing your panties.
You still fail to recognize how five or six pairs of your panties have gone missing.    
L.O.V.E.S. when you tease him: Ranpo will whine like a little baby, but he enjoys being toyed with. 
As Ranpo is sitting in front of your fully dressed figure clad in nothing but his underwear and wrinkled white button down, you’ll roughly grab his face and force him to look into your eyes. You will whisper, “Too bad you were a bad boy today. I was going to let you fuck me, but maybe I’ll suck your cock until you’re on the edge of cumming; then I’ll leave you to please yourself.”  
ADORES being strapped to the bed as you order him around. 
Ranpo’s BIGGEST weakness is having his arms and legs strapped to the headboard as you hover your pussy above his face.
“Oh baby, you’re so desperate for a taste; aren’t you?” 
He’ll beg, “Please, sit on my face.”       
Bonus points will be awarded if you don’t give the brat what he wants.
Let’s address the obvious:   FOOD PLAY 
If you strive to be in a relationship with Ranpo, you’ll need to incorporate candy in the bedroom. He enjoys using whipped cream, strawberries, cherries, caramel, and chocolate syrup. 
As Ranpo decorates your prominent nipples with whipped cream, he stares at your body wondering, “I wonder if the whipped cream is sweeter here, or her pussy?” He’ll have to taste both to decide. 
Ranpo LOVES replaying the time you dripped caramel syrup on your clit. He watches closely as he licks his lips ready to bury his tongue in you.   
“I know you love dessert.” Ranpo immediately nodded and jumped between your legs. Before he could eat the sweet liquid off of your pussy, you grab onto his hair holding him back. As Ranpo whines, you chuckle at his eagerness
“Open wide,” you order. Ranpo smiled and showed you his tongue. Slowly, you guide him to your clit.
Order Ranpo to mark you: Ranpo willingly acknowledges that he’s not a dominant individual within the bedroom, but he LOVES when your body physically shows that you’re his.  
Don’t get too lost: Ranpo a.d.o.r.e.s. when hickies decorate his neck, stomach, and hips as well.
Willingly buries his face in your pussy: 
Lean against the wall and drape your leg over his shoulder as Ranpo is tongue-length deep in your pussy. Watching your juices drip down his face is a sight you’ll never forget.
Thoroughly enjoys when you run your hands through his hair to pull him further into your cunt. 
“Oh God, you’re doing so good, baby.” You’ll moan as Ranpo drags in tongue over your clit. You tug his head closer indirectly ordering him to suck your pussy harder.
Suck Ranpo’s balls while you’re giving him a hand job. 
Caught up in the fast motions of your hand and the vibration your chuckling on his balls, Ranpo cannot help but moan, “Thank you, y/n.”  
BLINDFOLD HIM: Ranpo will let you do ANYTHING to him.   
Don’t be afraid to have a powerful presence - Say: “If you lay a hand on your cock before I get home, you won’t touch me for a week.” - a.k.a MASTERBATION BAN
O.r.g.a.s.m.         D.e.n.i.a.l. 
I dare you to Tease Ranpo until he’s about to cum. Before he explodes, leave him.   
  Poor Baby...
Try tying Ranpo’s limbs together before denying his release.
R.I.M.J.O.B.S: Ranpo’s Weakness
Please Degrade him while you’re eating his ass. Don’t worry, your hurtful words only add to Ranpo’s pleasure.   
Get’s D.R.U.N.K. on the feeling of your pussy pulsing on his cock. 
As you’re riding him, lean down into his ear, halt your movements, and whisper, “beg me to continue.” 
 “Please, please, please. I’m in love with your pussy and the way you squeeze me. Please don’t stop.”
Cums in your mouth or on your breasts. 
Ranpo also   L.O.V.E.S  being ordered to cum inside of your pussy with your consent. 
Hardly ANY aftercare. I’m sorry, Ranpo will fall asleep immediately. He’s a tired little baby and he isn’t afraid to admit it. 
Yes, he snores.
However, it is a requirement to cuddle after sex because Ranpo loves it. He enjoys being close to you and he needs reassurance that you’re not leaving after sharing such an intimate moment together. 
“I can’t keep my eyes open,” Ranpo will whisper throwing his head back on the pillow.   
“I know, baby. Go to sleep,” You’ll whisper as he begins snoring when his head falls on your shoulder.     
Before Ranpo drifts off to sleep, he will look over into your eyes, smile, and whisper, “Sleep well, I love you.” 
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hy-do · 3 months
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My boy's !💓
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Incorrect BSD-1 [BSDxReader]
Loud speaker: Could a Mr. Kunikida Doppo come to checkout one?
Kunikida: [goes to check out] I'm here is there a problem?
Manager: [points] I think they belong to you
Ranpo and Y/n : We got lost
Kunikida: [pinching the bridge of his nose and looking up] I DIDN'T EVEN BRING YOU ALONG!?!
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