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#peter parker incorrrect quotes
prkrknr · 3 years
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peter: my boyfriend said he doesn't love me anymore.
harley: no, i said “you can't be the little spoon 5 times in a row, it's my turn now.”
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timdrakecoffeemug · 3 years
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Peter definitely have nightmares about Tony's death, and maybe he wakes up in the middle of the night and he's about to cry, but he grabs his phone and reads some Tony's texts and probably voice message to calm himself, remembering that he's gone but it doesn't mean his alone.
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xbladekitkat85 · 4 years
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Things my family has said/done as characters from the MCU.
Starlord: Oh wow, those birds poop bombs.
Dr Strange: NEVER SWITCH BODIES WITH SOMEONE!
Drax: *punches a bag of shredded cheese*
Steve to Sam: Why are you holding my vitamins?
Peter to Morgan about Vine: This is the time to train you! *Attempts an evil laugh*
Harley: Don't worry, we didn't run him over.
Tony, during a game of Pictionary: CANDLE-BRA! WAIT NO I MEANT CANDLEABRA! WHAT THE SINGING CANDLESTICK FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST IS!
Peter, Harley, Shuri and Morgan chanting ominously: PORK BUTT, PORK BUTT, PORK BUTT!
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athenadcvell · 4 years
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Peter [on trial for being a vigilante]: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
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timdrakecoffeemug · 3 years
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Peter would play Mystic Messenger and neither fell in love with Jumin or Zen, and he would really like Yoosung.
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