#peak sibling behaviour

[radarchives]

#obey me #mammon #asmodeus #peak sibling behaviour #the amount of times i got kicked out of my sister's room for being purposefully annoying #queuecifer

[ctrl-lupin]

They're FRIENDS and that's the hill I will die on!

#i love when they team up together #and then spend the rest of the episode bickering #peak sibling behaviour #green jacket #daisuke jigen #fujiko mine #lupin iii

[quality-on-a-patch-of-awesome]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: SEAL Team (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mandy Ellis/Jason Hayes/Brock Reynolds, Brock Reynolds and family Characters: Brock Reynolds, Mandy Ellis, Jason Hayes, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Cerb and Pepper are also there, Year of the OTP Prompt Event 2023, Meeting the Parents, Brock has sisters, Siblings, Sibling Love, Drinking, Polyamory, Nervousness Series: Part 7 of Two Guys, a Girl, and a Navy Base, Part 7 of Universe of Trios Summary:

“So? That go better or worse than you were expecting?”

Brock introduces Mandy and Jason to his family

@polyamships

#seal team #yotp #yotp 2023 #mandy x jason x brock #brock reynolds #mandy ellis #jason hayes #meeting the family #cerb and pepper are also there #peak sibling behaviour #siblings #sibling love #drinking #nervousness #two guys a girl and a navy base #universe of trios

[forelsketparadise]

Idiot 😂

#pierre gasly #yuki tsunoda #yukierre #yukierre bros #yukierre chaotic energy #peak sibling behaviour

[awhitehead17]

Batfam Alphabet: Y - Yeet

Summary: While trapped in an alleyway Jason gets creative on how to get himself and his brother out of the situation. Unfortunately for Damian this includes more involvement from him than he would have liked.

Enjoy! :D

Growing up on the streets, Jason had to learn to be resourceful. Back when he had absolutely nothing except the clothes he wore on his back, he had to get creative to ensure he’ll live to see the next day - sometimes even the next hour.

He spent years on the streets. At first he made many, many, mistakes but as the year’s passed he become what one would call an expert at survival.

At that point it was easy to say Jason had his own arsenal of the tricks of the trade he’d learnt. He was infamous between the homeless kids living on the streets and this often resulted in them seeking him out to ask for tips and advice on what to do in certain situations, such as where to hide from police, how to avoid the gangs, what’s the best way to pickpocket.

Of course that all happened until he made the fatal mistake - or perhaps not – of when he decided to steal the tires of the batmobile.

Despite everything that’s happened from then to now, one thing that’s always remained the same is Jason’s ability to be resourceful in the most desperate of times, using what is at his immediate disposal there and then. His siblings have occasionally commented on it when they’ve found themselves in sticky situations that he’s bizarrely been able to get them out of it. When he had been running around with Roy and Kori they also commented on it. Jason can’t help but be a bit prideful of that particular asset of his.

Today Jason is seriously hoping his ability isn’t broken because he really could do with being resourceful right now. He and Damian are currently backed up against the end of an alleyway with nowhere to go by a group of thugs opposite them. Jason’s ran out of ammo and has nothing else but his pocketknife, Damian is only armed with his sword and while that isn’t a bad thing, the fact that Damian’s dislocated his left shoulder and is favouring his left leg makes things difficult. Without their grapple guns, climbing the rooftops was out of the question, running down the alley was also not an option, especially not with the thugs having parked their car there, although perhaps Jason could hotwire it?

As the thugs slowly close in on them, Jason looks around seeing if there’s anything he could use to distract them so they could make a break for it. A brick? A pipe? Absolutely anything would do but there’s nothing around that Jason could see in his proximity that he could use, at least that’s the case until he glances at Damian. The kid is pressed against his side, Jason’s arm in front of him acting as a shield. With Jason being over 6ft and Damian being just under 5ft, Jason makes a pretty good human shield and can easily hide Damian from sight.

It’s not just Damian himself that catches Jason’s attention but rather what he's wearing, more specifically the cape he’s wearing, it’s his preferred one with the hood. When Jason catches sight of this hood hanging limply at Damian’s neck, a rather preposterous idea forms in his mind. Never let it be said that Jason wasn’t resourceful.

“Brat,” Jason whisper calls the kid to get his attention while keeping an eye on the grinning thugs heading towards them, “I have an idea so prepare yourself.”

Next to him, Damian scowls and tenses. “How vague Hood. Care to share?”

“It’s best I don’t. You won’t approve. Now grip your sword and get ready.” Without looking Jason could tell Damian is still scowling at him, in his head he’s probably calling Jason all kinds of names under the sun. He ignores him for now and instead turns his attention back to the thugs who’s stopped a few feet away. In a rhetorical and sarcastic way, Jason calls out to the group, “Fellas, can’t we talk about this?”

“If you mean by talking with our fists and knives, then yeah sure pal…” One of the thugs sneers back at him.

The comment makes Jason rolls his eyes. The thugs weren’t really intimidating in any way, it’s just that they’re in a tight spot, certainly outnumbered and don’t have the room to work the way they normally do. If Jason had a choice, he’d happily shoot them in the kneecaps and be done with it.

“Well that’s unfortunate,” Jason says out loud in a condescending tone. Slowly reaching out towards Damian he keeps his attention on the thugs. “I guess we’ll have to come up with something else…” he pauses for dramatic effect, “yeet.”

His last word trails off into silence and leaves everyone in the alleyway looking all equally confused. One of the thugs speak up, and Jason notices how his defensive stance wavers slightly in his clear confusion. “Yeet? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Jason nods his head once. “Yeet.” Not wasting any more time, Jason closes his hand around Damian’s hood and in one strong fluid motion he launches Damian at the group of thugs. To help ensure Damian hits them accurately and with minimal injuries, Jason uses his free arm to guide the way and makes sure Damian he can easily swipe at them with his sword.

The kid hits the target and he with a few others all hit the ground in a mass of tangled limbs and startled shouts. Knowing Damian will be fine, he’s got a lifetime’s worth of training behind him after all, Jason launches into his own surprise attack and quickly deals with the still standing thugs while they’re caught off guard and have their defences down. Once he’s dealt with them he helps Damian finish off the rest of them until they’re all unconscious on the floor.

After all the commotion has died down Jason raises an eyebrow expectantly as Damian zones in on him, rage encompassing his body.

“Todd I will sever you in your sleep! I am going to mutilate your body and wrap you up with your intestines…”

Jason lets Damian have at it for several minutes. He’s impressed with the kid’s creative ability as the threats were getting more and more colourful with each passing one. Jason didn’t feel threatened by them, instead he found the whole thing rather amusing if he’s being honest.

Once Damian’s calmed down until he’s silently seething, Jason reaches over and ruffles his hair which earns him yet another colourful threat and before the kid could do something like bite him, Jason steps away and reaches for his phone to call this in. He lets both Bruce and the police know what’s transpired and when that’s all done he gestures for Damian to follow him. He’s parked his bike a couple blocks away so soon they can start heading back to the Manor.

They stop by his bike and Jason examines Damian, noticing how he's holding himself stiffly. “You okay?” He asks somewhat concerned. Damian had been hurt before that final scuffle and Jason’s very much aware that throwing him as he did wouldn’t have at all helped.

“I’m fine Todd, no thanks to you.” Damian glares at him.

Jason huffs and rolls his eyes. “Let me rephrase that. Where are you hurt?”

Damian is silent for a few moments, clearly debating about what to tell him. In the end it seems like he relents because he looks away and mumbles, “my shoulder and leg are the most prominent areas of pain.”

Jason nods as he already expected that. Those where the areas he hurt before. “Anywhere else?” When Damian stays silent this time Jason shakes his head, giving up on questioning the kid about his injuries. “Fine, but answer me this; are you okay enough to hold on until we get to the Manor? Once there Alfred can look over you.”

Damian turns to glare at him once again. “I’m injured Todd, not inept. I’ll be fine.”

Deciding to not argue Jason accepts his answer and climbs on the bike with Damian climbing on behind him. They’re silent the entire ride home and when they get back to the cave Alfred immediately sends Damian to the infirmary and Jason has an absolute delighted time retelling Tim, who had been working at the computer when they got back, the story of him throwing Damian at the thugs in the alleyway. His story makes Tim cry from laughter and he receives a scolding look from Alfred, there may be words later on from the elderly man about using his brother as a weapon but Jason admits it was worth it. It’s good to know for the future that if needed too, Damian can be thrown as a last resort in a tight situation.

#batfam alphabet #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #questionable choices #light humour #peak sibling behaviour #big brother jason #annoying siblings #Damian isn't impressed #this is terrible #This is not my best work #so sorry #I'm certainly questioning my writing ability at the moment #oh well #batfam #the idea amused me thats why I went with it #so unrealistic #fanfiction

[mycological-mariner]

my body is once again trying to eat itself. The best part though is that my lil bro is about to go off and train in medicine so if anything my body chose a fantastic week to just break down - I’m helping him practice and prepare

#ayyyyyy… dios mio #I laugh but. I hate it in here (my body) #needs to work on his damn bedside manners though #took one look at my swollen hands and said ‘WOW. they’re like brotwurst!’ #thanks #it is a little weird being looked after by my little brother #he refuses to use my card or let me pay for anything though! #keeps saying that I already let him stay with me and use the kitchen whenever he wants #a little concerning! what did this poor boy Think I was gonna do?? that’s quite sad .. #what isn’t sad is him coming back from the corner shop and throwing a bag of Maltesers at my face #<3 #peak sibling behaviour

[tellerluna-stories]

I may or may not have predicted diluc and his knack for writing letters to his loved ones,,,, in that one Valentine's event post I did back in feb

#annie howls at the moon #also kaeya pretending he was still blind in one eye is #peak sibling behaviour #I think we've all had that moment where we pretend to be hurt more than we actually are so that our siblings feel bad HAHAHAHAA #PETTY KAEYA PETTY KAEYA

[my-name-is-apollo]

Apollo when Hermes stole his cattle:

#Apollo #Hermes #why do people leave out the parts where Apollo is so close laughing #and then he has to remind himself like “wait this isn't funny” #like that's peak sibling behaviour #memes #mine #best bros

[thebisexualwreckoning]

i love how damian just tells jon that he still owes him a birthday present and proceeds to THROW HIS OFF THE FUCKING WATER TANK JUST TO SEE WHETHER JON COULD FLY YET

#damian wayne everyone #just throws jon of the tower #its peak younger sibling behaviour i tell you #who cares whether you saved the world together and are now superheroes #no still attempting to kill you for fun #damian wayne #dami!robin #jon kent #supersons

[natures-marvel]

@natures-marvel and @h0bg0blin-meat on seeing each other :

#kal and lancey #peak sibling behavior #and clown on clown behaviour #from us both 😂

[crossdressingdeath]

The thing about AUs where Durge doesn't have amnesia but does still get tadpoled is that they can be Very Serious or absolutely hilarious. Like, there are all the angst possibilities of Durge knowing their friends will hate them if they learn what they're hiding from the group and the group's feelings of betrayal when the truth comes out and all that, but imagine the Wild Shit Durge could come out with if they remembered everything.

#bg3 #durge #durge walking into the temple like 'oh! she's redecorated! i don't like it' #honestly just in general there's so much opportunity for comedy in orin taking the temple #and if i understand correctly also moving into DURGE'S OWN ROOM #like she steals their BEDROOM what's with that. PEAK petty sibling behaviour

[elnotwoods]

Porsche: I am sorry about last time, Mr. Vegas

Vegas, in true big brother fashion: You mean Macau? LOL. Yeah no, that little bitch deserved it, all’s fine

#this is peak sibling behaviour #like that’s the way older siblings are #but they also love to be the ones to mess with the younger ones #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #vegas x porsche

[encorrectenha]

Wonyoung: Sunghoon and I have this easy chemistry where we finish eachother's-

Sunghoon: sentences!

Wonyoung: don't interrupt me!

#jjangkku peak sibling behaviour #wanted to do a ft. wonyoung one cause they were too cute today #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect enhypen #enhypen #incorrect ive #ive #sunghoon #wonyoung

[piplupod]

praying and hoping and begging for things to get better or at least more tolerable soon because i dont know how many more physical symptoms of stress my body can take

#me when i get eczema when the only time i had eczema in the past was when i was about to kill myself lmao #things are Preddy Bad actually fjfkfkfl #theres so many things i have happening and i look them up and its like ''reduce stress :)'' THANKS I WISH I COULD #UNFORTUNATELY. I LIVE IN THIS WORLD. AND THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL. #i actually cant think abt this all anymore tonight or I'll end up crying and i rly dont want to deal w crying rn fhfkdl #but man. things were supposed to go in such a better way. im literally a failure rn #all my siblings are doing way better in life and have a shot at things #and im stuck in my parents basement alone and a loser burn-out #this is so fucked #i realized the reality of my situation at 3am lying awake unable to sleep last night #like. i am.... alone and stuck living in my parents basement. no career prospects because im useless and too exhausted all the time #thats so fucking lame and awful and Peak Failure in society's eyes #man!!! #so unbelievably bleak!!! #anyways i hope this eczema goes away bc wow i rly have not had this except once or twice when i was engaging in suicidal behaviour #i dont want to be doing that again 😭😭 #WHATEVER. it is what it is. live fast die young or whatever #maybe tomorrow something good will happen #pippen needs 2nd breakfast #suicide tw

[taegularities]

Yoongi and Jimin on Suchwita are so much fun! Yoongi really asked him ",why are you showing too much skin these days?" Lmao and then saying "your body is not that great, right? If it was like in No More Dream I'd understand" 🤣

they bickered literally nonstop 😭 i just finished watching that episode and i have so so many thoughts?? 🥺

#no one loves bts as much as jimin does #i love how comfortable yoongi and jimin were together #the constant praises and playful mocking... how much they support each other :( #jimin laughing whenever yoongi tries to be nice is peak sibling behaviour #jimin saying jin misses them a lot </3 #i laughed so hard when they practiced the fansign thing LOL #but then i cried when they talked about 2025 #when the fanchanting came on? oh my god a fkn mess #and yoongi is so gd wise i'd want him as my mentor in any aspect of life :((( #oh my god i love them so much #notes for rid 🌹 #anon

[queerbuckleys]

cant stop thinking about buck wanting to buy jee a tiny car and maddie is like "absolutely not" and then he shows up with a little tiny jeep and she caves

#this is peak sibling and uncle behaviour