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#please take this pizza 🍕🍕🍕
quillirio · 1 year
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Ok i just figured out what a PMDD is and it explains a lot about how these past few months have been not so subtlety kicking me in the gut?
now im looking through the PMDD tag and suddenly my urge to scream and cry and destroy everything and then break out of my mortal flesh and be a scraggly little skeleton skittering across the ceiling with no uterus in sight makes a LOT more sense.
So like there’s other people who feel this way too??? People who also want to destroy the entire world and then crack it like an egg to make an omelette and then eat it in one sitting and then lose your appetite altogether for the next few days until finally your body decides to perform its unholy blood ritual?
This only started up for me VERY recently but damn. You people with PMDD are very strong to have held yourselves back from turning the world into an omelette. Hats off to all of you 🎉 hopefully i can be as strong as you all someday
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lisa-and-shadow · 7 months
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I had some really good pizza last night and now I want pizza again. There is no pizza. There won't be any pizza.
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konigsblog · 2 months
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pizza driver girl X könig 😔🥴
pizza driver-reader who'll take different forms of payment. ;3 🍕
this is what you usually do; instead of receiving money, you get fucked. it gives you some form of release before you head off to the next house, giggling because you know you have these men head over heels for you. it almost always works, as the depraved men you go to are always willing for a quick fuck, and this time it wasn't any different.
you saw the size of the large man, instead, taking it as a challenge... he was nervous, a man of his size fumbling over his words because he'd had too much to drink and was getting hit on by a cute pizza delivery girl was hilarious, you had to hold back your laughter. könig invited you inside, taking his weeping dick out from his tight boxers, while you slid your lace panties to the side, spreading your thighs for him. fuck, könig thought you looked more appetising than the pizza, anyways...
he thrusted harshly, his thrust erratic as he chased his orgasm and desperately tried to please you so you didn't think you were wasting your time, the gummy and sensual feeling of your pussy walls pulsing ‘round his thick, meaty cock was leaving him delirious...
usually, you'd take a man's dick rather than payment, but könig was adamant on paying you. he wouldn't let you leave without it, and couldn't stop thinking about you... he practically chased you out, just to see your pretty face and hear those pleasured moans. :(
he's so embarrassing, ugh !!
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rivatar · 2 months
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Pizza 🍕
Pairing: Neteyam & Lo’ak x Human Reader
A/N: Hey y’all! This was definitely giving me teenage mutant ninja turtles vibes with the boys eating pizza!! 🍕 (Neteyam would be Leonardo & Lo’ak would be Michelangelo, just saying). I hope y’all enjoy this lil story 😘
Synopsis: Reader introduces Neteyam & Lo’ak to pizza :) This follows the cotton candy story like a series but you can read them separately too. This is with pizza, as requested by everyone.
Warnings: none just fluff!!
W/c: 1k (more than I meant to oops)
“Lo’akkkk! Will you hand me the TV remote?” You shouted at him in the next room over as you and Neteyam both agreed you were too comfy in your places on the couch. Neteyam quietly snickered while looking at you as he knew Lo’ak’s upcoming response was gonna be funny.
Lo’ak begrudgingly entered the lounge room y’all were in, your go-to place to hangout in the lab building. He placed his hands on his hips and tilted his head in amusement. “Are you two really that lazy that you couldn’t get your butts up to walk 5 steps over for this?” He held the remote up and shook his head in playful disappointment, then tossed it over to you.
You and Neteyam just laughed, legs sprawled out and sharing a blanket, well — he called it ‘sharing’ but you would argue he was stealing it, trying to get it to cover his overly large body, which was impossible with your tiny human blanket.
“Yeah, yeah. I guess I do need to get some work done. But I need to eat first, care for anything?” You asked both of them as you got to your feet.
“Hmmm, I’ll have whatever you’re having” Neteyam replied. “Yeah, me too please!” Lo’ak chimed in.
“Okay but I was gonna heat up a pizza, have you ever had it?”
They looked at each other and then back at you, shaking their heads no. “But I’m always down to try your tawtute food, it hasn’t disappointed me yet” Lo’ak added.
“Yeah and it beats having to hunt down your own food. You’re spoiled, you know that?” Neteyam joked with you, giving you a toothy grin and lightly nudging your arm with his.
You rolled your eyes and tried to suppress a smile. “Okay mighty warrior, do you want some or not??”
“Yes, yes, I’m sorry! I would like to try it too, please” he said.
“Okay, well I’m gonna go put it in the oven. Hopefully y’all will like cheese because that’s the only kind we have” you shrugged to yourself and walked to the kitchen.
‘BEEP, BEEP, BEEP’, the oven started obnoxiously going off about 20 minutes later.
“Come on guys, it’s ready!” You stated excitingly, you were starving. They got up and followed you to the food.
With your oven mitts on, you carefully placed it on top of the stove. It was lightly sizzling and steaming off hot air.
“Eywa, that smells sooo good” Lo’ak said as he wafted up the aroma to his nose.
“I have to agree with him, tawtute” Neteyam added while looking down at it.
“I gotta cut it and let it cool a bit. It’s piping hot, guys” you said while walking to get the pizza cutter wheel.
“Ahhh it’s nothing we can’t handle, and also I’m hungryyy!” Lo’ak whined.
“Lo’ak, hush! Just give it literally a minute” you said while cutting the slices.
“He knows nothing about patience, y/n. He’s practically still a child” Neteyam laughed while dodging Lo’ak as he tried to hit him in protest.
“Do you ever shut up, bro? She’s probably tired of listening to you” Lo’ak retorted while still lazily fighting Neteyam with some shoves and pushes.
“GUYS! If you’re done bickering with each other, it’s probably cool enough to eat now” you shifted onto one hip with your eyebrows raised up as you held the plates out for all of you.
“Yeah, sorry y/n, you’ll have to excuse my brother” Neteyam playfully sighed while taking the plate from your hand. Lo’ak glared at him so meanly that Neteyam finally lifted his hands up in surrender.
You got a piece on the 3 plates for each of you, though you would definitely be going for seconds or thirds later. You smiled at them as they eyed the triangle-shaped food. Lo’ak reached to pick it up and was holding it in the middle awkwardly, each end flopping down and getting the tomato sauce and cheese on his fingers messily.
“No, no,” you giggled at his actions and cluelessness. “You hold it like this” you demonstrated for them, picking it up by the crust and supporting the bottom with your thumb.
Neteyam tried the new method you showed and successfully held it. Lo’ak followed suit.
“Now eat!” You beamed and took your own first bite, the warm flavors melting in your mouth.
They did as you said. Lo’ak gladly dove in but Neteyam was a bit more hesitant, slowly placing it in his mouth.
Lo’ak was already chewing and swallowing his first bite, his eyes blown up like the taste was exploding in his mouth. “Woahhh! It’s so good! Why haven’t you given us this before??”
You hummed and shrugged. As Neteyam was taking his first bite, he pulled back and the cheese pulled, connecting him and the pizza and he looked very confused at this, freezing a little and looking to you for help.
You couldn’t help but laugh, covering up your mouth as you didn’t want to make him feel embarrassed but really it was quite cute.
“You got a really cheesy piece, Neteyam, you’re lucky!” You spoke happily.
He was working on disconnecting the strings of cheese with his fingers. Lo’ak kept eating and laughed at his older brother. Once Neteyam finally got it situated, he slowly chewed and his expression flipped from confused to pleasantly surprised. He eagerly chewed and looked around, taking in the new savory flavors.
He couldn’t help himself from smiling even with his mouth full, showing some of his halfway chewed food.
“Ewww bro, no one wants to see that” Lo’ak grimaced in disgust.
All the while, you were chowing down on your slice. You laughed at the brothers.
“Safe to say you two like pizza, huh?” You smiled while getting another piece for yourself.
They both nodded their heads frantically. “This is the best thing ever.” Lo’ak declared while grabbing another piece.
Neteyam might’ve liked it even more, he scarfed his down and had a small mess of sauce and crumbs around his mouth. “I won’t wanna go back to forest food if you keep this up, y/n” Neteyam said happily while licking his fingers.
You just smiled at him. They would definitely be requesting another pizza later.
Please like, reblog, comment if you liked this and tell me your thoughts! It gives me motivation and makes me so happy 🫶🏼 Love yallllll!
Taglist: @professional-yapper @neteyamssyulang @nonamevenus
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meowzfordayz · 10 months
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how they care for you — sanemi, giyuu
Author’s Note: to whoever needs to be reminded… YOU CAN DO THIS! 😤🤗
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how they care for you — sanemi, giyuu
Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader
Word Count: ~400
CW: depression
Emergency Request Fulfilled: ​​hi!! i feel kinda awkward making an emergency request bc I've never done this before but I've been struggling a lot lately and your writing is so comfy. 😭 could you write about how giyuu & sanemi would react or comfort a disabled s/o who has bad bouts of depression bc she can't do as much as she wants to? if this isn't something you're not comfy writing please don't feel like you have to!!
(p.s I lov your work and it always makes me happy when your writing shows up on my dash 🥺)
~faqs~
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Does his best to bring places to you
Wish you could go to the museum and stare at pretty paintings? 🖼 He’ll say, “Gimme an hour,” and turn the living room into your own museum (nvm that his art isn’t ~the greatest 🥴)
Craving a stroll in the local park? He’ll say, “Gimme an hour,” and return w/ a duck for your entertainment (don’t scold him too hard, he just wanted to see you smile 😅) 🦆
Feeling wistful bc you can’t go out to eat? 🍜 He’ll become your host, waiter, and chef (mind you, if you don’t tip him 🤑, then he will pretend to pick a fight w/ you)
Cooks or orders you whatever food you want to eat
If he wants a burrito and you want pizza, then he wants pizza too 🍕
If he wants pad Thai and you want sushi, then he wants sushi too 🍣
Etc 😂
That being said, he does gently encourage you to eat fruits and veggies along w/ whatever else you’re craving, bc he knows eating well helps you feel well too 🍓🥕
11/10 makes the cutest charcuterie boards for you complete w/ fancy cheeses, meats, freshly cut fruits, veggies, dips, and jams 😋
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Randomly springs Spa Day™️ on you
Muscles sore? Feeling exhausted? Unsure where to start? Have no fear! Giyuu has an entire itinerary for you
Complete w/ a full body massage, flower bath, complementary fruit and cheese platters, and naptime, you’re sure to feel a lil better 🛁  (if not physically, then at least in spirit)
Plucking flower petals off you and then patting you dry is his fave part 🥺🥰
Talks about The Future™️ w/ you, and tries to make Things™️ happen
That trip you wish you could go on, but feels impossible?
He’ll make some adjustments, and surprise you w/ a weekend away ☀️
Those clothes you wish you could buy, but haven’t had the time or energy to?
He’ll purchase everything in multiple sizes, so all you have to worry about is trying it all on — he’ll take care of any necessary returns 👕
That movie you wish you could watch, but can’t fathom being stuck in a theater for?
He’ll rent it asap, and ensure he has a free evening to enjoy it w/ you 🎬
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shares-a-vest · 2 months
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Prompt: Argyle (Discord Drabble) My first time writing Stragyle really got away from me...
Robin rounds the corner into the Harrington's kitchen, wondering where the hell her best friend got to. Steve went to get more beers and just never returned to the TV room, leaving her to suffer through a bickering match between Nancy and Eddie about...
Well, she doesn't exactly know what. Only that between Steve disappearing, Jonathan falling asleep on the rug and Argyle setting about making pizzas for dinner, Robin feels utterly abandoned.
She rolls her eyes at the sight awaiting her in the kitchen.
Argyle is kneading pizza dough with the utmost expertise, psychedelic print sleeves rolled up as he dons one of Mrs Harrington's frilly aprons. He's humming a tune in time with his movements, swaying along too.
And across the counter sits Steve, planted firmly in place and not fetching more beers as he stares – nay, gawks at their new friend.
She has to clap a hand over her mouth to stifle a laugh.
It's not that Steve is wracking up yet another tally on her mental 'You Suck' Board, his look of awe is endearing, if maybe just a teeny tiny bit pathetic as he leans forward like he is about to say something, likely giving Argyle a line that isn't all that smooth but will make him laugh anyway.
But then Steve shuts his gaping mouth with a click as Argyle looks up and notices Robin's lingering.
"Steve-o and I got a little carried away here," he apologises, lifting his hands so the dough stretches out and makes all these gross holes and stringy bits.
Robin shudders and looks at her best friend, who appears caught off guard. He hums, floundering a little more.
"You were supposed to be getting us beer," Robin offers and at that, Steve slips off his stool in one fluid motion.
He runs a hand through his hair and Robin swears Mr Casanova himself is blushing.
"Yeah..." he sighs with a lop-sided smile, "Sorry."
He shoots her a look – that look Steve has been giving her ever since he confessed to having a crush on Argyle about a month ago. A crush that he seems to not do anything about. Instead doing this. Lingering and gawking like a pea-brained goldfish.
It will happen.
At some point...
She thinks.
God, she hopes...
"Please hurry," she says, nodding in understanding before returning to a snarky schtick of glaring, "Nance and Eddie are gonna break the television."
"Give them this," Argyle says, grinning and tilting his head as he reaches into his layered shirt pocket for a joint.
His fingers are doughy and sticky, but Robin takes it anyway.
"Get the beer," she commands, giving her best friend a playful shove in what she thinks is the direction of the garage that might contain the beer fridge.
-🍕🍕🍕-
Steve forgets what he came out to the second garage for by the time the interior door to the house slams shut behind him.
He'd walked down the hall, past the laundry and into the main garage with Argyle on his mind, his name racing through his pea-brain like a goddamn slot machine.
Argyle with his cooking skills. His hands kneading and rolling –
Steve yelps as the broken lock clicks, sealing his fate.
"Shit!" he curses, clamping his hand over the doorknob on instinct.
He shakes it and bumps at the door with his left shoulder for good measure.
But it's no use.
He screws his eyes shut. Unfortunately, this isn't the first time he has locked himself in the garage in search of extra alcoholic beverages.
Only this time a lifeline is nearby, closer than pressing the automatic door open and rounding the whole house to the front door where he doubts he'll be heard over Eddie's lively commentary of god knows what movie the group are up to now.
He's sure he had been in the kitchen with Argyle for at least the remaining runtime of that dumb sci-fi movie that was a selection of Jonathan's.
He releases the doorknob and scrubs a hand over his face.
Jesus, how long had he been speechless and staring at Argyle kneading that dough. His hands working expertly as he hummed a tune and swayed.
Steve smiles.
Argyle, who isn't too far away with his perfect hair and his perfect hands and his perfect smile and...
He swore to himself he was going to say something this time. Make a move – something.
It should be simple enough. They've talked. They're friends. He has workshopped countless game plans with Robin – who seems to be growing increasingly annoyed with his inaction.
Steve rolls off his shoulder and slumps against the door, allowing his socks to gradually slide along the concrete slab flooring and gently lower him down to the ground.
-🍕🍕🍕-
Argyle frowns at the closed door in front of him and takes a step back.
He's sure this is the hallway Steve turned down. But then again, the guy's house is like a maze. Luckily he doesn't do anything like sleepwalking, or else he'd be in trouble when everyone finally crashes for the night.
As he reaches for the handle, Argyle wonders if Steve sleepwalks. He knows he talks in his sleep – has nightmares too.
They talked about once, after a night like tonight where they found themselves sleepless and sitting out on the back patio under the stars. Chatting quietly while everyone else slept soundly.
He stops himself at the door.
Maybe He's probably at the wrong garage. Hell, even if this is the right door, Steve still could have moved back inside.
Argyle can just imagine him walking back into the TV room, beers in hand and smiling as he offers them to his friends. He'd need to wipe the condensation off his hands onto his jeans – those tight jeans.
Argyle gulps and looks down at his flour-dusted sneakers.
Then again, Steve doesn't need someone to hold his hand to fetch some cold ones out of the garage. Maybe he wants to be alone.
Maybe their talks are just friends talking, Argyle thinks as he begins to turn to walk back down the hall into the kitchen.
If he turns the right way, that is.
But a hearty sigh comes from behind the door, followed by someone thudding against it.
"Steve?" he asks, raising his hand to tap the backs of his fingers ever-so-softly on the door.
He notices a flour smudge and flicks it away before wiping his hands on the apron he is still wearing.
"Shit."
"Wait," he says, flitting his eye over the door, "Are you stuck in there, man?"
"... Yes."
Argyle tries for the doorknob but, even after a harsh twist, turn and tug, it doesn't open.
"It won't work," Steve grumbles, "You'll need the key. I have a spare on my keychain."
"Oh, cool man," Argyle shrugs, thumbing over his shoulder, "I'll just go grab – "
"– Argyle," Steve interjects, pausing almost instantly and Argyle finds his heart skipping a beat, "Can I just tell you something first?"
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kquil · 9 months
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THE PICNIC : 1K MILESTONE
EVENT STATUS : CLOSED
OPEN ON : 13/08/23 | CLOSED ON : 01/09/23 ⏤(dd/mm/yy)
REQUESTS PENDING : 16
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welcome to the picnic! this is held in celebration for my 1k followers milestone and will be in honour of the tradition my close friends and i have of going on a picnic to celebrate each other's birthdays or holidays
this is my thank you to everyone for helping me reach this milestone and for always being so kind and supportive of me in my time here, my moots especially! they have a special place in my heart, and therefore, get a special slice of cake! but don't worry, you darlings can still enjoy the event too!
QUICK RULES :
i. i only write reader interest for the marauders era (sirius b, james p, remus l, peter p, regulus b,) ii. there is no limit to how much you want participate iii. i do not write nsfw 18+ content sorry iv. if you are my moot, don't feel pressured to only have a slice of cake v. feel free to request for multiple marauders and even poly vi. don't feel bad about requesting for the first time through this event or for not following me for long or for not following me at all - lets just have fun! vii. some requests may take longer than others so please bear with me viii. feel free to request for multiple things, i don't mind ... i may add more rules later
please take your pick and have your fill ٩( ^ᴗ^ )۶
🥪 : SANDWHICH
give me a scenario with the marauders and i'll create a small moodboard for you based on it!
🧁 : CUPCAKE
tell me about yourself, as much or as little as you're comfortable with and i will ship you with whichever marauder i think you will go well with! ⏤ i will aim for ten points as a max but it will depend on how much or how little you provide me on info
🍕 : PIZZA
tell me your fave marauder and suggest a song for me to write an inspired short imagine on
🍪 : COOKIE
request a short imagine for the marauders, it can be anything you want
🍙 : ONIGIRI
find out more about me! ask me anything and i'll do my best to answer your queries
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MOOTS SPECIAL!
🍰 : CAKE
tell me your...
i. fav marauder/s ii. fav romance trope/s iii. fav au/s iv. state your preferred name + pronouns + appearance (hair/eyes/skin/body etc - whatever you're comfortable with) + your personality v. if you have a special request (it can be on genre, format, additional info on previous answers etc)
and i will write a short imagine based on a combination of your answers that is personalised to you i.e i will be mentioning the physical features you stated about yourself and using your name and pronouns
⏤of course, only do this if you're comfortable disclosing that info about yourself or feel free to use an alias/oc's info instead or don't tell me your info at all and just have me write it as a normal 2nd person pov
MOOTS : @astonishment @futurecorps3 @prongsio @diputy @loving-and-dreaming @its-sappho-biotch @wicked-sprite-66 @ghostgardn @perpetuallydaydreaming @wednesdaynn @yrluvjane @twilightlover2007 @somewereinthegalaxi @sleyu @storyofaromance @neeezza101 @inlovewithremusjohnlupin @loving-and-dreaming
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THE PICNIC : MASTERLIST
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TAGLIST :
@melinajenkins @until-i-found-you @corp0real @celestcies @lovelydoveval @calums-betch @hihihi1112 @simpingforthe80s @yrluvjane @neeezza101 @chaosofmanyfandoms @mess-is-my-aesthetic @rosaleenablack @samanddeansannoyingsis @marina468 @rosalyn-s @seungtelevision (if you are already my moot, you won't be included in this taglist)
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itoshi-s · 1 year
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Kaiser who is arrogant as shit and hates when people talk down to him. But you are the exception; he loves when you push him off or when your downright mean to him. It gets his pants tight and he inwardly moans.
He does everything for your attention and Noal Noa is done with the way kaiser acts around you. Cause he takes off his shirt and flaunts his pretty tattoos and nicely toned body. He also does that classic trick where people bend over to highlight their ass.
Ness hates you with a burning passion cause you turn kaiser into a desperate puppy following after you.
Do you do emoji anonymous? Can I be 🍕 anon if you do?
nonnie ofc u can be my dearest pizza anon <3 ! welcome welcome !!
AHHH please this is so sexy of him !!! >_< when he gets all riled up seeing your exasperated face .. how you roll your eyes at him or tell him to fuck off. PLEASE he's just..not used to this. not at all. everyone has always been in awe of him or cared for their position too much to ever talk back to his teasing .. and the fact that you're the sweetest little thing certainly doesn't help :(( !!
this makes me think of some sort of club assistant!reader ,, so that they're always around to fall victim to kaiser's acts 😭 and see the team's reaction to it cause fuck me this rly is a sight to see. michael kaiser looking absolutely fucking smitten. trying soooo hard for a crumb of your attention !! @_@
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underoospeterparker · 5 months
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300 followers celebration!
event status: CLOSED
open on: 20/11/23, closing on: 18/12/23
welcome to my 300 followers celebration!! i'm so grateful to everyone that follows me and reads my fics you guys are the best
written: 18, pending: 16
RULES:
a. writing for peter parker, peter sutherland, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, poly!marauders, steve rogers only b. no limit of requests for participating c. no 18+ content, my blog is pg-13 d. requests might take slightly long because it is exam season for me but i promise to try my best!
available options:
🫶 - HEART
give me a hurt/comfort drabble request for any of the characters
🍩 - DOUGHNUT
tell me about yourself and i'll ship you with a marauder/an avenger + write small scenes based to you and that character
🍕 - PIZZA
tell me about yourself and i'll write an imagine for you based on who you request
masterlist for this event:
you're okay - peter parker comforting you with a panic attack 🍕 i ship you with.... james potter 🍩 - anon 1 i ship you with... sirius black 🍩 - anon 1 bad day - peter parker comforting you after a bad day at work 🫶 i ship you with... remus lupin 🍩 - anon 1 i ship you with... sirius black 🍩 - anon 2 i ship you with... remus lupin 🍩 - anon 2 i ship you with... james potter 🍩 - anon 2 i ship you with... sirius black 🍩 - anon 3 loaning hands - peter parker with a fidgety reader 🫶 i ship you with... sirius black 🍩 - anon 4 i ship you with... remus lupin 🍩 - anon 3 i ship you with... james potter 🍩 - anon 3 i ship you with... remus lupin 🍩 - @dwindlinghaze shaky - peter parker with a reader who forgot to take their anxiety meds 🫶 long day - remus lupin with a reader who's feeling blue 🫶 i ship you with... james potter 🍩 - @beanysofa anxiety meds - james potter with a reader who's embarrassed about her medication 🫶 i ship you with... peter parker 🍩 finals breakdown - remus lupin with a reader who's stressed about finals 🫶 i ship you with... james potter 🍩 - @loving-and-dreaming shower first, please - james potter with a reader who has OCD 🍕
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moss-the-lil-guy · 2 months
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um could you do hcs for how the animatronics would cg for a kiddo with chronic joint pain please? idm which animatronics you can choose!
ofc! I'm sorry if these are not a good representation of chronic joint pain, I try my best :)
I chose sb characters cuz their personalities are more prominent (and I like writing for them lol)
CG!FNAF SB the whole gang with a little with chronic joint pain!
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🐊🎸 Monty doesn't really understand what "chronic" means, but he knows you're in pain and will carry you wherever you need to go and give you all the sweet treats you want cuz you're so brave and strong, you deserve some yumminess!
🐺🎹 Roxanne hates for her little to be in any pain at all, so she'll get you ice packs, heating pads, anything to make you feel better. she'll make you a very comfortable pillow pit with all of your favorite stuffies in one of her race cars and take you on a (very slow and careful) ride through the pizzaplex to calm you down or distract you.
🐥🍕 food, food and more food! Chica doesn't really know what's going on either and would probably try to put a bandaid on all of your joints before you explain it to her, but once she understands she'll get you a whole food plater with all of your favorite snacks, handmade. sandwiches cut into hearts, pizza (in bite sized pieces of course), you name it!
🐻🎤 Freddy's probably the only one who knows what's going on. He'll carry you around, either in his arms or his chest (padded in blankets and pillows of course) and checks in on you almost every minute to make sure his superstar is still powering through! he'll make sure you nap regularly and get all the comfy stuff your heart could desire!
if these characters aren't to your liking, I'm 100% willing to do a sequel and thank you sm for the request!
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starlitangels · 1 year
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Handy Wolf
alternative title: Made of Broken Pieces Husband and I are doing small fixes to our apartment. This sprung from that 1.7k words
Five Years Ago...
Incoming Call... Bossman 🐺
I snatched my phone. “Hey David, what’s up?” I asked.
“Asher nearly burned our cabinets trying to make a grilled cheese. I can fix it but it’d go a lot faster if I had an extra set of hands that actually knew what they were doing.”
I rubbed my face. “Give me a half-hour and I’ll be there,” I grumbled.
“Thanks, Tank.”
“Mmhmm.” I hung up.
With a sigh, I swung out of bed and started rooting around on the floor for my jeans in the half-light. The one-night-stand trashbag entreated me to come back to bed. That it was too early to get up.
I found my jeans and yanked them on, followed by the tank top that had been haphazardly thrown over my lamp for whatever reason.
I shoved my feet into socks and then my boots. “You’d better be gone by the time I get back,” I snarled at them. “Or else you’re going to have my claws at your throat. And don’t touch anything.”
They moaned in complaint as I snatched my leather jacket off the door knob and stormed out of the bedroom to go get my keys and working gloves.
I left my apartment and stomped down to my motorcycle, kicking it to life and thundering out of the parking lot.
Three Years Ago...
Incoming Call... Prickstian 🐺
“What do you want, Christian?” I demanded.
“Something happened to my bed frame. It fell apart last night. Do you think you could take a look at it? Maybe try to fix it?”
I snorted. “You and Amanda have fun?” I teased.
He spluttered. “That’s—that’s not—I just—”
I burst out laughing. “Say please and buy me lunch and I’ll see what I can do.”
“Fine,” he grumbled. “Please.”
“Give me forty-five minutes to get home to grab my tools, then get to your place. Bye.”
“Bye.”
I hung up and went to find my keys.
“Where ya goin’, Big Bad Wolf?” A familiar figure leaned against the doorway to his bedroom while I fished around in his kitchen for my keys. Where had they fallen out?
“Pack calls,” I said.
Quinn hummed in disappointment. “Shame,” he crooned. I rolled my eyes. “You really shouldn’t let them boss you around so much.”
“They don’t. They ask.” I pulled the keys from where they’d ended up in the basket that normal people would keep some fruit in and turned around. “I won’t be coming back tonight.”
Quinn pouted. “I don’t get to see you?”
“No.” I scooped my boots off the ground, jammed them on, and stomped out the door with my keys in my hand, slamming it behind me. If Christian made some comment about the blood on me, I was going to pummel him into next week.
One Year Ago...
Incoming Call... Pizza Guy 🍕
I took a deep breath, preparing for the onslaught, and answered. “Hey Guy. What’s up?”
“Heeey Tanker! Remember Geordi from middle school?”
“You two were a package deal, of course I do.”
“Well... his heater busted last night and he called me to see if I knew anyone who might be able to fix it. And you were the first one I thought of.”
I pinched the bridge of my nose. “Text me his address,” I said. “I haven’t seen him since middle school. And you owe me one for this, Guy.”
“I solemnly swear I will personally deliver you an on-me pizza sometime later this week.”
I leaned against my kitchen counter. Sam had invited me over to his place for the first time later this week... “Any day but Friday and you’re on.”
“Deal!”
“Text me the address.”
“You got it!” He hung up.
I sighed and went to go get my toolbox from my storage closet. Technically it was supposed to be a pantry but I always seemed to store anything but food in there. No wonder Sam had given me a look and a sarcastic comment when he opened it.
I grabbed my toolbox and working gloves—and car keys. I wouldn’t be able to take the motorcycle with my box.
My phone went off. I glanced down at it.
New Message Pizza Guy 🍕 Here’s the address!
I copied the address as soon as the second text came through and put it in my map app as I locked the apartment door behind me and went to the parking garage.
I followed the navigation to Geordi’s house—halfway across Dahlia, thanks Guy—and knocked on the door.
The man who opened the door looked almost exactly how I remembered him. Just older and his hair had darkened from just straight-up blond to riding the cusp between dirty-blond and light brown while his curls had gotten even more voluminous—if that was even possible. His eyes widened on seeing me. “Whoa. Tank—you... you got big.”
I laughed. “Yup.” I popped the p. “Guy let you I was coming?”
“Yeah. C’mon in.” He beckoned me inside. I stepped in. The house wasn’t as big as David’s but it was really cute. In the same sort of nerdy-but-still-aesthetically-pleasing way Geordi used to decorate his school binders. “I’ll show you to the furnace.”
“Thanks.”
I followed him down some stairs to a semi-finished basement, where the furnace was free-standing around some wooden planks that would be studs if the walls were ever put up around them.
“Do you need me to stay and help?” Geordi asked, rocking up onto his tiptoes and back down.
“Uh...” I looked around as I pulled on my gloves. “Give me a few minutes to see what’s up and if I need you I’ll holler.”
“Okay.” He went back upstairs while I started to poke around.
I knelt and peered low at the furnace, searching for the pilot light. It was shut off but didn’t respond when I tried to turn it back on, so that definitely wasn’t the only problem. I made a face and huffed in frustration.
“Geordi never mentioned that the infamous Tanker from middle school was a shifter,” a voice said.
I twisted to see a person standing between two of the wooden planks. I raised a brow and concentrated on auras for a moment. Telepath. I snorted. “Well. He didn’t know,” I replied nonchalantly. “How could he? It wasn’t like I could tell him.” I narrowed my eyes as I felt magic poking around my brain. “Get out of my head, Telepath. You’re not gonna like what you find.”
They didn’t reply, but their magic didn’t retreat either.
Rolling my eyes and clenching my fingers around one of my tools, I dredged up a memory. Not my worst one of Quinn, but one of the darker times with him. One of the ones that hurt.
The Telepath cringed and their magic vanished from within my head. I snorted in satisfaction and went back to examining the furnace. “Geordi know about you?” I asked. “Know what you are?”
“Yes,” they replied slowly. When I peeked back at them they were staring at me wide-eyed.
“Good.” I threw my head over my shoulder. “Geordi!” I shouted. “Come give me a hand!”
His footsteps thundered down the stairs and he reappeared, granting a kiss to his partner before slipping past them to kneel next to me.
“Before I start,” I said. “Long story short, now that you know about magic, I can tell you that I’m a werewolf. Guy doesn’t know. Guy can’t know unless someone applies for him to get the same status you have with the magical government.” I handed him the tool in my hand and he accepted it while giving me a similar wide-eyed stare as his partner’s. “Now. I’ll explain everything as I fix it so if this happens again, you’ll know what to do, okay?”
“O-okay. Are you just gonna gloss over the werewolf thing, then?” he demanded.
“Pretty much.” I cleared my throat. “This is actually a relatively simple fix, which is a good thing. So. Look where I’m pointing.”
Present Day...
“—I can get over there as soon as the sun’s outta the way,” Sam was saying as I slipped into his house and eased the door shut behind me. “Until then you’ll just have to be patient.” Sam sighed and rolled his eyes. “Look, it’s not the end of the world if you have to put off doin’ a load for a couple hours.” He paused. “Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll see you later. Bye.” He set his phone down.
“What was that about?” I asked.
“Vincent’s washin’ machine ain’t workin’ right. He can fix a car engine in his sleep but appliances escape him,” Sam said. “And I can’t go over and look until the sun goes down so he’s just gotta wait.”
“I can go take a look at it,” I offered.
“Darlin’—”
“What? I’m good at appliances. Good at fixing most things, really. Happens when you’re made of broken pieces yourself. I can at least go see what the problem is and then go to the store and get whatever you and I would need to fix it together.”
“I can’t ask you to do that.”
“Why? He’s like a brother to you. You’re my mate. That practically makes him my brother-in-law. And we help our family whenever we can, right?”
Sam gave me a soft look and a gentle kiss on the forehead. “I can’t stop ya even if I wanted to, can I?”
“No.”
He sighed. “Fine. Go check it out. Don’t be gone too long, though, okay?”
I smiled and kissed the corner of his mouth. “Promise. I’ll be back sooner than you think.” I slid out of his hold and dodged back toward the front door.
“Don’t fix the damn washin’ machine without me!” Sam called after me.
“No promises, cowboy!” I threw over my shoulder. “If it’s an easy fix I’ll just get it done!”
Sam caught me before I stepped into the sun. “You’re not made-a broken pieces, darlin’. Never think that for a second, ya hear?”
I gave him a melancholy look. “Maybe,” I said. I kissed him again and slid over the threshold.
I shut the front door behind me and got back on my motorcycle. I’d been to Vincent’s once, and hadn’t even gotten out of the car. But I was fairly certain I remembered how to get there.
Made much easier by being able to smell Sam’s scent along the path.
I gunned the bike and hurled down the forested road.
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oceanlue · 2 years
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You get jealous
Finn🌻🪴
You can see that he was uncomfortable and that girl was not taking the hint that he don't want her around anymore
So what do you do you grab that bouquet of flowers she ordered and push it into her face and say have a nice day me and my boyfriend would like to talk
She argues with you at first but then you just give her the stare
Took a while but after all the glaring and arguing she finally left and you were glad because you were about to throw hands Nobody messes with your precious boy
And then you give finn a kiss on the cheek so you can reassure him that he's okay and you're with them
Finn e.x.e has stopped working
Alphonse🧁🍭
Ok so now it's your turn to be mad
This b*#^, has the audacity to flirt with yo man
And you lucky you have a lot of restraint or else you'd be throwing hands
But apparently this lady wasn't getting the hint when he said he's already in a relationship and is very much Happy and would not trade it for anything in the world
But the lady kept on pushing
So you finally had to step in and said that if she doesn't leave your boyfriend alone you will be throwing hands with her and she will end up in the hospital not looking like herself the next time she comes out of it
She left and alphonse gave you a kiss "that was hot"
Seth🍂🏕
He'll be damn right irritated that this lady did not get the hint that he does not like her one bit
So that's were you come in
You kindly ask the lady to leave you both alone so you can have your date
But after she hears this she starts to insult you saying how she can please him better than you can and how he can do better than you
Seth was almost ready to throw hands with a girl
But you beat him to it as you punched her in the face
And you two booked it out of there
Save to say it was a fun day
Charlie 🍕🐭
After you were done getting the pizza you want to go to the little picnic bench that you and Charlie were at but to find him was a girl that wasn't even supposed to be there
And Charlie looked really uncomfortable as the girl tried to get closer showing off her breast and being all flirty which wasn't really that good it just made him uncomfortable on so many levels
So you came up told the girl to get lost because your boyfriend and yourself were having a date in the park and the girl just up straight up and salted you and also made a comment to your boyfriend you had it off of it
So what did you do you threw hands with her like a freaking professional wrestler in a boxing arena
As soon as you were done you two booked it out of there with the pizza of course it's safe to say you wouldn't be going to the park but you all found a nice quiet spot to enjoy your peaceful day of the date
Auron 🖊⌚
Obviously he would be unmotivated by all this so-called flirting
After all he only has one person in his Stone Cold barrier covered in Poison surrounded by acid and barbed wire heart
You obviously knew this but couldn't help but get a little bit jealous
So after an hour of this
You finally asked if she can be on her way cuz she's making your boss very uncomfortable and he also confirmed to this
The lady was being all pouty and whiny like a freaking toddler saying she only wanted to spend time with him
But he obviously turned her down because she was being a damn right b****
After she left being all pouty and all he turned to you and said "thanks she was really getting on my nerves"
"Mine too" he looked at you with confusion then finally connected the dots that you were jealous, he gave you a smirk and lean down to grab your hand kiss the back of it
Leaned into your ear and whispered "my dear there is no one on this planet that can keep me away from you and besides as I said before your mine"
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I really hope you like this one it kind of gave me a thought what to do next by the way I hope you really like the Emojis I put up there I just thought I could do something different anyway I hope you have a lovely day
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harlowsbby · 2 years
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little phoenix being sick and wanting to spend the day in bed cuddling with urban and reader
Pizza and movies 🍿 🍕
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Phoenix hasn’t been feeling that well for the past few days ever since his teacher called you saying how he hasn’t been feeling that well in school, Phoenix has been attached to your hip ever since.
It’s something he got from Urban, whenever the two of them got sick they automatically looked towards you to take care of them and wanted endless cuddles and kisses for days.
It was a quiet and peaceful Sunday morning you had woken up before the boys the sound of the rain hitting the window had woken you up from your peaceful slumber. You smiled and moved a few strands of hair out of Phoenix’s face he laid peaceful between Urban and You, his little thump hanging out of his mouth and his soft snores filled the room.
Due to a stir in the bed you looked up seeing Urban attempting to smile over at you, he had one eye open and the other one closed he hasn’t gotten much sleep either with Phoenix sleeping in the bed with the two of you but he didn’t mind it.
“Good morning baby.. it’s six in the morning why are you up so early?” He grumbled his Kentucky accent slipping through a few words sending butterflies to your stomach.
“The rain woke me up besides I love watching my boys sleep.”
“Creepy much.” Urban groaned when you tossed the pillow at him.
“That’s what you get for calling me creepy at least I don’t look like a hairy caveman.” You giggled as Urban glared at you the both of you went wide eyed hearing Phoenix stir in the bed.
“Mommy.. daddy.” His little voice called out and you coo’d before brining him into your chest and pulling some hair out of his face.
“We’re here bubs don’t worry.” Checking his forehead Urban smiled in relief when he noticed Phoenix didn’t have a fever anymore but he still had a cough.
“Are you feeling any better Phoenix? If you are we could go to Uncle Jack’s house and spend some time with him and the girls they’ve missed you.” Phoenix thought about it for a second his little finger tapping his chin making Urban and You laugh softly at him.
While being home the past few days Phoenix loved being able to spend time with Urban and You due to Urban always being away he didn’t get to see Urban as much so why go and spoil the fun.
“Actually can we just stay in bed today and watch Disney movies! Please mommy please please please.” He begged his blue eyes sparking with hope and determination, his bottom lip quivering as if that was going to make you cave in.
“Hmmm I don’t know what do you think Urb? You think we could stay in bed all day and possibly order in some pizza and snacks and have a movie day?”
“I think…it sounds like a plan baby.” Phoenix yelled in glee as he started jumping up and down on the bed.
“Alright bubs let’s not fall off the bed now.” Urban warned him softly and Phoenix smiled before flopping down on the bed and hugging Urban and You.
“I have the best mommy and daddy in the whole wide world I love you.” Urban smirked seeing your lip start to quiver and your tears start to form you were always so overly sensitive but it’s something he loved and adored so much.
“I love you too my little man so much.” You coo’d, the three of you got up and showered and cleaned up the house before ordering some pizza and going to the store for a few snacks. Halfway through the movie Phoenix and you fell asleep his head sleeping peacefully on your chest while your arms wrapped around him in a protective manner.
Urban quickly took out his camera before snapping a picture and posting it on his grid. He leaned over the two of you kissing both your foreheads and covered you with the blankets.
“I love you both so much.”
Urban couldn’t thank God enough for his little family that he had created he’d do anything for Phoenix and You.
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daisiesandgiggles · 29 days
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What are your favorite pizza toppings?
What are your "no" toppings?
Hi there and thank you for the ask. When it comes to my pizza its serious buisness.😅 For real! So Lets start with my NO toppings because these toppings are a HARD NO! I detest peppers of ANY kind on my pizza and Please don't tell me just pick them off because you can still taste them. Same goes for onions🤮Just No. I love onions and peppers just not on my pizza.
As for my fave toppings, Number 1 fave is green olives and feta cheese. I also like mushrooms, pepperoni, and really pretty much just about anything but peppers and onions. As for chicken, and pineapples I can take it or leave it.
I have been told that I am a Pizza snob,but Is there such a thing?🤷‍♀️ I've always referred to myself as a pizza whore but I suppose Pizza snob fits because i do get real intense when its Pizza time🍕🍕.😅Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.❤️🌼
#Daisiesandgiggles
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lydiegzls · 2 years
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🍕Pizza&Chill🍕
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🍕Pizza&Chill🍕
Hello hello! Here is a new couple pose for all the pizza lovers “Pizza&Chill” !
Hope you’ll like it ! 
You’ll need : 
- a bed
- a computer (optional)
- pizza slice by @simtographies : [x]
THANKS TO ALL THE CC’S CREATORS!
⚠️⚠️To take the picture, you have to put the FIRST PERSON mod on! (here’s a tutorial [x])⚠️⚠️
Enjoy! If you use the pose don’t forget to tag me on Instagram! @lydiegzls ! xx 💕✨
-DOWNLOAD- (SFS)
@ts4-poses​ thank you!🖤
**Please don’t claim as yours or re-upload.
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inspiredwriter · 2 months
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Mayhem Leo and Mayhem Mikey :*sale de la escuela*
Mayhem Leo : bueno Mikey qué quieres hacer ya que Rafa y Donnie llevan a April y Candy a sus casas 😃😏💕💗
Mayhem Mikey : No lo sé pero tanto pensar me está dando hambre de pizza 😟😋🍕*mira de lejos a Stefany y Anastasia* mira Leo ahí están nuestras chicas y parece que Stefany están vendiendo algo 😃😏💞💖💝
Mayhem Leo : Stefany está aquí pues hay quedarnos prisa 😃😍🏃‍♂️💕💘💗*sale corriendo*
Mayhem Mikey : Leo espérame hermano 😀😄*persigue atrás de Leo* (pensamientos💭) concha creo que el amor de Leo le subió muy rápido en su corazón y serebro 😏😆💘🧠💖💕💝❣️
Mayhem Leo :*se acerca a Stefany* hola Stefany mi linda gatita 🥰😘👋💞💗💓
Mayhem Stefany : hola mi linda tortuguita viniste a saludarle de mi trabajo 😃😊💘💝💖❣️*besa a Leo en la mejilla* Muah~😚
Mayhem Mikey :*se acerca a los chicos* hola Stefany la amiga gatita 😀🐈👋*mira a Anastasia* Hola Anastasia mi bella preciosa princesa y mi súper Fan 😏😉💓❣️💕
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Mayhem Anastasia : hola amado príncipe 🥰😍👋💞💝💕*pone el pastel en la mesa* le gustaría un delicioso pastel😀😊🎂✨ necesitamos dinero para ayuda a la comunidad mutante 😃😁
Mayhem Leo :*mirá los postre*están vendiendo postres para claudar dinero 🙂☺️🍰🧁💵
Mayhem Stefany : Si, tortuguita estamos vendiendo postre para aclaudar más dinero para ayudará a los niños mutantes que son huérfanos😟🥺👦👧* mueve su cola*es para construllan un orfanato para que alguien los cuide y los adopte a una familiar 😃😊🏫👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
Mayhem Anastasia : Si, algunos niños mutantes no pueden sobrevivir a las calles😕😔 necesitas un refugio agua y alimentos y alguien que los cuide😀😉👧👦🥤🍲
Mayhem Mikey : vaya, son muy buenas ayudando a otros mutantes como nosotros 😏😁
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Mayhem Stefany :*muestra la vandeja de postre a los chicos* chicos les gustaría probar nuestros postres 😊😉🧁🍩🩷💕💗Anastasia y yo las hicimos juntas ☺️😁💖💞✨
@inspiredwriter
Mayhem Leo and Mikey: *Take money out of wallets and put it on the counter*
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Mayhem Leo: I need one strawberry cake with whipped cream😄🥰💵🍰🍓💗💞
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Mayhem Mikey: And a box of muffins with boiled condensed milk for me😃😁💵🧁💖💕
Mayhem Anastasia: *Places the cake and cupcakes on the counter* Oh my god, you boys shouldn't have paid us so much😯🫢💵
Mayhem Mikey: *Takes Anastasia's hand* No, no, no, since Leo and I are heroes, we must set a good example for the youth🥰😏💘💗💓💕 *Kisses Anastasia on the hand* Muah~😚💓🩷💞
Mayhem Leo: *Hugs Stefany's shoulders* Yeah, girls, in addition, your baked goods are just delicious and couldn't cost less😍🥰🍰🍨🧁🥧💖❣️💗💞
Mayhem Stefany: *Blushes* Aah, boys, you are so adorable that you deserve a sweet sugar bonus😍🤭💘💖💕 *Caresses Leo on the cheek*
Mayhem Leo and Mikey: Wow, what is this bonus, beautys?😍😏💗💝❣️💕
Mayhem Anastasia: Of course it is, hunnys😘🤗💓💖💝💞 *Kisses Mikey on the lips* Mmmmuah~😚💋❣️💘🩷💕
Mayhem Stefany: It's like award for the fact that you two have kind hearts🥰🤗❤💘💖💞 *Kisses Leo on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💋💝💓💕 Mutant children will thank you for this😌😄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💘💕
Mayhem Mikey: (Thoughts) Oh, I don’t regret that I worked part-time for a long time🥴😍💖💗💞 *Hugs Anastasia’s hips*
Mayhem Leo: (Thoughts) Shell, when Stefany kisses me, I just have a brutal desire to caress her😍😈💘💓❣️💕 *Caresses Stefany's breasts* I used to be embarrassed, but now I just love this feeling~😳🥰💖🩷💝💞
Mayhem Stefany: *Strokes Leo's nose and whispers* Haha, little turtle, please don't caress me in front of the guys, in case they notice it🤭🤫💓💕
Gangsters: *Burst into the room* Everyone get down on the floor, this is a robbery!😡🤬💰💵
@swagreecrow
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