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i just read for an hour bc it's raining

it isn't even raining anymore i was just so focused on reading

anyway hi i'm back

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My brain wants me to cry so now you guys will too

Halt, walking into Crowleys tent during the gathering: "Oh, are you looking through reports right now?"

Crowley: "Yeah, I'm actually on a report from Gilan at the moment!"

Crowley: (starts describing the report, pretend it's something super impressive idk)

Halt: "Wait, really?"

Halt: (grabs the report)

Halt: "Oh, he's done so much, hasn't he?"

(Halt continues reading over the report, Crowley kinda just watches him while smiling?)

Halt: "I always knew he'd go far"

#kore I’m at dinner with my family and exchange student #no

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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Hibernia is apparently a tulip

#rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #Hibernia

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Halt: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?  Crowley: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*  Crowley: I didn’t hear it.

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Halt in a room with Will, Gilan and Horace: It’s calm in here. 

Halt: It scares me…

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Crowley: Halt!! We have a very serious marriage problem

Halt: Bur we aren’t married?

Crowley: Exactly. That problem needs to be fixed NOW.

Halt:…

#interesting way to propose

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today i am absolutely crying with laughter over the idea of rangers with seasonal allergies.

sniffly, sneezy, miserable rangers who get sinus headaches and avoid people as much as possible so they don’t lose their “rangers are black magicians” rumours due to a poorly stopped sneeze giving them away.

terrifying rangers who lose their voices and sound like they’re chewing gravel when they demand bandits put down their weapons.

rangers who look constantly furious because their eyes are dry and blurry so they’re glaring and squinting at everything but can still somehow hit targets with their arrows.

and then it rains, and the pollen gets mostly knocked out of the air, suddenly the rangers with allergies are all back out in force, and rumours begin to not commit crimes on rainy spring nights, least the rangers somehow invariably discover you and hunt you down with supreme vengeance.

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Halt to Gilan: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

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Halt is crazy strong, and it’s like only seen in the second book?! Like he tosses people in moats with one hand and stuff, but most importantly- he draws a 130lb warbow?! Like it’s the only time this bow is mentioned is in The Burning Bridge, when he’s tossing what’s his face.

“But Halt’s hands, arms, shoulders, and back were condition by years of drawing the massive longbow (should be warbow), with its pull weight of sixty kilos.”

And Halt can loose several arrows in a second, an already impressive enough feat as it is, more so with a 90lb bow, but 130lbs?! Like- he’s pulling back a pre-teen 2-3 times in such a short span of time?! He can do this without any fatigue?? Exactly how fucking strong is this man that he can draw 130lbs smoother than I do 45?! What is the most Halt could draw comfortably for hours on end?! 200lbs plus?! Joe Gibbs and Mark Stretton can barely draw that more than a dozen times?! And they’re like the big people in the heavy bow world.

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Can you do Ferris for the character opinion bingo pls? It would be so cool bc idk how I feel about him yet

I don't like him. He was mean to my husband :(

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I’m sobbing yesterday I put curly hair on gel into my hair and fell asleep with hair wet and now the upper part of my hair has beautiful, perfect curls and the lower part just looks straight

Which means that I look like a cuboid cone and I can’t do shit about it and I’m going to spent time in Amsterdam with judgmental teenagers

#I don’t really like this

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OOOO please do Halt for the character opinion bingo! no pressure tho <3

Haha BINGO. If anyone was going to get me a bingo it would be him

If you can't tell I love him

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Find the Ranger(s) LOL

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Alyss: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-  Will: *blushes* What are your thoughts?  Alyss: The fourth sentence-  Will: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-  Alyss: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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only just finished the early years and MY GOD I need to be in a threesome with halt and crowley

x

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just ra things 🍂

#ranger's apprentice #will treaty #halt o’carrick