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: : Bangtan Scenarios : :

The boys with a s/o that gets easily scared.

A/N: making a series of scenarios. Already have a few out if youd like to read them. You can find them in my masterlist. (Link at the bottom of the post.) If you have any ideas please submit them.

Seokjin

It brings him great joy to know that you are so easy to scare

Seeing as he and hobi are the ones who are always scared

It all started in the middle of the night one night

He hadn’t planned it

But he was sitting there in the kitchen

in the dark

in the middle of the night

eating

and you had also thought of going for a midnight snack

so when you turned on the light,

and saw him there

you lost your shit

He won’t let you live it down

But he does apologise if he does it accidentally and it nearly gives you a fucking heart attack.

Yoongi

He would do it accidentally the first time

that’s right you didn’t read that wrong

Once he sees how easy you are to scare,

he really enjoys frightening you

Wether it be just popping out of nowhere

pranks 

watching a scary movie

he does it because you always cuddle him for comfort

or anything really

he finds great delight in scaring you

small scares

especially if it means cuddles afterwards

Soft boi just wants to cuddle

but if the scare is too big then he’ll be apologising and giving you kisses too.

Hoseok

Honestly...

when you’d get scared

you’d scare him with your own screams

our little terrified sunshine

but thats always by accident

His scares wouldn’t be anything big

just likes to startle you is all.

with back hugs

appearing from behind a corner unexpectedly

But if he gives you a scare worthy of a heart attack (and he also doesn’t have his heart jump out of his chest)

then he will apologize profusely.

Once making sure you’re alright,  he will burst into laughter

Feels good to not be the one who’s scared for once

does it Hobi

Namjoon

He scares you when he just breaks something out of nowhere

at first something was just working perfectly

the next it’s broken

it especially scares you if it makes a loud noise when he breaks it.

One time was using the blender and somehow the lid just flew off

letting all of it’s contents onto the two of you

it scared the shit out of you.

So much so that you dropped the pancake batter in the bowl you were holding

He’d laugh at your reaction after checking if you were okay

in a loving way

I mean

with all the batter covering both your faces it was kinda hard not to

Occasionally, he will give you scares after seeing how easy to frighten you are

totally how I see him reacting to the mess he created.

Jimin

He wanted to prank you one day

it was a simple prank really

Just startling you

But when you fell on your ass that was not the reaction he had been expecting

“Oh my god Jimin, you nearly gave me a heart attack.”

“I’m so sorry Jagiya.”

But he continues doing it anyway

And enjoys it

You do not

Every chance he gets, he will scare you

Doesn’t regret is a single time

Even when you hit him with the lid of a pot one time

Makes sure to run away after scaring you ever since then

Then the soft and sweet side of Jimin would come cuddle with you and apologise

Because you give him the silent treatment

Taehyung

He wants to watch horror movies with you

but he doesn’t know that you can get scared so easily

he begs you to see it with him

when you finally accept to watch it with him, he is so happy

he just thought you’d like to see a movie with him

and don’t get me wrong

you do

It’s just... not this theme in particular

When the first jump scare appears, he doesn’t even flinch

you on the other hand practically pounce into his lap

he finds it adorable

He hugs you throughout the rest of the movie tho

If you can’t sleep later on because of how scared you are

he comforts you and tries to distract you from what you’re scared of

lmao, when he didn’t even flinch on James Corden’s game, Flinch

Jungkook

One night he’d had to stay longer for practice 

and forgot to tell you about it

when he arrived home

you were in your room chilling

Jungkook had forgotten his keys at the studio and his phone had run out of battery

so he had no way of telling you anything

It wasn’t the first time he would be late so you didn’t mind that part

But when he got home he had no way of getting in

so naturally he went from the window

now it was late so Jungkook assumed you would be asleep

The scream that you let out

He swears he hasn’t heard right since then

He jokes about it nearly every day

Also gives you little scares and does not say sorry

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Why is Choi Soobin so freaking tall??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

I just recently started getting into TXT and I measured all the members height on my wall. They’re all so much taller than me which shouldn’t really come as a surprise since I’m only 5′1. But I taped my phone to the wall to see how Soobin would see me and-

BOI

I wasn’t even in the camera frame! T^T

#this boy is 6'1 #well idk what I was expecting #there's literally a 1 foot difference in our heights #idk if I'm happy about this or... #i'm too short #T^T #like really #how is he so tall #i can't believe it #I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that I wasn't even in the camera frame

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“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English Language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.”

- Alexander Hamilton

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

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BTS Kink-Scenarios 😈 (female! Reader)

Jin

Kink: Foodplay (especially Liquids like melted Chocolate, Honey or Maple Syrup etc.)

As we all know, Jin loves cooking and Food in general. I think he figured his foodplay kink out by accident. Once you cooked dinner together and he wanted to put a spoonful of molten chocolate in your mouth, but something dripped into your cleavage between your breasts. Faster than you could realize, Jin leaned forward and licked the drop of cream off your skin. When he straightened up again, he looked at you with darkened eyes and whispered, “I’d like to lick some delicious things from your body more often, Princess…”

There is a little secret insider between you two. If Jin deliberately doesn’t order dessert in a restaurant, you know that you’ll be his dessert tonight.

“I can’t wait to eat you out and lick and suck this delicious honey from that sweet pussy of yours. I love the sugary taste when the honey and your arousal are mixed up, your folds coated over and over with golden honey, all glossy, sweet and wet, just for me.”

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: : Ally Confessions : : pjm x reader : :

Summary: You are a young witch in her fifth year in Hogwarts. You come from a long line of pureblooded Slytherins and you want to make your family proud by focusing on your studies. But ever since you started your first year, what is possibly the most flirtatious boy in your house has been giving his all to grab your attention. 

Word count: 2.82k

A/N: Slytherin!Jimin x Slytherin!Reader, a/n/n= annoying nick name, I’m going to change the age differences between the members for the sake of the fanfic. I’m going to be writing the members into the houses that RM sorted them into. BTS’s Hogwarts Houses.

Warnings: swearing, 1 year age gap between jimin and reader (But it’s not really focused on), magic, mentions of Twilight. Sometimes Y/n gets flustered easily. idek. Their relationship is all over the place to be honest.

he really gives me Slytherin vibes in this gif. 

To say that I had no interest in boys would be an understatement. I didn’t give four shits about them. I already had enough trouble with keeping my grades up, training for quidditch and being a proud Hogwarts student.

My family came from a long line of ambitious Slytherins. Although not nearly as known as the Malfoys, we had quite the reputation. When I had been sorted into Slytherin in my first year, I made it my top priority to not disappoint my family. That meant doing my best to leave an impression in Hogwarts. To be remembered. Recently I’d been falling behind in transfiguration. Today, in the middle of the lesson, I had tried to catch up with stuff I’d yet to write down. Something that Professor Snape had not appreciated. He’d given me detention, and so by the end of the day I didn’t have enough time to finish the homework assigned by other teachers.

Currently I was sat in the Slytherin common room, trying to catch up on work. I heard footsteps come into the common area and I immediately knew who they belonged to. I sighed and ignored the person that I came in.

I did mention that I had no interest in boys right? Well there was this one guy who just couldn’t take a hint. He had been on me since first year all the way to my fifth year. This year. He followed me through the halls, trying to make conversation with me. I only ever tried to push him away, so I never know why he keeps trying. Sometimes he reminds me more of a Hufflepuff than a Slytherin. How he was friends with one of the students that couldn’t be more of a Slytherin still puzzled me? (And I don’t mean that stereotype that Draco Malfoy left behind for us. I mean a true Slytherin.) 

But he also held that cheeky side that gave him that Slytherin trait. He was very naturally flirty and he used that on me and if I’m being totally honest. I kinda liked it. But never acted on those feelings. He was flirty with everyone. Thats what I always told myself. 

When that same boy sat next to me on the couch I did the same thing I always did. I didn’t pay him any attention. “So a/n/n…”

“You know I don’t like that name,” I say as I kept my eyes on my parchment.

“Anyway,” he says, changing the subject as soon as it emerged. “I’ve started reading this book.” He paused, when he saw that I was still paying him no mind he continued. “It’s called Twilight. Do you know it?”

I look up at him with a glare. “Yes, I do know it. Unfortunately.” You may be thinking. A pureblood Slytherin reading muggle books? Let me assure you that my family is very accepting regardless of bloodline. I had multiple muggle friends outside of Hogwarts. Most of them, much more loyal than anyone else here. But anyway, back to the “conversation” at hand. “And?” I asked him through gritted teeth as I held my glare on him.

“I was wondering,” he muses, ignoring my hard stare. He leans back against the back of the couch, looking up at the ceiling of the chamber. “When does it get interesting?” I snort out a laugh. I couldn’t help but laugh at his question. I clutched my stomach as I doubled over in laughter. The look of confusion on his face only making the whole situation funnier than it already was.

When I finally come down from my laughing high, I finally answer his question. “It doesn’t.” His once confused expression turns into one of unamusement. 

“Okay, I get it,” he says. “So you don’t like Twilight.”

“Not in a million years.” I shake my head.

“So which books do you like?”

“I’m not telling you,” I say. He wraps his arm around my shoulders and nests his head into the crook of my neck. 

“Please tell me,” he pleaded. He began trailing kisses up my neck. I could hear my heart beating and felt my face heat up. Merlin's beard, Y/n. Get a grip on yourself. 

“Fuck off Jimin,” I stuttered. His actions were flustering me and by the smirk I could feel on his lips. He knew this too. 

“Sorry, but I can’t do that,” he says against my neck. His teeth grazing my skin, causing a shudder to run down my spine. “Not until you answer my question.” He holds onto me tighter. One of his hands moving to hold onto my hip opposite him. I clamp my mouth shut. My stubbornness getting the best of me. “I guess you don’t want me to stop then.”

I huffed and tied my best to stay focused on my homework. Jimin’s kisses travel up to my jaw, making me tilt my head back. “Jimiiiiiiin,” I whined and I feel him smile against my skin.

“I asked for what books you like, not my name,” he states. “I try to glare at him from this position. Obviously failing. “But I can live with that too.” He places a kiss on the corner of my lips. My cheeks heat up and they are undoubtedly red. Butterflies flutter in my stomach and he pulls away when he hears someone calling his name.

“Jimin let’s go,” says the voice of a fellow Slytherin. “Everybody else is probably waiting for us in the great hall.” When the black haired boy spots his friend sitting next to me, he stops. But that doesn’t last long as he continues as if he didn’t notice me. “If you make me arrive late one more time then I’m disowning you.” Jimin looks at me and smiles.

“See you in a bit, doll.” He kisses my cheek and stands up. Jogging up to Yoongi who was just getting out the door. I bring my hands up to my warm face. I could only imagine how red it was. If I'm being completely honest, if there's one boy I do care about in this entire school, it'd have to be Jimin. Somehow, along the way, his small talk and flirting found its way into my heart.

That same night I had moved up into my dormitory so that I wouldn’t have to see Jimin again when he came back from dinner. I only had a third left of my assignments yet to be finished and I decided that it would be best if I left them for tomorrow. Since it was going to be Saturday tomorrow and I had the whole day off.

The beams of light that came in through the window broke me out of my sleep. I groaned and rolled over onto my opposite side. Covering my head to block out the sounds of owls and already active students I clamped my eyes shut. I shaken abruptly, and my pillow was yanked away from me and I was met with the sight of my best friend. She was yelling at me to get up as she pulled me up by the arms. “Nooooooo,” I whined. She rolled her eyes at me and ignored my complaints. She pushed me off of my bed and I tumbled onto the floor.

“Get dressed,” she orders. “We’re going to Hogsmede. I don’t care what you say. You haven’t gone out of this damn school for more than a week and you need a break.” I huff at her and she scolds me, acting like a mother. “DOn’T HuFf At Me.”

I had done what she asked and gotten dressed in a casual outfit. We went down the staircase and into the common room.

On the couches, was sitting Jimin. His silver hair pushed back, showing his forehead. A pair of thin rimmed spectacles perched on his nose as he read a book. Thankfully not Twilight. When he heard me and F/n coming down the stairs, his eyes lifted of the pages and landed on me. He smiled at me. “Good morning,” he said. His smile widened and he shut his book after marking where he left off.

“Good morning,” I mumbled back. Jimin giggled and stood up from the couch. He was wearing a grey wool sweater that matched his hair and a pair of black ripped jeans that accentuated his thighs. The spectacles giving him a cute look. After what had happened yesterday, I didn’t want to hang around much longer than I needed to. But my friend had another idea in mind. Being the social butterfly she is. 

“Good morning Jimin,” she beamed. She examined his outfit and complimented him on it. As she talked to him, I made sure to stay behind her. 

“Where are you guys going?” he asks F/n. She grabs me by the arm, bringing me forward.

“Me and Y/n are going to visit Hogsmede,” she explained. I tried to move behind her but she wouldn’t have it. “If you want you could come with us.” If looks could kill, the glare I sent F/n would’ve had her dead before either of us could’ve blinked.

“That would be great,” said Jimin. “Is it ok if my friends tag along too?” F/n nodded vigorously. She told Jimin that we would be waiting for him at the Three Broomsticks. Once we were out of the Slytherin common room, I punched F/n in the ribs 

“What was that for?!?” she yelled at me. Her brows furrowed together as she rubs the place I punched her.

“You know what that was for.” Good lord, this girl is so dense. When she finally realizes the situation, a smile widens on her lips.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I get it now.” She lets out a laugh worthy of an evil doer. But one that disguises themselves as innocent little schoolgirls. “You don’t want Jimin to come along because of your crush on him.”

“What crush?” I denied. “I don’t have a crush on anybody.”

“Pleaseee Y/n.” F/n rolls her eyes. “Everybody knows that you two like each other.”

“He’s flirty with everyone.” F/n looks at me. The best way I could describe this stare is with the word ‘Really?’. I look away. “Whatever.” I start walking. “Let’s just go to Hogsmeade.”

Me and F/n hadn’t had to wait too long for Jimin and his friends to walk into the Three Broomsticks. Their group of friends was an odd one. A mix of all the Hogwarts houses and most of them from different years. The youngest one of all was a fifth year in Ravenclaw. We’d had a few classes so I knew he went by the name Jungkook. The others though, I only knew because of Quidditch. With the exception of Yoongi, whom I’d seem quite a few times in the common room. The seven of them came toward our table and sat down.

F/n introduced herself. She gave me a pointed look when I didn’t say anything. “I’m Y/n,” I said quietly. I just want to go back to my bed. Everyone began talking and making conversation. F/n got along great with the two Hufflepuffs as was expected. They all talked to each other while I sat back and drank my butterbeer. I moved my mug around, watching as the foam moved atop the golden drink. When I looked back up I saw that Jimin had been staring at me. My cheeks flushed red as I looked back down at my drink.

“I’m gonna go on a walk with Y/n,” said Jimin, rising from his seat. My head shot up to look at him with wide eyes. He walked around the table until he was standing next to me. He grabbed my wrist, pulling me out of the wooden chair. I stumbled to my feet as Jimin dragged me away from the group. People watched as he lead me out of the Three Broomsticks and down the main street. Other students as well as villagers stared at us. Jimin was giving of an energy I couldn’t quite place. All I knew is that it made me want to sink into the floor. He pulled me into a small alley behind a store.

He turned to face me. His eyes seemed to pierce into my soul as he got nearer to me with each of his steps. He stopped right in front of me and I could feel his warm breath fanning my face. “You care to explain to me Y/n?” I looked at him in confusion.

“Wh-what?”

“Don’t pretend,” he said and for the first time ever, Jimin wasn’t smiling at me. His gaze was hard, unwavering, while I struggled with the smallest bit of eye contact. “Whenever I’m around you, you go quiet. You ignore me and everyone else around you.” I gulped hard. I felt like I was being scolded by my mother. A feeling of regret, sadness, anger, and disappointment making the feeling of breathing a lot heavier. “I try to talk to you but you always block me off. I came today in hopes that when you were with your friend you’d be more open with me,” he said. He stood up straight and turned to face the other side of the ally. He leaned his forehead against the stone wall and ran a hand through his hair.

I took this moment where he was silent to speak up. “If you’d only take a hint, you’d know that I don’t want you to talk to me,” I say. “Oh, and that thing you call talking. I consider it flirting and seeing as you do it with everybod-”

He turned to me and slammed me against the wall, while making sure my head didn’t hit it. His hands moved so that they were on either side of my head. Any confidence I had in me when I had been speaking dissipated and I shrunk lower against the wall. Jimin’s head followed mine as he maintained eye level. He leaned in closer until his lips were against my jaw. “Do you see me doing this with anyone else?” I froze under him. He nipped at my skin. “Hm? Do you?” I shook my head while my throat let out a whimper.

“I’ve liked you ever since you arrived at this school. I tried to talk to you, to get closer to you,” he said, pressing his body against mine “But you were always so damn focused on studying.” He bit the side of my neck. I let out a gasp of surprise and squirmed away from him. But Jimin wasn’t having it. He let out a low growl as his hands flew to my hips, holding me in place. “Sorry for acting like this, but I can’t help it. Not when you’ve blocked me out for so long.”

His forehead fell against my shoulder and his nose brushed against my collar bone. He sucked in a deep breath, followed by a sigh. “I’ve liked you for so long and tried to show you for so long that I don’t know what to do anymore. If you just don’t like me back then you could’ve just said so a long time ago,” he mumbles into my skin. When he looks up at me, his eyes shine. Making it look like there were tears in his eyes. The thought broke my heart.

“I’m so sorry Jimin,” I said, placing my hands on his shoulders. “I do like you. So so much. Somehow. Through all that ignoring and trying to get you away, I fell for you. I fell so hard that I couldn’t bring myself to speak to you like a normal person.” The older Slytherin looked up at me. His arms were wrapped around me and he straightened up so he could face me. He was now so close that our noses nearly touched.

“You really like me back?” he asks, eyes looking into mine. I nod, assuring him that what I said wasn’t a lie. “Um, can I kiss you?” For the first time, I looked into his eyes without breaking eye contact. I nodded and Jimin leaned in closer than he already was, until our lips touched. The kiss seemed to go on forever. Our lips dancing together in synchronisation. My hands ran through Jimin’s silver hair. When we pulled away for oxygen, our moment together was stopped as we heard our friends calling for us. “Should we continue this later?” asks Jimin.

“Only if I get to call you mine and you get to call me yours.” I smirked at him. “Will you be my boyfriend?”

A smile etched it’s way onto Jimin’s lips. “I thought you would never ask.” He took a step back, intertwining our fingers as he led me out to find the rest. 

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Hope in the Sheets.1

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Beta: @LunarLxve, @jamaiskook​

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Friendship, Comedy, Soft boy, Fluff, SMUT, (Implied sex, Implied impreg, cock warming.) Friends2Lovers,

Summary:  You held many titles: his neighbor, colleague, wing-man… well, more likely a wing-woman, yet most importantly, you were his best friend. You had been friends since you were born. Between the two of you, you were younger; barely, but he never let you forget it. He always seemed to ruffle your hair and tease you, which could get rather annoying but he made up for it by treating you to things. What if a drunken one night stand between you and your best friend Hoseok leads to more complicated situations? Your reckless twenties are cut short as you find yourself suddenly responsible for something a little more.

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I know that I was taking a break to write but this is more important

Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.

And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.

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Circuit Chef

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Beta: @jung-hoseok-s-airplane​

Pairing: Robot!Seokjin x Reader

Genre: Friendship, Comedy, Soft boy, Fluff, 

Summary: The famous tv personality Chef Jin is many things, a great cook, comedian, entertainer, a charmer, but he is also a robot. When you get the chance to cook alongside him you capture it and don’t let it slip. 

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caramel macchiato

— summary: once known as the dark and ruthless gang members, fell for the one that was as sweet as a caramel macchiato.

— pairing: bts x reader

— genre: fluff / poly!au / mafia!au

— word count: 5.3k

— warnings: gangs, robbery, attempted harassment 

Yoongi always loved his coffee black. Until he met you.

The sweet aroma of coffee meeting his nose the second he walked into the café always made him want to vomit. But then he saw you, a new worker he hadn’t seen before and was greeted by a sweeter smile much sweeter than the smell of sugary coffee the locals were beginning to grow fond of.

“Good afternoon, may I take your orders?”

Your smile looked so precious, the way you swept your hair back from getting in the way of your face, your soft fingertips, soft lips, eyes he knew he’d fall into a daydream if he wasn’t too cautious of looking at it for too long. 

“What’s popular around here?” He asked and beside him, Hoseok blinked, wondering what in the world got his boyfriend to go against drinking his usual black coffee.

“I would recommend the caramel macchiato. It’s sweet and very delicious.”

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I have something to add to my announcement. Though I won’t be posting I will be reading fanfiction and reblogging any fanfics that I recommend. I do warn you that everything I read is reader inserts lol.

HI! I’m taking a break

So I know I’m not very active on here in terms of writing my stories and that I have promised a lot in my masterlist and still have yet to post them.

I will be taking some time to write down these fanfics so that I can have some content for when I work on my bigger projects.

In order to make up for that loss of activity, I’ve been looking through old stories of mine that I had never posted and prompts to fit them to scenarios with the BTS members. Yesterday I posted a fanfic of Tae and it got more likes than I honestly expected in the last 24 hours. So since people seemed to like it so much, I decided to give young author me a second chance and actually post her ideas.

I hope to have more fanfics out.

Here is the V fanfic in case you want to read it and a link to my master list:

: : Cold March : : kth x reader : :

Masterlist

Also, requests are open. You can find the link to my ask box in the last two links.

I love you all and make sure to stay healthy and follow the guidelines in this time of crisis.

I love youuuuuu 

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HI! I’m taking a break

So I know I’m not very active on here in terms of writing my stories and that I have promised a lot in my masterlist and still have yet to post them.

I will be taking some time to write down these fanfics so that I can have some content for when I work on my bigger projects.

In order to make up for that loss of activity, I’ve been looking through old stories of mine that I had never posted and prompts to fit them to scenarios with the BTS members. Yesterday I posted a fanfic of Tae and it got more likes than I honestly expected in the last 24 hours. So since people seemed to like it so much, I decided to give young author me a second chance and actually post her ideas.

I hope to have more fanfics out.

Here is the V fanfic in case you want to read it and a link to my master list:

: : Cold March : : kth x reader : :

Masterlist

Also, requests are open. You can find the link to my ask box in the last two links.

I love you all and make sure to stay healthy and follow the guidelines in this time of crisis.

I love youuuuuu 

#bts #bts v #bts rm #bts jin #bts jk #bts jimin #bts j-hope #bts suga #taehyung #namjoon #seokjin #jungkook #jimin #hoseok #yoongi #bts fanfic #fanfic #bts x reader #x reader #x you #x y/n #masterlist

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: : Cold March : : kth x reader : :

Summary: You and your boyfriend go out and a walk through the park. It’s late night in March and the weather is turning out to be a bit too cold for you.

Word count: 1228. I know it’s very short

A/N: Lol I literally searched up “cute things that Tae does” for this.

Warnings: A cringey pick up line. If you consider the word hell to be a cuss word then read with caution.

omg he looks like a whole baby in this gif. uwu

The wind blew by in the fresh March air. The leaves on the trees in the park were just starting to grow back. Snow from winter still yet to melt on the wet ground. I walked hand in hand with Tae down the dirt path. It had been a long day. We had done so many things together and I was exhausted. But despite that, I couldn’t ignore the chilly breeze present. I shivered and leaned in closer to the warmth of my boyfriend. I was really regretting only bringing a hoodie to the date.

I brought my shoulders up to my neck in an effort to stop the cold. I balled my hands into fists, holding onto Tae’s warm coat. Biting down on my lower lip, I tried to stop my shaking, knowing that if he noticed he would go up and beyond to end my suffering. (Maybe I’m being a bit too dramatic.) But much to my dismay, he noticed. Of course he did.

He started peeling off his coat, but before he could take it off completely I stopped him. “N-no Tae. You d-don’t have to.” Great, now he won’t take me seriously because I stuttered. Nevertheless, I still did my best to stop him. I held his coat so that he couldn’t take it off. He just smiles at me. He pries my hands off his clothes and takes it off, despite my protests.

“I don’t want you to get cold,” he said sweetly. It would’ve made me smile if I didn’t know he would be cold if I took it from him.

“But then you’ll be cold. You could get sick and that can’t happen,” I rambled to him as he wrapped me in the warm coat. I almost sighed at how good it smelled. It smelled like him. “I’m not nearly as needed at work as you are. I’m not important.” He looked at me with a frown.

“Stop being stupid.” He held my face in his large hands, giving me a peck on the nose. Which had gone red from the cold. “If you got sick and I knew I could’ve stopped it from happening I would feel horrible about myself.” Once the coat was all zipped up, we continued walking through the vacant park. We’d chosen to go out late so that the risks of anyone seeing Taehyung out in public with me would be more slim. Not impossible, but less likely. But in a while, the warmth that had been left from Tae wearing the coat dissipated and I was cold again. Now I’m just starting to think that it’s just me that makes everything colder, I thought to myself as I started shivering again.

Taehuyng notices. His first reaction was to frown until he decided teasing me was a better option. “Oh, are you not warm enough. I thought you said I was so hot that it would be impossible to be cold around me.” I cringe as I remember exactly when I said that. At the beginning of the day, when he had come pick me up from my apartment to go on our date, he had been worried about my outfit.

As I heard the doorbell ring I rushed out of my room to open the door. I already knew it was Tae as he had sent me a text that he was just five minutes away a few moments ago. I ran towards the entrance and opened the door. In front of me was Tae in his full handsome glory. He wore a long coat that nearly reached his knees over a sweater. He looked at my outfit with a bothered look. At first I thought it was because he didn’t like it. “Is there something wrong with my outfit?” I ask. “Do you not like it?”

He looks taken back at my question. “No, it’s not that. It’s just…” he hesitates before continuing. “You’re only wearing a hoodie and some leggings.” I look down at my outfit and then shrug. He looks at me unbelievingly. “Aren’t you going to be cold?”

“With how hot you are, it’s impossible to be cold around you.” Tae smirks at that and shakes his head.

“You’re unbelievable, now let's go.”

That pick up line had seemed smart to me at the moment, but now I could see how embarrassingly cringey it was. I hid my face in my hands as Tae chuckled, finding my embarrassment funny. “Why are you laughing?” I whine. “This is so embarrassing.” As I peeked through my fingers to look at him, I could see his boxy smile etched onto his face and his eyes were scrunched up in joy. He looks at my flushed face and that one expression that he makes when he gets an idea replaces the box smile. But it’s not just any kind of idea. It’s the face he makes when he comes up with something he thinks is good/enjoyable/etc. And it just ends up being enjoyable for him.

He then looks at me with a wide grin. My eyes widen in slight fear as I run away playfully. Expecting him to tickle me or something.

After a while of running through trees and bushes, he corners me in the gazebo. How could I have been stupid enough to basically corner myself here? Tae comes closer as I giggle. Once he’s close enough, he wraps his arms around me. As soon as the warmth of his body envelops me my shivering stops. I’d completely forgotten how cold I was while running. I lean into him and nuzzle my face into his chest. It seems like it wasn’t one of his “fun” ideas after all.

Until he swooped me off my feet.

Literally. One moment we were standing together. Embracing each other in the middle of the gazebo, and the next, he was lifting me up bridal style. He spun around a few times before leaving kisses all over my face. I scrunched up my nose at him. “Put me down,” I ordered.

“Okay,” he said bluntly as he let go of me. Letting me fall onto my butt with a thud.

“OOOWW,” I glared at him from down on the floor. “What the hell Tae!?!” He lifts his hands up in a defensive motion.

“You told me to put you down,” he says. Feigning innocence.

“I didn’t tell you to drop me either,” I grumbled as I got up.

“Touché.” He watched me get up.

“Wow, thanks for helping,” I said sarcastically as I brushed off any dirt on the coat.

“You look cute when you’re mad, just so you know.” He says and I feel myself blush. “And now you’re blushing.” he teases me as he pinches my cheek. I stick my tongue out at him. “Wow, real mature Y/n,” he says and I smile innocently. I put my arms around his neck. I put my lips up to his ear and whisper to him. “For your information, you’re adorable all the time,” I tell him. “But especially when you talk about me in your sleep.”

I lean back to see his face only to find that it is cherry red. I couldn’t help the smile that came on my face. I spin on my heels and run of with a shocked Tae behind me.

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[munchyn]

A Universe To You

; Soulmate!Hoseok x Reader

; Genre: Fluff, angst, smut

; Warnings: Mentions of an accident and injury resulting from it, discussions of poverty, minor breakdown, oral sex (receiving), penetrative sex, unprotected sex

; Word Count: 41k

; Synopsis: Life for you has always been dull and grey; not only because you grew up on the most over-populated and polluted planet in the galaxy but because you’re colourblind. You’re convinced it’s because you have a soulmate out there, but soulmates are a forgotten concept now that humanity has spread across the stars. What happens then, when you finally escape Earth and discover colour with the touch of a man on a planet in which soulmates are just a tale of myth?

; A/N: Hi, yes. I’m sorry this is so long lol I half proof-read it but…it’s just so long and I’m so done with it haha. Sorry if it’s bad ;-; please reblog it (if you’re on desktop, it’ll kill your phone) and please leave me comments, asks or reviews! I’m convinced this isn’t actually all that great, my first soulmate attempt :/

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The familiar roar of a star engine rattles through the ramshackle apartment you’d grown up in, the noise outrageously loud and yet no one in the cramped space pays any notice. It’s the price of living next to the Busan Spaceport unfortunately. The rent is astonishingly cheap, relative to how much anything costs in the 32nd century, but that’s only because it came with the downside of pollution.

All kinds of pollution. Noise pollution from the roars of starships and starfreighters as they fired up their engines, their fusion cores pushing them high into the sky and past the atmosphere limit where they would then jump into hyperspace, heading for whatever planet was next on their list.

Light pollution, from the blinding neon of the signage that littered the area surrounding the dirty port. Signs that screamed everything under the sun was for sale here in Busan, which it was. From entertainment screens to the latest in clothing to prostitutes and cosmetic surgery, everything was for sale here on Earth.

Most of it was supposed to be regulated, and a large portion of it was supposed to be illegal. But Earth had stopped caring about laws a long time ago. Probably five centuries at least. A few billion people ago. Maybe back when you could actually see the sky without it being consumed with the constant smog of pollution from the factories that belched smoke and other contaminants into the air.

Ironically enough, the star engines that were in the various ships, liners, freighters and more were actually incredibly environmentally friendly. They made a lot of noise, but they were relatively clean compared to what Earth produced. 

That was probably because other planet’s actually gave a fuck about their environments. You’d heard that there were whole planets out there that had developed entirely clean technology. Neutral carbon, nothing toxic or deadly going into their atmospheres, nothing choking their plant life or killing off their living species.

It was hard for you to imagine really. You’d grown up here in Busan, the second largest city in Old Korea. Centuries upon centuries ago, Busan had been a hub of freight for the old world and it’s old technologies. Actual ships that had travelled upon the oceans had arrived and departed from the now gone port.

That old method of transport had taken weeks to get anything anywhere, or so the e-book’s said. You could believe it, even though you’d never even heard of anyone going on a boat or a marine ship. People didn’t do that anymore. Not since the oceans had turned toxic from the pollution centuries ago.

Any fish or seafood that was for sale on Earth was either processed, by which it meant that it didn’t contain any actual seafood and instead was just made up of various fake food that had been manufactured to taste vaguely like what it was intended to be, or was shipped in from off-planet. 

Only the rich could afford to eat seafood anymore. Those who lived near inland lakes that hadn’t been overfished in the years after the seas died could also afford to eat fish. It was a luxury now, more rare than diamonds had been in the 21st century.

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[munchyn]

imma try this because I wanna see what I get.

😯😂

Anyone who wants to do this can do it.

tagged by my angel @trashlord-007 

OMG NICE

tagging @peachy-101 @christina-dh @charlie-hatsune @jealusun @latenightjjk @tinyeolmae <3

[munchyn]

thank you for the tag@youarejesting

oh goodness. wish me luck.

I tag @wystfulaster @wisenerdcreator @jungshookmeup @nmjcn and anyone else who wants to join.

Oh I may just die with who I’m left with. This pack holy fuck. Jungwoo, Leedo, Taemin and Ravn 😳

I was tagged by @feelthevision thanks baby 💋

I’m tagging @sezy001234 @dino-yeol @legit-kpop-trash @p1nkpetals @sominsunn @sagittariustigerfish @bacon-notbaekhyun-nct @wink-0 @broccoli-channie-soup @yeosangs-whore and whoever else wants to play.