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#not much?? happened in this chapter??#so yeah here are just a bunch of hashtag aesthetic pictures#oh shit i forgot about hashtags#yeah those might make an appearance in later chapters#we'll see tho#i'm only two days late woo hoo! XD#yeah may 8th may also be... l8#bad pun sorry not sorry#kudos to whoever finds the secret story#sorry no recipe guys ):#for some reason we can't find any servants??#very distressing#anyway enjoy~#jonathan harker's insta#jonthan harker my boy#dracula#dracula daily#kiki does dracula daily
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love being in my fancy lil office with my $5 gamer mouse 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
#it's about perspective#or something#idk n idc I bought this at five below and I love it so much#it lights up and changes colors and so so easy to just plug the usb and use#love a good WIRE#I'm sleepy and still have 53 mins left of my day WOMP#the shower tonight is gonna feel so good I know it#forgot my applesauce but I have chocolate ao it cancels out amen#chii talks atchu •.•#yesterday was SHIT and it all went to shit literally in the last 15 mins of my assigned of my shift then my drive home#hoping to hashtag make a change today and never experience that shit again lol#wow the typos here are out the wazoo oh no#anyway...bye x
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Happy New Year!! 🥂🎉 SOOOO excited to finally post my 2024 DTIYS 🩵 if you want to participate, please see details under the cut!
This year, I fell head first into Trigun and made so many new friends and, holy shit, y'all have been SO nice to me! I can't believe there are so many of you!
To participate in this DTIYS:
-Use this post as your reference, just draw it in your style! You can change the colors and the poses too if you feel like it!
-Tag me and use the hashtag #creepycoffinsdtiys so I can see it!!
-You don't have to be following me already but if u wanna pls do! Reblogs also always help!
-pls do not ship these characters they are brothers thank you :)
That's it!! I will reblog and be very unhinged about every entry and in the end I might compile them and do somethin special who knows 🎉 have fun!!!
EDIT: Oh I forgot to add a due date but ah whatever. Finish at ur own pace I hate deadlines >:^) uhhh if you NEED a deadline tho let's do late March, for my bday! And if I get enough participants I'll throw em in a random generator to pick a winner for a free comm!
#creepycoffinsdtiys#trigun#my art#millions knives#vash the stampede#i had sm fun drawing this!!!#cw eyestrain#trigun maximum#kind of!! this is definitely au territory in my brain!! i have Thoughts TM#NOT PLANTCEST THANK U#pls refer to my art of them fighting and getting to be Brothers post trimax
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Comforting Velvette as her S/O.
So tumblr broke, this request was vanished from my profile. So to the anon who requested I’m so sorry I hope you find this The prompts were “I don’t want to be alone right now” and another I forgot. Enjoy!
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It would take forever to establish a relationship with Velvette let's be honest here.
She doesn't want anyone to see her in a vulnerable state, she doesn't want anyone thinking she is weak and needed a partner
That was until she met you, something about you was just different to her.
You were soft spoken, minded your own business but wouldn't stay quiet when someone said something that set you off.
Like to piss you off? Man you'd set whoever pissed you off, straight and they wouldn't speak, or argue with you again.
And your designs were amazing decent.
Velvette rarely had to make any changes when it came to your sketches
And your stitch work? Fucking flawless compared to the others. Who just were you?
She would try to stalk you on social media to find out you had no account, or one she could find, with a little help from Vox she did eventually find it.
It was a completely anonymous account, with a rather decent following Like probably 10k?
Impressive but not compared to Velvette
Your account was hiding your identity by a random username that had no mention of you in the slightest, and no posts that involved photos of you. Just sketches, sheet music photos, and the occasional video of someone singing, which she assumed was you.
But what amused her more than anything, was seeing multiple sketches of her on your page.
You captured her beautifully, didn't make her look bad in any sort of way, it was so simple, but yet so beautiful.
Velvette definitely sereenshotted the sketeh
She never would have thought you admired her outside the work place. Let alone be a fucking singer too? What couldn't you do?
She'd call you into her office the next day and you'd be so fucking anxious that you fucked up somehow as you knocked on the door
"Yeah yeah come in"
You'd take a deep breath calming your nerves down before you went inside, closing the door behind you as you walked to her desk, she was still looking down at her phone
"You wanted to see me Miss?"
The second she heard your voice she looked up from her phone, placing it down and grabbing a piece of paper from the inside of her desk before placing it down
Shit
“Would you care to explain this?"
Your cheeks instantly flared red in embarrassment as you realized just what it was
The sketches of her that you drew
"I..I'm so sorry I promise it won't happen again I just well I-“
"Oh quit your yapping I'm not mad you idiot"
She instantly shuts you down slight irritation on her face, while confusion struck yours as you remained silent
"I'm promoting you to head designer, don't fuck this up. Shoo get back to it"
What the fuck? No literally, what the fuck?
You left as soon as she shooed you away, you were beyond confused as to why she did what she did, but you'd never question her.
Months after the promotion you and Velvette would become closer, considering how the two of you now worked closer together since you directly reported to her now.
Velvette wasn't as harsh as she usually was to you, she listened to your suggestions and took your thoughts seriously.
Velvette would ask you to go to a fashion show with her Saying it was to get another eye on the new trends, but you and her both indirectly knew it was her asking you in a date, which you obvious said yes.
After that point you were would date in private If anyone were to question you two?
They'd be instantly fired on spot or killed. She didn't need anyone peaking into her personal life
Would introduce you to the other Vee's later on
"She is mine don't try and start no fucking deals with her, shes off the market"
If she didn't say that Valentino would have snatched your ass for himself. And man did he want to. Fucking creep
You two often watched tv together in her room in private, or you would sketch her, she absolutely loved that she was your muse. She would always have sketch books and the highest quality of materials.
You stayed with her during the exterminations that happened for your protection too, she wouldn't let you not stay with her if you were killed she'd fucking lose her mind
It's been almost a year since the two of you have been together privately, with the exception of Vox and Val
You'd be working late at the office sewing a new design when you'd get a text from her
"Y/n doll. Can come back to our room whatever you're doing can wait"
"Be there in five"
Oh and you moved in with her. Per her request of course.
You finish up what you were doing before heading back, knocking on the door to your shared room
When you don’t hear a response you grow concerned, as you open the door.
You see Velvette on the bed on your shared bed on her side. She quickly sits up hearing the door open
"Vox I told you to fuck off! Wait Y/n"
Her hard glare softens, she can tell she was crying
"Velv.. are you okay? What happened?"
You quickly made your way over to her
"I don't want to be alone right now, doll"
She simply says before you instantly hug her.
Her returning the hug as you two just sit there, her quietly sobbing as you gently run your fingers through her soft curls, humming gently to her, trying to comfort her the best you can
You two are like that before she pulls away, keeping a hand in yours as you wipe the tears that remained trying your best to not smear her makeup anymore than it already was.
After a while she finally talks about what was causing her pain.
She might not be open to a lot of people
But damn do you help her a lot.
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“Hello! Welcome to Self(help), and please do shout if I can be of assistance,” George says, and of course the words are rote but hopefully he also sounds warm and welcoming or whatever. He’s sitting behind the till, doing some online shopping, not really focussed on the customer who’s just come in.
“Do you really only sell self-help books?” the customer asks, and—that voice is familiar. George looks up and nearly falls off his stool, because that face is familiar too: there in his shop, real and breathing and somehow taller than George had expected, is Alex Albon. He’s got giant sunglasses on, and a trendy little scarf around his neck, but as a disguise it’s hardly adequate; Alex is probably one of the most recognisable people in the world, especially since his Oscar win last year. George tries to casually push the hair back off his forehead, and is so distracted he almost slaps himself in the face.
“Er,” he says. What was Alex’s question? Oh right, self-help books. “Yes, is the short answer,” he says, and then for reasons known only to his frontal lobe keeps talking. “I had a really hard time getting a loan to start the business, because the banks were all like ‘Do people even buy self-help books anymore now that there’s Google,’ but we’re doing really well now, actually. It helped a lot when Brené Brown gave us a shoutout on Instagram, but even before that—er—sorry, you don’t care about any of this, do you. Well. If you need any help—or any self!—just let me know!”
Alex is just staring at him. George does a tight little sorry-I-fucked-up-socially smile, and turns his attention back to the chinos on his computer monitor, heart racing.
Lando emerges from the back of the shop. “George, if I do any more work I’ll literally die,” he says earnestly. Or maybe sarcastically; George doesn’t really understand Gen Z humour, probably because he refuses to join TikTok. “I shelved, like, an entire box of books, so I’m just going to honour myself now and take some time to self-care. I’m going out for a coffee if you want anything.” He notices Alex standing in the middle of the shop floor and flashes him an artificial smile. “Welcome to Self(help), if you take a picture for socials remember to hashtag us!”
“Flat white,” George says automatically. Lando nods and leaves the shop. He really hadn’t clocked Alex at all, which is surprising at first, until George considers how monumentally self-absorbed Lando is at all times.
“Is that your employee,” Alex asks.
“Yes,” George says, “I did something wrong in a past life, it’s very—do you like candles?”
“Candles,” says Alex Albon, who is still very much in George’s shop.
“We’ve got a lovely selection,” George explains.
Alex pauses thoughtfully. “No,” he says, and then, after a long-ish pause, “thanks.”
George nods.
Alex says, “Look, I only came in here to get away from some teenagers who were taking pictures of me.”
“Oh, yeah, right,” George says, as if that’s a very universal experience that he naturally has shared.
“So I’m just going to—” Alex gestures towards the door, and the road.
“Yes,” George says. “Of course. It was lovely to—er. Encounter you.”
Alex’s mouth quirks up. He says, “It was lovely to encounter you, too.” And then he walks back into the outside world.
George is still dazed about the whole thing when he goes out a few minutes later to get himself a flat white, Lando having arrived back in the shop bearing only a drink for himself (“Oh, shit, I forgot you wanted something… I’d offer to go back out but my legs are really sore now, so…”). He’s not really looking where he’s walking, so it’s jarring but not surprising when he knocks into someone and spills his newly-acquired coffee down their chest. It’s surprising but somehow inevitable when he realises that someone is Alex Albon.
“You again. I’ve got to say, this encounter is less lovely,” Alex says, mopping irritatedly at his sopping t-shirt with his tiny scarf. George joins in, patting with his bare palm at Alex’s chest as if that’s going to help at all, then pulling his hand back like he’s been burned when Alex raises his sunglasses up so he can level George with a look.
“I—sorry! God, right, I swear I’m usually less of a mess”—this is untrue—“but I actually—if you want to get changed, into, you know, a non-drenched shirt, I actually live just over the street—”
Alex exhales, and slides his sunglasses back onto the face. “I’m fine, thanks. I’ll just… go on my coffee-covered way.”
“You can’t,” George says, “think of the headlines—‘Alex Albon in caffeine frenzy’—‘he didn’t realise you’re meant to drink it, sources say’—my house really is so close. We can get you all cleaned up in no time.”
Alex considers him for a long moment. “Give it to me in metres,” he says. And that’s how the rest of George’s life begins.
for @onadarklingplain, who suggested that notting hill au george would own a bookshop that only sold self-help.. nothing has ever been truer!! kay thank you for reading this over & for talking about galex with me 💓
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WIBTA for ghosting someone in RP?
This is a very chronically online problem, I'm aware, but I could use Tumblr's input. This is kinda long, so tl;Dr at the end.
So I (ftm), Z (nb), and O (f) (ages unimportant, but we're all adults) have a server for a shared fandom of ours. There are other people on the server too, but they're relatively unimportant to the problem.
One of the major channels to note was an rp channel. Things started off peachy keen! Everyone was having a grand old time! However, little problems started to pop up. O began introducing some ocs to the rp group chat, which, while outlandish for the setting (her ocs were ghosts from 1500's Minecraft Germany or whatever? I'm still not entirely clear since she's bad at continuity). And while I'm not against more out there ocs, the issue was how she used them, constantly trying to solve problems instantly. They felt more like MacGuffin's than characters. But whatever, she's our friend so we didn't really care.
Then, the racism incident happened.
It's a cool name, but sorta makes it sound more important than it was. Basically O had "monster form" at the end of each of her characters names, since apparently they had human forms too. Well, in an argument, a character referred to the group of ocs as monsters (since, how else would you refer to all of em at once?), and in one of her ocs replies they said smth like "oh btw thanks for the racist remark".
IMMEDIATELY in the ooc chat, Z and I both go "hey man, we're not playing the racism game", which... caused O to leave the server temporarily. Fun.
The relevance of the racism incident is to show why we can't just talk to her ooc about the upcoming issues.
((Very offhandedly she also keeps trying to pressure Z specifically into rping? Even though Z has made it clear many times this month that they are busy with the holidays??))
Anyways, time passes and O keeps wanting to tack on useless shit to her characters (both canon and ocs) for literally no reason. From "Bruno esk powers" to "shapeshifting genitals", it just felt like feature creep.
Eventually this comes to a head when she asks if her 32 year old character could be a WWII veteran.
You know. In the text chat based rp where characters use hashtags and emotes and talk about Twitter.
After a small back and forth between Z and O in the ooc chat, Z just kinda, gave up. Part of the reason they made the server was to transfer their previous rp writings to a server they own, so they don't have to worry about it getting deleted. (Before anyone assumes Z is just being strict, trust me. Z had been very accommodating with letting me and O make inputs and have our characters make an impact. This wasn't an issue of O's lack of control, but rather lack of care about the setting.)
Z admitted in a group chat with just me and their partner that they basically are just going to give up on their previous rp, and just let O do whatever she wants.
This really, and I mean REALLY, ticked me off.
Now, I will not start a ruckus about it on the server itself since I know Z hates confrontation, but now I've just settled on to give O the cold shoulder in rp, not replying to her ocs, barely interacting with her canon characters, etc.
I feel like in character I have a valid reason to ignore her (her ocs made one of my ocs upset, and my other characters are upset for him), but I can't tell if this would be too mean?
ALSO quick little note I forgot to mention above, but it's basically just the three of us in the rp chat, so with Z busy for the holidays, I'm the only other person who O would be able to rp with, if that impacts the vote.
TL;DR - Someone in a rp server is being a right ass and we cannot talk to her about it without potentially starting a huge fight, now I want to ignore her in rp. WIBTA
What are these acronyms?
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yes "reclaim femininity" for yourself or whatever who cares (even if people online REALLY like acting as if feminine women are bullied for being gender conforming which is just not something that happens in real life) im just tired of the framing of being a tomboy as something you need to "get over" or some silly thing that all women grow out of like no actually socially-decided standards and stereotypes are not inherent to all women its fine to be gender nonconforming or butch or a tomboy in adulthood its not a rite of passage to start wearing makeup and dresses the second you turn 18 and its honestly insane that i even have to say this
originally had them together like this but was afraid of compression
the first shirt on younger blake is the album cover of circle thinking by i hate sex and the second is a shirt i found by googling "funny trout shirt"
just realized i forgot her fucking mole smh. this is the first time ive forgotten it which is surprising given how often i forget small markings... sorry blake... but yeah again i really do not care about people doing shit like "reclaiming my femininity i hated pink because i was an NLOG (i kind of object to the concept of NLOGS personally bc i think its misogynistic but you know) and im a feminine adult now" because its like ok thats you whatever. i just do not like it when people act like this is something ALL women go through. and that women who do not suddenly start conforming to gender expectations are just immature or they hate women and femininity or they hate beauty and have mental issues or whatever. like sorry that is hashtag ridiculous and i cannot stand it and ive seen many posts like it. "oh look i was a tomboy as a child but thank god i grew out of it just give girls a chance to grow out of it let them play around in their silly gender nonconformity (which is only acceptable because theyll stop eventually)" um actually its fine to not be feminine for the rest of your life being born female does not mean you have to be a certain way. you can do what ever you want forever
#is this a hashtag controversial post. idk what to tag this as...#my art#art#gnc#gnc women#cant tag this butch bc blake definitely is not lmao im just saying.#shes an example i could have drawn anybody and the point would be the same#sanctuary#yeah idk i just hate it#ask me how i know people will tell you to your face that you just hate being pretty and love being ugly by virtue of being gnc. LOL
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i cant get over how fucking fascist the dark knight rises is which like...i knew going in it would be if only because its based on frank millers the dark knight comics (and also no mans land???) And frank miller is the biggest piece of shit in comics whos not alan moore or garth ennis but christ i think nolan managed to go even more mask off
Okay grain of salt im not the biggest comics guy i just read the good stuff sylvie sends me so im not as knowledgeable about comic stuff but i stay silly anyways im gonna go character by character thats easiest for me
So batmans barely here except to become disabled and then practically heal overnight so very cool point number one 😐 but half of the movie hes stuck in the scary pit prison (because the Lazarus pit is too silly for nolan) with all the arab guys who didnt get whitewashed and its so boring and it sucks and only white people made it out of the pit ever basically who gives a shit it sucks honestly the only reason im mentioning this is because i honestly forgot bane wasnt the main character about an hour in because like? He should be? and ill get to that
Joseph gordon levitt is there and his character has a name and i do just want to call him joseph gordon levitt instead but thats long as fuck and hes robin so im just gonna call him robin even though he sucks ass. the whole point of his character is to be the good cop to gordons bad cop but it doesnt really work because thats a shitty fucking thing you see in media all the time because they always just go for the its just some bad apples approach look at this good apple dont you love apples approach but honestly nolans deepthroating the boot so much its even worse here. and yeah dudes robin but hes like.... nolans oc as robin because thank god i dont want dick in this movie (which would bring the whitewashing count up to 4 characters) or god forbid jason todd but i think its really telling how even robin in this universe has to be a fucking cop instead of like any of the disadvantaged kids bruce actually takes in like yeah this robin is still an orphan but thats way less important to the narrative and to nolan than being a cop.
gordons also barely here and i dont give a shit about him i wish he died i mean i always wish he died because hes a cop he is THE cop in every batman piece of media (except when he was jack the ripper one time or something?) and why even the most benign batman media is copaganda because theyre fucking besties. really i just want to talk about one scene before I get to the bulk of this post bane. late in the fucking almost THREE HOUR LONG MOVIE theres a scene where gordon is rallying the cops and goes to some cops door and hes like "why did you let your wife answer the door dont you know whats going on out there?" as if women are being raped on the streets of gotham which we never even see a fucking hint of??? the actual main issues affecting gotham at the moment are food issues and even thats not a problem because aid is getting in slowly and thats actually how gordon gets MORE FUCKING COPS into the city its insane and im gonna come back to this again with bane but while we're talking about the misogny -
-lets talk about catwoman who just kind of exists doing the catwoman thing of oh im on batmans side but not really and im on banes side but not really and it sucks but lets start with the misogyny before i talk about catwomans spineless centrism. when catwoman is caught by joseph gordon levitt shes taken to prison and the cops specifically point out shes taken to a mens prison (?????) because of the new laws because shes such a risk that a maximum security womens prison cant hold her but a mens prison can because womens prisons are all knitting circles i guess. This is really just an excuse so she can be in the prison that bane stages a prison break on (based) and come back for the climax and also have a hashtag girlboss moment where she does a sexy flip attack against a man threatening to sexually assault her which is just so classy nolan. and i want to fucking point out that this is blackgate prison which in most batman media is ALREADY FUCKING COED this shit was so unnecessary and gross and i just...its still pissing me off obviously so lets get to catwomans shitty fucking robin hood shit and why robin hood narratives are rarely ever radical. yes stealing from the rich and giving to the poor is cool but here and in most narratives its really only cool because its..one person or a small group. A society wide redistribution of wealth? out of the question thats too scary just go back to helping one kid steal an apple lady and hating that bane is literally crashing wall street (based) and breaking into rich peoples homes and bringing them to sentencing trials for crimes against humanity (based). Catwoman will have no part of that thank you and will instead just kind of...hang out until batman gets back.
side note what the fuck is up with the timeline in this movie batman gets his back broken and taken to the pit which is located in....an "ancient part of the world" the batman wiki tells me which holy shit okay the racism continues forever. but batman is not in gotham and again his back is literally BROKEN until it gets healed because he....was hoisted into a standing position with a rope? and idk how long that takes whether its months or a day because the movie seems to suggest both???
okay lets talk about talia al ghul and ras al ghul really quick before i get to based bane. Ill start by saying they're really fucking whitewashed like probably the worst example ive ever seen? Talia (or miranda tate as she's called for most of the movie) is played by a white french actress and Ra's al ghul is played by white irish actor and racist liam neeson. Because the comics are also racist ras al ghul never is really given a clear country of origin besides vaguely arabic slash east asian partially because hes so old but also again the racism but hes certainly not white again...because of the racism. and neither is talia who is only slightly less vaguely chinese and arabic. nolan gives even less of a shit than most batman writers though which is a high bar. talia was so boring and poorly written i barely remember her but they gave her half hearted attempts at environmentalism (incremental and done by begging the rich for everything though of course) before saying oh its actually because she and bane want to blow gotham up with a bomb which...god its all so stupid i honestly forget the bomb shit exists because it makes no sense and seems to have a detonation timer of 24 hours which again is why i literally have no idea what the timeline is. this shit is so stupid and unnecessary except to be the secret reason banes populist revolution of gotham (based) is actually bad but its so fucking tacked on even beyond most reasons why communist characters in media eat a baby to show theyre actually bad and so is communism because communists love neutron bombs.
BANE TIME! I'll also start out by pointing out that bane is whitewashed since hes supposed to be from a fictional south american slash caribbean island prison which......man. He's just tom hardy here though. Lets keep talking about communists eating a baby so theyre bad now. I think this is a trope people associate more with the mcu which is fair the falcon and the winter soldier pulled some shit because of course it did but i think we should consider the dark knight rises as a prime example instead. Not the originator since anti communism didn't start with nolan although i wish i could blame him for that too. Banes list of crimes batman has to stop him for are killing cia agents (based), crashing the stock market which he didn't even kill anyone at (not as based as he could have been), stage a prison break as previously mentioned (based), revealing police corruption (based), forming a militia to govern gotham while theres a transition of power from the rich and the police to the people (based), killing a bunch of cops (based), exploding some of gotham including all but one of the bridges out of the city (really just a strategic decision since hes about to have the american military on his ass and needs to counter that), and blowing up the pittsburgh steelers (extremely based). hey why is this guy the villain again? hey why does gotham have a wall street now why is this such a big deal is it possibly because the occupy wall street protests happened before during and after production of the movie? no that certainly couldnt be the case theres no way nolan would hate peaceful protests and create a movie where god forbid they werent peaceful and cops were instead treated like they treat protestors so we feel bad for them instead of people who are literally sick and tired of their labor being exploited by capitalism for the benefit of the rich. like jesus christ this movie is so blatantly fascist explaining the plot should have anyone going hey wait a minute. and you may say im biased in favor of bane as a communist but jesus christ are you seeing the shit nolan is pulling im being even handed in comparison i mean the fucking climax is batman showing up to rally the cops against bane and the mostly citizens militia of gotham like jesus fucking christ. banes not even a fucking dictator hes literally just some guy in most of the scenes after gotham is taken back by the people hes not even the guy sentencing and killing the rich and the police thats scarecrow! hes just on the sides like everyone else. and while im on scarecrow (jonathan crane hes not called scarecrow in the movie but he is that judge guy) nolan treats it as unreasonable that these are not hearings to determine the guilt of the police and the rich they protect because the people have already determined that theyre guilty but they just fucking are by definition. you dont get rich under capitalism by working hard you get rich by exploiting hundreds of thousands or millions of people out of their labor and livelihoods these people are fucking guilty even if they havent killed anyone with their own hands. but because bane does kill people on screen we're supposed to think hes worse but he only kills rich people and cops and the pittsburgh steelers!!!! like holy shit i hate this fucking movie i hate christopher nolan
#rape mention#long post#needed to get this out idc if anyone finds this or not but feel free to send anon hate always#ask to tag
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trick or treat 👻
a little ghost!!!
here is an outline of a cale/devon fic inspired by the time i clicked on the #contentking hashtag on twitter, expecting more devon Toews pictures and instead seeing a sea of gay porn!! I never really decided whether or not to commit to the fic so it just kinda languished on my gdrive lol, but I am very fond of thinking about only fans porn star devon and his nhl boyfriend who loves him and supports his sex work career
Cale is still a hockey player, still in Colorado, still signing a super big contract, still very stoic and doesn’t smile too much, except around Devon. Still went to UMass. Partnered with Gravy, Sammy, or Josh Manson. closeted to fans, not to teammates and management
Devon is an OF star, mostly gay (jock4jock), has a youtube channel where he does SFW sex toy reviews with drag queens and gives sex advice. Played college hockey at Quinnipiac still, but had blown out a knee in juniors so it didn’t go further than college hockey — was never drafted
Devon met Cale in a gay bar in Boston, post-Cale getting drafted, pre-Cale to NHL, started a relationship, then moved to Colorado when Cale signed his big contract. Active in the gay scene in Colorado, but travels a bit for work, usually to New York or Los Angeles
Big secret who Cale is — the fans know Cale exists bc Devon always looks esp happy when he talks abt “his boyfriend” and occasionally lets slip hints that he is dating a jock, or someone famous, or w/e but Cale is never in the videos and if Devon ever posts photos of him on Insta, it’s very, boyfriend soft launch shit, no faces, just hands or outlines
Cale has no intention of ever coming out, maybe after he��s retired but not really even then. He wants to spend his life with Devon though!! And Devon, comfortable and confident in who he is, is willing to wait for Cale as long as it takes. They’ll prob move to Toronto or Los Angeles or New York after Cale retires so Devon can have more resources at his disposal for his content, but for now it works out pretty well bc Cale is rich lol. It allows Devon a bit of freedom that he wouldn’t have otherwise, even if he is in Denver.
And they are stupid in love, like Cale loves him so so so much, he doesn’t give a shit at all that Devon is a gay porn star and his dick is all over the internet and that Devon has sex with other dudes (and enjoys it!) He knows Devon loves him first and foremost and that Devon will always come home to him. Also, it’s like, super hot. And Devon is over the moon in love with Cale, like just lights up when he mentions his boyfriend, loves him so much, wishes he could show Cale off but respects his privacy, but is genuinely so in love with him, and grateful Cale understands and supports his work and doesn’t get jealous or want him to stop. Sometimes Cale even meets other jocks and is like, hey talk to my bf :)
It all comes out when Devon is like, absolutely exhausted after sex one day, livestreaming in the bedroom they reserve for his OF stuff but HE FORGOT TO TELL CALE HE WAS STREAMING OH NO and Cale walks in like, you wrecked yourself that badly when I could have done you just as good? And Devon’s shit fuck oh no and Cale’s like OH FUCK and the stream ends abruptly and is deleted immediately
Unfortunately jock4jock, there are just enough people watching who recognize Cale and while only one person got a screenshot, it’s obvious enough who Cale is, even tho he’s flirty and smiling and it’s like this immediate social media shitstorm
Cale has to have the worst press conference in the entire world, but he deals with it very stoicly. No he’s never been in Devon’s videos. Yes he supports Devon’s job. No it does not distract from his gameplay — they’ve been dating for four years at this point, if that tells you anything abt how much of a distraction it was. Joe Sakic is there and he’s like we support Cale 100%. Yes I have met Devon, he’s a charming young man and no he’s never been a distraction for Cale. We have spoken to Cale and he will not be appearing in Devon’s videos and yes, we believe him when he says that he’s never been in them. Don’t fuck with me or my team or I’ll take away your press credentials
Cale goes home and him and Devon have the longest tenderest hug in the world. Devon is like, can I reveal you on insta and Cale’s like, you know what? Let’s fucking go. Devon does a boyfriend reveal of Cale looking soft across the kitchen table over a cup of tea on Instagram. It breaks the gay internet. Cale says, hey, um. You ever think about a commitment ceremony?
#i simply cannot and will not stop being deranged about cale and devon#like a brain disease you get from drinking fishtank water#hockey for ts#rpf for ts#cage replies#selkiefinalist
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"what do u call it when u think about sex a lot but really only with characters or as a fictionalized like, role-play thing, and the idea of actual sex with your real human body is about as appealing as sitting through a mildly interesting but ultimately boring lecture"
Mostly ppl call I think call that like, "sex apathetic/neutral - asexual" like, ace but opinion on sex is hashtag: boring tbh
I think there like, fancy new words for spesficly the fictional bit now, but honestly that's just the result of to much time during quarantine.
"Identity" historically is a very new concept. Dead ass not even 200 years old yet. There's power in labels, for like, community reasons and shit but don't feel pressed to find a label at all 💕
oh yknow what? I already know those labels i just straight up forgot 'em while making that post. this makes a lot of sense though, with how often i post "yeah sex is cool but have you heard about webcomics" ahahahghfsg
the fictional part having microlabels isnt anything new (or at least not quarantine-new), actually, i knew a woman on deviantart years ago who was like, in her 30's and really only ever interested in fictional characters. she was really cool. fun stuff, microlabels.
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I am not going to be normal about any of this
STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM
HOW HE DIDN'T HESITATE TO TRY AND SAVE HASHTAG
HOW HE SHOWED UP WITH THE OTHER DECEPTICONS TO HELP THE TERRANS
THE HUG
THE FUCKING NOISE I MADE WHEN HE SHOWED UP OH MY GOD
ALSO BREAKDOWN IS ALIVE
AS HE SHOULD BE
I love him. I love them. I've had Starscream for approximately two hours and if anything happens to him I will personally beat the shit out of Mandroid
I'm very happy Scholder (forgot his name already) isn't a bad guy, he's a relatively good guy. His sister was a cunt but that was HIS sister and he WILL avenge her.
RIP Croft. You looked cool for a little while. The fact that her fingers, and later her hands turned black tells me that energon is extremely toxic to humans; only thing I could think of was that that flesh was necrotic. She probably wouldn't have lasted long without hospitalization even if Mandroid hadn't offed her as a test subject.
I was getting Darkmount vibes from the tower and CYLAS vibes from Mandroid. I'm rotating evil ideas in which the two may potentially meet.
His little Sharkticon minions Blitzwave and Razorfin, and a piece of dialogue he had, made me think of something. I'm still relatively new to Transformers, and the only Sharkticons I'm super familiar with are the ones in G1. Given that the show seems very G1 and IDW inspired, I'm wondering if the little uprising Mandroid said he stopped involved Quintessons. It's my most likely theory, and opens the possibility for the show to get even darker than it already is.
We didn't get an answer to cocaine energon bear. I want to know what that was about. I'm also a little sad Tarantulas didn't show up with the other Decepticons to fight off Mandroid and the Autobots.
Speaking of the Autobots, in Disarmed I absolutely adore the fact that when they realize something has gone awry with Robbie and the sleeve, it's WHEELJACK who gets to and bangs on the door first. Man is really living up to Dad 2 standards.
Another few funny little moments were when Optimus put that transformation lock on Swindle and started talking with Dot and Robbie about the sleeve, Swindle got annoyed at them acting like he wasn't there, and when the Cons rode in to help fend off the Sharkticons Soundwave was hanging onto Swindle, hanging onto Hardtop. It looked so stupid, someone PLEASE screenshot that. I would but Paramount+ hates me and I don't know enough tech to bypass that.
I love this show so fucking much
I'm also known for liking bad shows and movies so please take my opinion with a grain of salt
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The Dancing Detective
“Holy shit.” Sugiura whispers, and Higashi looks up from his phone as Kaito absently asks what’s up. “Holy shit.” Sugiura repeats, leaning forward and putting the foot he’d had propped on his knee on the floor. “Holy shit.”
“Sugiura-shi, what’s wrong? Is it a case?” Tsukumo asks, turning his chair around to face them.
“Holy shit.” Sugiura says again and scrambles for the remote to the TV screen on the wall next to them.
“Fuck’s sake, Sugiura, just tell us already.” Higashi growls. Sugiura waves a hand and taps furiously on his phone for a moment, then points at the TV.
“So I started following the hashtag for Seiryo High on Chatter while we were doing that bullying case, y’know to see if any students were posting about any bullying incidents, but I forgot to unfollow it. Anyway, so I’m scrolling through just now, and look at what the fucking dance club posted ten minutes ago.” Sugiura says, and then taps his phone again, and they all look at the screen as music starts playing. “It’s captioned, ‘check out the MRC advisor’s fire moves.’”
“Oh my god.” Kaito gasps, leaning forward and staring wide eyed at the screen. “Is that… is that Tabo?”
“Wow, I didn’t know Yagami-shi could dance.” Tsukumo comments fondly, only a hint of teasing in his voice.
“He can’t. He’s never danced in his life.” Kaito says, completely astonished.
“Looks like he can to me.” Higashi huffs, leaning forward, eyes fixed to the screen. “I’m getting real sick of him being good at everything he does.”
“Guys…” Sugiura starts, looking around the room with wide eyes. “We’re not gonna let him live this down, are we?”
“Hell no, we ain’t!” Kaito booms, his shock finally giving way to delight, and Higashi shakes his head. He’d almost feel bad for him if he weren’t such a fucking show off.
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And upon looking at the messages again (i love to do this to make sure im not completely misremembering and being insane) remembered that other weird shit he said that also rubbed me the wrong way at the time even though i didnt say anything but i forgot about it which was like. me sending a gif of a girl character w the text "gay rights hashtag ally" and then her responding w some oh i think shes homophobic actually i bet shes sick of [mlm couple friends] no actually cn you get away from her and not impose the "annoyed third wheel lesbian" trope on her for absolutely no reason
#leave her ALONE. what did she Do to you..#another thing he only agrees with now because of her friends saying stuff against it despite doing it herself :P
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I forgot, that part of growing, there's still so much you hadn't herd or knew about.
So that means here's the blog I was trying to decicate to my favorite green day song.
I didn't use hashtags as I also had some personal shit, I was thinking about, warning someone does SH in one of the posts.
The song I'm sure you knew,
It's about billies dads death, where as this was my first alubm I got, and I remember watching the music video on c4 (nz MTV) and my pain of September was feeling my parents divorce.
(my first CD, ever was the simple plan single to perfect, unlike you slim shady, you turned out just fine)
I don't know much about being a father like my father before me, and his father and his father, but I'm going to try my best to be what they were not.
Don't worry about me, I'm okay just thinking about my birthday it's always a guilt trip I forgert my dad appreciates fathers day (the 5th)and (oh yay a tear running down my face I guess this is sadness) I say happy father's day when I probably don't mean it, but oh well.
Well I'm off to make some breakfast peanut butter toast at least it's Friday...
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Hi, Sam here. I understand that a certain someone made a couple of posts in my stead.
Let me tell you something about this "certain someone" while I have the chance: I wouldn't take everything she says with just a grain of salt. No, take it with the whole shaker instead. In fact, if you don't outright have hypernatremia after reading one of her posts, you're doing it wrong.
Anyway, it looks like in her stream-of-(un)consciousness ranting she forgot to mention some important things about that little blue app. Figures.
Well, like she said earlier, you can type in any username you learn about into the search field (preceding them with a "@", of course), but you can also type in any hashtag topics you discover too. Typing in this won't return anything, by the way, which is a fact I am immensely thankful for.
You can also type in "-quests" (or just "-q") to access my posts. That's not me being narcissistic, either; there's a lot of obnoxious noise on social media as it is in both dimensions (yeah I see you pointing at me), so I'm going to keep my posts there about how I've helped others.
...Okay, I guess that isn't helping the narcissism thing much. Regardless!
Threads representing a trackable quest will show a location marker icon in the upper right corner.
When viewing them, this button will become active.
Upon clicking it, you'll be taken to the map screen, and the location you need to travel to (or a path to it) will show up on the map as a question mark. Gray question marks usually indicate a person who is currently unavailable but will eventually appear at that location later.
Oh, and quest givers will show up as exclamation points. I should probably keep an eye out for these just in case one of them ends up being Kim because she fell into an open manhole or something. And lemme tell you, if that does end up being the case, I'd better get a shit-ton of EXP for completing it. Are you reading this, Kim?! I don't do sewer levels pro bono. Pay up.
Anyway, after completing a quest, the relevant thread will show a check mark in the upper right corner.
So, that's that. Nothing groundbreaking, but this stuff doesn't really need to be. With that out of the way, I'm going to savor what time I have left before something weird happens in my life again (I give it around fifteen minutes, tops). See ya!
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oh boy oh boy oh boy
apparently a certain kpop boy, asked by a tv show host (?) about “chubby people”, said “you need to stop eating”. there was something about loving yourself after that, a wonderful deflection, but nonetheless that’s what he chose to start with, it seems. and he ended it with “loving yourself” as well, but before that he apparently said “if you love yourself and you’re skinny, you’ll work out to be healthy. if you love yourself and are chubby, you’ll lose weight to be healthy”.
i’m saying apparently because the state of translations in kpop fandoms is miserable, so Who Knows. i’ve seen many a tweet insisting that’s a “mistranslation”, and many a thread offering “correct translation” that nonetheless say the same thing. there was also another thread talking about how a part of this speech was comedic exaggeration, and the latter part was “inspirational advice”. so if it’s all a bit, people are indeed panicking for nothing, because if he’s making an ironic commentary on what society would tell people, then what he says isn’t necessarily what he believes.
that being said: why the fuck are we asking kpop idols about their opinions on chubby people. or in general celebrities. i mean -- this is not to say that all of them share this mindset because there are celebs who say “yeah if you’re fat and love eating you don’t have to do diets! do what you love! your own happiness is important!”. but have we seen what the industry looks like. have we seen how netizens react to celebs who have even a sliver of fat on their bodies. haven’t we heard all about horrible diets, idols paying for their food with their own money as trainees, idols sneaking out to buy food or hiding their snacks in their pillows so that they’d have anything to eat? haven’t we seen idols apologize for their perfect faces because “ough i ate ramyeon and i’m sooo bloated right now”?
apologies but these people Do Not have the hashtag Qualifications to talk about this shit. these people are Not on your level of reality. and it’s really easy to figure out, because for fuck’s sake, if someone who knows it’s possible and GOOD to love yourself whatever size you are, who knows it’s stupid and pointless to starve yourself to death to uphold an absurd beauty standard and for what? for netizens to nod with approval and/or whine that they envy your thigh gap? if someone with these opinions was in this business, they wouldn’t last a month. because it would be against everything they believe in. because they’d be waking up every morning aware that what they’re doing is pointless, stupid and harmful to themselves.
why are we asking people who are skinny for a living for advice to chubby people!!!
at the same time i feel like we should probably realize that idols/celebs are their own people and they might have shitty/dumbass ideas or opinions. people need to learn to produce A Dream Version Of X in their heads and focus on THAT rather on the real person. you’re never meeting them anyway, you’re never going to have a meaningful relationship, so just make use of that and treat them like a fictional character in your head, or a character played by real person the actor. foolproof plan! are they doing n/f/ts? no they aren’t! are they dating someone? in your head no they’re not! are they a bastard who talks shit about their fans and throws out their gifts, oops forgot to turn off the livestream and now everyone’s heard? (true story.) well that’s hilarious but also through horniness and the power of headcanons everything is possible so jot that down.
it’s just... like i understand it SUCKS BALLS to know your blorbo from the real life would hate you, or think you should fix yourself because you’re Ugly, or that they’re making fun of your culture, but i think it’s really important to also... just... have a defense wall, so that your fave potentially turning out to be an asshole doesn’t destroy you emotionally. because what is that kpop boy supposed to do now? apologize and promise to reflect? but that would be the biggest hypocrisy of them all. We Live In A Society and kpop people live there in particular, and it just feels pathetic to issue an apology to everyone offended, promise you’ll rethink your Bad Opinions and then go back to your job that REQUIRES you to be under a certain weight, otherwise you’re Gross and Fat. that just doesn’t make sense. and so it’s a bit funny for me to see people talk about how “kpopboy is fatphobic” i mean yeah he’s an adult man with his own brain but at the same time he’s a product of his environment and job. the Entire Fucking Industry is fatphobic. demanding one man to apologize for what everyone’s thinking, for what everyone has to adhere to, is a bit silly imo. and it’s a bit heartbreaking to see all those shocked and hurt people because... yeah, that’s not quite how it works.
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