#ra incorrect quotes

[araluenrangerdanger]

Halt, chilling with his 45th coffee

Arald: Halt, are you alright?

Halt: I like having six heartbeats for the price of one

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[furaisuu]

Will: traps a wasp under a cup

Gilan: appears and sets down 2 more cups

Will: No Gilan…

Gilan: starts to shuffle them

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[tallbrownhairsarcastic]

Gilan: Halt isn’t answering their phone
Will: I’ll call
Gilan: Horace and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Halt: Hello?

#we all know Will is the favorite child #ra #rangers apprentice #will treaty #halt o'carrick #horace altman #gilan davidson #ra incorrect quotes #ra memes

[vilewile]

Halt: I don't make mistakes. I create teachable moments.

#ranger's apprentice #halt o'carrick #ra incorrect quotes

[rangerangel]

Horace: "Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!"

Will: "Horace."

Horace: "What?"

Horace: "HEY--"

#ra #rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #ra incorrect quotes #I'm sure this has been done before #but this was exactly their dynamic at 15 and 45

[an1d10t]

Halt: Gilan, this is not a fashion show. I don’t even spend 10 minutes on getting ready.

Gilan, looking absolutely gorgeous: clearly

Everyone: in shocked silence

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[solarishashernoseinabook]

Crowley: are you sure being a Ranger is the best thing for Gilan, Halt? He's lived a privileged life so far

Halt: I went from a privileged life of nobility to being a Ranger and I turned out fine

Crowley: you're not fine halt

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[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Harley trying to cheer up Robin

Harley: Don’t worry, you’re going to be fine.

Harley: You come from a strong line of lunatics!

Damian: *thinking of his family history, from both sides

Damian: That is actually quite reassuring???

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[demiboydemon]

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[p1nkshield]

Dick in passing: Dami, I think the next time Ra’s tries something I think you should call him peepaw instead of Grandfather.

Damian:…

Dick: just to see what happens.

Later during a fight

Damian: For the last time peepaw, I will never return to your side!

Ra’s: You are gravely mist-… what?

Damian:…

Ra’s:…

Dick is just bird laughing in the distance while taking out assassins.

Crying and absolutely howling, clutching his stomach while bodying ninjas.

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[araluenrangerdanger]

Duncan: it says here on your resume that you are very creative

Halt: yes, Your Majesty

Duncan: what kind of things do you create?

Halt: problems

#ranger's apprentice #halt o'carrick #king duncan #ra incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mine

[brucewaynehater101]

How the BruceQuest Went (paraphrased for humor)

Tim: "Bruce is alive."

Dick: "We've literally recovered his body with DNA proof."

Tim: "I have evidence."

Dick: "Yeah?"

Tim: *holds up a painting*

Dick: "..."

~~~

Tim: *minding his own business (and stealing a lot)*

Ra's: "Hey." *slides over resources*

Tim: "Didn't you just try to kill me?"

Ra's: "I knew they wouldn't succeed."

Tim: "..."

Tim: "Fair enough."

~~~

Tim: *gets stabbed*

Tim: "Bruce would have handled this so much better than me."

~~~

Tim: *wakes up and notices things are a little green*

White Ghost: "Hey."

Tim: "Did you McDip me?"

White Ghost: *considers quitting*

Tim: "Nah. Never mind."

~~~

Ra's: "Destroy the Spiders."

Tim: "No."

Ra's: *pulls out Tam*

Tim: "Fair enough."

~~~

Tim: *blows up Ra's bases*

Ra's: *surprise Pikachu face*

Tim: "Shouldn't have given me access to your systems."

Ra's: "Hmm... Alright."

Tim: *gets a bad feeling* "Now wait a minute..."

~~~

Tim: *perfectly plans out countering Ra's*

Ra's: *has a sword and a foot perfect for kicking people out of windows*

Tim: "Whelp... at least Bruce would be proud of me."

~~~

Dick: "How'd you know that I'd catch you from falling out a window even though I wasn't supposed to be over there and merely rushed over when I had a feeling?"

Tim: "I was for sure planning on your brotherly instincts. Good job."

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[tallbrownhairsarcastic]

Halt: I think we're missing something. 
Gilan: Teamwork? 
Will: Cohesion? 
Horace: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[vilewile]

Halt: My relationship with the King is based on trust and understanding - I don't trust him and he doesn't understand me.

#ranger's apprentice #ra incorrect quotes #king duncan #halt o'carrick

[yourhighness6]

Shadow Weaver: I have raised Catra and Adora to be so strong

Glimmer: You fucked up some perfectly good lesbians is what you did. Look at them. They've got anxiety.

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