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#rambles and nonsense
benbamboozled · 1 year
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See, I want a Wayne Family Band AU, except they would absolutely 100000% write songs about how each other sucks and then perform them on-stage right alongside THE PEOPLE WHOM THE SONGS ARE ABOUT.
Like, the unhinged toxicity of Fleetwood Mac or the Gallaghers, but non-sexual.
JASON TODD: I fucking hate that guy. You know I wrote “I Hate You Please Die” about him. If he gets within 50 feet of me I’m throwing hands.
INTERVIEWER: You’re actually due on-stage with him in an hour.
JASON TODD: Yeah. And?
***Editor’s Note: Jason Todd was unable to be reached for further comment as he is currently under house arrest for allegedly assaulting Bruce Wayne at Madison Square Garden.
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crows-canvas · 3 months
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Spirit of Justice playthrough post
So I'm currently playing SoJ (duh) and I'll just… use this as a little live reaction thing cus idk
Like omg a magatama bun (im kinda way past this but not too far, just started the trial)
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Also what is up with AA and setting up kids as murderers 😭😭 Like first you have Edgeworth way back in DL-6, then there was Ema back in in SL-9, we had a lucky skip in JfA so congratulations JfA, ALMOST had it be Pearl during Bridge to Turnabout (with the whole masterplot thing), Turnabout Serenade was SO bullshit (i had fun though, seeing 3D orange Gavin was funny), then you had UR-1 being the most fucked up of it all.
And now from what I learned the YOUNGEST defendant to date. He is nine years old!!! His crime is swindling tourists out of easy money at most!!!
But anyway. I forgot when I started SoJ I put Nick in the Furio costume and i got jumpscared
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Looks good though.
woahh this looks cool
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Cant believe im facing Gaspen though, who let his ass be Chief Prosecutor
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Like what the fuck are you WEARING why is your suit made out of gold!!!
“D-Don't lump me in with that lawyer!” Ahlbi im trying to help you… what happened to being nice because of Maya :(
RAYFA IS SO MEAN “The words of a lowly worm such as that are not worth troubling yourselves over.” GIRL 😭
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YAYYYYYYY
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*long drag from a cigarette* here we go again
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“Not this time” he thinks 💀
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“Phew. Well, I'm glad to hear that. I thought I'd have to reassess my assessment of your sanity for a second there…” LFMAOOO
This was incredibly funny btw she tried so hard to damn Phoenix 😭 “heh, that’ll show him…” and he just, “…yeah still just a kid.” (She’s 14)
Why have weird girl assistant when you have weird girl antagonist
Girl what the fuck
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Cant believe i had to point out what a fucking circuit box is but anyway
I bet this dahmalan is the real murder weapon considering that he holds a different one in the trial as the victim was holding the treasure box
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So if the victim had the treasure box then obviously, it couldnt have been the weapon
Yeah i fucking knew it
Oh i cant post anymore images.. sad
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camilleflyingrotten · 2 months
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sleepy-aletheas · 2 months
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Freaky Friday, but the mom and daughter are separated for the whole summer, and they cannot contact each other until the end.
the mom finds out her daughter is aroace and is like "oh fuck, i shouldn't have found out without her telling me herself" and she tries to find out if her daughter's friends are a support net that have her in all the ways she herself cannot be now, because they suuuuck at communication. but she's so happy she doesn't have to pretend to be interested in 16-year-olds and can just chill and help herself understand what kids these days are up to and how she could try to improve by observing what they need now.
The daughter on the other hand finds out her mom has her main job and two art side-projects going on, dealing with a friend's death she didn't know about and going to therapy she thought was just "tea and gossip with a friend". She is absolutely not sure how to act as her mom, cause "how do allosexuals exist????" she can't think about a time her mom was openly interested in anyone, if her praising someone's appearance was just an aesthetic nod or something more, and she's so awkward about it, it just makes Situations.
And then they meet up, and have a heart to heart with the mom going "i couldn't care less about who you like or not, i just need to know that you can always depend on someone, even if it's not me." and the daughter would go "i wish i would have the patience to know that you also need support and not shoulder life alone" and then they switch bodies with a hug.
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deimosatellite · 3 months
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was on namemc cause i was curious if the fishing madness had progressed and
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grian??????? NOW what's happened???
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I don't think we talk enough about the fact every time Shouta has interacted with the public/Press he has looked like this:
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(Not counting the Sports Festival in which he was all covered up.)
And whenever he's interacted with parents or Guardians of the kids, he looked like this:
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Now this is how Shouta usually looks:
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Curly and wild hair, facial hair as well, dark eyebags, he's scared many characters just by his looks. (Ochako, Izuku, etc.)
Shouta is a man that has no care for appearances nor how others view him. And yet, he cleaned up in the name of his kids. He, or someone, straightened his hair, maybe even cut it a bit, he shaved, put on a suit and tie, I even think he could have put make up under his eyes because of the lack of heavier eyebags.
Now, we know this. Old news.
But consider:
There's a real possibility that the kids parents have never met Shouta when he was not dressed up, and do not know him as anything else but that cleaned up version.
Can you imagine you meet your kids teacher, he's quiet but polite and well kept. Very straight to the point and well mannered.
Time goes by, parents evening comes up and you're talking with all the teachers, asking about your kid's grades and such, you ask where the homeroom teacher is, Mr Aizawa, they point across the room, you expect to see that quiet but polite man talking to another parent maybe.
Instead you see a sickly tired looking man, curly hair unbrushed and knotted, he's holding a ugly yellow sleeping bag under his arm. He's drinking out of a jelly packet, next to him is a punk rock guy with the ugliest fucking moustache you've ever seen, and a woman who looks like she's from Victoria Secret.
Tell me you would NOT wonder what the FUCK happened.
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sealapocalyptic · 1 year
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I love how much Ianthe cannot function without a girl best friend and will thus just draft whatever girl is nearby into this role if necessary
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bluerosefox · 2 months
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Our Strengths
"What do we do now? Tucker asked. His voice cracking with stress and worry as he stared at the scene before him not able to look away as his best friend and his family were being dragged out of their home.
Danny cuffed in anti-ghost cuffs and knocked the heck out with a ecto-gun pointed at his skull by one of the GIW agents, they eventually tossed Danny into their van that was parked right outside the Fenton Works. Jazz was pleading, begging them to let her brother go, even though she too was cuffed and not caring that another gun was at her back. Maddie was hissing like angry feral mama cat at the two agents, ignoring the other two that were holding her shoulders to keep her from squirming around and saying "you dare touch a single hair on my babies I will rip-" before she too was lead away to the GIW van. The last to come out was Jack and he looked haunted and stressed, and despite being a huge guy he was trying to make himself look small. He too was sent into the van, and one of the last things Tucker could see before the doors close was Jack kneeling down next to Danny and going to cradle him but being stopped by the GIW agent in the van.
Sam chewed on her lip, her eyes wide and wild as she tried to think of... well anything to save her friend and his family from this.
To think Vlad would be so petty after Danny finally told his parents about being Phantom and them accepting and loving him regardless and even apologizing for trying to hurt him that he would go and tattle to the GIW about Phantom.
Danny hadn't even told them about Vlad being a halfa either. Not even a bit. All Danny told them was that Vlad made him super uncomfortable. About how the guy seemed obsessed with his mom but seemed to be shifting his obsession to him.
And for once Jack listened, especially after Maddie finally told him the times the man flirted with her and had even tried getting her to leave Jack. With only Danny. No mention of Jazz, only Danny.
After that Jack turned papa bear mode.
Say what you will about Jack Fenton but his love for his family outweighs any kind of friendship.
So yeah Vlad finding himself being 'cut out' of the Fenton's lives, realizing the only times he could even get close to Maddie and Danny was because Jack was always welcoming to him, and finding out Jack point blank said he no longer wanted him around his family, he raged and decided to get back at Danny was to go tell the GIW about him being Phantom.
No doubt the creep was going to show up later, 'save' them and start making demands or indebt them to him.
And now here they were. The Fenton's, after being told about Phantom, were being unjustified hauled away by the GIW while all of Amity watches from the streets and despite the protest from, mostly teens, Amity Parkers no one could do anything with both weapons pointed at them or the 'law' decree.
Closing her eyes, Sam took a breath. When she opened them back up she finally looked away as the van and the rest of the GIW began to leave, her hands clutched so tight that her knuckles were turning a deadly white. When she finally released her grip she felt something in her hand.
Confused, Sam opened her hand and gasped as she recognized a familiarish green sticky note and words written in purple ink. She's never read any of the sticky notes CW would send Danny but she has seen them appear out of no where.
She read the note, ignoring Tuckers questioning, and once done she snapped her head to look at him. It was so fast that Tucker jumped for a second. Her eyes were alight with a new found kindle of hope, determination, and a plan.
"Sam? What is it?" Tucker finally asked once more, he had a feeling whatever she had in mind was going to be insane but if it sent by CW and meant to save his best friend he'd do it.
"We play into our strengths and get some help." She said as she brought the sticky note up for him to see.
"Help? From who?" Tucker asked as he took the note and instantly noticed the drawn symbols on the bottom. When he snapped his head back up to look at Sam his mouth fell open and he said in shock, awe, and disbelief "No. No way. Them? But I thought-"
"Gonna stop you right there Tucker. Remember what Dani told us last month? About that new under the radar teen hero group?" Sam cut in.
"OOoooh. Them.... Yeah I can totally get behind asking them over asking the adults." Tucker responded, his mind coming up with a plan as the sticky note words played into his head 'Use your strengths'
"Good we have no time to loose. I'll contact Dani to find out where we can find their base, you get ready to hack and find what you can so I can use it to help... persuade them into helping us."
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Young Justice was having a normal, well as normal as a bunch of super-powered and very well trained teens could have day.
Or at least it was until their comms and entire system were hacked by an unknown hacker, a goth girl appearing on their main sceen and her saying this
"Hey, Young Justice right? Look I'll be blunt about this. We need help, our best friend and his family got taken by some shady government jerks that wanna experiment on him and we need to save them. It's a long story. However, we do not like the JL too much and don't trust them, we have our reasons, so to make sure you don't go crying to them, we're taking your systems hostage and blackmailing you with things our hacker found out." Her eyes narrowed at them, her face in a scowl and it left no room for negotiations at all, she was determined to get things her way "So that's the deal. Help us save our best friend and his family while not letting the JL know, and we let go of your systems and forget about what we found out."
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misc-obeyme · 1 month
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Been thinking about the whole “demons should act more like demons” discussion and… maybe accidentally wrote a drabble that turned into that but uh…
Anyway, what do you suppose that involves exactly? Because my first instinct was that the demons actively try to tempt/corrupt humans. Like the traditional purpose of demons is to tempt humans to sin so their souls end up in hell, right?
But then in canon we know demons will also eat humans.
So is demons being more demonic when they actively kill, eat, and/or tempt humans?
Or are we talking more about how they are amongst themselves? Like you think maybe they fight a lot? Perhaps originally it was every demon for themselves and so they might fight due to the competition of who can corrupt more souls?
I just think that considering it’s Diavolo’s entire goal to unite the three worlds, the demons can’t really do that stuff, you know? The human world won’t want to participate in such unity if the denizens of the Devildom are regularly tormenting them, right?
There’s also the fact that most humans seem to be ignorant of the Devildom & CR, so maybe the rule is you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not a human who knows stuff. Like sorcerers and what have you.
Who do you think Diavolo has been discussing unity with in the human world? Solomon? Various world leaders? Some kinda head witch? What school did the demon exchange students go to? The Sorcerer’s Society perhaps?
I shouldn’t be thinking about this stuff it’s gonna make me spiral.
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insomniac-ships · 2 years
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I wish more people understood that you can have hard limits and boundaries when it comes to fictional content you enjoy without insinuating that anyone who doesn't share similar opinions is some kind of freak/pervert/monster.
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ruuinxs · 6 months
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i think saiki is so bad at making passwords. he’s probably sitting there at his computer like “123four56#” and the rest of his friend group watches him type it in and they’re shocked. jaw dropped. and he’s like. what’s the point of a password. if someone steals my laptop i will simply kill them.
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crumbztoast · 2 years
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he be ramblin
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sleepinglionhearts · 2 months
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Thinkin' 'bout girl Zoro
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scatterbrainedbot · 7 months
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the trouble with being the one who survives is you must keep on doing it
inspired directly by @onionninjasstuff 's heart wrenching comic of Future Donnie's death (read it!!)
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Despite the rumors and the appearance, you may find that Ronal Speirs...
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Can actually be kinda soft!!
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