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amadwinter · 5 months

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modern au where Obikin are roommates and best friends, but like. They're also them and so most people give them the side-eye when they say that they are roommates.

Cue Padmé, Anakin's new girlfriend, who is a little fed up with Anakin inviting Obi-Wan everywhere (including on what was meant to be dates on more than one occasion). In a fit of exasperation, Padmé unthinkingly accuses Obi-Wan of being gay and in love with Anakin.

Obi-Wan just looks at her calmly. "I'm bisexual, not gay. And definitely not in love."

Anakin doesn't hear the last part, because the first is way too interesting. "You're bi? Would you ever fuck me?"

What Anakin means is, "Do you think I'm attractive?" because he's never thought about having sex with a man, but he wants to keep his options open, and it's best to know ahead of time if another man would even find him attractive, so why not ask Obi-Wan who is, undoubtedly, a man.

But that is not what any reasonable person hears.

#she breaks up with him and then anakin asks obi-wan to sleep with him to help get over her #poor padme #you deserve better #obikin #random ideas

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ladyanidala · 7 months

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Am I the only one who wants Natalie Portman to come back as Padmè Amidala? I know this is random but I needed to vent to somebody in the Star wars community about this!

You're certainly not alone in that opinion!! I think she's SUCH an important character in SW, but as soon as she dies, she's never discussed again. Sure, there's some reverence and remembrance on Naboo, and you do see her mentioned in comics here and there, but not anywhere else.

I mean hecc, in the Ahsoka show, Ahsoka never gets the full reason why Anakin Fell - she just knew that he Fell for reasons beyond her. Like, what's with the taboo around Padmé????

#ladyanidala asks #star wars #anakin skywalker #ahsoka #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka tano #padmé amidala #poor padme #anakin and padme #padme amidala #i don't understand #it's v dumb

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biblicalbi · 10 months

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Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.

Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*

Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”

Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*

Obi-Wan: “Not again.”

#incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #the mandalorian #anidala #leia x han #dinluke #anakin x padme #din x luke #obi wan kenobi #obi wan whump #obi wan the forever suffering #luke skywalker #leia organa #I imagine Anakin’s watching Luke like ‘that’s my fkn boy!!!’#Padme’s there too #watching Leia and Han like ‘she’s just like me fr’#Obi-Wan wondering if the Skywalker’s chronic poor decisions are genetic #he meets Leia and Luke’s kids and almost cries #because they’re just 2008 Hot Topic brand Vader and Yoda but in a diaper

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sstarssucker · 5 months

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There's only one way to see Revenge of the Sith...

*watch the movie*

*open ao3 immediately after*

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mybrainislostinagalaxyfarfaraway · 1 month

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My Star wars Thoughts Today:

•I'm sure this has probably already been done somewhere, but the scene on Revenge of The Sith where Palpatine is laughing in the Senate hover (bumper) cars hall, dubbed over with Mandarc's voice from Dexter's Labratory.

You're welcome.

•Commander Fox trying to explain his problem/s to his brothers with only screaming and emphatic hand gestures.

(They panic hug him when he starts crying after they both just give him thumbs up.)

•Star Wars The Clone Wars movie set Au where the actor playing Anakin can't stop bursting out laughing after every single one of his 'Dark and brooding scenes', making the other's join in with him.

The actors playing the clones are a huge family of Kiwi's and are a mix of husbands, fathers, brothers, cousins, nephews etc and they're always caught goofing off or breaking the fourth wall during filming and are the absolute life blood of the set always making each other and everyone burst out laughing, or into tears during really emotional scenes.

The Togruta actress playing Ahsoka impressing everyone with her screeching, Pteradactal impressions.

The actors playing Anakin and Padme giggling whenever they have a cutesy love scene together. The actors playing the clones make it harder by making kissing noises and stupid faces in the background.

•One of the clone Commanders pops his helmet on one of his little baby vod's heads and all the entire battalion hears is 30 parsecs of a raspberry playing over their shared speaker out of nowhere.

Bonus if it's somehow an open comm channel so anyone in the vicinity of the clones can hear it too.

Imagine several clones sitting in an important meeting and both them and the Jedi suddenly hear that noise crackle over the clone's comms.

1. "And General Greivous' ship the - *Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

They all stop and stare.

Now Obi-Wan Kenobi can never get that noise out of his head whenever he thinks of or has to face General Greivous -Hence why he never really takes him seriously.

2. A clone is cleaning his weapon and all his brothers around him hear is-

"*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He stops cleaning and stares at his Vod who all stare right back at him, a mixture of disgust and amusement on their faces as they all begin walking out of their shared barracks.

"Keep it to y'self Vod."

"Dis-GUSTING."

"Uh, no, wait! I didn't-!"

"Yeah, yeah, Surrrre~ STANK Vod."

"My name is Tanker-"

"*Distant* Not anymore it's not!"

*Tanker let's out a miserable noise*

3. Another clone trooper named Charmer is trying to 'Charm' his way into the pants of a Senator's intern when that sound goes off over his helmet comm.

"How about you and me go out?"

"A little dinner, a little dancing, a little-*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"

He's left standing there, embarrassed as she runs away, a hand over her mouth and nose to contain her hysterical laughter.

And The Clone Commander is having an absolutely great time sitting back and watching his little Vod cause some chaos.

(They never figure out who it was either.)

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 9 days

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More headcanons about Anakin and Ahsoka being menaces to the general public

I feel like both Anakin and Ahsoka react to being sick in similar ways and by reacting in similar ways I mean they do everything in their power to ignore the fact that they’re sick

Which is funny because they both get annoyed when the other refuses to accept that they’re sick Ahsoka will take any hint that Anakin gives her that his condition is failing and runs with it

Man could breathe different way and she’s like “Master it sounds like you’re sick maybe you should lay down and let me take over” to which Anakin refuses

Ahsoka’s just as bad because Anakin tries his best to take care of her without letting her know he’s onto her

But of course she’s not stupid and can tell when he’s being more of a helicopter sibling than normal and calls him on it

God forbid they get sick at the same time because they just spend the whole time trying to take care of each other

And god forbid they get sick at the same time when Obi-Wan is around cause then they just turn into whiny children

Like no seriously it’s like a switch goes off in their brains that renders them into beings incapable of fixing their blankets

Obi-Wan obliges because what dad would stop taking care of their kid depending on the age

Honestly my brain kinda leaned into Ahsoka’s chaotic younger sister energy with this one

But I love the idea that she will just sneak attack Anakin and Obi-Wan

Most of her “sneak attacks” go something like this: Anakin walking down the hall minding his business when Ahsoka drops down from the ceiling

But before she can land on him he sidesteps and grabs her by the collar before she can hit the floor which results in Ahsoka moaning and groaning that she “Almost got him that time” and Anakin grumbles back that the only thing that “almost got her” was a black eye

He does have to admit that her random seak attacks have made her better at climbing

Sometimes she’ll walk up behind Obi-Wan and try to cover his eyes but most of the time all she gets is his shoulders

Most of the time it doesn’t even slow the man down he just keeps walking while asking her about her day and how classes are going

But as she gets older she’s able to mask her presence better and manages to sneak up on the men once or twice

Obi wan is always willing to admit defeat and congratulates her on her well earned victory

Anakin blames it on his age and that’s the only time that Ahsoka will ever hear him admit to being “old” (he’s 30)

It’s an ongoing joke that you shouldn’t separate Ahsoka and Anakin some say you risk a limb if you try others say you’re risking your life what most don’t mention is how you’re risking your sanity

Because they become the most annoying motherfuckers when they’re apart

Ahsoka acts like they’ve been separated for 10 years and will tell stories like she’s reminiscing about the good old times but most of the time the people she tells the stories to were present for the events so it goes something like this:

“Hey Rex do you remember when me and Anakin threw someone into that lake those were the days” “Yes I do remember that commander because I was that person and it was a week ago”

In his defense that’s the fifth story she told him in the past hour and here was there for all of them

Anakin’s just as bad but for a different reason because all he does is overthink

Like don’t get me wrong he keeps up the “cool guy” personality before she leaves but the second she’s gone he’ll sprinkle little questions into normal conversations like “Do you think she packed warm enough?” “Do they have enough emergency rations?” “Did anyone make sure that ship was up to code before they left?”

He made sure she packed for every single weather possible, he packed enough rations for two weeks even tho they were supposed to be gone for two days, and he checked the ship before they left

Sometimes Anakin or Ahsoka will just walk into each other's room and hang out they don't do much they kinda just sit down and talk

Sometimes they have a silent but mutual understanding to leave the room and go bother Obi-Wan in his

I love the idea that Obi-Wan and Anakin are victims of Ahsoka’s undying fascination with human hair she loves when their hair is long and encourages them to grow it out longer so she has more to work with

She all but falls to her knees when she sees how long Padme’s hair is and she’s the creator of some of Padme’s funkier hairstyles (both Anakin and Padme make a small note to force Ahsoka to do their future kid's hair)

She’s also weirded out by facial hair so every single time Obi-Wan shaves or Anakin tries to grow a beard they’re treated like a different person entirely

It took them a while to figure out why but once they did they lost their minds laughing (and also made silent vows not to do it again cause it freaked her out)

People often say it’s like Ahsoka and Anakin can read each other's minds without using the force

Some people find it hard to believe but it’s pretty easy to tell when people are having conversations through their bond and when two people are having a conversation just with looks

It’s not an uncommon sight for them to shoot each other looks after someone says something a little bold and for both of them to be laughing by the end of it

It’s just as common for them to get into little arguments and finish it in complete and total silence before one of them finally gives in with a huff

It’s kinda freaky but they don’t seem to notice and everyone around them is too used to it to care

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darth-memes · 4 months

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#star wars #sw memes #the clone wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #padme amidala #captain rex #the poor poor man

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icefir-windbreaker · 8 months

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Transcript (To excuse my poor grammer):

Michael: The Father was impressed with you on the task to getting Joseph and Mary together to conceive His child, Gabriel, yet He had tasked me to give you another mission.

Gabriel: Thank you, Michael, what person should I tell upon?

Michael:

*He just stares at him as Gabe's colored halo changed to black*

Gabriel: I-It is just one person, right? Michael?? It's more than just one, Gabriel.

Michael belongs to @muzzleroars btw.

Original

#ULTRAKILL #Not my OC #Gabriel #Michael #Ankin Staring At Padme Meme #Meme #Ultrakill Gabriel #Star Wars Meme #It's going to be a while until he can sleep in peace again #Poor Archangel #Being a Divine Messager is tough #Mike is feeling guilt on the inside but he knew his brother deserves a break!!#Microsoft Paint #GIMP #I drew this on one of my drawing tablets. One of a screen for the halos and some of on this!#My Art

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sithaari · 1 year

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not sure how much of a hot take this is, but even if padme joined anakin in the dark side, they'd still be just as saccharine and just as ridiculously, unapologetically in love. only now, anakin would bring the heads of padme's enemies to her like a cat bringing a dead bird home to its human.

#padme amidala #anakin skywalker #anidala #there is no universe in which anakin and padme are not hopeless romantics for each other #she can be eviscerating some poor rebel and he will right sonnets about her beauty #a.txt

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disastertriowriting · 6 months

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Padme: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Anakin, watching Lux screaming, Obi-Wan trying to set a sleeping Satine on fire, and Ahsoka choking on air: I don't know either.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #this is insane #padme #anakin #obi-wan #lux #satine #ahsoka #poor anakin #clearly obi-wan turned to the dark side #is he strangling ahsoka #???#anakin deserves better #lol

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imperial-spy · 4 months

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Dagan Gera is the high republic equivalent to Anakin Skywalker, no I will not be taking any criticism I'm right. The only difference is that Dagan fell because of a planet(Maybe, Him and Santari 100% had something going on did you see that hand placement 🤨.

"Betrayed by the one I trusted most." -Dagan about Santari cutting his arm off)

#jedi survivor #star wars #starwars #jedi #jedi suvivor spoilers #sw jedi survivor #dagan gera #santari khri #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #doomed by the narrative #poor boys #dagan woke up and chose violence you you gotta respect his commitment to the bit #dagan and santari deserve their own book

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coruscantrhapsody · 2 years

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I have this headcanon wherein there’s a Coruscant equivalent to Bob the Builder and Anakin watches it with toddler Luke and Leia but gets SO COMPETITIVE with this little cartoon guy building the absolute simplest stuff.

“I COULD BUILD THAT BETTER”

“Mommy, PLEASE make Daddy leave us alone”

#Anakin Skywalker is competitive about everything #poor Luke and Leia are just trying to watch their show #And Daddy is just over here fighting with the cartoon #How many times a week do they have to ask Padme to drag Anakin away so they can watch their toddler shows in peace #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #star wars prequels #luke skywalker #leia organa

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tennessoui · 1 year

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About to go reread all your mob aus ✌️💙

!!

🤔🤔🤔🤔

new mob au obi-wan is the mob boss and anakin is actually just like. a normal civilian this time. no thoughts of murder, no bloody past, no bloodlust. just some dude, but he ends up seeing something he shouldn't and then taking out one of obi-wan's men when they go to make sure he stays quiet and obi-wan...likes that a bit too much

so instead of killing anakin, he threatens him into working for him occasionally.....after all, he has a wife and kids so he's pretty easy to threaten into compliance, either by threatening the kids directly or threatening to use his influence to charge anakin with the murder of his man

fast forward a bit and there's nothing obi-wan starts to like more than seeing the mayor's husband standing in his office with red hands giving him a report on what his wife and the police are gonna try to do next to clean up crime and corruption in the city.

and then eventually there's a shift down the line where anakin starts to think obi-wan is doing more for this city than anyone else and he's really actually helping people, giving them food and shelter and controlling the violence.......so anakin becomes a turncoat voluntarily, spying on his wife and her political friends and going to obi-wan to tell him things like what the police commissioner talks about after four glasses of win

and then the threats become rewards when they fall into bed together and there was no way obi-wan saw all this coming but he's always known skywalker would be a wise investment

#asks #obikin #longterm investment au #mob aus are something that can be so varied and personal tbh #in this one i can see anakin being someone who grew up very poor/on the streets #lost his mom younger #idk maybe he even worked for obi-wan's mob when he was a kid as a runner or something #and obi-wan digs those records up and blackmails him to work for him again #so many interesting options #once again i am sorry padme #lol at me saying this is normal civilian anakin #and then breaking him and pushing him off the civilian cliff #tbh i find civilian anakin in a mob au ooc it just doesnt feel right #here he starts as a civilian but it doesnt take long #but we can still make this one squeamish about killing people #even though its also ooc lol #dark

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intermundia · 10 months

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Obi-Wan/Anakin: who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus?

i think obi-wan is the ant and anakin is the fungus, like anakin crept into obi-wan's mind and heart and made a home there, taking over his life, fundamentally altering his behavior forever. he also killed him, which seems relevant here lol

#poor obi-wan lmao #but yeah anakin grows inside you and consumes your life #padme found that to be the case too #his love is a murderous thing #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #i love this hahahaah #sw #obikin

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onlycleverinmyhead · 8 months

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I hate you stories where there's a choice between destroying one semi sentient creature and letting millions die and the choice to save the creature is presented as the good and correct one, I hate you stories that try to say all life has equal value by having one creature be more important than everybody else I hate you I hate you I hate you

#superman tas #the one dr who ep where the moon was pregnant #star wars the clone wars #the WORST offender #bcos ppl actually DIED and still they framed it as if the real tragedy is the zillo beast being put down #and the good guys only decided to kill it because it attacked the chancellor #zero fucks were given about the people of coruscant that day #not to mention the poor clones #palpatine wanted to kill the beast to make armor for the clones to end the war faster and padme wanted to protect the beast #no one even stopped to think that giving the clones better armor would help keep them alive

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revenge-of-the-shit · 2 months

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Anakin was fully in control of his actions!! Padmé enabled him and ALSO made bad decisions of her own!! Neither were saints and neither were faultless!! Stop removing their agency and doing a complete disservice to their character by removing their flaws as well. Stop flattening them to perfect characters who Did No Wrong it drives me insane

#anakin skywalker #padme amidala #Idk if I should tag this as critical #Because I do love their characters so much!!#But flattening them to this perfect angel and this uwu poor used man is such a disservice to them #THEY HAVE THEIR OWN AGENCY

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