I swallowed 1 whole bread covered with 2 big heavy cheeses. My stomach is going to explode...
I ate too much so I don't feel well. Why am I inflicting this on myself?
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Me reaching for that last slice of cake 🐷
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Charlie: Uh, Mom. I thought Adam was supposed to be.... I dunno. Attractive. He's the first man.
Lilith: And the second he and Eve had their first kid, he let himself get fat and mouthy. His excuse? He-
Adam: Deserves to ROCK this muthafuckin dad bod because, All of Mankind Came from THESE FUCKIN NUTS, BABY!!!!
Eve: .......I should have left with Lilith and Lucifer when I had the chance......
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Lil 2am doodles of our Mister Simon Riley (I can't sleep and my bones started to hurt after crocheting for like.... 7 hours 🤷♂️)
He has a ✨️athletic bad bod✨️ I love him so much and need him
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Grow lights make for excellent spicy pic lighting 😁
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Milkshakes are piling up and my medium underwear is cutting off circulation! 🥤🥤🥤
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