Regulus happily: Good morning Professor!
Minerva concerned: Good morning Mr. Black...
Barty: Why are you so happy?
Evan: What happened?
Regulus offended: Am I not allowed to just be happy?
Pandora: Sirius fell down the stairs.
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📌 "pressure is kinda my thing." 🔍
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we are so back baby
hello dimension 20 fans, have some riz art because i love him so dearly and he is my favorite fictional character ever lol
also probably my favorite art piece in recent drawings it just looks SO pleasing. no yeah most definitely my favorite it looks so clean
probably gonna turn this into a charm/keychain for myself, at least a sticker for my collection! if more people are interested in that lmk and maybe i'll consider buying in bulk and selling em if i can lol
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reblogs > likes, but any interaction is appreciated :D! tysm for seeing my art regardless :]!
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"In the marketplace of ideas, certainty and confidence will always find eager buyers. But that doesn't mean that they are always true."
Professor Goodbad | Fantasy High: Junior Year #3: Not All Who Wanda Are Lost
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No one wanted it, but I am delivering yet another low effort shitpost in the form of the sequel to this post! This one’s got additional buttons + a hat that I found, so please, enjoy Cursed Buttons and T-Shirts and A Hat I Think The Characters From My Favorite Show, The Powerpuff Girls, Would Maybe Wear: Part II.
Mojo Jojo:
Professor Utonium:
Roach Coach:
Sedusa:
The Boogie Man:
Major Glory and the rest of AWSM after the events of Members Only:
Ace of the Gangreen Gang:
Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Grubber of the Gangreen Gang:
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Huntsmen of the Caribbean pt 2:
Jaune: *pushed to his knees by Tyrian and Hazel*
Salem: *steps close and leans down towards Jaune’s face*
Salem: …
Salem: …do you fear death…? 👿
Jaune: 😨
Jaune: Uh…Roman Torchwick sent me to settle his debt…?
Salem: …Roman Torchwick…?
Salem: *turns and looks directly at the spot where Roman is hiding a mile away*
Roman: *looking through binoculars* 😨
Roman: *quickly lowers binoculars*
Salem: *standing right in front of him* 😠
Roman: 😱
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Clover: *pacing the decks of huge warship* Say, what’s that?
Vernal/Shay D Man: *slowly rowing in a tiny boat, dressed in frilly gowns and bonnets*
Shay: *waves handkerchief at warship* Yoo-Hoo! 😘
Vernal: *pulling the oars* Stop doing that! I feel like an idiot in these outfits!
Shay: At least you look pretty for once!
Vernal: …
Vernal: 🤬
Vernal: *strangles Shay from behind*
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Tyrian: *kicks Jaune back* I’m going to teach you the meaning of “pain!”
Ruby: You like pain?
Tyrian: *simultaneously hit by a spear and scythe*
Pyrrha: …try wearing a corset! 😠
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Qrow: *dramatically leaps atop a wall to make his escape*
Qrow: *pauses* …Jaune…?
Jaune: Yes, Qrow?
Qrow: …nice hair!
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Jacques: You can fight, and you will all die…
Jacques: …or you can surrender, and only most of you will die!
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Raven: Bring forth the nine pieces of eight!
Ghira/Raven/Maria/Adam/Roman/Sienna/Ozpin/Junior: *pull out assorted knickknacks from their pockets and toss them in ceremonial bowl*
Vernal: …wait, those aren’t pieces of eight! They’re pieces of junk!
Taiyang: …yes, well, when the first Brethren Court originally met, they planned on using enchanted pieces of eight, but unfortunately they were, to a one, completely broke!
Taiyang: …so they had to make do with what they had!
Vernal: …so change the name!
Taiyang: To what? The “Nine Pieces Of Whatever We Happened To Have In Our Pockets At The Time?”
Taiyang: Oh, yes, that sounds very piratey!
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okay, my phone started buffering right after Siobhan told Murph that she wants him to find the Rogue teacher, and I have to say before I watch anything else that if Riz does not find the rogue teacher BRENNAN i will cry because he earned it fair and square BRENNAN before you even mentioned anything about the last stand B R E N N A N so if he doesn't find the rogue teacher BRENNAN i will riot because he deserves it BRENNAN
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Barty: say yes to drugs.
Lucius: say no to drugs.
Severus: it doesn't matter what you tell drugs...
Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs
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