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#A;LFKJAQWE;OIF

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#personal growth #that sounds about right tbh

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

#the glizzy files #brb walking into the fucking ocean

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sometimes i forget that i am not, in fact, danny devito from it's always sunny in a wig. so when i see other people with a similar user icon, without fail, i go "huh...when did i post that????"

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

#i love you twins #please know this also happened to me AT WORK #someone used almost the exact same image as their slack icon #and i had a lovely freakout thinking my discord or tumblr had been LINKED TO MY WORK SLACK SOMEHOW #gourmet trash talk

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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help me

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i thought this was one of those double post meme jokes and was shocked and appalled that it’s just a thing that occurred

#like yall HOW #gourmet trash talk

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#i didn’t even read the rest of them #it’s the laundry one #it will always be the laundry one for me #polls

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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drunk on the beach with your closest friends is one of the ways we get close to divinity as humans, i think

#guess what i’m doing guys?? #i mean that though #the hurts are hard to focus on here #i love these people and this place #im also perfectly cross buzzed which is helping #text post #gourmet trash talk

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#getchu a man who…. #the princess bride

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#IRL! #but like to specific groups #like at work and stuff #cause i don’t have kids or a spouse #and im always doing whatever i want #and talking about shit they don’t understand #they don’t fully understand how much of a fucking lame nerd i am #but yall??? #you do #polls

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mwah

#STOOOPPPPPP!!! #LOOK AT THEM THEYRE SO CUTE!!! #just absolutely obsessed with these designs!! #and grian’s fingerless gloves YES #THEY LOOK SO HAPPY #delicious food i tell you what #making me wanna crack open the WIPs again #hermitcraft #grumbo #grian #mumbo jumbo