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drawnecromancy · 3 months
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Mecarevainen, Mecare or Meca for friends. Pronounce the "c" like a "sh" and you're golden.
This bird brought magic to Neseah. There's many ways to channel magic - drawing power from the things around you, from yourself, from a magical creature. These kinds of spells are often done through sheer willpower, and can be highly dangerous.
According to legend, Mecarevainen sought out Ulevan of Neseah, the nation's founder, because she was a powerful mage looking to protect her small territory from their larger neighbors. Linking their very souls together, he gave her the gift of runes - birthing the modern magical system most wizards use to this day.
It is unclear whether or not Mecarevainen is still alive today.
After all, the easiest way to kill a phoenix is for them to be soul-bonded to someone, and have that person die.
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emuwarum · 9 months
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Avenday when she was a baby. The size of two praying mantises
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sopiao · 10 months
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the 141 boys (+ konig) with reader that's also a kandi kid.
They'd always find little beads or charms in the barracks. Always receiving kandi gifts from you. Each of them would have a plastic beaded bracelet on their wrist, their name spelled out in lettered beads, with their own unique color theme or style.
Price would have around 3 simple, single-band bracelets, black, navy blue, and baby blue, with star charms on his wrists. When you gave him his first bracelet he found the small gesture so adorable and sweet. Like a bird that gives rocks and twigs to someone they like.
At first, it always hid under his glove or sleeve, but when he noticed the small glances at his covered wrists and thought he wasn't wearing it, he started to ensure the pony beads were always in view. He's more than happy to follow you to your room to pick out colors or charms for his next bracelet when you ask him, whenever you can't think of anything new to do.
Soap had more charms than bracelets. He always looked forward to the star or cat charms. The Brit always proudly wore the bracelets or charms. He had a more diverse and colorful pallet than Price, who just had shades of blue and occasionally black, he had pastel pinks and yellows with animal and flower charms.
Always showing them off to the rest whenever he got a new one, wearing the charm dangling off his vest whenever they were out on missions, he treated it like some kind of contest of who got the most. It's quite hard to take him seriously during capture interrogations when there's a Gir charm hanging off his belt loop.
When Ghost got his first kandi bracelet he was ecstatic, but of course, he hid it under his usual poker face. He was one of the last people to get one since you were hesitant to give him one, worried that he won't like it or will just throw it away. But all those worries went away when you saw him slid it over his fingers to hug his wrist. It was a bit snug, but then again you were too scared to ask to measure his wrist beforehand. He would never admit it but he would proudly wear the black and purple beads on his wrist even in combat.
He acted like he wasn’t too fond of it and it would just be another nuisance, but when you offered to just take it back so it wasn’t so bothersome to him, he immediately retracted his hand and covered it with his other like you were gonna steal something valuable of his. Insisted that since he’s already wearing it he ‘might as well keep it’. After that he always lights up on the inside when he sees you walking up to him, pretending not to notice you as you tap his shoulder to get his attention and present the new accessory for his arms. It was quite a sight to get used to, a 6'4 man who's probably killed a hundred men, wears a friendship bracelet over his tatted arm.
Gaz was one of the soldiers that were the most into it (aside from Soap). After his first couple of bracelets and charms, he nervously approached your barracks during the free hour to ask you if you could teach him how to make his charm. You were more than happy to teach him. Of course, you were patient and slow, but he actually learned quite fast and with no errors or problems. His first-ever charm was a strawberry.
Since it was his first time, the strawberry was a little wonky, and the knot tensions were just everywhere. But for his first time, he did better than others and learned it in a matter of minutes. After that, he started to make some bracelets for you too! They never had the same amount of beads or were the same size since he never kept count of beads and just went on his intuition. His kandi looks the most like a scene kids', bright green with black, rainbow, and glittery beads.
König would be too stunned to say anything when you first present the small bracelet to him. It actually wasn't big enough for his wrist, but he insisted to keep it. Keeping it on his nightstand. Since he dealt with some severe bullying in the past, he never had a close real friend before, making this is first friendship bracelet. His beads were more a lighter and ocean like pallets, aqua, light blue, yellow, and oranges, with star and fish beads.
His enthusiasm never wore down with each bracelet or cuff you made him. Always excited to receive a new beaded accessory like it was the first one. Once accidentally broke one, ran to you in tears with the beads and strings in the palms of his hands, worriedly and bashfully asking you to fix it.
It’s quite hard to find the group of men intimidating, harder to believe that these men killed almost thousands when their decked out in scene kid kandi. Rocking colorful charms, bracelets, and cuffs like no one’s business.
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shirecorn · 11 months
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How do you decide which animals to use as inspiration for your skyscraper god au redesigns? Do you start with a specific animal in mind and then base a character off of that? Or do you go looking for an animal that matches up with what you want in the pony?
Were you already familiar with all of the animals you chose?
I grew up on national geographic, so I'm already familiar with many many many animals that I can draw upon for design.
When I start a character, I think about what animal works for them either colorwise or thematically. I knew before I even started that Luna would be a Black heron, which is a bird I knew about and loved before the "nighttime! daytime!" meme. It's the perfect way to create night!
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Rainbow dash was easy. Peregrine falcon because its the fastest animal on the planet.
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Vapor Trail's choice was twofold. I chose a swallow because they're strong flyers, and her story is that she's an unexpectedly skillful flyer that people can't tell at first. Little puffballs being aerodynamic flight machines is a fun reveal. And then tree swallow (with a few things added from barn swallow for fun) come in about the right colors, AND that iridescence that the pretty shading in her mane seems to suggest
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A lot of the other choices are based more on colors and aesthetics than themes, or just themes without color. Celestia is a tern/albatross for the long wings (and large size), Fluttershy is a barn owl for the barred markings and color, Twilight has flamingo wings for the color only. Cozy Glow has cockatiel cheeks for the "innocence". Cadance is a swan for its romantic symbolism.
And some aren't based on anything, just me going ham at the design. Sometimes I get help as well!
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Firefighter! Steve
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Personal Trainer! Clark
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🤭
Looks like I deserved this one.
Work It Out
Warnings: allusions to non/dubcon, slow creep, fitness ineptitude.
Trainer!Clark Kent x short!chubby!reader
To those who read, I'd love a thot or two of what you think!
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You feel ridiculous. Any regular could likely tell that your leggings were fresh off the rack, that you're chafing in your sports bra, and that the mesh top isn't exactly typical of your wardrobe. The sharp squeak of your sneakers on the mats betray their newness as you cross your arms and look around, trying to shield yourself from judgement.
You untuck your phone from the top of your leggings and see the notification you left undisposed. 'Your trainer will meet you in Area 2B.' You look up and reread the large white letters stenciled onto the painted cement. Yeah, where the hell is she? You want to get this done and over with.
You keep one arm over your middle as you scratch your neck, already sweating. The anxiety alone has your heart pumping. You could just stay home and find some Youtube video to follow along with. Or maybe you should just invest in a Peleton.
You turn listlessly as you grip your phone, eyeing the racks of weight from baby-sized to shoulder-dislocating. What kind of masochist lifts those blocky atrocities? You'll stick to the small ones. Maybe they have something less than a pound.
A pert blonde grips the rails of a step machine as she climbs, her pony tail wagging back and forth with her efforts. Her cheeks are flushed but she's not slowing down. You can't imagine you could do it for more than a minute. Exactly why you wanted a trainer to act as a safety net between you and your own ignorance.
You shift on your heel as you sense movement but disappointment once more has you looking away. It's not your trainer. The guy could probably show you a thing or two, given his bulging arms and the weight belt around his stomach, but no, Melody is late and you're starting to get annoyed. You paid extra just so you didn't die in a treadmill accident and now you're here, eyes popping like a deranged bird as you quork at every noise.
"Excuse me," the deep voice startles you as you consider hitting cancel on the app and fleeing for your life.
You turn and face the man. He's even bigger closer up. His dark hair curls are swiped away from his forehead, and his bright eyes beam down at you as he holds a large reuseable water bottle from a single finger. The cleft in his chin makes it seem that even his face is padded with muscle.
"Oh, am I in your way?" You realise you're hanging out in front of the dumb bells.
"No, uh, you don't happen to be..." he says your name and you frown.
"Yeah, that's me," you answer dumbly, "do I know you?"
"Didn't you get the notification? Melody's got an emergency so we were paired up," he says, "beginner, right?"
"That easy to guess?" You scoff, "uh, no I didn't see the message," you drop your shoulders.
"Ah, not what you expected," he gives a light chuckle, "sorry, I know I'm not as pretty as Mel--"
"Look, I don't want to make this awkward, but I requested a female trainer," you wet your lips with your tongue as the heat gathers in your face, "not that I don't think you know what you're doing but it's more a... comfort thing, you know?"
"Sure, I get it," He looks down at you with an easy smile. Jesus Christ, you didn't think they built people this big. "No hard feelings. You can reschedule on the app with Mel and I won't even charge the cancel fee."
You nod and lift your phone. A pang of guilt tickles your stomach and you sigh as you drop your hand. You tilt your chin up to look at him, "I'm here, alright? If I don't start today, I don't think I'll come back and I spent too much on this get-up."
"So you're up for it?" He arches a brow.
"I can try," you shrug, "but no promises."
"Alright, uh," he glances around then his eyes crawl up and down your body. You take a step back and try to hide your stomach behind your arms, "you got any water handy? You gotta stay hydrated."
"Oh, shit," you cringe as you let out the profanity, "I left it in the change room, can I--" You nod past him.
"Sure thing, I'll wait here," he says.
You quickly brush by him and hurry past the weight racks and treadmills. It feels like it takes forever to get to the locker room and by the time you return with your neon yellow bottle, you're already out of breath. Clark waits patiently as stands on the mats, his bottle a few feet away from his treads.
You set yours down and move stiffly to stand across from him, "okay, ready."
"Right, stretches," he claps his large hand and you can't help but watch his large fingers. It's like a joke, they replaced Melody with this behemoth, as if to remind you of how pathetic you are, "arms."
He guides you in the motions, one you recognise from gym class all those years ago. You didn't like it then and you definitely don't like it now as you put on a show for the whole gym. As you touch your toes you groan and your leg shakes as the burning zap pings through your hip. You hiss and make yourself stand straight, bracing your lower back.
"You okay?" He asks, moving easily as you hunch slightly.
"Yeah, my hip--" You gasp as your leg buckles and you nearly collapse, "fuck."
"Hey, take a seat," he grabs your elbow gently and leads you over to an empty weight bench. You sit before you can wilt entirely and he steps back to look down at you with hands at the top of his shorts. "You got hip problems?"
"Yeah, sort of," you sigh, "I put it on my profile. Locks up and all that."
"Gee, I must have missed that," he says as he turns and marches over to retrieve your bottle, then his. He squats down as he offers you yours, meeting your eye level as you accept it, "last minute change and all."
"It's fine, I know my limits and they're not very far," you untwist the cap of your bottle as his cheek dimples, "what?"
"Nothing," he shakes his head and stands, turning to sit beside you. "I tend to push limits, you know, so you lucked out."
"Great," you grumble, "well, I think the term is 'throw in the towel', the towel's tossed. It's on the floor."
"Come on," he nudges you and mindlessly rubs the top of his tank, his fingers grazing the tuft of hair peeking out above his broad pecks, "we'll take it easy, work up to it. But your hip, that looks like a therapy issue."
"Oh?"
"Oh," he counters, "lucky again," he smirks, "I do therapeutic work. If you don't mind, I can do some proper exercises and see if that helps out. No extra charge."
"I don't know, that's... too nice."
"We'll make a deal of it," he says, "I'll do the therapy and you show up every week."
"Hmm, well..."
"Unless you prefer Melody," he shows his palm, "your choice but I know she's only really does cardio and yoga and with your hip, you won't keep up."
"I can't keep up with standing," you mutter and he laughs. "For how long?"
"Well, you should make it a permanent thing," he advises gently, "but I'll settle for six months. For now."
You look up at him and lean back, rubbing your hip as you grimace, "I don't think I have a choice."
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The weeks go by but not easily. As much as your body needs to adjust to your new regimen, you need to adjust to your trainer. Clark is exactly as he promised, relentless. Your weekly sessions have become two or three a week. He made 'no' the only impossibility.
The persistent pain in your hips is mostly subsided, though new aches form in your muscles after each session. If this is what it costs to be healthy, you're not sure it's worth it. Still, he uses the app to its complete potential, sending you reminders to stretch and get in your steps, even going so far as to have you track your meals. Yeah, he wasn't impressed with your late night kitkats.
That day, you puff out as you finish your last rep and fall back on the mat, catching yourself on the hell of your hands. You try to catch your breath as Clark pulls up his shirt to wipe the sweat from his brow, exposing the muscles above the vee of his pelvis, his shorts low on his hips. You can't help a glance at your own pudgy tummy and the extra jiggle on your thighs. After all this and you're still a troll.
"Well," you sit forward and reach for your water, "this was hell. Thank you."
"You're doing good," he offers his hand and lifts you to your feet, so easily you nearly leave the mat entirely, "lookin' better by the day."
"You don't have to lie," you fan yourself.
"And you don't have to shoot down every compliment," he chides, "go on, cool down. You earned it… and you can treat yourself to a carb."
"Thanks," you shake your head and begin your usual routine. He steps away and takes his phone from his arm band, "you got someone else after this?"
"No," he furrows his brows at his phone, "just canceled."
"Damn," you bend forward into a fan and grunt.
"Be careful," he's near you in a flash, "go slow." He frames your hips with his hands and you flinch, holding back a gasp. "You're gonna ruin all my hard work."
He squeezes before he lets go and you mumble an apology before pushing yourself up. You go into a lunge and peek over at him as he walks a circle around you, taking measure of your form.
"You sure your hip's okay?" He asks.
"Yeah, I feel fine," you squint at him, "what's up? Am I doing something wrong?"
"I mean, I think there's something off," he taps his chin and stops, looking around your butt with crooked grin, "a tear maybe."
"What are you?" You reach back as you feel along your hip and you notice how the fabric feels slacker along your ass. You reach further and follow the rip in the seam at the center of your cheeks, exposing the white cotton panties with tiny pink hearts beneath, "oh my god."
You cover yourself with both hands and blanch, "how long–"
He tilts his head and looks to the ceiling, "they're cute, I didn't wanna say anything. Besides, you were in the zone."
"Jeez, okay, well I'm done for the day, I'll be sore," you snip, "oh my goddddd."
You grab your water bottle and hold it behind you as you rush away.
"Alright, well, have a good one," he calls behind you wistfully, "I think Lululemons having a sale right now."
"Quiet," you stomp away and scurry down the hall as you hear his rumbling laughter.
You get to the locker room and only realise then how empty the gym is. Clark noticed how often you got distracted by other, fitter gym goers and recommended the less busy times for your sessions. You were thankful but now it's kind of eerie.
You put your bottle on the bench and pull out your bag. You take your street clothes and resign yourself to stinking them up and showering at home. You pull of your damp shirt and peel away your split leggings, morning the seam as you look to see how big it is.
The door opens suddenly and you look up as Clark appears around the bricked divider. You cry out and try to cover yourself as his shoes squeak to a halt. He hides his eyes behind his hand as he raises your phone in the other.
"I'm sorry, I didn't want you to leave before I got here–"
"Maybe knock?" You scramble to pull your shirt back on, "call through the door or something."
"Sorry, I…" he parts his fingers and you snarl, "take it."
"Stop looking!" You storm towards him and snatch your phone. "Jesus, as if it's not hard enough being here…"
You grumble as you go back around the bench and drop the phone on your gym bag. He doesn't move, your anger peaking at his lingering, and you look up at him as you open the denim. He stares blatantly as you steam and fumble to get dressed.
"Clark!" You bark, "go."
He doesn't move. His eyes cling to you, falling down to your thighs as he lets out a shuddering breath and runs his hand up the front of his shirt. His lips part as he steps closer, his silence prickling along your neck.
"Clark," you utter in confusion, his blue eyes dilated and dark, "what–"
"You shouldn't hide," his voice grits dangerously as he stops at the other side of the bench. You’re frozen as you clutch the jeans tightly, too afraid to move, his gaze like a predator's; unbreakable.
"Please, just go," you whisper.
"I can't," he shifts to the side as you try to go towards the door, moving the other way as you attempt that.
You sway back and forth as he mirrors you. In that moment, his size is more obvious than ever. You gulp and step back against the lockers.
"Clark, you're scaring me," you hug your jeans and bat your lashes.
His hand spreads across his chest as he inhales, tasting the air as his nostrils flare, and slowly he descends his touch. You squeak as you see the twitch in his shorts right before he grips it. He lets out a quaking growl and tilts his head, cracking it as he bares his teeth.
"I know," he sneers as he rubs himself through his shorts, "come get it before I come get you."
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theresattrpgforthat · 8 months
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May I request some recs for games where you play as a dragon? ::D Thank you for your time!!
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THEME: Dragon Games
@foggedover and @vanderlyon both of you asked this question so I am killing two birds with one stone this time around! These games were so much more cute and wholesome than I expected Dragon games to be.
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Hot Gay Bro Dragons, by Riverhouse Games.
Bro, he’s your whole world. He makes you feel fabulous. His body is smoking hot, and when you look into his eyes they sparkle like gold.
He’s a dragon. So are you. You’re in love.
This is HOT GAY BRO DRAGONS, a gay game about telling your boyfriend you love him.
This is a silly goofy game about dragons in love, that can work for 2 players but can also play with more! What I really love about this game is when you choose how big of a dragon you are, you also tell your dragon boyfriend about how you feel about him based on his size relevant to yours. The game also encourages you to use phrases like “oh my god bro” and “bro you’re so smoking” and “that’s bro-lliant my dude”. If you’re just looking for a fun goofy time with someone you love, this game can do that for you.
Dragonhearts, by FractalDragon.
You get to be a dragon
You get to kiss dragons
Need I say more? 
This Tabletop RPG is about about the clash of over-sized personalities between shapeshifters who can assume human or dragon form, or anything in between. It's GMless—meaning everyone has equal narrative authority—and plays best over one or two 3-4 hour sessions, with 3-4 players. 
As a Firebrands hack, Dragonhearts is rather poetic in its character creation and plays through a series of mini games. These mini games include fights, rituals, moments of intimacy, competitions and more - and most of them can be played in whatever order makes sense for your story. This game also comes with a solo game, which each player will play as they set up their characters but might be interesting to play if you want to explore this game by yourself. If you are interested in short, segmented forms of play that can be mixed and matched as your dragons wrestle with emotions and learn about who they are, I definitely recommend Dragonhearts.
Epyllion, by Marissa Kelly (at Magpie Games).
Dragonia faces a threat we dragons have all but forgotten. Inside each of us are seeds of Darkness waiting to take root in doubt, anger, and sorrow. You and your fellow dragons— although small now—must protect Dragonia from the growing Darkness…and learn what it means to be a true friend.  -- Tass the Gigantic, Councilmember
Epyllion is a tabletop role playing game about young drakes who investigate rumors, solve problems, and discover the truth of a growing evil in Dragonia. While you play, you and your friends tell awesome stories, explore what it means to be a drake of Dragonia, and discover the value of friendship through magical, whimsical, and heartfelt adventures.
This is an adorable game about young dragons, perfect for all ages. You are young dragons trying to save their home from evil. It gives me the same vibes as Land Before Time, although others have described it to have the same tone as Spyro, or My Little Pony. Epyllion has received many accolades in the gaming community, and its author, Marissa Kelly, is also one of the brains behind the gorgeously haunting game of Bluebeard’s Bride. If the kind of dragon you want to play is cute and trying very hard to be a hero, then this is the game for you.
Hearth Dragons, by M. Davis.
With powerful magic, someone has created you, a dragon. Not a true dragon, no, but one crafted with care and love and given a purpose: to protect your home. With a special ability you were crafted with and a dragon's flame within, many adventures await you and your fellow hearth dragons as you strive to be the best caretakers one can be. And you don't even need to leave the house!
Hearth Dragons is a Lasers & Feelings hack inspired by The Last Dragon Chronicles by author Chris d'Lacey and the Pennykettle Dragons who made the stories as magical as they were. With friends and a game master, you'll make your own clay, paper, or other kind of handcrafted dragon and work together to solve problems and tell stories using your own imagination or the random adventure generation table within.
This is a quick little game with easy-to-generate characters and goals. You’ll create a house together and then do your best to protect it from forces such as an ominous neighbour or a a dangerous creature, from doing things such as ruining brunch or capturing the family pet. This is a great little game, perfect for one-shots and pick-up games.
If you like this creator's work I also recommend their solo journaling game, called An Afternoon As A Dragon, a game about someone who's become a dragon because of a curse.
Baby Dragons, by Litza Bronwyn.
In this game, you are a fierce baby dragon, hatched amongst a variety of other dragon eggs and left to discover the wonders and dangers of the world with your draconic siblings. You must choose if you are better at mental or physical, and go out in search of food, loot, more minions, and/or a better lair.
A simple one-page game that is easy to pick up and play with little to no prep! This is also inspired by Lasers and Feelings, but rather than manufactured dragons, you’re just babies, and you’re more likely to cause trouble than prevent it. If you’re interested in Epyllion but you want something that requires less commitment, you might want to check out Baby Dragons.
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Wait..... From that one post where you said that Barnaby is 7'9 standing up....... How tall would he be on all fours?
*allegedly 7'9, it's just the most likely estimate i can think of since the three Big Puppets have been said to be between 7-8ft and Poppy is very Big Bird-esque, and he's 8'2 so it's same to assume she's about 8ft-even as the apparent tallest of the three. then Howdy seems to be taller than Barnaby but only a little shorter than Poppy, so he's definitely on the taller end of 7-8ft, but Barns isn't that much WHY AM I GIVING A THOROUGH EXPLANATION OF MY THOUGHT PROCESS THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU ASKED
hm.... well his arms/legs seem to be around the same length, so if we keep his legs straight but rotate him at the hips to put him on all fours w/ a perfectly flat back... by my estimate, around 3ft! so as tall as Wally! *Allegedly! it's the closest approximation i can think of! of course, this is measuring him at the "withers" and not the top of his head while on all fours. horse measurements! he is 9 hands tall! pony size!
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kaidacresto · 10 months
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PONY FACTS!!!
- all ponies will get a cutiemark, but those who train and use their special talent for longer and are more experienced with their abilities will have their mark spread around their flanks/legs. In extreme cases, marks can spread all around the ponies body
- With the prolonged use of magic the body will morph (this goes for all species in Equis, but for now we’re focusing on the Ponies). Wings will narrow, limbs will lengthen, horns will bend, etc. these effects are barely noticeable and are even associated with growing, but with excessive use these affects will become more apparent and more strange (look at the princesses for example). These deformities can be related to the specific magic in use aswell, a Pegasus adapt with controlling lighting for example will develop feathers that stick up nonstop
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EARTH PONIES:
- the most “pure” horses of all 3 breeds. It’s believed that the other tribes branched off from them and are considered living fossils, not changing much for millions of years
- fillies must be careful while playing with their other species; because of their larger size, heavier build, and increase strength, its easy for them to accidentally hurt others. This especially goes for pegasus, who are physically the weakest while younger.
- besides their extreme strength and size, earth ponies also have varying levels of plant control. Some even able to grow plants simply by being around them. Other species lack this ability.
UNICORNS:
- related to goats, cows, and deer/reindeer
- slitted goat-like hooves used to climb mountains. Back in the times when thr tribes were separated, thr unicorns lived on the mountains, so these hooves were very useful in climbing. Nowadays though not as much
- with extreme use of magic, horns will misshapen. The most common form of this is bending into a crescent, but its possibly for most any shape to form. Examples of rounding, uncurlings, spikes, extra horns, and more have been documented. These changes will also affect the way magic is manifested and may require the user to morph their way of magic to adapt to the new changes. This is usually easy because of the gradual change
- Ponies used to believe horn misshaping happened due to age, but because of more research and more ponies delving into more powerful magic the myth was busted. It was realized to be just a coincidence because older unicorns tended to have used more magic over the years.
- regardless of gender, unicorns will grow beards and its a beauty standard to keep them
PEGASUS:
- share many traits with birds, but are not related.
- shapes of wings, feathers, and beaks can vary wildly between pegasus.
- coincidentally because of Convergent evolution, hippogriffs and Pegasi resemble eachother closely. Often times hippogriffs will camouflage within Pegasi society (this can go the other way around, but its less common) and live among the ponies. It takes a keen eye to notice the differences
- Pegasi bones are semi-hollow, similar to birds. You may think this makes them weak and easy to break, but its actually the opposite. These hollow bones are in fact stronger than normal mammal bones while being lighter, making them physically stronger than unicorns. These are only a problem when they’re younger, being so small and still forming, foals are more likely to injure themselves than the other tribes
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barn-anon · 4 days
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May I get your thoughts on hamsters? And which of your ocs would be the most likely to own one as a pet?
I had hamsters once like 15+ years ago. Back then all we know was what the pet shop told us and bought 3 with one of those hamster cages. In less than a year 3 turned into 36. I was so happy while my parents were terrified.
From what I understand now, they’re best suited for a large fist tank or enclosure with bedding to burrow in with toys in it? And that some hamster wheels aren’t suitable for them depending on size and type.
Firos comes to mind. He’s enamoured with this small furry critter that he saw at the pet shop. So small and soft. What thoughts go on in that small mind? Those wide round eyes as it scurries around that enclosure it’s in. If he ends up bringing it home and turning half his quarters into a little hamster paradise, none of his brothers say anything about it.
Inigo sighs, not understanding the point of putting so much time and effort into a small little rodent. Yet it brings his brother happiness and his human likes it when Firos brings it around. Firos even has a portrait of that little creature hanging on his wall. Where and who made it for him, no one knows.
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Clifford likes the idea of owning a hamster. Actually owning one is a bit.. unlikely… given his circumstances.
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Castle has been through all sorts of pets in his time with Susan and her kids, grandkids and great grandkids. He’s thoroughly exhausted an the slightest mention of the word pet makes him tense.
Birds, cats, dogs, snakes, insects, spiders, rocks, rodents. He’s had to at some point care for some family pet, least he risks one of the kids crying up a storm. He nearly fainted when one of the great grandkids asked for a pony for Christmas.
@thevoidscreams :3
Tagged: @kit-williams • @egrets-not-regrets • @bleedingichorhearts
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eldritch-spouse · 9 months
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PINNIE...pinprick...pinpoint
Shapeshifter anon here, as a pardon for bombarding you with asks I give you ‘Chronicles of a Shapeshifter’ - I hope it’s funny and you have a nice laugh ❤️
Day 1: Morell - I tried to do a live version of Ratatouille, but I don’t think he was very happy. I managed to dodge the cleaver he threw by jumping out the window and grabbing on to Pebble.
Day 2: Gallon - Brought a fish tank with me and placed it on some spare table top on the bar. I turned into a Spanish Dancer Nudibranch and kept Gallon company during his shift. 
Day 3: Nebul - I wandered through Nebul’s shop as a desert rain frog. Whenever a customer tried to grab an item I popped out from behind and squeaked at them. Purpur tried to grab me, but I just hopped around the shop, through Nebul’s legs, and then around a customer a couple times (the whole day).
Day 4: Vinnel - I participated in Vinnel’s show as a polar bear. Accidentally hit a guy with some entrails, but I think he liked it? The temporary power outage didn’t happen because SOMEONE hit a severed head into a power box ACCIDENTALLY.
Day 5: Grimbly - Was a hedgehog in the halls and tripped Grimbly ONCE (maybe more, not too much, definitely fewer that 30). I let him put a big hot pink bow on me as an apology.
Day 6: Santi - Became a bird of paradise and seduced all his potential customers. Was a hit with bird monsters. Swimming in b*tches, but I’m a player not a lover, so Santi eventually got them back.
Day 7: Frank-e - Was THE goat at Frank-e’s rave. Ate a few monster’s hair, my mouth is still tingling (it’s been 3 days). 
Day 8: Sybastian - what better way to play hide-and-seek with the minimics (mini-mimics) then to become a chameleon. Had to hide from Sybastian when he came charging to the mimic that squeaked when I caught it.  
Day 9: Belo - I turned into a great potoo and had a staring contest with him. Later became a shima enaga and sat on his head for the rest of the day. Took a mouthful of feathers (the ones closest to the root of his wing) as a keepsake/trophy. 
Day 10: Patches - During the day I walked up to Patches as (surprise) a horse. I think he actually believed I was one because he tried to lure me in with some apple slices, like I couldn’t see the reigns in his other hand. I took the apple slices and a piece of his face. He chased after me with a lasso but I ran away every time he got close. —Stitches - Stitches stole some other horse and I tagged along (as a horse) to help cause some mayhem. He attempted to do some show pony tricks on me...
Day 11: Krulu/Admin - Was a raven and played with admin when she had some time to relax. Would repeat her words and roll around. Let her carry me and dress me up, as much as I didn’t want to be put in a raven-sized Clergy uniform. 
(Bonus) Day ??: I don’t know how long I’ve been down in this basement, the days have all blended together. The only consistent thing is the bagel shower twice a day(?). I’ve talked with some of the other basement dwellers and a plan is forming. With the stale, concrete tough bagels we hid under the floor boards we plan to-/\|//||\\|//\\| the rest of the entry has been torn out...
You plan to lay real fucking low and not give the others any dumbass ideas.
You know we have free Healthcare here, don't you?
[Cute stuff though.✨You're using all my titles, thank fuck you don't know my full name. *phew*]
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billkaulitzwife · 10 months
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More Stupid Shit My Friends and I Have Said Feat. The Outsiders
Ponyboy
"Are you seriously on fucking Tomodachi life rn."
"What's your tit size? I MEANT KITTEN BITE. I MEANT WHAT DOES YOUR KITTEN BITE."
"If I had a nickel for every time I got confused I'd be a fucking millionaire."
Sodapop
"I'm mad at you now. I was watching a Livestream of a bird eating and I had to click on your notification."
"I don't own the cat. The cat owns me"
"I love fruit. Why? My boyfriends a fucking fruitbowl, c'mon now."
Darry
"Shit I burnt the grilled cheese." *Goes outside and throws it at a squirrel* "Eat it or I'll kill you."
"What the fuck do you mean Johnny's getting married to Elvis??"
"I've never had a soda so when my mom brings soda home we all worry."
"You caused a Chain reaction. You got suspended last week then Pony tells me 10 girls got suspended today."
Addie
"I tried to quit smoking. Yeah didn't last long."
"What animal are Teletubbies?"
"They call me grilled cheese cuz I make a mean one."
Dallas
"They call you queen bee cuz u been fuckin all of 'em."
"Next time I see Cherry Valance I'm throwing a box of cherries at her. Bitch."
"What animal is Mickey Mouse?"
Johnny
"How the fuck do people on Discord have my Snapchat, too."
"If I had a nickel for everytime I worried you guys I'd be in California."
"Guys I'm almost 17 :)"
Two-Bit
"Nuh-uh."
"I guess you could say that I am... a little silly in the morning."
*Talking to Steve while high* "Did you see how high Addie was this morning at school?"
"If I had a Nickel."
Steve
"I had a grilled cheese for breakfast."
"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."
"If I had a Nickel for everytime I had something on my face I'd be on a yacht right now instead of staring at y'all's ugly bitch asses."
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Addie: I know how to shoot a shotgun.
Darry: HOW?
Steve and Dallas, in the corner: 😳
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Steve: That grilled cheese was good. Thanks Ads.
Addie: I made one and you live a mile away.
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*Dallas and his mom in an argument*
His Gramma: *Sends a weird Facebook meme.*
Dallas: 🤓
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Dallas: I remember when I used to sit on Santa's lap.
Johnny: Just like when some adult man made me sit on his!
Everyone else: 😥
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Steve: Hey, hun did you check on the kids?
Sodapop: Hey, twins, Johnny, dinner's almost ready.
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Darry: Top four animals
Addie: Kittens, frogs, turtles... Beluga.
Two-Bit: Birds-
Addie: BIRDSSSSSS OH MY GOD HOWD I FORGE-
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Steve: I want a toasted cheese sandwich.
Pony: A fucking grilled cheese?
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*Curtises hanging with their cousins*
The ginger cousin: I need to know what animal I would be and why.
Sodapop: LEPRECHAUN
Pony: A whale.
Cousin: HEY
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Darry Curtis (active 4 hours ago): Phones on the tabke when you get home.
Ponyboy McLovin Curtis (Active Now): WHAT DID I DO
addie curtis (Active Now): are you serious.
Coca-Cola (Active Now): what happened
Darry Curtis (Active Now): None of you. Dallas and Steve.
Daddy dallas winston(Active.): is it cuz I took addie out to dinner or because we went to the shooting range after
Stevie (Active): I wasnt thwre i promise
Darry Curtis: what is this then *sends a picture of addie and dallas holding guns like bonnie and clyde while Steve is in the middle smiling huge*
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guys i made a grilled cheese for the first time so These are mostly shit ive said. also ive found tumblr to actually be a safe space so idk.
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merklins · 1 month
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BEHOLD! THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Various hlvrv characters as ponys (: A full list does indeed exist, BUT! These are the silly guys I've drawn for you today. Under the cut, as I! Have now gone into WAY more detail than I thought I would haha.
Player- A Pegasus, inspired by the European Turtle Dove and Komorner Tumbler Pigeon! (He is not pictured here BUT. I also have a Saxon Fairy Swallow assignment set aside for Power Trip) I'd probably give him more armor in the future for the HEV suit, BUT! Little leg guards is what he's got for now. And also a little band on one leg like you see on pigeons for tracking and scientific purposes. Because SCIENCE and BLACK MESA! And honestly I thought it'd just look cool for him to have the little lambda band on his leg after all's over with and he isn't carrying around an entire HEV suit anymore. The other front leg is where he would put anything else, like friendship bracelets or "hey hold onto this for a minute" or what have you.
Doc- A Pegasus, BUT BETTER! After an accident in the Green Department of the rainbow factory, he now glows... GREEN! Surprising! And also she has various bat pony traits Which she now uses her epic and cool inventions to help with. Like the robot arms! He's inspired by a Rufous hummingbird, mostly. Actual flight is finicky because of the hummingbird and bat pony wing combination, BUT! They can indeed hover and zip a little! As they deserve. (This drawing was done before I picked hummingbird specifcially, but now she's got much tinier wings like a hummingbird, that are feathery at the base but extend out into more bat-like wings!)
Loverboy- As Gordon B he would be an Earth Pony, BUT! There's this wonderful wonderful Generation 3 episode where- [I am sent to the abyss for referencing this single episode for the third time on blog] WHERE THE EARTH PONYS GET HUGE MAGIC GIANT BUTTERFLY WINGS THAT LOOK SO AWESOME AND COOL. Loverboy is that (:
(THE EPISODE IS CALLED TWO FOR THE SKY)
Sleepless- A Griffon! Violet-Backed Starling is the main inspiration, but I DID take a little bit from the White-Breasted Ground Dove as well. The other half that isn't a bird I used a Clouded Leopard because. cloud... fog... the purple stuff... it was a REACH, but it looks cool so I win either way. I didn't draw it in this one, but I imagine his regular sleeping mask is a little more like a cowl you'd see in Falconing. One of the masks that slide on and cover the entire upper face. Also I know Griffons are basically pony sized, but also I write the canon here and Sleepless gets to be taller than ponies by a large margin. Just for fun, a little treat for me.
Valentine- A Unicorn! But as opposed to other unicorns I have slotted in the hlvrv roster, they take a lot of inspiration from that classic unicorn look. You know the one, probably. A lot of MLP redesigns change the unicorns to look like it and its SO cool. But Spork and Valentine are the only ones I really did that with this time around, other then a couple guys who got the little unicorn beard. You also probably know the one. I think I stole their cutie mark from somewhere by mistake, so apologies for that, BUT!! In other news, Valentine and the Love Letters all very VERY specifically have the little heart-shaped hoof thing going on. For the Aesthetic, y'know?
CLOWN NEO FUNNY GUY CLOWN NEO!! Neo himself is an Earth Pony, BUT! In Nightmare Circus? He has all that cool dressage that carousel horses and circus ponies wear SUCH AS! One of those cool decorative head pieces that are meant to make them look like a unicorn. EXCEPT. Because this is a dream and you can do whatever you want, It ACTUALLY works as a functional magic horn and he can pull all KINDS of magic tricks and shenanigans with it!
AAAAAND PING FOR FRIEND WHO RAMBLED WITH ME FOR HOURS ON THE MATTER TO HELP ME ASSIGN THEM ALL! YES, ALL OF THEM! @bbeeohazardd
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quill-of-thoth · 11 months
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Due to a family game of telephone, my mom told me yesterday morning on the way to a family graduation that my cousin's in-laws' giant "service" dog is part wolf. Mom has always been kinda nervous around him, because he is the size of a small pony and extremely serious... and her mental picture of me is apparently of me at seven flinging myself bodily on every large dog I have the good fortune to see. In reality, this dog, who I see at baseball games sometimes, provides the "service" of obsessively guarding my cousin's mother-in-law. He assigned himself this job, and cannot be persuaded to stop. But it' genuinely helping the mother in-law, who is getting up there and starting to get frail. She got him the leash that says service dog before she recently got on oxygen, so people would stop asking to pet him because he's an abused rescue with a mouth large enough to do serious damage. And because he looks mostly like a german shepherd (size holy fucking direwolf,) and people are stupid. He also prevents crowds from knocking her over with her oxygen tank and cane, by dint of clearing a two to four foot wide halo around her with his glare. They're training him to fetch another human if she takes a fall, or at least trying to. It isn't going well, because he has an objection to leaving her unguarded. He will politely ignore other dogs, all preteen children, and the vast majority of women. Men are considered acceptable if they act calm and introduce themselves properly. Since I am no longer seven, my relationship with this extra large canine is that he arrives at an event, makes a growly little grumble at me to remind me that he is a bodyguard and I better remember it, then smells my hand and lets me pet him as long as he can keep an eye on his principal. You can bury your hand up to the wrist in his fur if he has decided you are an acceptable companion for his principal, so I did not necessarily question my mom's assertion that he was part wolf, because she said it came from a genetics test (so it could be a good few generations back) and also because after whatever trauma was in his previous life, someone hauled him to the animal shelter from fuck-nowheresville Wyoming. Where most people searching for a dog looked at him, staring at them, not wagging, and thought, like our prehistoric ancestors "If I'm gonna feed that thing, it's going to be strictly so he never gets hungry enough to bother trying to eat ME." My cousin's mother in law came in, in her bird-boned five nothing frame, and thought "he's perfect" and named him Panzer. Yes, she named him tank, but in German. (She also thought he was the Andre the giant of german shepherds.) Her husband looked at him walking out at her heel, and thought "it's been five minutes and that dog worships my wife and might be smarter than half my relatives" and gave in to the inevitable. Panzer treats him as the only acceptable substitute guardian for his principal, the queen of rescue dogs, which is the highest honor any man is gonna get from him. According to Panzer, her son and grandsons are mere servants of the queen. Trusted, but not sworn to her defense. Others (daughters in law, children, other old ladies with booze, assorted distant relatives) are allowed to petition the queen, with the strict understanding that bribing him with taco meat won't get him to change his vigil: He'll just take any bribe you're stupid enough to give him and get back to work. So at my cousin's kid's graduation party today, I sat on the stoop, nearly elbow deep in Panzer's ruff fur, thinking of gallusrostromegalus' wolfdog stories. I decided that Panzer's wolfy ancestor must be at least a couple generations back, and went back to chatting with the old ladies who were either gossiping, or heckling the teenage boys playing bags. One of my other cousins' kids barreled in, bearing a lizard for me to photograph, and Panzer inspected the lizard, found it harmless, and returned to his stoic watch. "Oh yeah," I said to the queen of rescue dogs, once I finished my duty as lizard paparazzo and the lizard was released from the red carpet, "My mom tells me you had a genetics test done on Panz. She said he was german shepherd and sheepdog and something else?" "Oh yes, he's German Shepherd, some kind of balkan sheepdog, and Czechloslovakian Wolfhound."
Needless to say, I teased my mother for confusing Wolfhound with Wolf dog half of the ride home. Before we left, Panzer reminded me that I should bring the queen food based tribute, and that he was her official food taster.
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shirecorn · 11 months
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does your lore have anything to say on the size (and presumed actual-horse'ness) of saddle arabians vs the ponies, which are now considerably horsier and about five billion times more cool? how do you think you'd make them different?
(sorry if the answer already exists somewhere. i only stumbled across your work last night, and digging around until bedtime didn't turn anything up for them)
in my world, earth ponies are just horses, and can be any breed, from sheltand to belgians
Equestria seems to be a temperate, northern hemisphere kingdom, and Saddle Arabia is more like earth's middle eastern climate. So the horses that fair better in the hot climate are breeds like Arabians, Akhal-Tekes, Barbs, and Turkoman horse. Though other breeds and sizes live there too. Unicorns would be based on desert antelopes, and pegasus on desert birds.
Alternatively, saddle arabia could be populated with camels.
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gamerbearmira · 8 months
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Frodo had been kind enough to let Antonio and Mirabel stay in the extra beds of Bags End until they either learned why they were truly brought to this land, or found a way home.
Mirabel sang at the pub, worked as a waitress at night and helped look after little ones during the day to help pay their way and for their things. Antonio got to run around and play with the other children.
And then...Then Gandalf was back in the night. And he looked afraid and half mad.
Mirabel had started packing supplies as soon as she saw his face. She made sure her mithril dress from Thorin was on properly with some regular clothing on top of it. And her enchanted shoes were on her feet, unfortunately she did not have a sword yet but she could use some knives until then.
Antonio was sleepy as he waited in a chair, trying not to doze off. She had put her old metal armor on him, it fit him rather well since he was about the same size she had been when she first came to Middle Earth if a bit taller. He too had no weapon.
Once Gandalf told them the gravity of the situation and that they must make haste at once Antonio and Mirabel helped Frodo and the roped in Samwise Gamgee pack supplies before they set out with a pony.
It was agreed that Antonio would ride stop the pony until he awoke properly and then they could take turns.
"I will meet you at the Inn of the Prancing Pony. I must seek out Sauroman. He is both wise and powerful." Gandalf said and Mirabel narrowed her eyes.
"Just be careful Gandalf I do not trust him. What should we do if you are not there when we arrive?" Mirabel asked as they continued to walk.
"...I shall be wary. If I am not there when you get there leave a message for me. And then take them to Rivendale Mirabel. Go to see Elrond. But be careful. The enemy has many spies. Birds. Beasts...if you see a Ranger named Strider then trust him. He will help you to safety." Mirabel nodded at the information.
"if the ring becomes too heavy Frodo then give it to Mirabel. She is more than what she appears and will do anything to keep you all safe." Gandalf said to the Hobbit who nodded but looked worried. After all he wasn't sure he wanted to endanger a young lass not even twenty winters who had a baby of not even five winters relying on her.
But...if Gandalf and Bilbo were right about her...
Well he saw her use the shoe on Merry and Pippin and on more than one drunken lot getting too into his drink.
Shoutout to Frodo for letting them stay⁉️⁉️ And shoutout to Mirabel for getting that bag 🤞🏾
YOOOOOO she’s so real for not touching Saruman tho. Like be so Fr, he was creepy even in the Hobbit 😭 I remember seeing him when I watch the movie for the first time as a little kid and. Being weirded out by his freakishly long nails. Seriously, cut those things or sumn 😭
Poor Antonio <3
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crisp-nightime-air · 1 year
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Here are me and my gf favourite dndaddies quotes. (Up until season 2 episode 23)
**spoilers to come
“I’m hungry and I kinda wanna fuck”
“He is my seed!!!”
“I burned down my first school!!”
“Who wants grape nuts?”
“No one!!!”
“Now two sad bags of bones that used to be people with hopes and dreams”
“Natures orgasm”
“Jizz likely”
“I’m wearing the condoms Ron!!!”
“ the Birkenstock’s were in you all along”
“If we all get into the fanny pack then the bear can get into the van”
“Daryl what do your dilf eyes see”
“Is that a d4 in your pocket or are you just that poorly endowed”
“It’s like watching a man chase down his very specific kink through tabletop role play”
“It’s role play masturbation”
“I can’t respect your choices when you don’t make good ones”
“You find more knives than not knives”
“Look at my butt hole dad”
“Yea look at his butthole”
“Balfazar drop me a fat ass poem”
“So your edging your cat??!???”
“Get yourself together the snake is dying”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me”
“Dick daddy”
“My cat has never nutted and will never nut”
“We don’t need seat belts where we’re going”
“The horse doesn’t get the money, Glenn”
“Mountain don’t think, mountain do”
“It’s like a bra for your penis”
“A bunch of sexualised but private part not having felines”
“Do they have BUTTHOLES??”
“I’m hard rock big huge”
“Eldritch candy emergency”
“The entire episode is spent inside Darrell's butt”
“The curious case of the poop in the bathroom”
“John the Baptist flipping through the Old Testament “ain’t no rules says it can’t happen””
“A homunculus made of confidence and urine”
“Trapped in a piss boy”
“Frankly my dear I don’t have a frank”
“You do the hokey pokey and you turn into an eight year old”
“Don’t you ,forget about yeet”
“Human sized bird on a tiny pony”
“I’m fully cocked”
“I hate it when I go to the grocery store looking for Tapatío and they’re like “We only have Old Assblower” and I’m like “Okay, fine.”
“A brief encounter with a problematic vampire”
“Father! The after life…it is dark”
“Because Glenn could not stop for Death, we kindly killed Glenn”
“I’m burnt out from caring”
“Tell me it’s comic sans and I will cum”
“Never send a Matt to do a Glenn’s work”
“Why don’t you come down here and punish me daddy”
“I’m not that easily penetrated”
“That’s the last time you gonna see anybody come”
“I don’t have to be nice I’m aerodynamic”
“A Real man belongs in a mouth”
“It’s like my dick, my ass, and my balls have all seen a ghost”
“Does your butt look like house md now”
“Down with the immigrant”
“Matt nipple play Arnold”
“I’m Beth miracle nip May”
“You can finger something without touching the sharp end”
“Goblin? On deez nuts??!!????!?”
“Women are friends not cubes”
“You can’t really do a battle cry on resolving conflict”
“Tomorrow might be m for mature but today is for e for everyone”
“You couldn’t do 30 seconds of childhood”
“FOMO fire opportunity murder other thing”
“I turn to my directionless hippie family”
“Disenfranchised acolytes of oakvale”
“My daddy is god! My daddy is god!”
“I am willing to psychically dominate your father”
“If it’s a private school…..how do you know about it?”
“Say something racist William campos”
“Have you ever watched a porn?????? No one wants to see the guys face!!!!!”
“I got a detention in my pants”
“You see in order…..the same man twice and a boy that’s wrong”
“My husband is an heiress”
“The Apple doesn’t fall far from the weeb”
“Goth the friend zone iguana”
“We clocked the teen boy at 30 miles an hour”
“Coming out of my mom and I was feeling just fine”
“Scorpion slut”
“I have never pleasures a woman in my life and I don’t plan on starting now”
“Dick Spencer’s the name dick pleasures the game”
“It’s time for centrist vegan ice cream”
“I don’t think the fbi can help with this growth”
“My one dad left because he saw how gross the growth is”
“That means they’ve listened to me jerkoff 67 times”
“A routeeny”
“I’m not the smartest kid in the shed”
“This hole was made for me”
“I’m gonna wrap my vajay around your neck”
“You hit him directly with your vagina”
“Let the yeast do its thing”
“I love to please when I get head to…damn”
“The raccoons name is laaannhehahheh”
“Can you order calzone people?
Oh yea like a stripper”
“Jsut order party calzones!!”
“Does he want sentient or none sentient calzones?
He said he doesn’t want feet on them”
“You see the price on the recipe after we charge you”
“The sensual ghost Italian music playing in the back”
“A woman shat in the bathroom”
“You wanna slide inside a calzone with dad”
“To old to share a calzone with your papa”
“It’s not gonna be pleasant in that calzone”
“I have returned to the woomussy”
“Deep inside your pizzussy”
“Hi my name is Matt Arnold known misogynist”
Hi I’m will campos known woman lover”
“Hi I’m Beth may known woman”
“My first kiss was a threesome”
“You hear the sphincter of the cat open”
“Guys act like calzones!!”
“There’s a nipple on the bus hot shot”
“My neck, my back, MY PUSSY BUS!!”
“New you would pussy out you would pussy in”
“Don’t get cocky kid this is the only pussy you’re ever getting in”
“The dick kids don’t fall far from the dick tree”
“It’s been two days since you last jerked”
“She Johnny on my Apple tell I seed”
“What ever revs your engine as long as I get to drive the car”
“Come here baby and hold your body against mine and rub it around a little bit”
“”We‘ll talk about in a second” is the Wilson fucking family crest”
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