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#polar bear tf
kairukitsuneo · 8 months
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Polar Bear Skyfire x Penguin Starscream
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Honestly I can't stop thinking about Skyfire is literally a big polar bear. Starscream can be a gremlin penguin lmao.
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userscuderia · 1 year
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Ricciardo is serving!!! the drinks for the celebrities 
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myperfectfatdads · 5 months
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Santa’s Pet Bear
“Santa is not real, dude. Theres just no way. I mean, how could someone go to all the houses in the world in just one night?” says Brent. Yeah, I guess you’re right, man. There’s just no way he could make it to all the houses in the world, and how has no one ever seen him? "Ok, well, we’re here,” says Brent. We just got back from the gym and just arrived at Brent’s house. Hey dude, is it okay if I just spend the night? "Yeah, of course, man, just make yourself at home,” says Brent. Thanks. You go up to the guest bedroom and put your stuff away. Walking back down the stairs, you see that Brent made dinner for the both of you. Wow, this looks amazing! "Haha, thank you, dude. It’s really nothing. Normally, my parents make dinner, but they’re out of town for the week. After dinner, you guys decide to watch some TV, but only a little bit after you hear a knock at the door. “I got it,” says Brent. Opening the door, there’s just a box, but you guys take it into the kitchen and open it. On top of the box, there is a whole stack of these bear paw cookies, but under them is a red coat that looks just like Santa’s. “These cookies look amazing; I’m definitely going to have to try one,” says Brent. You ignore the cookies and look at the coat; it looks a little big, but you try it on anyway.
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“That looks big on you, dude, not gonna lie,” says Brent. Yeah, I agree. I don’t think it was meant for me. Normally, Brent is a healthy person keeping up with his fit body, and these cookies must have awakened him because, looking down at the plate he had all ready, he had about half of them. Wow, those cookies must have been good, dude. “They’re amazing,” says Brent. Who sent them? “Look at this,” says Brent. He shows you a slip of paper in the box that says, “Thank you two for helping fill in two very important roles this year, from the North Pole."? This can’t be right; I mean, no one even lives in the North Pole. “I mean, it’s probably just a joke,” says Brent. Yeah, you’re right, there’s no way this is being sent all the way from the North Pole. "Anyways, is it just me, or are you tired because I’m going to bed? Goodnight, dude,” says Brent. Yeah, same, ok, we’ll see you tomorrow morning, man. You were jolted awake by a loud scream coming from Brent’s room. Everything's okay, dude; it’s like three in the morning. “No man, come in here,” says Brent. Walking into his room, you see Brent inspecting his legs. What wrong, bro? “Look at my legs there, super hairy,” says Brent. So, my legs are hairy too. "Yeah, but this isn’t just any hair; it’s white. Wait, dude, it happened to you too,” says Brent. As you look into the mirror, your head of nice brown hair has turned completely white, and you're even starting to grow a white beard too! This can’t be right; we’re only twenty-four. What's happening? “I don’t know, man, but hopefully this is all. I mean, we can just shave it,” says Brent. You're right, I'll do that in the morning, though I’m going back to bed. Waking up in the morning, you realize that the changes definitely didn’t stop as the small little beard is really starting to grow. You also never had to wear glasses and have had great eye sight, but for some reason today you could barely see in front of you if it was so foggy. You brush it aside and go down the stairs. As you struggle to get down the stairs from the bad eyesight, you smell something delicious. You see Brent cooking in the kitchen. You walk up to him and ask if, by chance, he had any glasses, as your eyesight was all messed up this morning. "Yeah, I have my old pair that you can use,” says Brent. As he gives you his old pair of glasses, you can finally see normal again, and you can truly see the hair on Brent’s legs. Dude, that almost doesn't look like hair—almost like fur. "Yeah, I agree, it’s really thick, which is weird, and it also spread up to my stomach too. Well, anyway, here’s breakfast,” says Brent. As he sets it on the table, you see a whole meal, mostly meat and salmon. Bro I thought you hated salmon. “I did, but it sounded really good this morning, and I definitely have to serve it with a side of honey,” says Brent. Honey in the morning, wow, that’s will. "She says you have milk and cookies for breakfast,” says Brent. Yeah, I have a will too, but secretly, you knew that this wasn’t what you normally eat. Ripppppp, what was that? Looking at Brent, you see his socks just got ripped apart. “What is going on? Nah,  I’m going to see the doctor. This is not normal. I mean, look at my... omg, my feet there paws, ok, now I’m starting to panic. What is this?” says Brent. Here let me look at the note again. Looking at the note, you see it’s from the North Pole like it always has, but something was off. You still couldn’t believe that it was from the North Pole as no one even lives up there, but I guess that’s the most normal thing that’s happened this morning. Hey dude, do you have an extra shirt? Mine feels a little tight; I should have picked a bigger one. “You really are asking me about shirt sizes right now. Look at my feet, or can I even call them that anymore? What is going on?” says Brent. Ok, man, I’ll leave you alone, but I’m going to go look for a shirt, while upstairs you search Brent’s whole bedroom and don’t find a single shirt that fits you. .
But you have an even better idea. Brent’s dad's clothes; his dad is way bigger than we both are, so maybe he’ll have a shirt for me. As you walk into his bedroom, you look around and find a shirt. You put it on and look in the mirror, but in the reflection, you don’t see you as the fit young man; you see an old, bald, fat guy with glasses and a big belly. Darn, even in this bigger shirt, you still look huge.
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You curl up into a ball and cry, as this is the worst Christmas ever. You look like a 50-year-old while you’re supposed to be in your early twenties. You decide to go check on Brent and see if he’s doing any better. As you come downstairs, he’s still in the kitchen, but you feel bad for yourself, but even worse for him as you watch in horror as white fur spreads all the way around his body, stopping at his neck, and right before his own eyes, his favorite pair of pants is ripped to pieces as his butt inflates and legs grow huge. He fumbles over Barley being over to catch himself. You pick up the note one more time to see if you missed anything, and there it is, right there with Mr. Clause and his pet polar bear. You are turning into Santa Claus, and your best friend Brent is being turned into a big, fat polar bear. Brent screams as his belly inflates into a huge beach ball. With every step he takes, it gets bigger. You look into the mirror and see wrinkles start to form on your face, and your beard is getting bigger and whiter. Your worst nightmare is coming true. Your shirt rips open as your belly can’t hold it any longer. Your already huge belly is getting even bigger. Brent’s face becomes covered in white fur as his nose turns black, and you hear a bear-like scream as his face stretches out to resemble a polar bear. He can’t hold his balance anymore and falls onto all fours like a normal polar bear. Two little furry ears sprout from the top of his head, and to top it all off, a little fluffy tail pops out of his buttocks.
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Brent tires to scream but only bear noises come out as he has become a true polar bear. You still terrified of what you just witnessed screams in tear but you realize that your transformation isn’t over yet ether as your big beer belly gets even bigger and you old man legs can’t take it anymore and you fall back into your favorite recliner.
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You give your huge belly one more big pat before looking at your best friend who is now a huge fat polar bear you sign now that you know you are Santa clause now and this is your pet polar bear about to take you to the North Pole when you are ready because you got to make this Christmas another great year.
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hussyknee · 18 days
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That's 91.4F and real feel 105.8F to you godless USAmerican heathens.
I'm too fat for this. I'm going to die. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edit: this is about Sri Lanka btw. Shit's unliveable even for a tropical island on the equator.
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crimsonrune · 5 months
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Comm - Don't Wear Him Out (Kigurumi TF)
As the season gets chillier, it's up to us to look out for our friends and keep them nice and cozy-wozy. Whether this is exactly the way Charlie planned on going about it for his friend Major though, I wouldn't be certain. Whatever the case, the big ol' polar bear seems to quite like it! Even if Charlie fits a bit small on him... This comm is another one of my personal favorites, made by the very talented @FauvFox who absolutely nailed the idea. One of these days I really gotta go in on a follow-up...
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baylardian-1 · 5 months
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my friend's bday is this weekend so i made him a fursona <3
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ieo-pio · 2 years
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When— when Etho said Joel reminded him of a tiger I— he……a rkni g hts tiger b oi
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catgirl-soup · 10 months
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this polar bear shows up outta nowhere to beat the shit out of sonic and friends then disappears into the aether never to be seen again
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nogendergoblin · 8 months
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c-midori · 1 year
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MerMay2023
Tutu, The Koi-Tailed Dancer
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Tutu, also known as れんにゅう or Rennyu in Japanese and Mizuno, is a peppy bear villager from the Animal Crossing series. Hence her name, she’s devoted to dancing the night away! Twirlin, swirlin, whirlin, all those moves, she’s got ‘em! She’s got moves for eons, and nothing’s gonna stop her!
Unlike most other merfolk in Mizuno, Tutu’s tail is like that of a koi fish, which explains why it has blue spots all over. She’s not the only one who has a koi tail, though I don’t know anyone else with one. Oh well.
She was already one for dancing prior to transformation, but with the vast ocean, and her new tail, it’s been fully integrated into her life!
She is in a relationship with Megan. Her birthday is on September 15th.
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deityforged · 10 months
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Ashmi does not do well in the cold , she’s never really experienced freezing temperatures and WILL complain & be a big baby about the whole ordeal.
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beardedmrbean · 2 years
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Seeing bears isn't uncommon for residents of the city of Arcadia in Los Angeles County, but what some saw Sunday upset many of them. 
A large bear, which neighbors said was a regular in the area, was spotted resting inside a backyard around noon Sunday with an arrow sticking out of it, CBS Los Angeles reports.
It was tough to see and hear for Ernie Camacho.
"When we saw the bear initially laying on the front lawn, it was probably 25-30 feet from us and he was helpless. He laid on his side, he perched his head up to look at us and, almost as though asking for help, he lifted his paw up, which was the most heart-wrenching thing," Camacho said. "The arrow was probably, well I couldn't tell how large the arrow was but it (had) penetrated."   
It wasn't clear how it happened.
The California Department of Fish and Wildlife told CBS L.A. the bear was probably shot at a local bow hunting area that's permitted in California through the Shared Habitat Alliance for Recreational Enhancement (SHARE) program. 
Camacho said that after a while, the bear got up and gingerly lumbered a few blocks away to another yard. 
But it was clear: The bear was in serious pain.
Camacho wondered how anyone could hurt an animal and leave it to die.
"The bear was obviously in pain and in fact when we lost him in the brush, we could hear him moan, which was very sad," Camacho said.
A spokesperson for the Department of Fish and Wildlife told CBS L.A. the department would respond if it appears the bear is a threat to people or pets.
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opheliaoversteers · 1 year
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So far i think there have been a total of three (3) times in the past six years I’ve felt semi grateful for spending most of the year in west Texas: the Grand Prairie Cobra, the Arlington Polar Bear, and the Dallas Clouded Leopard.
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zjofierose · 1 year
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delusionalwriter02 · 3 months
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OMGGG I LOVE YOUR IG POSTS, IF YOUR NOT TOO BUSY CAN YOU DO A FYODOR ONE PLEASE!!!
Insta as Fyodor's GF
a/n : hello dear!! thank you so much for your request, hope you like it!<3
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<3 liked by Fyofyo, Sig_ma and 138 others.
Yn_theoneandonly : when he's being cute
Fyofyo : This flower was even more magnificent in your hair
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you angel
Golgot : And in mineeeee ????
↳ Fyofyo : Stay back clown
↳ Golgot : I AIN'T A CLOWN you polar stupid bear
↳ Fyofyo : Wouah that was SO lame
↳ Golgot : I CAN'T FIND A BETTER INSULT
↳ Fyofyo : Well, I can think of multiple ones
↳ Golgot : I want you dead SO BAD
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : stop it RIGHT NOW, you're not going to kill him and Fyo you stop insulting him
↳ Fyofyo : You're not fun, angel
Sig_ma : What type of flower is that ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : a poppy! when you take them, they die a few hours later
↳ Sig_ma : isn't it romantic
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : i know
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Yn_theoneandonly : he's a prince
Golgot : and a great musician
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : what can't he do
↳ Golgot : love me
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : tf ??
Sig_ma : that bass is HUGE
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : like his-
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Fyodor's here, she ain't finishing that sentence
↳ Sig_ma : hmmm hi Fyodor I guess ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : She ain't responding for a few hours so stop commenting
↳ Golgot : what's happening ???????????????????????????
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I'll finish her sentence, bye
↳ Sig_ma : that was so random
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Yn_theoneandonly : hello the world, i'm back
Sig_ma : Are you alright
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : yes of course, why ?
↳ Sig_ma : Well you left, abruptly
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : oh
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : that
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : well yeah i'm ok
↳ Sig_ma : .... good to hear
↳ Golgot : to read*
↳ Sig_ma : go away
Daze_i : I want a date at the beach too
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Go with Chuuya, Kunikida or whoever you want
↳ Daze_i : but none of them will say yes
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : yk what ? you got chemistry with way too many people, that's your problem
↳ Daze_i : for the first time ever, i'll leave and it's MY decision
↳ Fyofyo : yeah leave, far away, very far away
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Yn_theoneandonly : love is the greatest feeling ever
Fyofyo : I love you angel, I like that photo
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you too honey and yes me too, it's calming
↳ Fyofyo : I agree, night is the part of the day
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : exactly! we should go out at night more often
↳ Golgot : am i bothering you ?
↳ Fyofyo : Yes
↳ Golgot : just talk privately omg
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just don't look at the comments
↳ Golgot : It's a SOCIAL media, I have the right to look
↳ Fyofyo : So stop complaining
↳ Golgot : I'm out
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : finally
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Hello! I hope you liked it ? Thank you so much for your kind words and your request!
See you <3
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 6 months
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U WRITE FOR SIMON :00
Can I request Simon finding a friendly polar bear in his home which is sweet to him..and becomes basically his guard and Therapy animal headcanons?? :0 please the old man needs it-
Oh thank you first Simon request, yippee!!
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You lived in Ice King's castle as a pet of sorts, turned immortal simply because you were, according to him, "too cute and cuddly to die".
If anything, though, you were basically his emotional support polar bear as he rambled about his loneliness and failures to catch yet another princess, oftentimes sobbing into your fur when it gets to be too much.
Like Gunther, you couldn't really talk. But you were there for him anyways.
After he becomes Simon again, his memories of you become a complete blur...
Until one day you show up at his "house" (the 20th Century Museum) and nearly give him a heart attack.
For a split second he thought the crown was on and he accidentally summoned you,,,bc how else would a polar bear get inside undetected???
To make a long story short, Prismo granted your wish to speak human language (how you got to the Time Room and how tf he knew that was your wish both remained a mystery), and you used that in your search for IK.
Although Simon was reluctant, he decides to let you stay since you went through a lot of trouble to find him.
Plus, he needed somebody to vent to....yet despite not remembering much of you from before, he still feels immense guilt. He even apologizes for burdening you so much in the past.
But you reassure him you don't mind it at all.
Whenever he regresses back to his IK days, you're there to comfort him and let him cuddle up against your side.
Instead of him overdramatically sobbing about some random princess like before, he sheds a few tears for Betty..his one true princess.
You met her a few times, but never reslly got to know her, although given the stories Simon told you..it's clear that he still loved her dearly.
While accompanying him on his multiverse adventures with Fionna and Cake, you're there as his bodyguard, being a fierce defender (you damn near mauled the Scarab to death when he got too close to your friend).
After he eventually learns to move on and live for himself, you get officially registered as an ESA by his therapist.
You even got your own service vest/uniform so everyone in Ooo knows you have a VERY important job to do.
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