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flamingpudding · 5 months
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Danny, the 'twig' Bouncer
The job was just a temporary solution. It was a means to an end. To help him handle his obsession until things were better. Until it was safe to be out again. Until he could roam around freely without fear. Until he no longer needed to lay low or be on the run. Until he could return to being Phantom.
This job helped keep his obsession somewhat sedated. Sure, it was a shady bar, but it beat working out in the open in some other way or becoming a non-ghost vigilante and risking his human persona too.
Besides people tented to underestimate him because he was a 'twig' in their eyes. The bar owner nearly didn't hire him until he easily flipped a human truck over his shoulder and threw the guy out the back door on his interview day.
But again this was just meant to be temporary. He got to fight the trouble makers and protect customers from the rowdy crowd.
At some point, the people even started cheering whenever Danny was on the clock, his coworkers even leaving the heavy hitters to him. It was kind of fun always seeing the sound looks of the big guys that didn't think Danny could throw them out the door with one hand. The owner had said something about getting more customers ever since Danny started working for him.
Danny even recognized regulars now. Tho there was this one guy with a red helmet that gave him a weird feeling. But the guy wasn't making trouble so Danny left him alone.
Besides the Bar Owner always pet his shoulder after he threw someone out. That meant he did a good job right?
Though Danny did wonder how long this temporary job would last.
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Yea his Fenton luck struck again. Danny didn't know faces. The bar was a shady place but neutral zone according to the owner but there was the golden rule of not messing with Joker. Danny had agreed even tho he didn't know who that guy was.
Soo the day came a clown made trouble in the bar and no one else appeared to want to do something. So what did Danny do? His job. He punched the guy, knocked him out and threw him right out the door a little too hard into a brick wall. He might have broken a couple of that clown guys bones. Hello trauma, Freakshow greets you.
The bar was dead silent right after, everyone staring at him like he had just signed a death sentence. The owner had then pushed him out the door and muttered something about sending Danny on vacation and to return in a month if he was still alive by then.
Did that mean he was fired or got a weird kind of promotion?
Why was that guy in a furry suit staring him down now?
Also why was the red helmet regular suddenly trying to hire him for his gang?
Really Danny just wanted a simple job that sedated his obsession, this was not what he expected to happen for a job well done.
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Imagine a bat family au where because of their overexposure to evil scientist they all ended up with superpowers (duke gets extra superpowers too because he deserves them) and they never realised because they all thought is was a normal part of training to be a vigilante for that long.
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theit-girl111 · 2 years
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blog idea: random things ideas to manifest
RANDOM THINGS TO MANIFEST cause loa is easy.
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. Pretty privilege
. Menstrual cramps disappear
. Summer back
. Creativity, some ppl need it
. School is over and you already know everything you need to know for your future plans.
. Being immune to any discrimination (especially if you are part of minorities)
. Perfect mental health
. Pink everything (or your favorite color)
. Anything you want is delivered right in front of your door without you paying or ordering it.
. Ppl love your personality no matter what
. Immune to anyone telling you "you are cringe/that was embarrassing" ect. Those bitches are annoying.
. Immune to meeting a pick me in your life or anyone like that tbh
. BUTTERFLIES GENTLY ALL OVER YOU EVERYTIME YOU ENTER A GARDEN OMG AND YOU CAN TOUCH EM WITHOUT THE BUTTERFLIES BEING SCARED OF YOUR TOUCH . (This my childhood dream , sorry)
. Healing inner child
. Heal any trauma and forget about it if you want.
. Everytime you listen to your fav song is like the first time listening to it BUT you still remember the lyrics and the vibe of it.
. Candles, I love candles
. A cute diary (exemples:
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. A new friend (you can customize their face, personality, body, tastes, lifestyle, ect)
. A pet + the responsibility to take care of the animal
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amadwinter · 5 months
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modern au where Obikin are roommates and best friends, but like. They're also them and so most people give them the side-eye when they say that they are roommates.
Cue Padmé, Anakin's new girlfriend, who is a little fed up with Anakin inviting Obi-Wan everywhere (including on what was meant to be dates on more than one occasion). In a fit of exasperation, Padmé unthinkingly accuses Obi-Wan of being gay and in love with Anakin.
Obi-Wan just looks at her calmly. "I'm bisexual, not gay. And definitely not in love."
Anakin doesn't hear the last part, because the first is way too interesting. "You're bi? Would you ever fuck me?"
What Anakin means is, "Do you think I'm attractive?" because he's never thought about having sex with a man, but he wants to keep his options open, and it's best to know ahead of time if another man would even find him attractive, so why not ask Obi-Wan who is, undoubtedly, a man.
But that is not what any reasonable person hears.
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aureentuluva70 · 2 months
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Random idea but what if Olorin originally served Melkor. What if he originally served the "Dark Fire", before at some point repenting and later coming to serve the Valar in Valinor. What if it was his own guilt and regret that drove him to the House of Nienna, where he learned pity and patience. What if his past as a servant of Melkor was the reason he was so afraid of Sauron; he didn't want to fall onto the paths of evil again, afraid that he'd become something even worse than he was before, like Sauron became.
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reirakurenai · 1 month
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The latest funny scenario idea I got while writing some Durgetash fluff (and smut):
Karlach: “Soooo, who is she?” 😏
Gortash: “Karlach, we are not having this conversation.” 🙄
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maributterfly104 · 2 months
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Sooo, just a thought. Maybe an idea.
What if we take the Batfam, that knows Danny and stuff, to meet or encounter some different versions of Danny's from alternative universes and various fanfics.
Either a travel fic or a reaction fic.
Maybe even add some JL to the mix. idk.
I'm just really curious on the interactions and shenanigans it will cause.
If anyone will have more ideas or additions to this, please tag me. 🙏
Would be cool if we also add canon danny to this.
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I love "Humans Are Space Orcs" so I came up with an equally insane species for humanity to get into shenanigans with. They're called the K'Ni and they're silicon-based crystalline aliens that can reattach limbs if they get broken off. Once the initial culture shock wears off the K'Ni and humanity become the galaxy's most feared duo, in the sense of "Oh, [god], what are those lunatics doing now?"
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cilil · 11 months
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I feel like Eönwë hanging out on Númenor has underrated crack fic potential.
His War of Wrath buddies convincing him to go bar hopping with them
So many people shamelessly hitting on the poor bird boy. at least half of the time, he doesn't get it
Getting stuck everywhere due to Maia size and wings until Eönwë finally adjusts his fána
People asking him to fly around and let them ride on his back
Someone's grandma not knowing/not realizing who he is and calling him "young lad"
Everything just being so much more hectic compared to Valinor
All the #justmortalthings he doesn't get and all the #justbirdthings and #justainurthings they don't get
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bloomylee · 10 months
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A funny thought in my head about Barry getting to know Gadget and then they meet his bf Infinite and fall in love with both bc why not
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free-for-all-fics · 1 year
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Random Yautja thought but I can’t help imagining a fic with a Superman type situation, where reader comes across a space pod containing a Yautja pup. Instead of being scared, reader sees a little baby in need of help and decides to raise it as her child to the best of her ability, while doing research to figure out it’s origins. But then uh oh when a bunch of adult Yautja show up on earth to collect the pup, the pup’s father among them. The separation was an accident but by this point the pup has bonded with reader and sees her as a parent/caregiver and doesn’t want to be separated from her. What happens?
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flamingpudding · 5 months
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*hisssss* My comfort human!
Nightwing stared, he turned his head staring at Zatanna in a way that clearly spelled the question: Are you seeing what I am seeing?
Zatanna only gave him a shrug with a smile before focusing back on the meeting, leaving Nightwing to turn back and stare. He wasn't the only hero in the room with that reaction. There were a couple others too that reacted similarly. Only Batman appeared to be able to hold his pokerface.
Right before them was Constantine trying to explain to them all how their goverment basically fucked them over, while a 'ghost' teen was clinging to the man's shoulders glaring and hissing at them all. Worst of all Constantine was acting like the kid wasn't even there. Like there was no a white haired, black and white dressed teen hugging the man around his shoulders while glaring at them with glowing Lazarus green eyes.
"Uhm John? What's with the kid?" Green Lantern finally asked interrupting another one of the magicans rants about how screwed they were to which the Brite only glared at the hero.
"Ignore him."
"But..."
"IGNORE him."
"Maybe we should remove the child from this meeting before we continue?" Superman offered good naturally and Constantine looked pretty much done with them all, Nightwing noted. The blond waved with his hand as if telling them to 'go on try it'.
The heroes exchanged glances. Before Superman moved forward reaching out to remove the teen....
...and promptly got bitten. Nightwings eyes widened as he noticed the teen actually broke kryptonian skin!
The teen then proceeded to hiss at them while clutching onto Constantine protectively. The magican only let out a suffering sigh and muttered something about never touching a core again.
"My comfort human! Get your own!"
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soleminisanction · 1 year
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Thinking about them (yj) again… how would you write a new young justice series in the current dc environment/continuity?
That's actually a tough question, because my best idea for a team pitch involving those characters would actually hinge on them being called The New Titans -- because it'd be riffing on Cassie's background as a child of Zeus to insert her and her friends into the Greek mythological succession cycle. I like the idea of her friends each catching the eye of a god/titan who'd select them as a divine rep on whatever ultimate Kick Zeus's Ass mission the team was assembling for -- like, Bart's would be someone like Hermes, maybe evening featuring him taking on Max's name as Mercury; Kon, maybe someone to do with the sun like Helios; and with Tim, I like the idea of him being chosen by Phoebe, the Titan of prophecy, partially to lean into my "Tim is a little metatextual" theory and partially because I think it'd make for an entertaining story for Phoebe to be all, "I seek an Oracle in Gotham" and everyone assumes she means Babs and is then completely blindsided when she points to Tim and goes, "No I mean the magic one over there."
As for writing a Young Justice series in particular... I suppose I'd pitch it as something of a low-key teen hangout alternative to the more big and bombastic team books going on right now. Like it'd be based around Kon, Cassie, Bart, Tim, and whomever else (Anita would be great, maybe Teen Lantern or Jinny Hex, Cass Cain for some extra fun, definitely more girls one way or another), plus Bernard as Tim's boyfriend and their collective civilian confidant, just, moving into a big house together in some college town that's got a community college, an agriculture university, a culinary school and a state uni within reasonable reach of their respective superpowers. And then they're just roommates, getting through both superhero shenanigans and the collective roommate drama of their respective college educations together.
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This is very random, but imagine people working at (pet)whump rehabilitation centers and making tiktok about "things at the WRC that just make sense".
Carpets on every floor for the ones that are still kneel instead of sitting.
Special, simple menus so they don't get overwhelmed from the too many choices.
Objects such as toys and colouring books in each room so they can practice using their hands, and free will, without the pressure of others looking at them.
Fake rules that whumpees are urged to break.
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amadwinter · 3 months
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AgriCorps Obi-Wan who always seems to get into trouble. No matter how peaceful a far-off planet seems to be, whenever Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to assist, somehow he ends up inciting a rebellion or uncovering assassination plots right and left. The Jedi Council finds this as troublesome as they privately do amusing
In what Obi-Wan assumes is a punishment for his most recent misadventure (but is actually an attempt to see if someone can actually make a meaningful difference outside of the usual processes), Obi-Wan is given an impossible task. As a part of a treaty with the Hutts over a hyperspace lane at the start of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan is sent to Tatooine of all places where getting anything to grow is the futile effort of a lifetime.
A large part of his work involves spending time with moisture farmers to learn the lay of the land and how best to work with the local populace. He's in charge of a survey team, but experience has taught him that very little can be accomplished without the cooperation of those who already live on the planet.
And that's how he meets Anakin Skywalker, the best mechanic in Hutt Space, and the leader of a burgeoning slave rebellion. He doesn't seem like much more than regular moisture farmer, but the Force guiding him, Obi-Wan knows that Anakin is someone truly special.
Or perhaps that's just lust talking, because Anakin is stunning in more than just an intellectual manner.
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gameriggy · 10 months
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Any of you remember the bit in origins where Slimecicle was asking people, Tommy I think, to take of their armor so he could go for the ankles and making gremlin noises?
Apply that energy to Gegg. I can just see that fucking egg running around QSMP going after peoples legs and terrorizing them. If I find the time I may try to draw or animate it.
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