#late night nonsense posting

[misc-obeyme]

I know we all like to think that Solomon probably has a back up plan for making MC immortal, but do you ever consider how he would be if MC just stayed mortal and aged normally?

He notices when they start to get little aches and pains. He sees the streaks of grey that start to show up in their hair. In the blink of an eye, they're using a cane and their entire head is silver - just like his.

You know he would dote on them in their older years. He would make them special canes or walkers. He would make them potions to help with arthritis. He would come up with magical ways to deal with all the inconveniences of their aging body.

He would find ways to help them with their day to day without making them feel like they're too old to be independent.

Solomon would cherish those years. Every day he would have these complicated feelings about it. Yes, he's watching his adorable apprentice, the one he loves, grow old, leading inevitably to their death. But he's also seeing them experience a phase of life that he will never get to. And all the while, they'll still be younger than him by thousands of years.

And I think that for as long as it exists, he would visit MC's grave. Probably yearly, on the anniversary of the day he lost them.

There's been a lot of speculation about that card where he's crying at someone's grave and who that grave belongs to. But what if that grave is ours?

#sorry for this #I'm in a weird mood tonight #questioning a lot of things about life #thinking about death #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #om solomon #solomon obey me #misc rambles

[goblin-enjoyer]

Normalize the tf2 mercs as being absolute genetic freaks of nature under the hood. Medic is crazy and we know he gets paid good so he’s probably got lots of bits in his bin if you know what I mean.

Pyro is straight up nonhuman. Pyro is a fire elemental that the Mann brothers have bound to a hazmat suit and medic made a real boy by giving them meat. Not making her a human body mind you, but rather every time he gets damaged, instead of bursting into flames meat forms around the wound and it bleeds instead of letting the inner crea tur out.how? Wizard. Moving on.

Soldier has massive lungs that make him 20% more louder. If he was smarter he could probably echolocate his way around. That or sound attacks idk he eats wizard pills he could have hollow bones for all I know. Sure he has hallow bones now for rocket jumping. Im the one typing I get to make nonsense on the fly.

Medic put pigeon dna in scout and that’s how he makes his trademark milk-like substance. How this happens you may ask? Scout saw medics doves have sex while getting his second Uber heart surgery and said “man I wish I could pick up chicks that well” and medic said “good idea I will help you with this” and then looked at the camera and smirked. The administrator does not spectate medics lab/operation room/dove breeding center anymore. Also scouts immune to radiation due to all the bonk he ingests, though sometimes he does become radioactive sometimes. 

We already know that demoman’s body creates alcohol and that he has a ghost eye, but did you know that if you shoot him with some sort of piercing explosive round he will combust into flames. I… I couldn’t really think of anything for demoman I don’t play him as much.

Engineer always wishes he could have kids, but doesn’t want to have sex. That and he removed most of his reproductive/unnecessary/extra/mid organs with machine parts like 30 years ago. So after the events of the games and comics where everyone is happy and junk, he teams up with medic to make himself some half robot half human half whatever dell conagher is at that point at time children. He asks if medic ever want kids he can do the same for him but he declines as at this point in time he has perfected the art of male impregnation.(on various ape parts) dell is a great father and yes I added this part because the whole humanized sentry thing that went around a while ago touched my heart because despite the words of almost every engineer main everywhere I get so attached to the sentries I build that I die a little bit inside every time I die and my buildings get sapped and I have to just watch as my babies get destroyed. I get too attached to my buildings to play engineer

Heavy doesn’t stop growing, similar to that of a reptile. His skin is as thick as a rhinos. He hibernates for a month in summer because I said so. He has accidentally killed/crushed medic before and is now eternally cautious when in bed with him. Medic doesn’t mind, he knows what he’s gotten himself into. Heavy can also talk to birds like a Disney princess. Medic didn’t add any bird parts for this to happen he just was always like this.

Sniper can dislocate every bone in his body and go through cracks that are at least the size of his head. He will use this to show up in the most unexpected places imaginable. Is legally classified as an tardigrade in some places due to his ability to be fine in almost any place (volcano,Arctic,sewer system, a walk in closet so large it took him 5 weeks to get out, space that one time). Can go up to a year without eating (the team found this out at the same time they figured out the space thing). Swallows things whole.

Spy can shift his flesh around to disguise as almost anything, keeps the mass and weight though. Breaths mostly through his skin so he doesn’t cough due to his decrepit lungs. Was hit by a car once. Doesn’t have anything to do with the subject matter of the tf2 mercs being freakish beings with human skin but I just wanted to include it here.

Medic. What isn’t medic? The only thing consistent with his biology is that he can regenerate somehow. He alters his body so much that it is roughly equivalent to 1 tyranid hive fleet and 2,million ork painboys.(the tf2 mercs would be more likely to work for the orks than to ever work for one of the human factions in 40k and I just needed to get that off my chest) This is how he manages to get away with all the things he’s done. Banned from this continent? Just become a new person who’s not banned from that continent and presto you’re good! The laws don’t account for the ship of Theseus!

#midnight brainrot #man I love posting nonsense late at night #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #sniper tf2 #scout tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #did I tag this right? I’m not good at tagging things

[bearotonin-international]

whyyy no sleepies for the team?? the team is in bed trying to do the sleepies but the sleepies are evading us boooo

#The team is TRYING to sleep #But the team’s brain won’t turn off #so alas here we are late night bear posting #And talking in complete and utter nonsense #because tired and cranky but no sleep even tho want and try to sleep #Boooo

[aphelea]

if i was sophie i would become one of those supernatural investigators with a youtube channel except i would get my elf friends to be the "supernatural creatures" using their abilities. ignore the neverseen and join my youtube channel sort of thing

#biana could haunt any building she wants to #kotlc #late night keeper nonsense posting time again everyone

[puella-peanut]

Another day, another picture of TIG towering over everyone else without evening trying. And he’s not even standing straight either, trying to tilt and angle himself to appear a more socially acceptable height. I can’t with this giant man, lmao.

Out here making Billy (6’0) and Marty (6’2) look fun sized! As for little Ralph…bless him, he barely makes it to TIG’s shoulder height, and the man’s not even standing straight. 😭🥹

#damn tiggy towering over everyone again! #at least “just a little guy” ralphie lives up to his favorite phrase… #cobra Kai #thomas ian griffith #william zabka #ralph macchio #martin kove #in which i post my nonsense #sweep the leg #to the late night double feature picture show

[drealovesxenomorphs]

Hello, passersby...

I do not post often, but if I do then it is an appreciation post, a mood board, or headcanon essays (when I want to say something, I have a lot to say. Be warned.)

...Honestly, I just reblog stuff I like 99% of the time. (Not like this is a common occurrence, but I'm fine with mass reblogging/liking if you were nervous ☺️)

What I like + tags...

Team Fortress 2: #team fortress 2

Madness Combat: #madness combat

OFF: #off game

Hotline Miami: #hotline miami

Big Hero 6: #big hero 6

Invader Zim: #invader zim

Fanboy and Chum Chum: #fbacc

Eddsworld: #eddsworld

Robot and Monster: #robot and monster

Postal/Dude: #postal

Doki Doki Literature Club: #ddlc

AlfaOxtrot: #alfaoxtrot

NationSquid: #nationsquid

Tomska and Friends: #tomska

Music! (specifically into Fall Out Boy rn): #songs

Vaporwave (music + aesthetic): #a e s t h e t i c

The saviors of my week

#monday morning [tadashi]

#tuesday late night [deimos]

#wednesday midday [beard]

#thursday noon [gianni]

#friday night [johnnie]

Important Miscellaneous Tags

#my headcanons

#aesthetic board

#i'm just speaking nonsense

#appreciation post

#doodles

#<333

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♡ Feel free to talk about whatever you want! I'm all ears :D

♡ Requests: I accept requests, such as aesthetic/mood boards + doodles :> You can send in a character request based on the fandoms mentioned, but honestly feel free to ask for anyone in general (it might take a while, but I'll complete your request.)

♡ Though I have traversed Tumblr for years now, this is my first ever blog. If there is something missing or something about my blog looks iffy, please let me know. I take constructive criticism, and I want everything to be fairly organized.

#anyways thanks for reading #hope you enjoy your stay! #team fortress 2 #invader zim #<333 #madness combat #eddsworld #off game #hotline miami #big hero 6 #robot and monster #postal #postal dude #alfaoxtrot #nationsquid #tomska #songs #monday morning [tadashi] #tuesday late night [deimos] #a e s t h e t i c #wednesday midday [beard] #thursday noon [gianni] #friday night [johnnie] #my headcanons #aesthetic board #i'm just speaking nonsense #appreciation post #doodles #fbacc #ddlc

[runway-houses-city-clouds]

“power's gone, binary friend”

hip-albatross -> runway-houses-city-clouds

have i reached post limit? no :D

hi i'm julian/hyperdrama/electricityscape/qyurryus! i'm a transmasc voidzgender genderhoarder and like. a robot-cross-spaceshipthing. i'm also gay, autosexual & autoromantic! i also have adhd & autism.

my main pronoun sets are: he/him/his, void/void/voidz and it/its. i also use any technology or computer themed emoji or neopronouns but go check out my pronouns page for more because i'm pronounfluid. don't use they/them for me.

also, go check out @artsyaech , xaer so cool!

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links & sideblogs:

my don't look tag (please look at this if we're mutuals)

my pronouns.page

my last.fm

my spotify

my pinterest (this is mainly me being completely normal about musicians i like so uh. yeag

im not gonna openly give it out, but if we're mutuals feel free to ask for my discord! also. if we're not mutuals please don't dm me it makes me nervous so i probably won't reply 👍

@ramblings-of-an-autosexual - my autosexuality focused sideblog

@julians-gender-hoard - the rest of my genders

@sugar-and-vice-mogai - my coining sideblog

@record-kisser - objectum blog

@r0b0t-after-all - my kin sideblog

@is-this-a-strokes-reference & @is-this-a-justice-reference - exactly what it sounds like 👍

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things i like

currently hyperfixated on: the strokes, and all of their side projects (but especially machinegum) and solo work, justice (the band) & tame impala (please talk to me about them please i am begging)

i like music! my favourite artists at the moment are: The Voidz, The Strokes, Tame Impala, Justice, SebastiAn, Daft Punk, TWRP, machinegum, Blur (8/7/23), CRX, The Cure (6/12/22), Albert Hammond Jr., Gorillaz, Simian (kinda? i like one album by them lmao) Elbow, Nation of Language, The Chemical Brothers and Little Joy!

other things i like are:

interstella 5555, daft punk's electroma, the matrix films (not in a weird way i just like watching keanu reeves doing cool stuff lmao), neon genesis evangelion & the end of evangelion, the hitchhikers guide book series, terry pratchett's discworld, good omens (the book and the series), and old tech and computery stuff!

(this user misses daft punk userbox by @/songuserbox, robot userbox by @/colibrichorus, machinegum one by @/burntoutuserboxes)

DNI:

terfs, racists,transphobes/homophobes, anti neopronouns/xenogenders, anti-otherkin/therians/alterhumans, radqueers, transid/transx, maps/nomaps, zionist/anti-palestine

#about me #pinned post #runway's rambles #runway's replies #runway's polls #julian's faves #puters! #saving this just in case #late night nonsense

[scaredgirlsilly]

actually horrifying that i gotta talk to people to get to know them

what if i ask them a question and they hate me forever

#late night anxieties i was wondering where you were!!!!!!!! #god this shit sucks #also the post is nonsense on purpose #i KNOW that it doesnt make any sense but i still cant help but think it #idk im just so scared people think im annoying #like i know i can be alot sometimes #and especially when i have literally no life like #idk i just wanna keep talking to people they are like the only transfems i know #and like. they are all just so FUCKING COOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #and i wanna hang out with them and talk but they live super far away and i have the social skills of a wet napkin #idk whatever

[desertsportshipping]

Wes had to know. He was Team Snagem's top member, he had to be aware of their alliance with Cipher. He had to know that the Pokemon he stole would be abused to be turned into Shadow Pokemon, especially since Team Snagem members were given some.

He was okay with it. At the end of the day, all he cared about were himself and Espeon and Umbreon. As long as the three of them were alright, Wes didn't give a shit about anyone else.

Until they wanted to turn Espeon and Umbreon into Shadow Pokemon. That was the last straw. He blew up the base (you cannot tell me that all the Snagem members made it out in time and that Wes gave a shit) and bailed, taking the small Snag Machine with him as insurance. Since the Snag Machine was fragile, anyone wanting to take it from him would have to be careful not to break it.

It was sheer coincidence that he ran into Rui. The only reason he agreed to accompany her was because Umbreon and Espeon insisted. She wanted to rescue the Shadow Pokemon, the Pokemon that he'd helped create, and heal them.

Rui was aware that he was an ex member of Team Snagem, but she wasn't aware about his direct hand in the creation of Shadow Pokemon. She was aware of the destruction of the Snagem Hideout, but she told herself that her gallant hero wouldn't have let the explosions kill anyone (even though they definitely did).

Over the course of their travels, Rui rubbed off on Wes, and he found himself opening up. Not to Rui (a little bit to Rui, but he doesn't realize it), but to his Pokemon. It really sank in once he was at the Shadow Pokemon lab, and could see the torture Pokemon had to go through to become Shadow Pokemon.

Wes never vocalizes the growing guilt he's feeling to Rui, or the fact that he's been aware of Cipher and their plans for a while. At first it was because he believed it was none of her business, but then it was because he didn't want to disappoint her and burst whatever image she has in her head of him, and he feels it's a part of his atonement for his part in hurting so many Pokemon.

But then, at the top of Realgam Tower, Gonzap spills everything. About how Team Snagem was working with Cipher to supply with them Pokemon, and about how Wes was complicit and didn't give a shit until they wanted to turn his Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon.

Rui, unable to reconcile this information with the boy she'd been traveling with, runs away. She leaves Wes to fight Gonzap and the beginning of the Realgam Challenge on his own. She also finds it much harder to push away the fact that Wes has killed, and if pressed definitely would again.

Silva talks some sense into her, and she comes to the realization that while Team Snagem Wes and her friend Wes are the same person, he has changed over the course of their journey (she also justified the murders in her head by saying that those deaths were necessary for Wes to escape, she still doesn't like it but she understands it). So she goes up to reunite with Wes, and help him defeat Cipher.

She apologized for running away, but their friendship never fully recovered after that.

When Rui left for Unova, Wes ran himself into the ground, clinging to the title she had given him of "Champion of Orre." Duking put his foot down, giving him everything he needed to leave Orre and have a clean slate in another region.

When he arrived at Galar, he found himself wandering the Wild Areas aimlessly, until he helped an injured Rookidee return to its mother. That's when he decided he'd become the protector of the wild Pokemon in Galar, the first time he'd had a purpose he chose for himself.

Finally, away from Orre, he could exit survival mode and start to heal.

#anyways enjoy my late night brain dump #I've been ruminating this for a while and it all collected into this #leon is the first one to recognize that wes was a teenager in survival mode who was raised by a gang #leon: Wes is not responsible for anything he did in orre #Sonia: he killed a lot of people when he blew up that building. #leon: he. is. not. responsible. #leon swings too far in the opposite direction and is a massive apologist #but with the amount of guilt wes is carrying from his rediscovered morals #leon is what wes needs #also i may make another long post like this about how i envision the Snag Machine working #but short answer is that Wes needs a lot of blood transfusions #anyways enjoy my nonsense #another installment in “shadow pokemon are a metaphor for abuse and Wes”

[lokislittlesigyn]

dungeons & dragons & diners & dive-ins & dives. is this anything

#im so sorry #4am posting #late night posts #i do not control the brain #guy fieri #dnd #nonsense

[napping-sapphic]

Glad i was feeling it last night💀 i’ve gotta start drafting my post-midnight posts from now on

#i remember making that post in that i remember being very tired and crying over how much i love other gay people #my brain was like: i GOTTA express this somehow #im glad yall vibed with it though #me 🤝 you guys <-loving sapphic people so so much #i dont mind my late night dramatic posts so much since you guys seem to like them #im just not normally that emotional so i get a little embarrassed lol #so i’ll probably start drafting them and reviewing them when im awake before they get posted lol #thank u for putting up with my nonsense😅 #rest assured that even when im not making random nonsense posts about how much i love you i still love you #just with a little less tears and overdramatics💀💀

[misc-obeyme]

Been thinking about the whole “demons should act more like demons” discussion and… maybe accidentally wrote a drabble that turned into that but uh…

Anyway, what do you suppose that involves exactly? Because my first instinct was that the demons actively try to tempt/corrupt humans. Like the traditional purpose of demons is to tempt humans to sin so their souls end up in hell, right?

But then in canon we know demons will also eat humans.

So is demons being more demonic when they actively kill, eat, and/or tempt humans?

Or are we talking more about how they are amongst themselves? Like you think maybe they fight a lot? Perhaps originally it was every demon for themselves and so they might fight due to the competition of who can corrupt more souls?

I just think that considering it’s Diavolo’s entire goal to unite the three worlds, the demons can’t really do that stuff, you know? The human world won’t want to participate in such unity if the denizens of the Devildom are regularly tormenting them, right?

There’s also the fact that most humans seem to be ignorant of the Devildom & CR, so maybe the rule is you can do whatever you want as long as it’s not a human who knows stuff. Like sorcerers and what have you.

Who do you think Diavolo has been discussing unity with in the human world? Solomon? Various world leaders? Some kinda head witch? What school did the demon exchange students go to? The Sorcerer’s Society perhaps?

I shouldn’t be thinking about this stuff it’s gonna make me spiral.

#too late for that #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #misc rambles

[bearotonin-international]

aren't you ever gonna get beared of late night bear posting?

oh we absolutely are tired and beared of the late night bearposting nonsense. tragically however we do not possess the power to put an end to it

#oh how we hate this nonsense #go to bed team PLEASE #PLEAASSSEEEE #no more late night bear posting

[mrburnsnuclearpussy]

I went to put the chickens to bed and I kid you not there are two worms fighting out there

#this is not a meme or nonsense post like legit there is a huge earth worm and a thinner orange one wrestling on the path? not even anywhe- #-anywhere near soil or the veggie patches? how did they get there #and there were two slugs both surrounding them and heading towards the fight? #the little worm was wrapping around the big one and the big one seemed to be trying to free itself #and yes the small one was deffo a worm because I could see very clearly with the torch and very close up #whatta going on #i didn’t pick them up to give the hens a late night snack because i don’t know what’s going on with these things #there was also a tiny baby slug on the big worm?

[chimerillaneous]

If Christmas is going to continuously encroach further and further into November then I think Halloween should too. Normalize leaving your spooky decorations out past the thirty-first when you see someone putting up their lights or tree early.

#halloween #christmas #holiday cage match #late night nonsense #I have been fretting about what my first post would be for too long #so to take the pressure off I am making is this

[finiffy]

...i guess I should also post this too, you people will only get a screenshot

based on this photo Raisin sent me

#fin talks nonsense #posting this late at night in hopes that not many people will see this