#ohhhhhhhhhhh LORD HELP ME
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Look I don't have a title for this. I wrote this last night before I went to sleep, it's badly written. It's Sabrina and Dalia hours everyone, and... Giovanni
“Look at me.” Sabrina clutched Dalias shoulders as her eyes burned into the girls in front of her. “You. Are. A. Pushover. And we are going to fix that.”
“How?” The violet-haired girl asked.
“Simple. We employ the technique of the ancient master.” Sabrina responded while pulling out her phone to dial Giovanni. “Mr. Potage himself.” She said as he picked up the phone.
“Hello? Who is this?” Giovanni asked.
“Ugh, this is peepee boys sister, Sabrina. Look, we need your help.” Sabrina replied, still using one hand to clutch Dalias shoulder.
“With what? I better be getting paid.” He replied.
“You know how you stopped Molly from being a pushover? Yeah, I got another one for you.”
“Ohhhhhhhhhhh” Giovanni let out a long ohh noise, as if he finally got what she was saying. “Okay. But the question still stands, what's my payment peepee girl?”
Sabrina reached in her hoodie pockets. She pulled out .75¢, a button, and a coupon to Blowout Burger. “How does .75¢ a button and a Blowout Burger coupon sound?” She asked.
“Eh. Good enough, I'm hungry anyways.” He replied. “I'll be there soon, make sure the pushover doesn't escape.”
“That's doable.” She hung up then turned to Dalia. “Hope you're ready.”
Dalia shook her head, smiling nervously. “Is-Is this necessary..? I'm not as much of a pushover as you think… promise!”
“Shut your trap.”
Dalia shut up. Sabrina rolled her eyes.
“That was a test idiot. You were supposed to say ‘no’.”
“oh.. sorry.”
“Don't apologize!” Sabrina stammers. “I-I good Lord! You're hopeless.”
“I know.” Dalia hung her head. The girls resumed this state of disappointment for a minute until Giovanni showed up.
Soon enough, Giovanni bursted through the wooden gate of Sabrina's backyard. Holding a flyswatter of all things. “It ‘tis I! Giovanni Potage!” He yelled with fury. “Here to teach a friend to value herself. Where's the pushover?” Giovanni then asked in a sweeter voice.
Dalia slowly raised her hand. “That's me… I'm the pushover…” she sighed.
“Hmmmm.” Giovanni looked her up and down. “You do seem like a pushover… how old are you?”
“Fifteen…”
“Oh my God.” Giovanni said, clasping a hand over his mouth. “Fifteen… you may be too late peepee girl.”
“Sabrina.” Sabrina corrected. “And I called you for help, not the melodrama.” She rolled her eyes. “Please, get to the part where she's not a pushover anymore.”
“I don't think that's going to be possible.” Giovanni said. Before Sabrina or Dalia could ask why, he spoke. “She's too far gone, once a pushover, always a pushover…” He said holding a hand dramatically to his heart.
“Then what did you do for Molly that made her more assertive?” Sabrina asked.
“Oh. That was different.” He said snapping out of his drama. “You see Molly's still a mere child. I can't help a-” he shuddered. “Teenage girl.” He said as if it were some poison. Dalia hung her head.
“I understand. I-I guess you aren't needed anymore…” The violet haired girl simply stated, fiddling with her hands.
“Woah-!” Sabrina stopped her. “Giovanni, what am I paying you for? You leave, you get no payment.” She asserted.
“Uggggh. Fine…. I'll help her. Go get me a soda, peach.” Sabrina rolled her eyes. Giovanni was a pain in the ass, but she went to go get his soda anyway.
“Okay, Daisy.”
“It's… Dalia, actually…” She corrected softly.
“Hm.” Giovanni said. “You passed the test. You corrected me. Good. You can correct people… you're just socially anxious… I can't fix that…” He squinted. “But I can try.”
Dalia smiled.
“Okay… let's see here….” Giovanni trialed off trying to think of a scenario. “Hah! I got it! Okay, pretend I'm a senior, and your a freshman, and you just so happen to be smart and be in all of my classes. I demand you to do my homework. What do you do?” He asked.
“I take it because I don't want to be jumped.” Dalia answered.
“Ahh, no! Not at all! You say ‘no, I'm not going to do your homework just because I'm smarter than you. If you want to get on my level, maybe study, asshole!’. Now, you try.” Giovanni corrected.
Dalia nodded. “Uh, no. Because I'm not your personal homework-doer.” She said, her voice still quite soft.
“Not quite but you're getting there.” Giovanni applauded. Sabrina had now returned, carrying two sodas one for her, and one for Giovanni. If Dalia wanted one, she was going to have to stand up for one.
“Here, Campbell.” She handed the soda to Giovanni, as she cracked open her own.
“Where's mine?” Dalia asked.
“You didn't ask for one. So I didn't get you one. Want one? Don't be a pushover.” Sabrina stated.
“Well then… go get me one. Now!” She asserted.
Sabrina let out a small smile. “Sure, whatever you say.” She put her soda down and went back to the kitchen. Giovanni approved.
“Good job! You're getting better Daisy.”
“Dalia.” She corrected.
“I mean, Dalia.” Giovanni corrected himself. “Now, let's try another one. Pretend I'm… Lorelai. And… I just gave you a position you didn't want on colorguard. What will you say?”
Dalia thought for a moment. “Lorelai. Move me. Now. I don't want to be where you put me.”
Giovanni nodded before turning one his grating ‘girl’ voice. “No. Why should I, I'm captain!”
“Because… I'm the best person in this team and you need to get off your high horse, miss ‘i think I can boss people around just because I'm Captain'.” Dalia asserted. “How was that?”
“That… was beautiful.” Giovanni made one singular tear fall out of his eye, for dramatic effect.
“Really?”
“Yup, I think it's crossing into Bonnie territory.” Giovanni joked.
Dalia smiled, she was proud of herself, hopefully she would be able to use this with actually people, and not absolutely fuck it up.
Sabrina walked up from her second trip to the kitchen, now holding another soda in her hand. “Here,” she spoke. Dalia took the soda, and cracked it open. Giovanni wrapped his gangly frame around Sabrina and laughed.
“Well, it looks like you're the pushover now.” He then let out a loud laugh. “Listen, I did my job, I made her stand up to me, where's my payment?” He asked.
Sabrina reached into her pocket and pulled out his payment of .75¢ a button and a two-for-one milkshake combo coupon for Blowout Burger. The gangly man happily took it, and in iconic Giovanni fashion, he shouted.“YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF GIOVANNI POTAGE!” and then he promptly ran out the same gate he came in from.
#epithet#ee#art#epithet erased prison of plastic#oc#artists on tumblr#giovanni potage#giovanni potage epithet erased#giovanni is big brother material#and kinda stupid
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Gotchanko Burst! Valvarad!
Drowning in darkness, the purple-armored warrior Valvarad cries out for help. With only the Chemy Madwheel truly sharing in his suffering, Gotchard and Majade nevertheless must find a way to survive his curse and destroy the wicked Angel Malgam.
What does Geryon stand to gain from this sadism?
Spoilers, I guess...
-Mr. Narrator, I don't think Gotchanko was used in an appropriate context there.
-Oh lord, he's falling to pieces
-Yo????
-Hot damn, Mr. and Mrs. Kurogane really just said "Nah"
-Supana...
-Pulling him out of that car wreck, eh Hotaro?
-Oh my god, Geryon's Palpatine.
-No lunch for him.....
-And there it is.
-Y'know, given your previous experiences with Valvarad, I'd say you're jealous he's not becoming your dog Lachesis.
-"Never say that shit to me again."
-Hello, Minato-sensei.
-And hello Kyoka-sensei.
-Scan him!
-Alchemy montage....
-Huhwhat, I'm awake Renge-san!
-...ISAAC?????
-"Your dead parents thing is getting old. How about you kill his other mom instead?"
-Valvaradriver...
-"Hidey-hooooo, Edami-san~! Your judgement is nigh!"
-Damn, Kyoka's super calm about the whole thing.
-"Never do things by half, huh?"
-Man, the sisters being that strong outside of any monster or Rider form is awesome.
-OH?????
-Minato-sensei????
-"Master Geryon told me so."
-God damn, he's really laying this on thick isn't he!
-"You dead, boy."
-Taken back to that night once more...
-He rember.
-:)
-Ourple...
-Wheeeeeel!
-Machwheel!
-He's goin' at blazing speeds~!
-Ooooooooooohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!!!!
-This ain't just Spanner!
-Reclaimed!
-This whole kinship thing is pretty rad, huh Valva?
-Ohhhhhh
-Hohohohooh
-Kurogane Supana... Start your engine!
-Machwheel Ignite!
-Daiohni Ignite!
-Gotchanko Burst!
-Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeellll!
-Valvarad!
-"I am called Kamen Rider Valvarad. Who wants wings covered in barbecue sauce?"
-Orochishovel~!
-CHECKMATE AAAAAAAAAAAH
-Angelead...
-Yeah okay, pal.
-"Ohhhhhhhhhhh I'm glad he missed that...."
-Hello, Lachesis.
-"Fine" is a strong word, but
-Let's play some fucking chess~!
-Renge????
-Ohhhhhhhh, that Chemy!
-Zukyun!
-Hell yeah, Angelcopter!
-...if Zukyumpire's an Occult Chemy, does that mean he's gonna be flirting with Spanner too? ...I wonder if Lachesis will get jealous?
-Wait, with Deepmariner that means it's gonna be the only one of Valvarad's Customs to be a standard 10 sum Gotchanko. ...that's gonna fuck me up tbh, once we get to Spikefairy Custom literally being 2.
#Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch!#kamen rider#kamen rider gotchard#kr gotchard#gotchard spoilers
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cAn yOu rAtE rEpUtAtiOn dEarY aNd I'Ll wRitE sOmeThiNg wInlEt fOr yOu
HELP IM BRIBED SO EASILY OK:
delicate - OHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SONG MAKES ME FEEL THINGS,,, WHENEVER ITS PLAYING I IMAGING THAT IM DANCING IN THE RAIN LIKE TAYLOR DOES IN THE MUSIC VIDEO
call it what you want - this one and delicate are actually joint first in my ranking for rep,, theyre just so wholesome and i love them so much theyre my babies omg
new years day - also soo whilesome and i love this as a simple closer for such a highly produced, chaotic album. it really does make you feel like youre cleaning up after a long day,, ALSO THE LYRICS 'PLEASE DONT EVER BECOME A STRANGER WHOS LAUGH I COULD RECOGNISE ANYWHERE' HURTS SO BAD BECAUSE JOE IS A STRANGER WHOS LAUGH SHE COULD RECOGNISE ANYWHERE NOW :(((((((((( ACTUALLY DEVESTATING.
dress - not so wholesome ! but best believe i will be singing this song LOUD,, also when she talks about joes buzz cut and her bleached hair its so funny because idk how either of them pulled eachother that night😭 they looked so silly (i <3 bleachella though in a campy way)
king of my heart - ok this ranking is so hard to do bc half of these songs are about how her and joe are gonna be together forever and in this one shes literally like 'is this the end of the endings' and then they ended. so...
getaway car - sorry this song is acrually so hilarious im so sorry tom hiddleston 😭 i do not condone cheating but the way taylor admits to it here?????????? so proudly????????????? girl😭😭😭😭😭😭 ohh and the bridge takes my soul to another DIMENSION I LOVEEEEE KEY CHANGES
look what you made me do - ok the thing about this song is that you cant understand it without undestanding the context, the comeback from a year of silence with the snakes used against her,, the music video (which is the best mv of all time btw,,,, ive been decoding it for years now) etc etc i could talk so long about it,, also the rep tour version of this >>>>>>>>> so good
...ready for it - ICONIC ALBUM OPENER ( I WAS NOT READY FOR IT !!!!! 2017 ME HAD NO IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!)
i dont wanna live forever - ok guys can we just talk about how taylor literally has a collaB WITH ZAYN MALIK. WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS SONG MORE. WHAT. i love both of their higher registers in their voices so sos so so much
so it goes... - underrated bop, taylor was so wrong for not playing it on the rep tour because 'you did a number on me, but honestly baby whos counting / i didnt know you were keeping count (lyric from high infidelity,, which is about calvin harris,, aka the last long relationship she had before joe) IS GOLD
this is why we cant have nice things - i love it when taylor talks to the people who wronged her like theyre children,, its so satisfying
dont blame me - this used to be higher up but ive heard it so many times now so its getting a little ruined😭but the OHHHH LORD SAVE ME MY DRUG IS MY BABY ILL BE USIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE (USIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIIFE OOOOOOOhoooOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO O HHHHH) will REMAIN ICONIC TILL THE END OF TIME
dancing with our hands tied - the lyrics are so good and this song feels super nostalgic because the production is very reminiscent of a lot of the songs you hear in 2017 ahhh
i did something bad - i love how she was saying this even though at that time she actuually hadnt done anything bad😭 but this was necessary for the snake character so slay queen🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 ohh also the dyuuuh dhu dhu dhu dhu dhu dhu IS SO ICONIC,, THE WAY SHE WOKE UP AT NIGHT WITH THAT IDEA AND RECORDED IT??? LMAO????????
end game - WHY DID SHE LET ED SHEERAN RAP LMAOOOOOO SOBBING,,, HE WOULD FIT ON LITERALLY ANY ALBUM BUT THIS ONE😭also this is another one of those depressing rep songs bc joe was NOT endgame
gorgeous - ok i didnt like this song for literal years,, i like it now but its still in the bottom half of my overall ts ranking,, however i DO love the lyric about her cats and the *ding* after
#BIIG REPUTATION#BIGG REPUTATION#OOH YOU AND ME WE GOT BIG REPUTATIONS AHHHHHHH#asks#zhen tag#taylor swift
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Henry V (1989 film version with Kenneth Branagh): Reactions, Part II
let us continue!
once again, we love us some OLDE MAPS!!!
“plsssss i don’t want my boyfriend to be executeeeeeeed :(“
this guy is taking no shit
tfw your former buddy is about to get executed right in front of you
“how could you let this happen to me??? :(“
“…did i fucking tell you to go rob a CHURCH???”
✨uncomfortable foreshadowing in the flashback✨
honestly, getting hanged for robbing a church is…not out of character for him!
well at least you want them all to treat the villages and villagers fairly but uh…didn’t you literally just talk about sticking babies on pikes a few scenes ago?
in keeping with the tennis stuff: the ball is now in france’s court
well, he’s nothing if not a good catholic boy i guess
chorus is just like “well! that happened!”
stop comparing horses and armor and go to SLEEP y’all have a BATTLE tomorrow
or don’t. knock yourselves out i guess.
once again: royals and nobles have nothing better to do than wander around in disguise! always a treat in media
calling your countryfolk “your bosom” i guess
kissing one’s dirty shoe? okay good for you i guess
yeah y’all shouldn’t be talking so loudly right before the battle you never know who’d be listening
the elizabethan version of “if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you do the same?”
and he likes speaking about himself in the third person
ooh damn this guy’s got a good point (that the king might have some reckoning to do if this war is not just)
no, what he’s saying is that what if they shouldn’t have died in the first place. keep up, henry
OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT HE JUST CHALLENGED THE KING TO A DUEL
(he doesn’t know he’s the king but STILL! DRAMA!!!!!)
he’s considering…
“okay but surely i’m not responsible for EVERYTHING in my people’s lives??? right??? RIGHT???”
and the question surely on both of our minds: but where is the line, especially in this case???
ooooooooooooooooof.
okay but this brings up a good question: so if his dad murdered the guy before him, it may not be right to punish the son for the sins of the father but uh. is his claim to the ENGLISH throne even legit, let alone the FRENCH throne??? has he legitimized it through his penitence and devotion (in more than one sense)??? much to think about!
BATTLE DAY IS HERE!!!
whack whackity whack whack
FIVE TO ONE?!?!?! oh lord help you all
oh hey here’s the other thing i know: the st. crispin’s day speech!
come on y’all KNOW it’s iconic
“we few, we happy few, we band of brothers…”
i mean come on. it’s just so uplifting and strong and has GREAT vibes.
“dude. we do not need to have this discussion AGAIN.”
can’t help but respect henry right now even if you don’t like him!
here we go…
dude how did you just show up in the middle of the battlefield lmao
“ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that is a lot of people coming at us at once ohhhhhhhh boy”
also i love how they’re just cutting to all these WILDLY different reactions on all these english leaders’ faces lol
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah i do remember learning about this. how the longbows were taking ALL the french out and how it was an example of important military tech development during this time or something like that
gotta respect a leader who fights alongside his soldiers
this is gory and graphic as FUCK omg
can’t even tell half these english dudes apart but oof that HURTS (are these people even english???)
sucks to be y’all
oh hey again baby christian bale!!!
WHERE IS THE HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING COMING FROM
oh my god. oh my god. THE FRENCH WENT AFTER THE FUCKING KIDS????????????????
i’m gonna need a sec. hold on. gonna need a sec.
he gets it!!!
oh BUDDY 😭
“I WAS NOT ANGRY SINCE I CAME TO FRANCE, UNTIL THIS INSTANT!!!” MOOD. FUCKING MOOD.
this, imo, is an appropriate reaction
reasonable request though
i mean with all the carnage everywhere it’s entirely understandable to not know what the FUCK is going on
well at least the english won i guess
but, and i could be wrong here, weren’t they retreating anyway? so either way technically they lost the war. this just means their army didn’t get hacked to bits or something i guess. idk. could be wrong.
oh buddy…
did you not look at your map before you came here. it would’ve told you this place was called agincourt
okay but why is this so adorable
MISTRESS QUICKLY DIED????????? nooooooooooooooo rip to the “reverenza” queen
the only french guy in here: wait TEN THOUSAND french people died??????? like, ONE SIXTH of the entire army???? 😳
ONLY TWENTY NINE (29)????????????
(i mean, presumably the boys are not being counted, and goodness knows how many of them, but maybe they are???)
his line reading is just *chef’s kiss*
HENRY IS CARRYING THE BOY STOOOOOOOOOOOP DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME CRY AGAIN
also this is really beautiful music
like. there’s so much to unpack here. and it’s a beautiful moment, and some GREAT camera work. 10/10 the movie could end right here but apparently there’s another 20 minutes
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd i’m crying again
oof.
so it looks like war devastated our buddy henry, so maybe let’s go for peace instead?
flashback time!
what have we all lost?
also unrelated but what happened to the guy who challenged henry to a duel? i hope he’s having a good day
ah yes, making a woman your demand. *sigh* yeah i know this is how politics and arranged marriages work, and she seems to not hate him, but still.
okay but: gorgeous
this is awkwaaaaaaaaaard
“i already tried to be the enemy and that didn’t work so i guess…france’s friend???”
he’s trying!!! and it’s honestly kinda cute
and it seems like he’s giving her a choice, so good on that
annnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is!
ah, peace.
annnnnnnnd bringing the frame back
henry may have been brilliant, but…history has a way of complicating things.
anyway this was AWESOME, 10/10 definitely recommend
#movies#film#theatre#theater#plays#shakespeare#william shakespeare#henry v#movie liveblog#omg this was GREAT.#like this play is So Much and everyone is So Much and there’s So Much going on…it’s just SO MUCH GOOD STUFF!!!
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Boogeydad Shenanigans
Summary: A cute, fun drabble about Ormad’s usual mornings with Rudy and what it’s like to sit inside his head!!
Trigger warnings: Plenty of self-deprecative thoughts, mentions of death, anxiety, cursing, drugs mention, ex-lover mention
If you can read it, it’s appreciated!!
You’ve been staying awake for the past hour. What are you doing sitting in bed. What time is it? No, you don’t even have a clock in the mansion -- idiot. You’re an idiot, that’s what you are, you understand? It’s not like you didn’t not know that days ago but just givin’ you a little reminder in case you forgot.
Rudy needs to go to school. Get up. Make breakfast for her early.
Noooo.... Ormad shut his eyes and rolled to his side, face shoved into his pillow. It’s probably not that late. Or maybe it’s really early. Yeah... more time to sleep, more time to kick back and relax. That’s great. He stretched his arms and legs, groaning quietly before squishing up again.
What’d he dream about last night? Wait-- no. Don’t think about it. Don’t, don’t, don’t. That was a hideous dream. He hated it. He scrunched his nose and moved it around. No, no, no. The dream was ugly and awful and he should think about something else. Like... like the blanket. The blanket smushed up against his back. Yes, think of that blanket like a person. Like, like a nice person cuddled up next to him because yes, they liked him very much, he was great.
No, that was stupid. Yes, it’s stupid, and I’m going to believe it.
Ormad sat up in his bed and blinked several times. His two dark feet stuck out at the end of his violet blanket. The room was pitch black; just the way he liked it. He yawned before laying back down again--
Squeeek!! Light poured into the room. He hissed and covered his face.
“Dad!” Rudy said. “Are you ready to go?”
Ready to go? What?? Then it hit him. A truck did. A truck of oh my lord, what a stupid ass you are!! “I-- um, well--”
“Come ooonnnn!” she urged. Rudy already had her signature hoodie on, as well as her sneakers (shoes in the house were fine -- were they?) and backpack. “They’re selling cupcakes in the morning today!!”
“Yes, yes, okay.” He clenched his fists and gritted his teeth as she skipped on away. He pursed his lips and glared at nothing. His head shook.
Idiot, you could’ve been up earlier. You could’ve made her breakfast and you could’ve greeted her with a, “Good morning, sweetie! Look at all of this I made for you in just a few minutes!” You could’ve felt GREAT today and done something good for her, but instead you just laid here in bed like the lazy fool you are. Later on, when she grows up, she’s going to do the same thing; she’s not going to take care of you. She’ll let you wilt and suffer because you deserve it, you know that, you know--!
Ormad stumbled out of his room and slapped his hands through his hair. Messy. It was always messy. Not like he cared; he was too lazy to make himself look nice, anyway. He didn’t want to be so perked up and pretty and proper for the teachers. Because oh, what’d they expect out of him, some weird freak?
Hell yes he was a weird freak. Just not as weird as some other people. At least he could hide his weirdness. Yes.
Ormad met Rudy in one of the hallways. He was about to open up a portal to the Positive Side when she interrupted: “Dad!”
“Huh?”
“Did you pack stuff up? I got my water bottles, but where’s your backpack?” She wasn’t hostile or yelling in any way, but it sure as hell felt like it to him.
“Backpack? Why do I need a backpack?”
“Field trip! Remember?”
Oh no. Look. You big embarrassment. This is why she’s humiliated by you. First you slept in for hours without making her breakfast, and now she’s reminding you of something you should’ve remembered days ago. What the hell is wrong with you? Ormad clenched his fists and gestured wildly, not knowing what to do with his hands. “Um-- what do I bring, again?”
Rudy exhaled, her feet shuffling. “Daaaad. I talked to you about it yesterday.”
“I know.”
“And the day before.”
“I know, Rudy.”
“And now we’re gonna be late.”
“Can you tell me what I need?”
“The pamphlet we got and some shades.”
Pamphlet. Where the hell did he leave the pamphlet? Ormad’s stomach felt hot as he stormed around his room, searching anxiously through drawers and the sheets of his bed. Where was the pamphlet? Where the hell did he leave it?
“Rudy? Do you know where I put it?”
“I mean, I gave it to you a week ago, and you said you’d put it somewhere safe.”
A week ago. You see, that’s a great excuse. It’s not your fault that you don’t know where it is; it’s just the long amount of time between now and then. See? You did nothing wrong. Rudy just gave it to you too early.
Ormad fussed about, looking through the living room.
No, don’t think shit about your daughter like that. She’s your daughter. She’s your baby. She looks up to you and if you look down at her like that, guess what! She’s going to abandon you when she grows up and she’s gonna frolic over to one of those Rulers in the Positive Side and you’ll lose custody and be all alone!! So then you’ll be in a lonely cycle again and you’ll probably end up trying to do stupid shit to get her back. Don’t think about your daughter like that, she’s not dirt, you’re dirt, you can let her walk on you because her feet can’t crush you, but ohhhhhhhhhhh you can’t walk on her, you understand? You do that and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life and you’ll probably be asking yourself, “Why am I even
“Found it!” Ormad declared, holding up the pamphlet with a shaking hand.
“That’s great,” Rudy replied. “Come on. We gotta go!”
Ormad formed a backpack out of Negativity and stuffed the pamphlet into it. Then he looked himself up and down, tapping his claws together. “Do I look fine?”
“Yeah!”
“I should be disguised as someone. Something else. I’ll pretend to be a chaperone, but a Positive instead.”
“Dad, you’re fine.”
“Fine? I’m not fine. Maybe you are, but at this point they’ve gotten used to a human in their class. If they see me, there might be an attack on the trip and they’ll tear me apart, and then you’ll get hurt and die because you’re a human. You know that, right? How easily humans can bleed out like that?”
A sigh came from her, along with the rolling of her eyes. “It’s fine, Dad! Really.”
“Tell me fine when you--” No. Cut it out. Cut it off. He sewed his lips shut before anything else could get out, and he closed his eyes and exhaled. Stop. Breathe. Your daughter is not your therapist. Do not treat her like one. You ugly, monstrous, disastrous garbage fool.
Ormad opened the portal, and the two of them went in.
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“You didn’t have to say that to the tour guide,” Rudy mumbled.
“Well, I defend myself when I need to,” Ormad replied. “It’s a little hard to deal with.”
“What?”
“Being me. That’s hard to deal with.” He tapped his claws on the edge of the table. There were no Positives in the room they were in, but there were plenty of Positives in the room next door. They’d been kicked out.
Ormad clenched his jaw, and his heart sank. “Am I pitying myself again?”
Rudy rubbed the back of her neck. “A little bit.”
Damnit. He thought he wasn’t. God, why couldn’t he just talk about himself for once?
Or maybe you talk about yourself all the time to the point where it sounds normal. You talk about yourself to yourself. That’s it. That’s normal for you. Change the topic and suddenly you’re being assaulted.
They sat there together in silence. Ormad was scratching the edges of the chair with his claws, bouncing his legs and glaring at nothing. Rudy sniffed.
“Hey, Dad,” she said quietly.
“... What is it, Rudy?”
Her small stubby fingers curled the strands of her dark hair. “Can I... tell you something? I’ve had it on my mind for a while now.”
“Anything, sweetie.” His heart was rising in his chest.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. What was she going to tell him? Was she going to say that he’d been using her as a doctor again? He thought he’d been just fine. No, you’re not fine and you know it. Something always slips by you, and before you can take it back the damage is already done and when you say sorry it just comes out as self-pity. So yes, maybe you did do something bad and now she’s going to tell you and your relationship with her is going to crumble and it’s going to be all your fault.
“There are therapists in the Positive Side,” Rudy told him. “Maybe you should get one.”
“... Therapist?” Ormad repeated, and he dryly chuckled. “I don’t need a therapist, Rudy. I’m completely fine on my own.”
“You don’t seem to be, Dad.”
“What are you talking about?” He ran a hand across the top of her head and gently patted it. “You’ve asked me this several times before. I’ve said no to every single question. I’m fine.”
“Yeah, I asked you,” Rudy said. “I said, ‘Dad, do you want to get a therapist?’ But right now, I’m just saying you should get one. You need to.”
“I don’t need one, Rudy. Trust me.”
“You said to the tour guide that if he didn’t want to feel the same pain and suffering that you do, he should ‘back the hell off.’“
Ormad clenched his teeth. “He was just angering me.”
“But it happened last field trip, too. And the one before that, you had a breakdown.”
“Then maybe I should just stop coming on field trips,” he admitted. He averted his gaze. “But I can’t just leave you unsupervised. Imagine what they can do to you when I’m not around, Rudy. Terrible things.”
“Dad.”
“Yes.”
“Get a therapist.”
Ormad sighed and said nothing.
“You need help. Just get one. Please.”
Why should he? He wasn’t a weak little victim. He wasn’t going to let himself be vulnerable and open again to the wrong people. Rudy was the only one who understood him. And he didn’t even need to vent to her! It was fine. They were a perfect family. They were fine.
But then when she’ll get older, you’ll look at her differently, won’t you? And maybe you’ll be like those petty humans on Earth. You’ll say, “Hey, since she’s older now, she can handle things better!” So you’ll dump and dump all your pour little feelings on her and then she’ll get humiliated, maybe say something like, “Dad, please, stop, you’re hurting me!! I hate you, i hate you!!”
Because you don’t want to hear those words. You don’t want her to hate you because if she hates you, you’ll do anything and everything to get her to not hate you again. But she will continue to hate you when you don’t make the right choice and you can’t take it back because the mistake was YOUR fault, you understand?
And then she’ll go over to the Positives and the Rulers will tell her all about you and the terrible things you did to them when you were younger. She’s gonna get poisoned by them and then she’ll probably break into the Negative Side and try to kill you. Maybe that’ll happen -- oh yes, that’ll definitely happen!! Because gueesss whaaattt? You’re a stupid foolish clown. You’re just some jester with strings attached to you lala la la la la dancing for everybody to laugh at because you always tend to slip up and embarrass yourself, like this morning, or maybe that one time you let Alice nearly overdose and she said it was your fault, YOUR fault, but you said no, so then later she broke up with you and then you left the Earth because boohoo, you couldn’t do enough, could you?
And that’s why you’ll always enter a new door in life just to break it and lock it shut, because everything you touch wilts like a flower, and that’s why Rudy’s going to die before she becomes an adult, and that’s why you were so alone when you were younger and that’s why everybody betrayed you and that’s why you’re unloved and you’ll be forgotten and nobody NOBODY will ever ever FORGIVE YOU for what youve done to them and next up youre going to be forgotten by your own daughter because of what youve done to her so
QUIET
Startled, Ormad let out a shaky sigh, closing his eyes. Rudy waited for a response, almost expecting none.
“Okay,” he mumbled. “I will. I’ll get one.”
For you, but not for me.
#Poetics And Potential ( writing drabbles/etc. )#You're A Brat. But You're My Kid And I Love You. ( Ormad & Rudy )#Negativity Itself ( Ormad )#drugs mention#death mention#long post
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: : Ally Confessions : : pjm x reader : :
Summary: You are a young witch in her fifth year in Hogwarts. You come from a long line of pureblooded Slytherins and you want to make your family proud by focusing on your studies. But ever since you started your first year, what is possibly the most flirtatious boy in your house has been giving his all to grab your attention.
Word count: 2.82k
A/N: Slytherin!Jimin x Slytherin!Reader, a/n/n= annoying nick name, I’m going to change the age differences between the members for the sake of the fanfic. I’m going to be writing the members into the houses that RM sorted them into. BTS’s Hogwarts Houses.
Warnings: swearing, 1 year age gap between jimin and reader (But it’s not really focused on), magic, mentions of Twilight. Sometimes Y/n gets flustered easily. idek. Their relationship is all over the place to be honest.
he really gives me Slytherin vibes in this gif.
To say that I had no interest in boys would be an understatement. I didn’t give four shits about them. I already had enough trouble with keeping my grades up, training for quidditch and being a proud Hogwarts student.
My family came from a long line of ambitious Slytherins. Although not nearly as known as the Malfoys, we had quite the reputation. When I had been sorted into Slytherin in my first year, I made it my top priority to not disappoint my family. That meant doing my best to leave an impression in Hogwarts. To be remembered. Recently I’d been falling behind in transfiguration. Today, in the middle of the lesson, I had tried to catch up with stuff I’d yet to write down. Something that Professor Snape had not appreciated. He’d given me detention, and so by the end of the day I didn’t have enough time to finish the homework assigned by other teachers.
Currently I was sat in the Slytherin common room, trying to catch up on work. I heard footsteps come into the common area and I immediately knew who they belonged to. I sighed and ignored the person that I came in.
I did mention that I had no interest in boys right? Well there was this one guy who just couldn’t take a hint. He had been on me since first year all the way to my fifth year. This year. He followed me through the halls, trying to make conversation with me. I only ever tried to push him away, so I never know why he keeps trying. Sometimes he reminds me more of a Hufflepuff than a Slytherin. How he was friends with one of the students that couldn’t be more of a Slytherin still puzzled me? (And I don’t mean that stereotype that Draco Malfoy left behind for us. I mean a true Slytherin.)
But he also held that cheeky side that gave him that Slytherin trait. He was very naturally flirty and he used that on me and if I’m being totally honest. I kinda liked it. But never acted on those feelings. He was flirty with everyone. Thats what I always told myself.
When that same boy sat next to me on the couch I did the same thing I always did. I didn’t pay him any attention. “So a/n/n…”
“You know I don’t like that name,” I say as I kept my eyes on my parchment.
“Anyway,” he says, changing the subject as soon as it emerged. “I’ve started reading this book.” He paused, when he saw that I was still paying him no mind he continued. “It’s called Twilight. Do you know it?”
I look up at him with a glare. “Yes, I do know it. Unfortunately.” You may be thinking. A pureblood Slytherin reading muggle books? Let me assure you that my family is very accepting regardless of bloodline. I had multiple muggle friends outside of Hogwarts. Most of them, much more loyal than anyone else here. But anyway, back to the “conversation” at hand. “And?” I asked him through gritted teeth as I held my glare on him.
“I was wondering,” he muses, ignoring my hard stare. He leans back against the back of the couch, looking up at the ceiling of the chamber. “When does it get interesting?” I snort out a laugh. I couldn’t help but laugh at his question. I clutched my stomach as I doubled over in laughter. The look of confusion on his face only making the whole situation funnier than it already was.
When I finally come down from my laughing high, I finally answer his question. “It doesn’t.” His once confused expression turns into one of unamusement.
“Okay, I get it,” he says. “So you don’t like Twilight.”
“Not in a million years.” I shake my head.
“So which books do you like?”
“I’m not telling you,” I say. He wraps his arm around my shoulders and nests his head into the crook of my neck.
“Please tell me,” he pleaded. He began trailing kisses up my neck. I could hear my heart beating and felt my face heat up. Merlin's beard, Y/n. Get a grip on yourself.
“Fuck off Jimin,” I stuttered. His actions were flustering me and by the smirk I could feel on his lips. He knew this too.
“Sorry, but I can’t do that,” he says against my neck. His teeth grazing my skin, causing a shudder to run down my spine. “Not until you answer my question.” He holds onto me tighter. One of his hands moving to hold onto my hip opposite him. I clamp my mouth shut. My stubbornness getting the best of me. “I guess you don’t want me to stop then.”
I huffed and tied my best to stay focused on my homework. Jimin’s kisses travel up to my jaw, making me tilt my head back. “Jimiiiiiiin,” I whined and I feel him smile against my skin.
“I asked for what books you like, not my name,” he states. “I try to glare at him from this position. Obviously failing. “But I can live with that too.” He places a kiss on the corner of my lips. My cheeks heat up and they are undoubtedly red. Butterflies flutter in my stomach and he pulls away when he hears someone calling his name.
“Jimin let’s go,” says the voice of a fellow Slytherin. “Everybody else is probably waiting for us in the great hall.” When the black haired boy spots his friend sitting next to me, he stops. But that doesn’t last long as he continues as if he didn’t notice me. “If you make me arrive late one more time then I’m disowning you.” Jimin looks at me and smiles.
“See you in a bit, doll.” He kisses my cheek and stands up. Jogging up to Yoongi who was just getting out the door. I bring my hands up to my warm face. I could only imagine how red it was. If I'm being completely honest, if there's one boy I do care about in this entire school, it'd have to be Jimin. Somehow, along the way, his small talk and flirting found its way into my heart.
That same night I had moved up into my dormitory so that I wouldn’t have to see Jimin again when he came back from dinner. I only had a third left of my assignments yet to be finished and I decided that it would be best if I left them for tomorrow. Since it was going to be Saturday tomorrow and I had the whole day off.
The beams of light that came in through the window broke me out of my sleep. I groaned and rolled over onto my opposite side. Covering my head to block out the sounds of owls and already active students I clamped my eyes shut. I shaken abruptly, and my pillow was yanked away from me and I was met with the sight of my best friend. She was yelling at me to get up as she pulled me up by the arms. “Nooooooo,” I whined. She rolled her eyes at me and ignored my complaints. She pushed me off of my bed and I tumbled onto the floor.
“Get dressed,” she orders. “We’re going to Hogsmede. I don’t care what you say. You haven’t gone out of this damn school for more than a week and you need a break.” I huff at her and she scolds me, acting like a mother. “DOn’T HuFf At Me.”
I had done what she asked and gotten dressed in a casual outfit. We went down the staircase and into the common room.
On the couches, was sitting Jimin. His silver hair pushed back, showing his forehead. A pair of thin rimmed spectacles perched on his nose as he read a book. Thankfully not Twilight. When he heard me and F/n coming down the stairs, his eyes lifted of the pages and landed on me. He smiled at me. “Good morning,” he said. His smile widened and he shut his book after marking where he left off.
“Good morning,” I mumbled back. Jimin giggled and stood up from the couch. He was wearing a grey wool sweater that matched his hair and a pair of black ripped jeans that accentuated his thighs. The spectacles giving him a cute look. After what had happened yesterday, I didn’t want to hang around much longer than I needed to. But my friend had another idea in mind. Being the social butterfly she is.
“Good morning Jimin,” she beamed. She examined his outfit and complimented him on it. As she talked to him, I made sure to stay behind her.
“Where are you guys going?” he asks F/n. She grabs me by the arm, bringing me forward.
“Me and Y/n are going to visit Hogsmede,” she explained. I tried to move behind her but she wouldn’t have it. “If you want you could come with us.” If looks could kill, the glare I sent F/n would’ve had her dead before either of us could’ve blinked.
“That would be great,” said Jimin. “Is it ok if my friends tag along too?” F/n nodded vigorously. She told Jimin that we would be waiting for him at the Three Broomsticks. Once we were out of the Slytherin common room, I punched F/n in the ribs
“What was that for?!?” she yelled at me. Her brows furrowed together as she rubs the place I punched her.
“You know what that was for.” Good lord, this girl is so dense. When she finally realizes the situation, a smile widens on her lips.
“Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I get it now.” She lets out a laugh worthy of an evil doer. But one that disguises themselves as innocent little schoolgirls. “You don’t want Jimin to come along because of your crush on him.”
“What crush?” I denied. “I don’t have a crush on anybody.”
“Pleaseee Y/n.” F/n rolls her eyes. “Everybody knows that you two like each other.”
“He’s flirty with everyone.” F/n looks at me. The best way I could describe this stare is with the word ‘Really?’. I look away. “Whatever.” I start walking. “Let’s just go to Hogsmeade.”
Me and F/n hadn’t had to wait too long for Jimin and his friends to walk into the Three Broomsticks. Their group of friends was an odd one. A mix of all the Hogwarts houses and most of them from different years. The youngest one of all was a fifth year in Ravenclaw. We’d had a few classes so I knew he went by the name Jungkook. The others though, I only knew because of Quidditch. With the exception of Yoongi, whom I’d seem quite a few times in the common room. The seven of them came toward our table and sat down.
F/n introduced herself. She gave me a pointed look when I didn’t say anything. “I’m Y/n,” I said quietly. I just want to go back to my bed. Everyone began talking and making conversation. F/n got along great with the two Hufflepuffs as was expected. They all talked to each other while I sat back and drank my butterbeer. I moved my mug around, watching as the foam moved atop the golden drink. When I looked back up I saw that Jimin had been staring at me. My cheeks flushed red as I looked back down at my drink.
“I’m gonna go on a walk with Y/n,” said Jimin, rising from his seat. My head shot up to look at him with wide eyes. He walked around the table until he was standing next to me. He grabbed my wrist, pulling me out of the wooden chair. I stumbled to my feet as Jimin dragged me away from the group. People watched as he lead me out of the Three Broomsticks and down the main street. Other students as well as villagers stared at us. Jimin was giving of an energy I couldn’t quite place. All I knew is that it made me want to sink into the floor. He pulled me into a small alley behind a store.
He turned to face me. His eyes seemed to pierce into my soul as he got nearer to me with each of his steps. He stopped right in front of me and I could feel his warm breath fanning my face. “You care to explain to me Y/n?” I looked at him in confusion.
“Wh-what?”
“Don’t pretend,” he said and for the first time ever, Jimin wasn’t smiling at me. His gaze was hard, unwavering, while I struggled with the smallest bit of eye contact. “Whenever I’m around you, you go quiet. You ignore me and everyone else around you.” I gulped hard. I felt like I was being scolded by my mother. A feeling of regret, sadness, anger, and disappointment making the feeling of breathing a lot heavier. “I try to talk to you but you always block me off. I came today in hopes that when you were with your friend you’d be more open with me,” he said. He stood up straight and turned to face the other side of the ally. He leaned his forehead against the stone wall and ran a hand through his hair.
I took this moment where he was silent to speak up. “If you’d only take a hint, you’d know that I don’t want you to talk to me,” I say. “Oh, and that thing you call talking. I consider it flirting and seeing as you do it with everybod-”
He turned to me and slammed me against the wall, while making sure my head didn’t hit it. His hands moved so that they were on either side of my head. Any confidence I had in me when I had been speaking dissipated and I shrunk lower against the wall. Jimin’s head followed mine as he maintained eye level. He leaned in closer until his lips were against my jaw. “Do you see me doing this with anyone else?” I froze under him. He nipped at my skin. “Hm? Do you?” I shook my head while my throat let out a whimper.
“I’ve liked you ever since you arrived at this school. I tried to talk to you, to get closer to you,” he said, pressing his body against mine “But you were always so damn focused on studying.” He bit the side of my neck. I let out a gasp of surprise and squirmed away from him. But Jimin wasn’t having it. He let out a low growl as his hands flew to my hips, holding me in place. “Sorry for acting like this, but I can’t help it. Not when you’ve blocked me out for so long.”
His forehead fell against my shoulder and his nose brushed against my collar bone. He sucked in a deep breath, followed by a sigh. “I’ve liked you for so long and tried to show you for so long that I don’t know what to do anymore. If you just don’t like me back then you could’ve just said so a long time ago,” he mumbles into my skin. When he looks up at me, his eyes shine. Making it look like there were tears in his eyes. The thought broke my heart.
“I’m so sorry Jimin,” I said, placing my hands on his shoulders. “I do like you. So so much. Somehow. Through all that ignoring and trying to get you away, I fell for you. I fell so hard that I couldn’t bring myself to speak to you like a normal person.” The older Slytherin looked up at me. His arms were wrapped around me and he straightened up so he could face me. He was now so close that our noses nearly touched.
“You really like me back?” he asks, eyes looking into mine. I nod, assuring him that what I said wasn’t a lie. “Um, can I kiss you?” For the first time, I looked into his eyes without breaking eye contact. I nodded and Jimin leaned in closer than he already was, until our lips touched. The kiss seemed to go on forever. Our lips dancing together in synchronisation. My hands ran through Jimin’s silver hair. When we pulled away for oxygen, our moment together was stopped as we heard our friends calling for us. “Should we continue this later?” asks Jimin.
“Only if I get to call you mine and you get to call me yours.” I smirked at him. “Will you be my boyfriend?”
A smile etched it’s way onto Jimin’s lips. “I thought you would never ask.” He took a step back, intertwining our fingers as he led me out to find the rest.
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I miss Ashley :(((((
Sam has way too many props in front of him I’m nervous
Matt having to be like "Sam please don’t gloss over this the feature is actually really cool"
Oh man I wish Liam was actually in the room for this
Takiesin losing it at Sam’s ads is always my favorite part
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I love how well Matt and the others handle the fandom drama. Just a reminder to love each other and a sort of stern look. No big grandstanding speeches or anything, just a reminder that we are a fandom who should be spreading love.
I don’t like that "seemingly" destroyed...
They need to message Yeza too because he’s just at home waiting
They should 100% have written this message before she sent it
YES tell her where you are right now
Cad’s right don’t act like you did anything wrong
I really think they should go back, regroup, maybe get some advice or some help
Idk man I know Cad sometimes sees the best in people and wants to trust them and maybe he’s wrong but I really think they should go back. They need help. They are so in over their head.
Frumpkin the therapy cat
"I don’t mean to raise my voice" Cad says while talking only moderately louder than usual
Cad’s so appaled by the fact that none of them know how to have any kind of faith
I don’t understand Fjord’s insistance that they are responsible
Oban would have done it anyway. This way they KNOW it’s happened.
Cad’s right. Jester’s right.
Beau and Fjord are both being pretty aggressive about this and it’s really interesting
I can’t decide whether that was a manipulative thing or a "we literally just don’t want to cause a panic by telling people there’s a monster demon god thing suddenly on the loose" thing
I don’t think that was a fair way to word that question, Beau. "Would a good guy serve a queen or save some people?" like that was not at all a fair way to ask. Y’all don’t have all the answers and Caleb’s right, you shouldn’t go off half-cocked
"Should I scry on Yasha?"//"Well at least she’ll know she’s not alone." MY HEART.
"I think disavowing authority simply because it is authority is reckless." Ooooo Cad hitting that nail on the head where Beau is concerned.
Jester being so sad and done is breaking my heart tbh
MotherfuCKING OBAN IS BACK ISNT HE
"The dead stare" too sad
FUCKING KNEW IT
I KNEW HE WASNT GONE
God dammit
"Seemingly" Matt said and I knew
"What if she was bad you guys? What if she was bad the whole time?" Oh Jester no </3
"She wasn’t." Thank you, Cad.
That’s an unfortunate point
What if they are heading to the main door
Which is very close
Don’t
Like
It
That
At
All
Okay it looks like the Bright Queen has at least warned some people which is good
I can’t when Matt uses that accent because all I can think of is Skyrim
"Right now she’s definitely the orphanmaker" owwwww
M: "Make a stealth check"
S: "I’m not trying to steal them."
":O"
S: "I’m trying to buy them."
":O!!"
It was forged in the forest where he grew up?? And now he’s gonna reforge it in the kiln or something maybe?? Idk.
Dwueth’var. cool name.
It’s so cool to finally know something about the sword
Beau trying to make Jester feel better while internally being like "McFancypants??"
Jester doesn’t just need Fjord’s validation she needs EVERYONE’S validation
"Couldn’t sleep because I kept waiting for lightning" Beau was waiting for the Storm Lord to come save Yasha
C: "Caduceus is not the only one who’s good."
B: "You uh... talking about me?"
C: "Yeah, I am. You shit on yourself a lot. I see you do good every day."
Having Empire Kids feelings now
Ohhhhh Beau was supposed to take over the family business??
GASP Shakaste has gotten Luc to Nicodranus that’s good!
I hope
N: "You’re not chill?"
J: "No!"
"And you’ll meet the rest of your family" for Jester’s sake I don’t want the Traveler to end up being a jerk but I just can’t quite trust him
Time to go sailing again
"Let’s have the meeting at the volcano Cad wants to go to for convenience sake"
J: "It’s really hard. There’s so many things in the world and I thought it would be really cool to see it all. .... But a lot of it is just really sad, a lot of people getting hurt." :(
TT: "But there is beauty in sadness too. Without those moments it’s hard to appreciate the beauty. You’ll be sad again. To live is to be sad, time and time again. But you also get to be happy. You get to be playful. You get to be mischievous. Just know no matter where you are, I’m not far. And also know... you’re not the only one being watched over anymore. There are many voices, many eyes upon you. ... Wherever your friend Yasha is, I’m sure there’s some very powerful eyes on her that never left."
J: "Good ones? Helpful ones?"
TT: "I’ve seen the storm myself."
Alright fine I like him and I trust him and I’m gonna regret it
Beau listening for thunder again </3
What the FUCK is this Yeehaw Game Ranch ad omg
GUYS
GUYS YOUR MOORBOUNDERS
Literally anyone but Fjord
"I’m just gonna lie to her" see it needs to NOT be Fjord
Oh damn so their information was good?? There was an attack on the garrison and there were the assassination attempts
That’s good. It gives them a little cushion here.
Wait fuck do you think Dairon is the assassin they caught??
It is Dairon isn’t it
oh fuck is it Astrid??
I can’t decide which will be worse
AYYYYY BOY
ESSEK I missed you
Oh boy here we go who is it
I am so anxious
Oh shit he said her name
oh god
Oh no
Ohhhhhhhhhhh godddddd
Oh shit now he’s said his own name
FFFFFUCK
oh god it’s not Astrid
AND HE MIGHT HAVW JUST GIVEN HIMSELF AWAY
FUCK
nope nope nope
Well this woman has to die now
"I’ve heard things about you Bren. Welcome back."
NOPE.
"Some of us get tired of macabre fairytales. Enjoy your mouth full of lies when they choke them out of you." Damn.
Awww Yeza has been cleaning and making things neat because he’s LONELY HE’S BEEN ALONE SO LONG
Caleb, babe, be careful
You are emotional and making very curious decisions about what you are choosing to reveal
Stone, Dust, and CLAY huh?
I’m suuuuuper into this lore this is great
I wanna know if it’s Matt’s or Taliesin’s or a mix of both
Cad: "I’m 2000 years old"
N: "Are you shitting me right now?"
Cad: "Yeah :D"
Caleb is confusing everyone and it’s quite funny but also a bit sad he’s clearly so shaken
Beau’s definitely in trouble
Good episode! Honestly Laura really carried it this week, with the amazing Jester feels. Taliesin too.
Good ep. Gooooood ep.
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picture this: i’m lying on the floor. around me, there are glass splinters, loose flowers, some water and various other more or less broken knick-knacks that have clearly fallen off the table next to me, which has fallen over in my direction, partially covering my body. you walk up closer, realize that water isn’t the only liquid on the floor - you can now identify the smell you felt upon entering the room. it is blood. you rush over, finally realizing the situation, and kneel down next to me, checking over my body for external wounds. you can find none, yet there is still blood underneath me. suddenly, a hand reaches out and grabs you by the collar, pulling you down towards my body. you shriek, until you realize that my eyes are open and looking right into yours, right into your soul. i pull you in closer. i lean up and my lips almost graze your ear as i whisper, “this is what p5a ep26 did to me.” and then i start speaking.
i am. literally so torn
this was. like. hard to watch? not because it was entirely bad, but because i knew. i KNEW what was going to happen. i didn’t have enough faith in a-1 from the start to believe they wouldn’t... well, let goro kill akira. but i was kind of hoping for it to be done... you know. differently.
like literally, an hour before the episode was up i was telling my friends about how i technically do not have a problem with goro’s behavior as he was killing akira in the game? because it was so... fake. it was a mask that i could accept goro putting on in order to commit direct murder.
but this?
this.
i’m gonna get to it. there were a lot of things that were very good as well, so i’m gonna get into those first.
like goro being just extraordinarily pretty for most of the episode? he’s a gorgeous boy. and literally every shot of him for the majority of the episode were so beautiful.
and every shot of beaten-up and bruised akira radiated of extremely horny energy. someone at a-1 sure had a lot of fun with that
and just. the looking in on not only the PTs but other confidants as well? after akira was detained? absolutely wonderful. but all of it also served to just. prepare me. prepare my sweet, ripe body for the plucking. for what was about to happen.
i honestly really, really, REALLY loved the whole “i’m the only one who can save him so i’m gonna” thing goro did? the scene in leblanc? i don’t even know if it made what actually happened feel worse or better. but it sure made me feel something. did not help that i was completely and utterly 100%ly aware of what was going to happen.
i’m really hammering in that point, huh. i really can’t wait to hear from my friends who haven’t played the game that are following the anime! that’s gonna be great!
especially since myanimelist has it set to end on this episode! yay!
how am i going to convince them to look for an episode next week too without spoiling anything?
sae showing the phone to goro was also done better. just. seemed more. natural? than it came off in the game? idk if i just didn’t pay enough attention when it happened in the game or if they legitimately made it seem more natural in the anime but it always came off super clunky in the game, like so incredibly suspicious that i’m always angry that goro never reacted to it until like weeks later.
...
i guess it’s time to stop beating around the bush, huh.
i am INCREDIBLY angry at how SHORT goro’s scene in the interrogation room was.
literally THAT’S what i’m angry about. i was expecting a-1 to go the same route as the game, to have akira killed by goro’s hand, to have goro act perhaps a little bit unhinged. would’ve been nice to have him show more regret, especially judging by how much time they spent together in the anime as opposed to the game, just something to signify the fact that they’ve had like. a bond going on?
OH i am also angry that there was no conflicted goro looking at the chesspiece at any time throughout the episode. i kind of expected it, just goro kinda acknowledging the bond they have, but. hm.
anyway! this is just. not okay. i love the whole “that’s what you want me to say, right?” bit, but. man. everything was just. way too fast after that.
like. please let my idiot son monologue at least a bit? that’s my favorite part of the interrogation scene in the game, that goro just. monologues. at his sworn rival. whom he is about to kill. because he so would?
but this was just. so fast. like one second goro is there, the next akira is shot in the head.
also WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE FACES. A-1 I TRUSTED YOU TO MAKE GORO AS PRETTY AS POSSIBLE AT EVERY GIVEN MOMENT AND YOU BROKE THAT TRUST I AM LIVID
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH VILLAINOUS SMIRKS AND GRINS AND WHATNOT BUT THAT WAS JUST EXTREMELY NOT OKAY
SO UGLY
NOT MY GORO
i did super call a-1 pulling a cliffhanger on us, though. i extremely expected akira to be killed and the episode just. ending at that. as soon as they started showing a lot of akira’s confidants i was like “ohhh NO you are NOT wasting time like this at this rate you’re gonna- OHHHHHHHHHHH”
it’s brilliant but just....
why. why was the scene so short. and so aggressive. goro in the game at least seemed like. calm. unhinged, but calm. this was just goro bursting onto the scene, hurling insults at akira and shooting him in the face. in-game goro monologued. anime goro ripped my heart out with his bare hands and threw it on the ground, only to proceed stomping on it until i died.
like literally the scene is controversial as it is, and despite all the good a-1 has done they managed to make it WORSE
i’m gonna. go grab some comfort snacks and watch something else now. i’m so.
a-1 i trusted you. i trusted you at least not to fuck up the scene where goro reveals his truer connections. and yet you somehow managed to fail me.
it could’ve been good! it honestly could’ve been. if only they would’ve left him the time to be a monologuing bastard. if only they would’ve let him elaborate. if ONLY they would’ve let him be like “this is what i have to do” instead of crashing in through the metaphorical window, screaming at akira while bashing his skull in and leaping out into the night.
i did like the touch of the changed ending. with just goro walking away and oh dear lord i just realized that the tune that was playing was the depth of mementos theme. right? that was it, right? i’m having vivid memories of watching goro walking to the tune of the depth of mementos theme, at least. or have i finally started hallucinating after only having watched the episode half an hour ago
oh! the new opening is beautiful, too! i really hope they’ll keep it for the rest of the season.
because. myanimelist is wrong, right. i’m fairly certain i heard from somewhere that p5a is gonna be 36 episodes long. it’s true, right? it’s not over?
...right?
....
oh no
#p5a spoilers#p5 spoilers#HELL yes were pulling out the regular spoilers tag now too#personablogging#spoovy's thoughts
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TL;DR: remember when we thought the forced wedding in 2016 was THE WORST it could possibly get? ahahahaha NO. kudos to harneet for topping that!
his obsession with her ghoongat is both perplexing and hilarious.
so... surbhi had a scene where she bites nakuul, and still SHE'S the one who ended up with bruises??????? HOW? it's so much easier to fucking control your hands and the pressure they exert than with your mouth? I AM CONFUSION *tapping the screen* AMERICA EXBLAINNNNNN
what is this chachi's damage? no really, is there any kinda backstory to this hatred she has for anika ya bas ainvayi????
GAURI I SWEAR TO GOD JUST SLAP HER SHE DESERVES IT
RUN ANIKA FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ohhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. [psycho violin screech.mp3]
ok he's scaring me with how still and unblinking he is. he really is.
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES OK THIS IS THE MOSTTTTTT SHIVAAY HAS SCARED ME AFTER THE ORIGINAL FORCED WEDDING
he has gauri's number on speed dial? jijuuuuuu moves faaaaast.
"satyanaaaaaash. pehle toh badi gayab thi, ab toh choti bhi bhaag gayi."
lmaoooo this chachi is so OTT.
dang my chest realllllly hurts for anika. it really really hurts.
oh no. trigger word. “priyanka”.
he's lost it. he's beyond alllllllllll reason now.
lmao that was a short af rikshaw ride. kuch toh transition shots dikhaate.
GOD ANIKA JUST LET HIM TELL HER. LIKE... YOU CAN AT LEAST EXPLAIN TO HER. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WAY BACK FROM THIS WITH HER. IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH MARRYING THIS CRAZYASS FUCKER FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... is gauri blind/deaf? can she not see/hear literally the only two human beings within a 3 mile radius STRUGGLING AND YELLING AT EACH OTHER?
yeah he's compleeeeeeeeeeetely off his rocker.
no literally, shivaay and anika are straight up looking at her, he's even yelling her name, and gauri can't see/hear them??????
TUM DONO KE IS BAKCHODI MEIN MERI GAURI KA HEART FAIL HO RAHA HAI CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKING PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL HER THAT HER SISTER IS ALIVE AND WELL
OK NOT WELL. BUT ALIVE.
ok i really realllllllllly REALLLLLLY hate this garbage. what the everloving fuck???? could they possible degrade the female character more?
THIS FUCKING PANDIT. HE SHOULD BE JAILED.
... she heard the mandir ki ghanti ring ONCE, and she knows it's a shaadi??????????? like.... ?????? what kinda ESP (extra sanskaari powers) do tellywood heroines these days have??????
UM GAURI, MOVE FASTER. PLS.
yeah if the groom has THIS look on his face, like he's on bath salts; maybe reschedule your shaadi.
GAURI WTFFFFFFFFFFF JUST GO LOOOK OMGGGGGGGGGGG
hero apna on bath salts + cocaine + x, toh heroine apni is on weed.
FUCKING DO NOT PLAY MANGALAM BHAGWAN VISHNU. DO NOT. PLEASE. I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER IT FROM THE ORIGINAL WEDDING IN 2016. + RUMYA'S WEDDING. I'VE HEARD THAT ONE LINE REPEATED SO MUCH I NEVER WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN.
omfggggg the way he's YANKING at her.
AND THIS PANDIT HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOO ISSUES? NONEEEEEEEE WHATSOEVER. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE AS MUCH AS SHIVAAY DOES.
dude pls blink. you're scaring me. you really are.
..... THIS IS... LIKE ... HE'S LITERALLY DOING THIS WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?????
gauri you beautiful idiot. i can't even with you rn.
SEEMS LIKE THE TRIVEDI SISTERS WERE GIVEN STUPIDITY GENES IN SPAAAAADES IN THIS UNIVERSE.
THE PANDIT IS SMILING. HE'S SMILING. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT GET INTO THE FUCKING SCREEN RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND MURDER HIM.
... so the mandir just has a supply of mangalsutras for situations like these? cool. cool cool cool cool cool cool.
YAAAAAAAS GAURI RAISING HELL IN OBEROI MANSION. FUCKING BURN IT DOWN MY LITTLE BIRD.
lmao gauri's like FUCK MY CRUSH ON THIS DUDE AND THE EYE SEX WE HAD THAT DAY, IMMA FUCKING YELL IN HIS FACE RE: HIS BROTHER AND RICH PEOPLE FUCKERY.
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy boy. yeah you're hot and all, but it's waaaaaaaay too early for you to get all “nice guy” handsy with her like this. keep your ameeron waale paws to yourself.
ohohohoh he scored her digits tho. smooth, omkara! smooooooooth.
UGH NO GO BACK TO OM AND GAURI; THESE TWO MAKE MY STOMACH HURT FROM SAD AND ANGRY
um fuck that's the tightest fucking mangalsutra ever? is he trying to strangle her to death with it?
YEAH DON'T TRY TO ROMANTICIZE THIS SHIT BY HAVING HIM SLOW DOWN AND GENTLE HIS MOVEMENTS AT THE SINDOOR AND LOOK AT HER ALL DEEP RN. YOU'VE MADE HIM A FUCKING BRUTE ALL THIS WHILE, KEEP THAT VICIOUS CONSISTENCY GOING. BLOODY BEECH MEIN PANDERING TO THE FUCKING FANGIRLS ALSO.
oh yeah totally the faces of two people in a healthy sampannn vivaah.
oh she's waking up from her catatonic state. yiiiiiikes.
the varmalas are the FIRST part of the wedding, you dumbass pandit. they have LITERALLY no meaning if allllllll these rituals are over. they literally just put this part in to have HER do something and him to reject it. it's bogus and bullshit.
OMFG THIS FUCKING PANDIT. BADE AAYE “ZYAADA HAI!” TOH YEH ZABARDASTI KI MANHOOS SHAADI KYA PUNYA KE LIYE KARWAAYA TUNEY???????? FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I....
more sign language that... man idk wtf you're trying to... just use your speaking words.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ANIKA YOU IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OF A WOMAN OH GOD WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKK WOULD YOU WANNA GO WITH HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOD HELP ME I CANNOT GET OVER HOW FUCKING DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SHE ISSSSSSSSSSS
OHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK, THAT'S WHY HE PAID THE PANDIT SO MUCH. SHIVAAY YOU FUCKING....
please don't tell me this dumb bitch is gonna use bhagwaan as sakshi and gawaah.
oh no the pandit's still there.
girl i can't believe you're putting your faith in this fucking pandit who fucking conducted this wedding while you were clearly not consenting and were half-dead through all the ceremony.
pandit you motherfucking coward tujhe toh gauri gundi dekh legi. AND I WILL JOIN HER IN BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU YOU SPINELESS TURD!!!!!
OMFG SHE DID THE BHAGWAAN AS GAWAAH THING. JFC I REALLY CANNNOTTTTTTTTTT WITH THIS ANIKA.
literally my face at her bs too. lol good luck PROVING that, you stupid twit.
OMFG MOVED ON FROM BHAGWAAN TO AGNI AS SAKSHI. THIS GIRL IS...
yeah this episode is gonna get lottttttttttttttttt of trp aunty approval. definitelyyyyy.
ARDHANGINI. JANAM JANAM KA SAATH. OMFGGGGGG I CAN'T EVENNNNNN.
anika please stop talking lord above this is painful.
OH FUCK HE'S GONNA BREAK IT. HE'S GONNA BREAK IT???????/
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HE BROKEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
... SHE'S GONNA PICK UP THOSE FUCKING BEADS? ARE YOU... ARE YOU FUCKING....
THIS IS LITERALLY ME RN. #BIGFUCKINGMOOD
IT'S OFFICIAL: NO FUCKING TELLYWOOD HEROINE I'VE EVER WATCHED HAS BEEN THIS LVL OF DHEENT AND DUMBASS EVER. THIS IS THE WORST DEPTHS I’VE EVER SEEN A FEMALE LEAD SINK TO I THINK.
lmaoooooooooo now she's giving him vaasta of his fucking dil. yeah coz this man here seems like a real big dilwaala. HIS CHHEDH WAALA DIL WILL BE JUST FINE, DON'T YOU WORRY SIS. HE’S GONNA GO HOME AFTER THIS AND SLEEP THE BEST SLEEP OF HIS DAMN LIFE.
no literally anika, what did you think this was? like did you really think you'd go back home with him and be like lalalala happy happy with him?????
god shivaay you... you.... YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE MURDERED YOU TOO WHEN SHE MURDERED YOUR DAD YOU DIRTY SON OF A
... how and WHY would she be known as a rakhail though? I STILLLLLLLL DON'T GET IT. she'll say she's married to you, you'll say she isn't. WHERE DOES THE RAKHAIL BIT COME IN HERE???????? I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
oh thank god omkara is taking things up there and yelling at shivaay. thank god they retained that aspect of his.
meanwhile here this idiot chick is just spouting off her mouth about being married to shivaay. goddddddddddddddddd WHY? JUST... WHY??????
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I’ve decided to write down my thoughts again but this time it’s the Half-Blood Prince
I wrote quite a lot so everything is under the cut and there’s spoilers but year
-Harry looks depressed as crap dang rip in the chat
-Oh god it’s dark smoke
-shit is getting fucked
-oh harry is gonna get fucked
-uh oh some magic
-Dumbledore be standing there
-Horace kinda sounds like horse
-IT”S THE CHAIR
-I love seeing Harry be amazed by magic
-DUMBLEDORE KNITS
-I did no realize the house was the long
-Hogwarts and safe don’t belong in the same context
-what game are you play at Snape
-Draco is a bitch
-SNAPE NOOOO don’t do that
-That store be amazing
-Was that a foreshadow
-Greyback, I have his wand
-Oh God it’s Luna NOOOOO
-”YOu’RE BArkInG”
-I thought the girl talking was Draco, I that’s funnier then you think
-Potter kinda just looked dead there
-Luna at it again creeping me the fuck out
-Ah yes another DADA teacher
-SNAPE?!?!?
-they talking about tom riddle
-”pip pip”
-ACT the fuck is that all I know is NEWT
-The book scene is way too real
-I’ve read about the love potion in fan fiction
-Damn I need liquid luck
-Half Blood Prince making Harry’s life 8x easier
-Why do you care Dumbledore about your students love life
-young Dumbledore looks like he’s out of the 70s
-Dumbledore really talked to him and said yes this a good idea to teach this boy
-MMmmhh collect me professor
-What asshole wears a suit everyday to school
-The energy Ginny has
-excuse me the fuck did i just see
-AH IT’S THE QUOTE “you three’
-the map is back
-this small talk hurts me in many ways
-everything is so awkward, the music is not helping
-Luna what the heck
-everyone is in a love triangle uh oh
-”but I am the chosen one”
-oh lord Draco is plotting
-Snape is a bitch but he’s that bitch
-Who’s hiding in the darkness, oh it’s just ya boy HP
-Harry not giving a shit and playing with the armrest is how I feel about tons of things
-LUPIN it’s him
-His accent, god Remus is just so amazing
-god this movie is awkward and awkward only
-Moony has a bread JESUS
-FIRE oh God
-”HARRY NOOOOOOO”
-not this btich
-THE HOUSE BROOOOOOO
-Tom played him like a Riddle bu dum tss
-he should have just lied, like nah man Dumbledore who’s that
-They can’t drink wtf
-Ron!?!?
-oh they fiddling him like a fiddle
-DAFT DIMBO OHHHHHHHHHHH
-Draco not the bird wtf man
-it’s a two way closest, it get it now
-I don’t feel very smart
-Draco looks like shit maybe you shouldn’t mess with dark magic
-Draco bro what the heck man
-Did you just kill him Harry what the heck
-”what was that”
-OHHHHHHHHHH a kiss who would have fucking guessed
-nice to see the greenhouse again
-”not to mention the pincers” *click click click*
-truly what am i watching this is not harry potter anymore
-alright bro here’s a memory
-ah yes the diary
-tom is like may i kill 7 people sir for academics
-once again I am asking you for you to do something stupid Harry
-knife
-oh shit who’s that
-drink it drink it old man
-oh what in god's name
-THE CGI THE FIRE WOW
-Bro you sucks in many ways what the fuck why
-Broooooo
-I didn’t know this was star wars
-wot in fuck
-WHAT IN FUCK
-he trusted you you bastard AHHHHHHHH
-bro the fucking shit
-did they just kill hagrid
-the half blood prince
-hagrid is fine but what the fuck
-dumbeldore is dumbeldead and this shit is dumbeldumb as fuck dumbledont dumbeldo that shit to me
-the wands ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-the fuck is RAB
-don’t make this all light hearted
-noooooooo the phoenix is just flying away
-broooooooo they fucking killed him
#Harry Potter#half blood prince#spoilers#ginny weasley#hermione granger#ron weasley#remus lupin#alvo dumbledore
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proverbs 17:3
SPOILERS BELOW
so I somehow managed to actually avoid all spoilers to this one and I'm going in fairly blind
if it's named after a bible verse I am naturally going to look up what that verse is before even pressing start
New International Version
The crucible for silver and the furnace for gold, but the LORD tests the heart.
hm.
also I'm very tired and almost fell asleep on the couch just now so let's see how long I last watching this
stoked to see richard directed this one
the tagline on amazon is "Sam and Dean’s routine case turns out to be anything bug. Recurring guest star RICHARD SPEIGHT, JR. directed the episode."
and I don't know if "anything bug" is a typo or a reference to Bugs and I hope it's the latter
spiced rum with cinnamon sounds great
"maybe it's a really big deer" honestly I was like "fuck it's a moose"
man this is why I don't go camping
I like sam's flannel more than usual
ohhhhhhhhhhh my god sam texting cas and trying to make sure he's all right is the saddest thing I've ever fucking seen and DEAN NEVER TOLD SAM WHAT WAS GOING ON??? jesus just twist the knife
and not a single one of those texts is pass-agg! they all assume good faith and are genuinely concerned. and dean didn't fucking tell sam what happened. he's giving cas the benefit of the doubt and giving him an in, and "service sucks" is an out where he doesn't have to say he was ghosting
oh god when dean slams the door open and announces he's back and sam fucking jumps, jared's so fucking good at this it's like legitimately triggering to me at how accurate, I've fucking been there, he can't be seen communicating with the outside world/the excommunicated ex-friend
GOD the fucking ghost peppers and dean just won't listen to him, dean deserves this, he refuses to admit he needs water and won't even say it and just motions for it
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY STEVE YOCKEY NO WONDER IT'S SO GOOD I'm so glad he's here for season 15 he's so fucking good!!!
not gonna lie I'm enjoying watching dean suffer the consequences of being an arrogant fuck with the fucking ghost peppers
god this is so intense I LOVE SAMIFER OR DEMON SAM OR WHATEVER SORRY, that fucking suit is so visually striking
I love these shots?
also the colt didn't work last time, why would you think it would work now
poor sam
"hamill and ford???" sam's trying so hard to keep it together
but indeed, haven't we all been saying for forever that sam's luke and dean's han
"that is a deep cut!" lmfao and god that's fucking 1x03??? proverbs 17:3 is a pretty deep cut I think
"are you the sheriff?" "that's what the mug says"
I'm glad we're taking a moment to acknowledge that witnessing your friends being murdered is pretty traumatic
werewolf episode huh
wow it's a rare moment of something pseudo-sexually threatening that takes the victim's side for once
glad to see dean actually seeming supportive for once, too? this is the sort of dean that I miss
werewolf guy andy may has almost the same plaid as sam?
dean's having to face the reality that he's gotten older
silver pen is a clever way to go about this
the dean and sam parallels here are very obvious and upsetting
SLEEPY BEAR INN is something else
is ashley like... also not human?
sam's right this seems too convenient
I'm glad to see so much footage from the "monsters'" perspective in this and I can't help but notice how dean is just like "yeah we hunt and kill monsters" "let's just shoot them right away" etc as always
the hospital gave her diazepam or something similar, I can make out "-pam" on the bottle
this conversation is tragic
yeah dean immediately fell asleep because "I'm gonna splash some water on my face" is the same kind of famous last words phrase as "I'm gonna just rest my eyes real quick"
fascinated by a guy named andy being the one to grapple with his thematic parallel sam, and the other brother fighting with dean
oh i knew it, i knew he'd kill his brother
oh :(
OH ouch 8[
yeah those were chekhov's antlers if I've ever seen any
philosophy major, amirite, wouldn't it be easier if things were planned for you... now that god's writing the show again
there's still a lot more to this episode
oh there you go.
damn is it really lilith?
I love that she refuses to call the equalizer by its name lmao
sam with an demon blade and dean with an angel blade sure is a thematic mood isn't it
god I love this shot of them all laid out on the floor? like it's literally a parallel and I love it
jesus christ sam is having the worst nightmares EVER
watching dean brutalize sam is always excruciating
god's OCs taking it out on each other
poor sam waking up alone like that
time to steal a truck from two dead guys!
"a low rent dean koontz" lmaoooooo
man. this is so good. I love yockey's episodes so much
I love love love love love lilith taking chuck to task for the themes in this very episode they're in, I LOVE this meta shit i'm so here for it
oh, death by a thousand cuts
YES the devil's trap bullet!! have they even used this since abaddon? I'm so glad yockey remembers things that have occurred, the continuity in his episodes = A++++ and I'm living
I'm guessing it's in the car
right in the fucking glovebox, of course
I hope they scraped that melted metal off the ground, what if they just had a gun that fired bullets MADE FROM ANOTHER GUN???? seems about par for the course
"he was supposed to be gone. god was supposed to be gone." the pause between these lines is palpable, like. they were just talking about cas and that moment hangs
sam's still trying to reach him :( and warn him
sam's confirming what we all already knew, he had a link to chuck
chinhands, I love this though
"are we supposed to run in this hamster wheel until we die? or we get boring, and he ends us?" mmmm TV commentary
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THESE CURTAINS
man this was so fucking good? this episode was gold, thank you steve yockey and RSJ
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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Spoilers, I guess...
-Salted calamari.
-Aaaaaaaand he's gone!
-Hello Akaishi!
-OOOOOOOKAY THAT WAS CREEPY AND UNCALLED FOR
-Yeah, this guy's beyond fucked.
-Is it like the Fusion Dance where there's a time and damage limit? ...at least, I remember that's how either version from DBZ and Steven Universe worked.
-Itty bitty George! Ah, he's so cute~!
-GODDAMN JIOHKLGJK
-Oh, that bitch went up in flames.
-Oh god, cheer!
-Well, this possession lipsync definitely isn't up to Den-O standards, but
-It IS very funny sooooo
-I imagine Kagerou would be pretty agitated. You should let him out more.
-Lovekov do a funny spin wheeeeeeee! :)
-IS THE FIRE HOW PAPA LOST HIS HEART
-Oh Buu-san, you Chad :)
-Hello Ushijima-san.
-"Was there a rule...?" Does this mean Daddy Karizaki's not the guy in charge?
-OH GOD HE'S FLYING
-Ok, I've seen a lot of different romanizations of this demon's name. Bael, Veil, Vail, Beiru... I think for simplicity's sake I'll use the wiki's name, Vail.
-W
-WHAT
-OHHHHHHH LORD
-JESUS CHRIST HAS HE BEEN DOING THAT ALL DAY
-Aguilera-sama, pls
-Oh no :(
-Bring him Karizaki Sr. and his masked Monokuma looking ass.
-Slayin' with Queen B!
-Smth smth "What am I fighting fooooooooooooooooooooor?"
-Oh god, he's waking up.
-THE BETRAYAL! I expected this from Kagerou, but this is a step too far, Lovekov!
-OHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK GEN-SAN
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THAT VOICE
-Yep, Kabuto, like the Rhino Beetle. ...and I imagine not Kabuto like... Kabuto. Or Kabuto and Kabutops.
-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's a creepy transformation.
-JESUS THAT WAS SO QUICK
-Maybe he IS Kabuto!
-JESUS HE'S SO BRUTAL
-OH GOD IS THAT DEMON BLOOD
-This guy's straight out of a goddamn horror manga!
-Mr. Vail's real fucked up, huh?
-OH GOD
-OH MY GOD VICE KNEW-
-He's fighting back!
-Jesus Christ, this thing is horrifying.
-GIRL HELP IDK WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING
-OH GOD BUU-SAN
-This season's really treading into some dark territory, let me tell you.
-WOW, this is terrifying.
-So, Vail and Genta did business... I suspected a lot about Gen-san, even if I didn't bring them up. Maybe he was secretly a former Fenix operative, maybe he was a sleeper agent for the Deadmans, maybe he was intended to become a Giftex. This? This is an absolute game-changer.
-So, that's where Vice came from.
-Oh hi, George! One more revelation for the road?
-Oh hi, Daddy.
-I'm no expert, but it is very likely that the Vistamps came from a different civilization than the ones prevalent throughout Latin America, just on looks alone.
-OHHHHHHHHHH HE CUT GENTA OPEN
-Yeah, it makes... a ton of sense now, actually.
-We're all Gifu Juniors.
-I imagine Olteca didn't know about this, because Akaishi seems to be hiding a lot from him, but did anyone else know? The Ushijima's definitely didn't. Buu-san definitely had been on the same team, I'm sure of it now, and that's why he's been hanging around. Did Commander Wakabayashi know? Hell, did Yukimi know?
-OH MY GOD HE ATE HER
-OHHHHH NEW FORM YESSSS
-I imagine that's the Live Holy Wings form I've heard about. It looks fantastic, but I hope this doesn't mean the end of Evil screen time. I've also seen other stuff about a new Revice Super Form. Thunder Gale I think it's called? ...it seems pretty divisive, but I wanna see it in action before I make a call.
-Sorry this was so short, but I'm just reeling rn. Shit's crazy, yo.
#revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils#kamen rider revice#revice spoilers#kamen rider#tsuki talks
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