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isekyaaa · 23 days
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I am.... way too picky with my prompts......
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ask-brainteaser · 10 months
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Looks like Goldie's new personal trainers have a very aggressive approach to her routine. 🐝
Commission for BSting
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pridefound · 7 months
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sometimes i feel so guilty when my brain decides on one muse & one genre for the day bc here i am w den on the brain and he’s sayin “be a lil shit to everybody” so HERE WE ARE.
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antalgic22 · 16 days
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when my boyfriend is sleeping I'm in so much pain, wtf. my brain knows that he is alive? HE IS LITERALLY NEXT TO ME. WHY PAIN.
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philsaysfuck · 29 days
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was gonna rebrand to philsaysfuck but i misspelled my password so i guess that’s divine intervention
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rollingtsuchinoko · 2 months
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(via "Mendokusai - A pain in the butt" Sticker for Sale by SeanBeers)
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nerdpoe · 3 months
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Superboy wakes up in a prison. In the cell, sitting across from him, there's a teen that looks like another offshoot clone of Clark.
He learns in bits and pieces that he's been captures by a shadow government organization hellbent on ridding the world of anyone "ecto-contaminated", or anyone who has ever been dead.
Since he'd died before, even though he came back, he set off their sensors.
He doesn't remember how he got caught, doesn't remember what he was doing prior, but the walls are made of a weird material that glows green and cancels out his powers. It also doesn't hurt him.
Diluted kryptonite? He'll have to steal some and give it to Tim.
According to the kid, they've been forcibly detained to "serve their sentence for illegal immigration from the Realm of the Dead to the Realm of the Living" by way of routinely allowing themselves to be subjected to medical procedures. They are always being watched, they aren't the only ones captive, that apparently his entire high school had been condemned to it as well as some literal ghosts, and if he struggles then they won't give him the mercy of sedation while they do their experiments.
And Kon can't use his power to escape, or free this kid, or free any of the other prisoners. It's the worst case scenario.
Thank fuck he's best friends with a paranoid Bat that might have more contingencies than the Big Bat Himself.
Kon activates the only subdermal tracker he'd allowed Tim to place under his skin, and settles down to wait.
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A prison of this design, but more high tech and with less privacy. Apparently the idea behind it was that you couldn't see the guards, but they could see you, and the lights would move at random to make you think they were paying attention all the time.
So psychological torture on top of imprisonment.
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bluerosefox · 6 months
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Over Tea
A sudden chill sweeps through Gotham, almost like Mr. Freeze had just attacked only thing was the man was currently locked away in Arkham, and was felt by all. And talked by all via word of mouth and on social media as well.
The clouds and smog that covered their dark city shifted and swirled, a rumble beginning deep inside them as the weather turned from smoggy to rain and thunder with no real warning. The strangest thing was the green glow that could be seen when thunder rumbled inside the gray clouds.
Then like a candle being blown out, the rumbling stopped, the rain ended, and the clouds parted all over Gotham.
For the first time in a while Gotham had a clear sky and it felt... it felt like something heavy had been lifted off the city.
It was this sudden shift and the all felt chill that had set off alerts for Batman and his family. Since early morning since the first change and shift happened he was in front of the Batcomputer trying to narrow down where it started.
After hours of searching with the help of Red Robin, Oracle and strangely enough Red Hood, they managed to narrow down where the odd power had been coming from.
Was still coming from, only very low.
The old and abandoned observatory tower.
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"More ecto-tea Lady Gotham?" Danny asked, his hand waving towards the steaming pot nearby.
The woman smiled lightly, her dark painted lips curling up to show her sharp fangs for a moment before saying "No but thank you Young Kingling though I would like more cookies if you don't mind. Now where were we?"
Danny nodded towards her and signaled towards a maid skeleton ghost who walked forward with a tray of cookies. The maid swiftly placed a few more cookies on the spirit embodiment of Gotham plate before bowing and stepping away.
"We were just about to discuss the sentience of the Court of Owls." Danny said as he lightly tapped the large almost mountain of paperwork on the table they were sitting at, floating high above the floor as shooting stars and planets drifted around them. Many ghosts floated around as well, servants that had sworn their loyalty to the Young King, and were preparing things like snacks and drinks for two powerful beings in the room as they discussed business. Nearby doors and windows though were ghostly knights that stood tall and alert, making sure no interlopers interrupted the meeting taking place and ready to defend not only Lady Gotham but their King.
"Ah yes them." Lady Gotham grimaced as she took a drink of her ecto-tea. "That will take some time for us to discuss, they've been running around unchecked for to long and even with my limited abilities to hinder them has been less than ideal."
"You, Lady G, were deeply cursed for many, many years and I just broke most of it." Danny cut in quickly, he was not about to let this wonderful and powerful city spirit blame herself for something out of her hands "Due to said curse you couldn't do much so please don't go blaming yourself. Its mostly broken now, so you can freely start healing yourself and your city self now that jerk demon that cursed you is in Walker's prison for his crimes."
Lady Gotham grew silent for a moment, her dark eyes staring deeply at the young King but then warmly smiled, well as warm as she could seeing how she was Gotham itself. "You reminded me of my Knight, Young King, treating me like this. Not afraid to point out the truth and facts."
Danny gave a light laugh as he took a hold of one of the cookies on his plate and gave a bite "I'll take that as a compliment Lady Gotham. Now about those Court of Owls...."
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lynxgriffin · 4 months
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Eldritchrune - A Visit to Seam's Seap
Story Setup Eldritchrune Masterpost
Sometime after recruiting Berdly, the Fun Gang encounter Seam once again. Seam offers Kris some advice about the future, but nothing comes for free!
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tsuyonpuu · 1 year
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„as if it came out of memories of the Shire, some sunlit early morning,“
Another scene from The Two Towers!! 🍃
Watch me illustrate the entire LOTR series by accident 😭
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anakinh · 3 months
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Cloud. I've come across the most fascinating passage.
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quikyu · 2 months
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Don't let her sit on your couches... she'll get glitter everywhere
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squirting-sub · 4 months
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Got fucked so good. My eyes were rolling back, mouth open but no sound coming out, with a big plug in my ass. Just completely lost in pleasure as my dom fucks me from behind while I'm face down ass up with my hands and feet secured to a spreader bar. Head empty, no thoughts, just pure ecstasy.
"Look at you. I fucked you dumb."
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recalled11 · 2 months
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Directionless Pt. 4
Pt. 1/ Pt. 2/ Pt. 3/ Pt. 4/ next part coming soon!
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kev-smell-my-fart · 28 days
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a redraw. or a sequel. perhaps a successor… to the one pizzahead thing, yknow the one.
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phantomoftheorpheum · 3 months
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"so I'll tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night"
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