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ghostie-juice · 23 days
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(Un)familiar faces
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ali-borsch · 27 days
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A parody of "Scaredy Pants" from SpongeBob, but it's a Fake Peppino in a Ghost Costume
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snakes-in-mirrors · 2 months
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I returned from the hospital, where I had an x-ray and the doctor said to come back in 3 weeks for the final x-ray and removal of the cast. I'm really happy that I don't have a bone misalignment or something, because it *could have happened* and I was VERY nervous about it. 😭💛 Also, I know that you should never google diagnoses yourself, but I did it after the x-ray while I was waiting for the doctor and I had a little panic haha... (I'm glad everything turned out okay but my other hand is still shaking a little)
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jell-o101 · 5 months
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OH BOY I AM HEAVILY DEBATING THIS BUT OH WELL. Both outcomes are angsty as hell but still give off a bittersweet result. Now, I want you guys to make the decision for me to utilize in Luigi’s Escape Plan
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localratwithcowboyhat · 7 months
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Will wood!!!
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lowkeyremi · 11 months
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The lust in his eyes was very noticeable by anyone who tried hard enough to see it.
Keigo was not even trying to hide it either. His sexiness was overbearing and you could feel it from across the room.
"He's looking over here again.." Your friend says unaware of the relationship between you and Keigo. You'd tell her, but because of your jobs it's hard to go public. He's a pro-hero and a double agent while you're an underground hero. The media would go crazy if they knew about you two. There would be a mixture of shock, anger, maybe even respect, but the Hero Commission has advised against going public... strongly.
"Really?" You ask and take a sip of whatever your friend has ordered you. Honestly your attention was lost long ago. Keigo has kept your attention all night.
As an underground hero you'd usually avoid huge social gatherings like these but Keigo convinced you to go. Popular heroes like Endeavor, Best Jeanist, and even Mirko were standing around posing, being interviewed, talking to other heroes, etc. Keigo had noticed your discomfort right away, so being as cheeky as he is he texted you to meet him in a secluded area ten minutes after he walked over there.
When you went over to him the blond started complimenting you. He talked about how pretty you look in your dress, he praised you for doing your hair and makeup, and so on. That was about two hours ago...
"Yeah, I think he wants to fuck you because if those aren't bedroom eyes then I don't know what is." She squeals and wiggles her brows at you.
A real smile invaded your face for maybe the 3rd time tonight. You were being uptight because of the Commission's words. Even though this is a private event, you didn't want to risk it. Keigo clearly didn't care (not surprising at all) because he was openly flirting with you.
You were pulled out of your thoughts by a tap on your shoulder. "May I have a dance with you, beautiful?" Some hero you couldn't bother to remember asks you. Several men and women had already asked something similar which you had kindly turned down.
"I'm good than-" A cheeky arm wrapped around your waist and you began to panic.
"What business do you have with my wife?" Keigo questions and you about have a heart attack.
"Hawks?! Wife... oh my- I'm so sorry. I didn't know." The hero scurries off and you glare at your husband.
You couldn't even get a word in because your friend yells in shock and excitement, "you're married?! To Hawks?!" You hold a finger to your lips and your eyes widen. Its no use though because people are already looking at you and Keigo, whispering things you can't hear.
In seconds there's a TV crew in your face.
"Number two pro hero, Hawks has been secretly married. What is it like being his wife?" Some lady with a mic asks.
Some other guy asks, "How long have you two been married?"
If you were overwhelmed before than you're extremely overwhelmed now.
Your friend looks at you a frown on her face as she tries to apologize for bringing attention over to you two.
Keigo scoops you up bridal style, and flies out of an open window, "Adios, paparazzi~" he says.
When you two get far enough away he lands and sets you down, "darling... i'm so sorry. I just had enough, you were hit on like eight times and it made my stomach drop." He says softly.
You glare at him, "that's no excuse Keigo! I am your wife. Which means I married you, which means I'm not going to be swayed by some random hero asking me out! Do you have any trust in me?!" You shout at him, anger seeping through your tone.
"It's not you baby, its me.. I fear you'll find someone better suited for you..." his voice is small as he speaks.
"Keigo Takami. How long have we been together for?" you ask sternly.
His golden eyes meet yours, "three years."
"Not married, how long have we been together in general?" you ask clearing up your question.
"Oh.. forever." He says with a weak smile.
"Exactly, which means I have no reason to leave you!" A sigh escapes your lips.
You gesture for him to come closer, he does. You cup his face and kiss him softly.
You can tell he wants more from the way he squeezes your hips but you pull back with a lazy smirk.
"You are going to get a fucking earful from the Commission." you say with a dry chuckle.
He pales at your statement.
"Oh shit... they're gonna skin me alive..." he groans.
"Should have thought about that before basically telling all of Japan I'm yours." You say with a shrug.
He scoops you up bridal style again and flies you two home.
"It was totally worth it though." He smirks.
You roll your eyes at him, your husband is something else.
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spankoffski · 8 months
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nerdy prudes official trailer just dropped… it’s like the superbowl for gay nerds
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stephstars08 · 5 months
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🥵Oh!🥵
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malin-la · 3 months
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What happens when you die in the afterlife?
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Before this episode I don’t think we seriously had a clue. I mean there was Angel’s whole line about “double death”, but obviously it was a joke.
Pentious getting into Heaven completely changes the game for a number of reasons. The obvious one is, of course, that sinners can be redeemed.
But that fact can be broadened to something much larger if we remember what Adam said. It was something along the lines of “the way they lived their lives determines how they spend their time after it”
This is kinda reaching, but it’s possible that when a soul dies again, their “new lifespan” is what’s counted in the evaluation of the goodness of someone’s life. Once he met Charlie, Pentious immediately underwent change and bettered himself, ultimately dying for a noble cause. The life that was “evaluated” was probably just the total of his time spent in hell, where he showed reasonable improvement.
This probably also means that winners can fall :)
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Spy knew that Dell wasn't doing well, usually the Frenchman wouldn't bother since it wasn't uncommon for the Texan to be locked in his workshop for a couple of days. But it had been way more than a couple of days, and with Matilda stopping by way too often, it was a tad evident that nothing was alright with the man he adored.
And now he was at the workshop's door, he'd knock on it "Dell, I think you and I need to talk. It's a serious matter, one I would rather discuss with you in private."
@emotionally-composed-spy
It was eerily silent for a long, concerning moment, the buzzing of the florescent lights above filling the silence.
Then, movement was heard within the workshop. Something shuffling against the ground, the clatter of something falling against the concrete floor, and a muffled voice none other than Dell. It took another minute before footsteps approached the door, and after multiple clicks of deadbolts unlocking, the metal door swung open just a tad, revealing the engineer.
“Whut’ss th’ matter? Sumthin’ happenin’?” Dell asked with a croak, speech slightly slurred and groggy like the man had just woken up. Judging from his disheveled appearance; hair flattened on one side, a red mark on the same side of his face where he had been laying his head on, and dark bags peeking out from under his goggles, that was likely the case.
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chaoticlad · 2 months
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I found a bat gives it to meggy now you can use it to hit whoever make fun of your heights :D
(Don't ask why there's blood on my pfp/face)
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Ah
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khadijah551 · 1 year
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YESSSS
before you ask, the hair is by @urbanpixal
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ask-dadpleasant · 21 days
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maybe your kid’s got some sorta neurological thingy.. like psychosis… yk..
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……What the fuck was that
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theknifeclown · 9 months
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In a soft tone she gently raised one finger and said "One moment please, While I put the res to these books away, thank you~"
UHHHhhHh I MADE A FEM TERRIN AND???? UH OH
I am sO NorMaL
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Danny with The Endless
. When he got zapped by the portal Death was there to check on this child and he kinda assumed with the half-dead situation
. Despair is responsible for his dilemma and pretty much all the trauma he had since the portal
. Desire have their hand on every ghosts in existence, desire and obsession isn't that far off
. Danny is meant to be half-dead and eventually beat Pariah Black, it all recorded in Destiny book
. Delirium make Pariah goes batshit crazy. He was a good king when Delirium still are Delight
. Destruction have no hand in this but his influence still there when Dan wrecked the future
Danny casually having all powerful figures watching over him: this is fine
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wilbyssoot · 2 years
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