#probably weird

[highdensityrabbitsituation]

amazing that the world cup final didn't kill me. the drama. the plot twists. the penalties, the extra time, the penalties. literally everyone on the field crying. my heart rate still hasn't settled

#don't have strong feelings about the goat thing but it was nice to see argentina so happy #france's team is young; they won four years ago and in four years they'll probably dominate again #and tbh for the first 80 minutes they did not play well it must be said #kylian mbappe is so good we should all be scared #man's 23. he probably has three world cups left #emi hernandez is a maniac also #it's so funny how many random mid-table prem teams now have world cup winners playing for him #also i wonder what the vibes at PSG are going to be like once everyone gets back #probably weird #anyway. i love soccer a lot!!!!! #part time liverpool blog #we get konate back finally. missed him

[hannie03]

Days left: 23

Spent a bit of time in bondage while studying this evening. Is it weird that restraints made me feel calmer?

#Probably Weird

[gourmet-trash]

every time i see a new comment or note or kudos or tag on a thing i wrote, i mentally turn into a little snake and curl up around it for warmth and keep it forever thank you

#is that weird? #probably weird #but please know i see every one of your names #and every one of your tags #and all of your comments #and i curl them up in my heart and treasure the fuck out of them #writing #fanfiction #ao3

[barney-likes-kids]

#hampter #hamster #cute pets #adorable pets #pets #ohio #probably weird #ohio asf #demon #kinda weird #shitpost #weird shit #funnyshit #shit post #what? lol #excuse me what

[meanbossart]

Much to think about

#this thought was brought to you by my boyfriend #the other weird scorpio #comic #shitpost #this did probably happen though #so not really #art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #DU drow #baldur's gate 3 #suggestive #i guess???

[murderballadeer]

people are so weird about babies like calling them crotch goblins, reducing being a parent "letting someone cum in you" etc etc etc like those are tiny little humans you don't have to want to have any of your own but they are literally just small people & it's weird to constantly describe them in crude sexual terms and/or as subhuman

#it bugs me. like i'll probably never be a mom but i genuinely rly like kids including babies #& obv not everyone does & that's fine but like it weirds me out how crude people choose to be abt them #soapbox #suggestive

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny thinks the new FNAF plushies are cute,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #I made a lil comic about the Abby plushie #so now I make a lil joke about the Mike plushie #TBH Mike would probably find a plushie made about him to be weird #like he’s just some guy and all #BUT HE DOESNT realize there is an audience for him #honestly Vanny isn’t even the only one who’d get one in FNAF 😭 #Guys if you have a vanny plush make sure to give em a mike plushie friend too 🩵💜 #(Will I get the Mike plushie.. perhaps..)

[lilislegacy]

you know when people start speaking another language around you? when they purposefully don’t want you to understand? like maybe your mom and grandma are obviously not wanting you to understand what’s going on?

i love the thought of when percy and annabeth are discussing something very serious or dangerous or frightening - anything that their mortal families shouldn’t hear - the two of them just start speaking in ancient greek. which would be… so weird. like these two dyslexic teens/young adults are just casually speaking an ancient language. and it’s not a causal sounding language like spanish, either. remember poseidon and zeus speaking it in the pjo series finale? it’s like… intense. it just SOUNDS historical. it’s very foreign and ancient sounding. it would feel kinda surreal to actually hear, especially coming from them.

like obviously their parents and siblings know they’re hardwired to speak ancient greek, but knowing they can do it and actually hearing/seeing them communicate that way are completely different things. and it would really hit them that these two are part of a completely other world. i mean…they’re not even human. they’re half greek god. they just casually speak the language of greek gods.

sorry i know this is all common knowledge. i’m just having a “woah.” moment.

#it would be SO weird #and probably means they’re all possibly in danger and the two of them are trying to figure out a plan and not alarm everyone #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #lol

[fluentisonus]

i've seen several variations on this meme with legolas & gimli but no one but me gets which way around it should be it should be like this:

#POV you just woke them up #thoughts #tolkien #my art #lotr #gigolas #extremely quick doodle but v v important characterisation i feel #ie gimli is the one w the fancy robe legolas is the guy w the night shirt & silly hat But equally importantly legolas is the one to get up #in the night w the candle stick to see what that weird thump was you know? or to take out the spider on the ceiling (size dependent) #<- legolas looks so tired bc it's his first time sleeping properly in 3 months + probably first time seeing his husband in that time also. #and he just got woken up.

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

#My art #UT #Sans #Papyrus #Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪ #This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol #I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol #And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫ #Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D #Handplates #I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪ #I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3 #So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha #Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol #I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :') #Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol #And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe #It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3 #And doing silly sibling things! Hehe #I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language! #One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha #She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3 #I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far! #On minimal effort anyhow hehe #It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪ #Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least #Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny #But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available #Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord #Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy #Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord #Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend #Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham #Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches

[o-ceti]

my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps

#march 2023 edit: i made this post + caption before kanye wests descent into like full weird nazism so jsyk probably would not have done that #post-all of that 😐 sorry

[merry-fagoland]

these are all said to him one after the other

#genshin impact #genshin #neuvillette #mona #bennett #xinyan #hu tao #yoimiya naganohara #arataki itto #dehya #kaveh #wriothesley #lynette #🐁.txt #genshin textposts #been sitting on this one for like months #they're all getting tried together. and are probably going to jail #wanted to get 2 of every region so if some picks are weird that's why #edit: yknow the way bennett's is worded seems like he's defending them. which cannot be good

[reginaldqueribundus]

taken out of context, Goncharov is actually one of the funniest characters of all time.

he refuses to have sex with his hot wife. she invites him to dinner with Sofia (and was almost CERTAINLY going to propose a threesome) but he's like no thank you. i have to go stare into Andrey's eyes for 3 hours. he gets a motorcycle and crashes it 10 minutes later. he gives a eulogy at the funeral of a guy he killed. he picks a fight with a grandfather clock and the clock wins. his wife loses the mansion in a poker game because he was busy throwing a tantrum in his man cave and then she comes home and points a gun at him and he looks at her like a middle-aged suburban dad whose kids just broke the TV remote for the fifth time.

#probably why this hellsite latched onto him #tumblr loves a weird guy #goncharov #a post by me™ #unreality #10k

[devouringbodies]

After finishing the show nbc hannibal leaves you with the distinct feeling and impression that will and hannibal fucked absolutely raw and nasty on screen despite there being no such scene. The power it holds.

#the show certainly didn't invent ust and eye fucking but it damn sure REDIFINED IT #sorry for being specifically weird and into the cannibal's sex lives atm it'll pass and I'll be normal for a while again #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal #that second tag was probably a lie I'll be insane about them forever #🪰

[daonepiece]

((lots of thanks to @banjlong baby for helping me with the dialogue!!))

#one piece nonsense #this whole scene is just nonsense but #i should probably tag this #op spoilers #one piece spoilers #egghead spoilers #kshsksksks #my brain made some weird connections #dracule mihawk #shanks #trafalgar law #bepo