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beiq2y · 1 year

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GENSHIN IMPACT HIGHSCHOOL HEADCANONS ¡! ❞

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: ̗̀➛includes : childe, kaeya, diluc, zhongli, Fischl, razor, Bennet, Kazuha, venti and xiao!

: ̗̀➛warnings : none! Js as usual, horrible attempts of humour by me 😭

: ̗̀➛not proofread! May contain a lot of typos :’) ✮———————————✮————————————✮

childe;

the bad boy SLAYYY

he’s always getting into fights, but somehow his grades are still so perfect?? according to the people closer to him, he’s actually really nice and u lowkey didn’t believe them.

that is until well.. he saved u frm some creeps in his grade.

and u found out that hey, he actually isn’t half bad!

u’ve met his siblings and he’s spoiled them absolutely rotten, but in a good way, they’re still the sweetest bundles of joy. (especially teucer!)

kaeya;

BFFS WITH CHILDE. END OF DEBATE.

while childe’s the type to always get into fights and be simped over, kaeya is the cliche flirt and womaniser. He’s not.a playboy however, man has never cheated on anyone and always tries his best not to lead people on, insisting he’s simply “praising the gift of the archons that is women”

he normally doesn’t participate in fights but, u’ve seen how violent he can get with your own 2 eyes. something about his father and brother, diluc and the fatui.. and what even is the fatui? u’re not sure u want to know. but either way, u’ve decided to stay on his good side for now.

the 2 of them have made it a point to visit you randomly during sch hours and it’s alw so chaotic lawd 😭

diluc;

another hot senior, but he always seems so.. tired. literally whenever u see him, he looks like he’s running on 2h of sleep and a cup of black coffee.

but.. that doesn’t change the fact that he is LITERALLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST MFS U’VE EVER SEEN.

he’s also pretty smart, and apparently owns some big wine company, so he’s got the cash as well.

U’ve heard rumours about something about him and kaeya going on and if you hadn’t witnessed their little outburst, you doubt you would believe those 2 were ever brothers.

zhongli;

DEFO BFFS WITH DILUC. they are the stressed study buddies. whenever u see them, they’re always having some kind of highly intellectual conversations, that you struggle to keep up.

he gives off like top student vibes, definitely top in his level and the model student.

he also gives off tired dad vibes tbh, like the amt of times u’ve seen him chasing after hu tao, xiao, ganyu and all the other is too many to count

fischl razor and bennet;

UR FAVOURITE JUNIORS IN POETRY AHHH

so how did they end up here again?

bennet was hell bent on joining some “adventure team” but well, that clearly did not exist and since razor’s only plan was to follow bennet around, their friend fischl(with a vv vivid imagination, you must say) just decided to write down poetry for the 2 of them, since that’s the club that she would be joining.

fischl is amazing at poetry, although the words she chooses can be.. complicated at times.

as for bennet and razor, they’re a little confused, but they’re got the spirit!

u always try ur best to help them with ur senior kazuha, and u’ve honestly developed a bit of a soft spot for them

“meat is good, meat is yummy,” razor starts

“OH OH I GOT IT!“ bennet interrupts

“meat is the most spectacular delicacy ever presented-“

“meat is good, meat is yummy, meat always fills my tummy!” benny and razor say at the same time while u and kazu are js watching with LITERAL TEARS IN YOUR EYES.

kazuha;

HOT POETRY SENIOR. I REPEAT. HOT POETRY SENIOR.

so like,, yea. that’s it. he’s ur super cute, kind and sweet senior in poetry and his haikus ARE HEAVENLY.

he’s always helping u out with ur poems and every single piece of work he guides you on turns out as a masterpiece.

heck, it’s so good, it could even be counted as free literature tuition! you wouldn’t be surprised if the reason for that A was solely due to him.

he’s chairperson of the club, and all the teachers love him

venti;

another member of your beloved poetry club! or should i say.. ghost member? he’s never really present during club hours anyways. however, according to kazuha, his audition was one of the best by far?? he’s in your class and is always seen slacking, but his grades are so?? good?? during cca one time u were going to the toilet and caught him singing a song with his lyre, a pretty unique one at rhat and, let’s js say, you got the hype.

i have another headcanon that he would be in choir, but again, ghost member. bro disappears during every single practice but in the middle of every official performance/showcase, he has a slight tendency to well.. drop down from the ceiling hanging from a rope and start singing the chorus at the top of his lungs.

in fact, this is such a common occurrence that the choir teachers have literally starting planning when he’s going to drop down, and incorporating it in their performance plan !

however, venti (this little shit), unfortunately, found out about this and now drops in at the most randomest of times, sometimes even more than once, and sometimes, with the wrong lyrics too,,

xiao;

the quiet emo kid at the back of the class! he’s that one emo yk, window seat, earpiece(wired ones.) he’s surprisingly smart, tho u doubt he even pays attention during class.

venti is always seen around him, but you’re kinda starting to doubt if they’re even friends, since it’s usually a one-sided thing, with venti talking while xiao js looks out of the window looking well, emo.

he’s always clinging onto zhongli too, and when u asked him abt it once, he said that he admires zhongli a lot and wishes to be like him!

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a/n : LAWD I WROTE THIS SO LONG AGO AND THE JOKES R SO BAD 😭 also I was thinking of turning this into like a sort of otome (?) as in i write romantic headcanons for each character! (Excluding the minors ofc) what do y’all think abt that? Also feel free to req some characters for part 2 in my ask box!

also I hate the pictures for this but like I couldn’t turn them blue idk I feel like it ruins my theme but wtv

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lutawolf · 2 years

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Love In the Air Ep 4 Review & Running Commentary

Gif credit goes to @bfjeff Here we go again! Are we ready to see more Kink? Well I'm here to bring you the break down. If you haven't read my previous reviews that go over the D/s aspect as well as the No kink, please check that out here.

Ahh, I'm nervous. What a fucking wimp I'm being. Have I mentioned on the masochistic side of things, I like physical pain not emotional pain? I like to emotionally dish out the pain, that's my Sadist but I can't take it. Nope. Nope. Okay, fuck me, lets go.

Brotherly love, showing some concern and then talking about the big boss. Okay, so Payu is saying that he won't bring Rain to the race. Then we jump to where Rain suddenly has food and is eating. Payu just sitting doing the Dom Simp thing. "Just so you know, I don't date underage kids." Boy, you've been dating him so you know he isn't underage. What you try to do here. Rain tells him he is already 19, to which Payu says that means he can kiss him. Rain reminds him that they already had and Payu said it doesn't count because he only tasted blood. Bitch shut up! You know you liked it. Do not tell me of all the kinks you've got that blood isn't one of them. Sir, I'm about to remove your Sadist card.

Gif credit goes to @gunsatthaphan Look at you Rain. You've come a long way from a clueless sub. He wants his kisses. His eyes are closed and he is ready for it. And that mother fucking SADIST tells him he shouldn't come here anymore. Rain isn't okay, I'm not okay, and don't talk to me if you're okay because you can go kick rocks with Payu. Rain tells Payu to not joke like that and goes on to tell him all the things he won't do any more. Nope, Nope, I can't handle this episode. Where is the fast forward button? "Please don't forbid me from coming here." Ugh! I like to see my submissives beg but it's at me, where I have control. This sucks and not in a good way either. "Listen Rain, I'm not annoyed with you. Didn't I tell you that I wanted you to balance your time? You're only on your first year but what's it gonna be like after this? Before you design a house, you have to design your life first. And if you are really serious about pursuing me... You need to understand that I don't want a spur of the moment relationship." I mean at least he is telling him that he wants a serious relationship with him but still. I don't care if I saw this coming. I don't give a shit that as a Dom I would and have done the same thing. That was me in control. Pouts "If you can't be responsible for your own life. How can I expect a more serious relationship?" That comforting touch of the hand. I'm not a sub so fuck you Payu. Hard eye rolls "This is how I am. If you can't accept it then don't come here again." Okay so to be fair at this point he is laying some guidelines. Though he isn't saying, I'm a Dom and I will hold the control. He is saying he is a Dom and he holds the control and you need to make a choice on if you can accept this.

"What if I can prove that I can be responsible! Can I come here again?" "Not until you prove it to me first. For now, finish your dinner and sleep over tonight. I'll send you home tomorrow." Now I've mentioned this in an ASK. Payu tested Rain, did you see that lean in to kiss and Rain going for it. At that point he knows that Rain is all in and that he isn't going anywhere. He has a plan and he is guiding Rain into not only doing what he wants but recognizing what he wants. He needs to agree to this. Now just because I understand it doesn't mean I have to like it. huff

Warm Me With Your Heart

Look at P' Som trying to be helpful. Poor sad sub. Oh lawd, she's one of those. Interested only when you show you aren't. Bestie gonna stick around and do the Bestie thing. See this is how my Besties are, sarcastic assholes but always there when I really need them. Sky never questioned that Rain was interested in a guy, he isn't surprised that Rain doesn't like Ple anymore. He knows his friend, he saw it coming and he's ready to help. Love you Sky! "Do you like P' Payu? Think about it and then tell me. Because no one knows your heart better than you do. Ugh! Goosebumps, I've never said something like this to you before." I can't wait till you have to take your own advice Sky!!! Sky, you so smiley. Damn, look what some good dick did for you. Get a little something something and it's sunshine and rainbows. Tell me that isn't you @victooooorious.

"I just don't want to let you down." That is a sub mentality through and through. In general they don't like to let people down. I mean you saw Rain with his teacher but their Dom.... Oh baby. Look a brat will push limits in the name of fun or wanting attention but they don't want to disappoint or let their Dom down. I mean it's a true mental state of being, they would rather walk over hot coals. I've had people ask my husband "Man what is your problem, will she beat you if you don't do what she told you?" Him "I would be okay if she did that. It's worse."

Sig is a straight up hoot. So it looks like we're doing a couple of days break. That's not surprising. Is it bad that I'm getting enjoyment out of Payu's suffering? Shhh... I know I'm weird. I hang out with a lot of brats vs Doms. Cause fuck the pissing contests. It's made me bias. It doesn't help that Rain totally reminds me of @suga4mycoffee cause you were such a baby sub when we met. Absolutely fucking adorable. Anyways, back to the show. Payu being like, I ain't telling you shit. This my business. Is he a Scorpio? I bet he's a Scorpio.

Aww. Poor sad baby sub. Rain get your ass over here and fix it. Sky got "I told you so" written all over his face. Shut up and do the heart to heart. I need to get to the good part. "I still don't know if I like him." Rain! You is a white crayon, you is! "All I know is, I don't want to give up." You are the most infuriating pain in the ass. 👀👀👀 Why do I still find him adorable?!?! Apparently so does Sky. We're a masochists your honor. He reminds Rain that he never gives up and that this is something that he really likes about him. "I'm gonna prove to him I can do it!" There we go, you just needed a pep talk. "No big deal. Just buy me ice-cream." hahahaha.

Woot! Here we go! Look at you not letting Payu bother you. Go Rain Go! Also, I would like to point out how much effort it takes me to make the sub's name capitalized because typically only the Dom's name is capitalized. This is to indicate the imbalance. Aww, poor Overachieving Engineer has to give the bad news. You shall not enter. Ahh, do it Rain. Yes, you did tell him not to come here but Bitch he isn't listening. Cause you got to accept him to be his Dom. Ha Bitch Ha. Seriously though, rain is still recognizing him as his Dom. He might not be doing what Payu wants but even subs can disagree and give a counter argument. He is still keeping a soft respectful tone though. He is cute! And he sucker punched! I love it! "I just want to see your face." See, he takes up very little space. Bye now. You were expecting this. Just give in. You get to see him..

Oh, good boy. Mr. Lube tells him that the brother okayed him going in the office, but Rain immediately shakes his head. "But P' Payu told me not to." See, he knows who commands he follows. Rain only gives in when he finds out that Payu is using his brother as cover. Ahh the cutesy brat voice "Thank you, P' Payu. You're so handsome and kind." so adorable.

"If I thought he'd run away, I wouldn't have been this invested." And this is how a Dom thinks. We have walls a mile high and you might think your over them but you aren't. Only those that have proven themselves will get that honor but once we are invested. We are just as much ride or die bitches as our counterpart. "A fighter like him really suits you." The brother has it right though. "Whose smitten with who. The love struck one isn't the boy, but you big brother."

Sky asks why Rain is working at his home and Rain explains that he would rather be working than driving. Plus, afterwards he can stop at the garage. Sorry Ple, nope. Aw, look at the smitten Dom helping out. lol, yes, he is seducing you. That stomach is so seductive. Wait a minute and you might get a glimpse of ankle. I'M FUCKING DEAD. SOMEBODY KILL THE BROTHER! We were having a moment and you ruined it. sobs Praise is everything to a brat. They need it to thrive. So, while he is commanding Rains life and discipling him, he is also balancing it. Rain is happy right now, thrilled.

My subs are messing up. What the fuck is going on. Okay, know that we've got that fixed. Back to our regularly scheduled programing. Rain completes his work and rather than sleep he heads to Payu. Payu trying to be the good Dom and make sure that his sub has done what he needs to, to you know graduate to the next level. But baby bro has Dom bro's number and offers to teach Rain how to ride a motorcycle since Payu is busy. He also put a hand on Rain. HAHAHAH go, baby bro, go. Payu says he's got this and takes Rain away. That was hot. I enjoyed it.

Oh, Payu you better reward the good boy for that. He recognized that he didn't ask you in advance and show up unannounced. Recognized that you have work and tells you that he'll head out. He accepted and recognized your guidelines. You better fucking reward that shit! Okay, you're grabbing him and not letting him go. Good Dom. Look at you. Gonna get your work done and take him to dinner. Yup, yup. I'm melting, I'm melting, gaaaaaaaaaaah. Ahahahaha, they kissed, and it was such a fucking sweet kiss and then Payu told him thank you. I sound like a mother fucking dumbass right now.

Ahh, do you see it. That little bit of encouragement was everything to Rain and became something he could lean on. The D/s relationship is an imbalance of power but that doesn't mean it doesn't balance. The Dom needs a sub for different reasons that the sub needs the Dom but they both need what the other gives. Maybe Rain would have gotten his shit together without Payu but it's not likely with his personality. We have the type of personality where a sub really needs that guidance, and the Dom really needs to be able to guide someone. To have that control but by doing so we even out. Think of it as ADHD, which there is a correlation, but I digress. Your mind works differently and therefor you adapt yourself to fit how your mind works. It isn't like other people but me with music on, tv on, and typing up this review all at the same time, works for me.

Oh no... He forgot his charger. Bad Dom, Bad. Our treasures are dependent on us and that's something we take on when we agree to this. I never not answer my husband's phone call or any of my submissives. You signed up for this. I wanna reach through the tv and smack him.

Rain's waiting in the rain. Payu gets upset, all what if you get sick. 👀👀👀 by the way, am I missing something? Why does rain make people sick in Thailand? It's been raining since May here and I let my kids play in it. What am I missing? And there I go again, BIRD! Fucking little baby Jezebel. That was a beautiful speech Rain and really, I'm far too old to be admiring both of you wet. Look at that smirk. Who's a happy boy. Oh, well speaking of wet. Is anyone not wet at this point? Fans self "Naughty boy, constantly stirring my heart." See, Dom males know themselves and make decisions fast. Most of the male Doms I know, honestly know very quickly when they've met the right one.

Here we go, you are seeing the No Kink in full swing. He does not want Payu to get out of the bathtub. He wants Payu to persuade him. But Payu isn't really throwing on the charm which is what a brat tamer does. They don't call us charming Doms for nothing. Ahhh, because he recognizes he was a BAD DOM. Baby sub might not recognize you owe him an apology, but you do. More No Kink and there is the charm. Yessssssssssssss. That's doing it right.

Can't tell me home boy isn't turned on. You could cut ice with those nipples. Trust me, I'm not complaining. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Ohhh, the leg over the should is hot. Like eyes rolled back in the head hot.

P'Payu commands Rain. "Rain belongs to P'Payu now, let me hear you say it." To which Rain quickly responds to his Dom. "Rain belongs to P'Payu." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, that was beautiful. Excuse me why I go squeee. Seriously. Did you guys make it all the way to the end with me? I feel like you deserve a treat for that, but I don't know what I could give you. As always, thank you so much. I appreciate it more than you know. 💜💜💜

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cyberp-1-nk · 1 year

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Hi there! So I have a few ideas, here's on for Oc-verse.

So Lucien gets dragged back By ocv Fang and Viper and just rants to The Shadows (Enids proxies) about how adorable and cute the humans from the Cp universe are. Everyone is sitting there like..."Wtf I sound so fucking weak." like Kellin is talking about how big of a pussy he seems and Lucien talks about human Anni and describes how small and "cute" she is and Varrick is like..oh? Ocv Anni obviously is not happy about being so "weak" in the other universe and she just scoffs and ignores Lucien. Demon Varrick though...he listens and gets curious. So he goes to Cp verse and finds Anni. She's in the woods and he kinda watches her until she spots him and just sees glowing eyes. In an attempt to run, she slips on a rock and hits her head on a tree root, and gets knocked out.

Waking up she sees this demon dude who is just staring at her, she is slightly concussed and very confused and he says who he is and she's like...."uhhhh....what?" but he just stares at her eyes, her freckles, how small she is, and even takes notice of her hands lmao. All in all its adorable and cute until Ocv Anni pops out of nowhere, pissed and annoyed and she tries to get Varrick to come back but he refuses and grasps onto human Anni. Ocv Anni, being pissed off, she just leaves and goes and finds someone else to intimidate and then flirt with lmao-

(tysm, this is a lot so no pressure and feel free to change or add anything!)

[ humans. || simp party. ]

Warnings: None.

Tags: @insane-horror-movie-addict

A/N: Lucien beng a little shit is so funny. He doesn't care if he's getting hateful glares, bro just keep TALKING. Lawd. Also, this isn't proofread, so if it doesn't make sense, I'm sorry- I was just writing and was hyperfocused. Writing without thinking?

Word count: 3,781

Fang stood with her arms crossed, her eyes flashing with anger as Viper tried to defend himself. They were standing in a dimly lit alleyway, the only source of light coming from a flickering street lamp above them. Fang's long black hair whipped around in the wind as she glared at Viper— creatures of sorts crawled and scrambled amongst Nightmare's realm. The luminous sky above adorned not one— but three moons, all shining down on the three figures in the dark.

"Are you kidding me, Viper?" Fang spat, the little fox on her shoulder growling along with her, as if to emphasize her anger, "We were supposed to capture Lucien two hours ago! And now, because of your incompetence, we're going to be in so much trouble with Nightmare. What are we supposed to tell her?! That you got your feelings hurt, and fled to another realm?! I can't believe you decided to pull this stupid bullshit on the most unforgiving Goddess we've EVER worked for!"

Viper rolled his eyes and shrugged. "Well, maybe if you didn't reject me, this wouldn't have happened!" She retorted, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

Fang's eyes widened in disbelief. "This is not the time for this, Viper!" she shouted. "You're being unreasonable!"

Viper stepped closer to Fang, her face twisted in anger. "Unreasonable?" She growled. "You're the one who's always been so cold to me! Maybe if you had just given me a chance, we could have worked together better and caught our target on time. Maybe— I wouldn't have to resort to finding a Fang who would actually appreciate me!"

Fang shook her head in frustration, "This is not about us, Viper!" she yelled. "This is about our mission and our duty to Nightmare. You need to focus on the task at hand and stop bringing up irrelevant issues."

Viper took a step back, her anger deflating slightly. "I know," she mumbled. "I'm sorry. I just...I'm frustrated. I feel like I can't do anything right when it comes to you."

Fang softened slightly, her anger giving way to sympathy. "It's not about you, Viper," she said gently. "It's about our duty to Nightmare. We need to focus on that and get to our target before it's too late. Before we get a public execution— one slip up, and she's going to feel us to the rats."

Lucien was being dragged while tied up, his arms bound tightly behind his back as Fang stood before him, a look of determination on her face. She had finally caught him, after hours of chasing and battling him, and now she had him right where she wanted him. But Lucien was not deterred. Even in this precarious situation, he couldn't help but flirt with Fang. "You know, you're even more beautiful up close, and that other version of you? So adorable. " he said, his voice low and seductive.

Fang rolled her eyes, trying to ignore the way Viper audibly growled at this man— she had absolutely no time for their antics right now. "Save it, Lucien," she said sternly. "You're going to pay for what you've done."

Lucien smirked. He marveled at Fang's determination and the way her darkened eyes seemed to flicker like an unsettling fire. The radiant strength that seeped off her body was contagious, and being next to her, Lucien felt like he could stand up to anything that was in his way, "Oh, I'm sure I will," he said, his eyes roaming over Fang's body. "But maybe we can come to some kind of arrangement? I'm sure we could both benefit from a little...negotiation—"

"I will slaughter you, and feed you to my hyenas if you continue to flirt with her." Viper let out an unsettling growl emerge from her throat, her eyes glistening a mischievous glint as she reached for her scythe to deliver the last blow to Akuma's pathetic and irritatingly strong son— Lucien only laughed at her— her threats meant nothing to him.

The moon shone down on the deserted street, casting an eerie glow on the empty buildings and silent alleyways. It was a night of stillness and solitude, a time when most people had retreated to the safety of their homes. But then, out of nowhere, a group of figures appeared in the distance. They were cloaked in darkness, their movements swift and silent as they made their way towards Fang, Viper and Lucien. They called themselves "The Shadows," and their presence was enough to make Fang's skin crawl with absolute annoyance— what the hell were they doing in Nightmare's realm? Last time she remembered, they weren't allowed here.

As they approached, their condescending laughter rang out like the howls of wolves, echoing through the empty streets. Fang and Viper stood their ground, but they knew they were outnumbered and outmatched. The moonlight glinted off the blades and weapons that The Shadows held, casting a chilling glare across their faces.

"I'd never thought you would actually return, Fang. After all, you're still just a little human— you can barely fend for yourself." Anni laughed, their eyes glowed with an otherworldly intensity, as if she was a creature of the night themselves. Fang felt a surge of anger and frustration. These Shadows had been a thorn in her side for months, always popping up when she least expected it, always causing trouble. She was tired of their games, tired of their taunts and their laughter.

But as they closed in around her, their menacing presence looming over her like a dark cloud, Fang knew she had to stay focused. She couldn't let her fear get the best of her, not when the lives of her friend and the safety of the city were at stake.

With a deep breath, Fang stepped forward, her eyes blazing with determination. "What do you want?" she demanded, her voice steady and strong.

"Hey! What's up guys? Was wondering when you would show up!" Lucien was clearly unable to sense the tension in the air— this air-head seemed to chat with just anybody, even if they considered him an enemy. "I need to tell you about the crazy fucking things I saw! You will never believe this— but you guys were all humans in this universe I went to!"

"Humans? What the hell are you talking about, Lucien?" As the night sky hung heavy above, a silvery luminescence cascaded down from the full moon, casting an ethereal glow upon the world below. It was in this otherworldly light that Vince finally showed his face in the street light. The moonlight seemed to dance upon his skin, illuminating every facet of his being.

"I wouldn't even talk to him if I were you, this guy is a complete fucking nutcase." Kellin rolled his eyes, also stepping into the comfort of the moonlight— his blades glinting. Despite his precarious situation, Lucien remained calm and collected. His mind was a steel trap, sharp and agile, and he used it to carefully consider his words as he spoke to The Shadow proxies that surrounded him.

"Oh yeah? Well, you can always see it for yourself, I have the exact portal coordinates," They loomed large, with faces that twisted and contorted in the flickering light, yet Lucien did not falter. He spoke with an air of confidence and authority, as if he were a scholar lecturing to a room full of eager students. "First of all— you should have seen Varrick, oh dude— he was human! A cocky human at that— he was much smaller of course, but man, that guy had some balls, I'll tell you that. He threatened to kick my ass so many times— even if he knows I could kill him, can you believe that?!" Lucien laughed loudly, his sounds of laughter echoing off the streets— causing Varrick to narrow his eyes slightly.

"A little human wasn't scared of the son of Akuma? He seems so brave, and confident— I like that in a man." Anni let a little smirk tug at her lips, putting her hand onto her hip as she listened to this tale that Lucien told. Varrick— who was right beside her— felt oddly offended.

"I'm confident too.." Varrick muttered quietly, while Anni slipped a hand onto his face, teasingly brushing her gloved hands against his sensitive and untouched skin.

"Oh please, we all know you're lying to yourself, Varrick. You just have to accept that there is a more handsome version of you out there." Anni teased, nudging the much larger man with her hip as he slumped with a little sigh. The Shadows listened intently, their forms shifting and swaying in response to Lucien's words.

"And Kellin! When I tried to speak to your human version, I kid you not, he started screaming because there was a spider on my shoulder! Never in my life, would I have thought I would hear any version of you scream. I couldn’t stop laughing, I wish I recorded it.." As Lucien spoke, the moonlight seemed to intensify, casting them to glare down athim. Yet he remained unafraid, his voice ringing out clear and true in the night. He knew that he had stumbled upon something extraordinary, and he was determined to share it with them.

"What the fuck? I sound so fucking weak. I didn't kill hundreds, just to be patronized like this." Kellin felt his cheeks flush with embarrassment as the group erupted into laughter. His eyes darted around, searching for a way out of the situation, but he found no escape. He had made a foolish mistake, and now he was paying the price. The laughter continued, growing louder and more raucous with each passing moment.

"Vince, don't even let me get started on you— when I saw you, you were wearing an apron and you were holding a tray of cupcakes!" Lucien continued to laugh, tears started to even spring to his eyes as he howled with laughter, "Your human version even offered me one!" Vince could feel the weight of his group's amusement pressing down upon him, suffocating him with its intensity— he crossed his arms angrily and waited for the laughter to die down.

"Oh my god— and Anni? She was so small, and cute. I swear, she had the cutest little freckles on her face and get this—" They seemed to be drawn to the tales he wove, their interest piqued by the stories he told of the other world he had seen. His descriptions were vivid and intricate, each word carefully chosen to paint a picture in the minds of his captive audience. "This Anni was actually….nice!"

"No fucking way." Kellin crossed his arms, "You're so full of shit, Lucien."

"Am I?" Lucien challenged, his Chesire-like grin carved onto his face, "Go see it for yourself— you won't regret it."

Anni's voice was hushed, almost reverent, as she began to insult this supposed version of herself, "I seem so fucking pathetic. I can't believe a version of myself even exists— I'm so glad humans barely exist in this world, they fucking disgust me." She said, her eyes alight with annoyance. "I'm done hearing about this weird shit. I have more important things to do."

Varrick's face flushed as he felt a warmth spread across his cheeks, the telltale sign of a blush. He couldn't believe how much of an effect Anni had on him with just the very thought of her being not only human, but a kind-hearted human— the thought of it had his heart racing, and he was going to take Lucien's advice— he was going to go see this Anni from another universe.

— . — . —

Anni wandered through the woods, her senses heightened by the eerie silence that surrounded her. The trees loomed above her, casting dark shadows that seemed to follow her every move. She couldn't help but feel like she was being watched. Unbeknownst to Anni, Varrick was indeed watching her from a distance, his eyes fixed on her every movement. He had been exploring the woods when he stumbled upon her, and something about her had captivated him. He couldn't resist the urge to follow her, to see where she was going.

As Anni walked deeper into the woods, Varrick stayed hidden, his eyes never leaving her form. He watched as she stopped to inspect a flower, her delicate fingers tracing its petals. He saw the way her hair caught the light, making it seem like it was on fire. But then, something changed. Anni's head snapped up, her eyes scanning the surrounding area. Varrick froze, hoping against hope that he hadn't been spotted. But it was too late. Anni's gaze settled on a pair of glowing eyes in the darkness, and she gasped in fear.

Before Varrick could even react, Anni turned and ran, her movements quick and panicked. She didn't see the rock in her path until it was too late, and she tripped, her head hitting a tree root with a sickening thud. Varrick rushed to her side, his heart pounding in his chest. He saw the blood trickling from the gash on her forehead and knew that he had to act quickly. He cradled her in his arms, his hands gentle as he tried to rouse her from unconsciousness.

"Anni, can you hear me!?" he whispered, his voice filled with worry.

For a moment, there was no response. But then, Anni's eyes fluttered open, her gaze unfocused— before she immediately fell back to sleep. Varrick let out a sigh of relief, feeling a weight lifted off his shoulders.

— . — . —

Anni groaned as she slowly opened her eyes. She tried to sit up, but a sharp pain shot through her head, causing her to wince and fall back onto the hard, cold ground. Blinking rapidly, she tried to assess her surroundings, but all she could see was darkness. She could barely remember what had happened, but she knew she was in trouble.

Suddenly, she heard a deep purring sound coming from beside her. She turned her head and saw a large demon standing over her, his glowing eyes fixed on her face. He was massive, with weapons that stretched out behind him and a set of razor-sharp claws that glinted in the darkness. Anni's heart raced as she realized she was in the presence of something otherworldly.

The demon spoke, his voice low and guttural. "Are you alright?" he asked, his eyes still trained on her.

Anni was so disoriented that she couldn't find the words to answer. She just stared up at the demon, trying to make sense of what was happening.

"I am Varrick," he said, his voice echoing through the space around them. "I know you, and you know me, but…in another world."

Anni tried to sit up again, but the pain in her head was too much. "What's going on?" she asked, her voice barely above a whisper.

"Don't be scared," Varrick replied, his eyes still locked onto hers. "I'm not here to hurt you— I would never dream of it." Anni's eyes widened as she realized that this large demon strangely resembled the Varrick she knew. She tried to sit up again, but the pain in her head was too much. She felt dizzy and disoriented, and she couldn't focus on anything. Varrick seemed to notice her discomfort, and he leaned down closer to her. His eyes scanned her face, taking in every detail, from the freckles on her nose to the small size of her hands.

Anni's head throbbed as she slowly opened her eyes once again. She groaned and tried to sit up, but a sharp pain shot through her skull, causing her to wince and fall back onto the hard, cold ground. She was disoriented and confused, unable to recall what had happened. As she tried to regain her bearings, she noticed the demon who continued to loom over her. She squinted, trying to focus her vision, and saw that it was the same demon and glowing yellow eyes. He was staring at her intently, as if he were trying to read her thoughts.

"You're so…cute. Lucien had mentioned that you were a human— but I'd never imagine you to be so…adorable." He mentioned, his voice deep and rumbling.

Anni blinked, still trying to process the situation. "Uhhh...what?" she managed to stammer.

The demon's eyes never left her face as he spoke again. "Sorry," he said. "Was that too much?"

Anni's heart raced as she realized she was in the presence of something otherworldly. She tried to sit up again, but the pain in her head was too intense.

"What happened?" she asked, struggling to remember how she had ended up there.

"You hit your head against a tree root— hard. But I brought you to a cabin I presume was yours, it had your scent." Varrick replied, his voice surprisingly gentle. "You're safe now." Anni felt a sense of relief wash over her as she realized she wasn't alone in this strange place. She looked up at Varrick, taking in his intimidating presence, but also sensing a kindness in his gaze.

"Thank you," she said, her voice barely above a whisper.

Varrick nodded, his eyes scanning her face with a look of curiosity. "You are different from the other Anni I know," he said.

Anni furrowed her brow, confused by his statement. "What do you mean?"

Anni felt a shiver run down her spine as Varrick reached out and traced his finger along her freckled nose. She was taken aback by the sudden intimacy of the gesture, but she couldn't deny the warmth that spread through her body at his touch.

"You are very cute," Varrick said, his voice low and husky.

Anni blushed, feeling a flutter in her chest at the compliment. She had never been called cute by anyone before, let alone a demon. Varrick continued to trace his fingers across her face, taking in every detail. He gently brushed his thumb over her lips, causing her to gasp in surprise. His touch was surprisingly tender, and Anni found herself leaning into it, wanting more.

As Varrick's hand moved down to her palm, Anni couldn't help but feel a jolt of electricity shoot through her body. His touch was sending tingles up her arm, and she found herself wanting more of his affection.

Varrick seemed to sense her desire, and he leaned in closer, his lips brushing against her ear. "You are so small and delicate," he whispered. "I could hold you in my arms forever."

Anni's heart raced as she felt Varrick's breath on her skin. She was both scared and excited by his closeness, unsure of what would happen next.

But instead of doing anything more, Varrick simply sat back and looked at her, his eyes filled with a mixture of tenderness and curiosity.

"You are different than the other Anni," he said, his voice soft. "You have a purity and innocence to you that she lacks. It is refreshing."

Anni felt a sense of pride at his words, grateful that he saw something good in her. She had always felt like an outsider, never quite fitting in with the people around her. But here, in this strange realm with a demon, she felt like she belonged.

"Thank you," she said, her voice barely above a whisper.

Varrick simply smiled at her, his eyes twinkling with warmth. "You are welcome," he said. "I am here to protect you, Anni. You are safe with me."

Anni felt a sense of contentment wash over her as Varrick continued to trace his fingers along her skin. She was captivated by his gentle touch, feeling as though she could stay in this moment forever. But that moment was shattered when a sudden noise echoed through the darkness. Anni jumped, her heart racing as she looked around for the source of the sound.

And then, out of nowhere, OCV-Anni appeared, her eyes blazing with anger. "What are you doing with her? We were supposed to be out on a mission— and youre cuddling with a pathetic human version of me?" she demanded, her voice sharp and menacing. Anni's jaw had practically dropped— was she on drugs, or did a more badass version of her just casually break through the door— what the hell was happening?

Varrick stood up, pulling Anni up with him. He held onto her tightly, as if protecting her from Viper's wrath. "We were just talking— shes so…cute." he said, his voice calm and even.

OCV-Anni scoffed, her eyes flicking between Varrick and Anni. "She's just a human," she said. "What could you possibly see in her?"

Varrick bristled at her words, a little smile tugging at his lips— hugging her closely. "She is not just a human," he said. "She is you! But nicer— and kind— I want to take her home with me…she's just so precious. I've never met someone like her.." Varrick was obviously being dramatic— he had only known this Anni for about five minutes, and yet he couldn't keep his hands off of her.

Anni felt a sense of gratitude towards Varrick for standing up for her, but she also felt a sense of fear at the intensity of the situation. OCV–Anni seemed to sense her discomfort, and she turned her attention back to Varrick. "Fine," she said, her voice dripping with disdain. "Do what you want. But don't say I didn't warn you. I'm gonna go explore, maybe bring home some humans. Demons will kill each other over a single piece of human meat." And with that, she disappeared into the darkness, leaving Varrick and Anni alone once again.

Varrick turned to Anni, his eyes filled with concern. "Are you alright?" he asked, his voice soft.

Anni nodded, feeling a sense of relief that the danger had passed. "Thank you," she said. "For protecting me."

Varrick simply smiled at her, his eyes twinkling with affection. "Of course," he said. "You are special to me, Anni. I will always keep you safe."

Anni felt a sense of warmth spread through her chest at his words. She was grateful to have found someone in this strange realm who cared for her, who saw her as more than just a human.

But as she looked up at Varrick, she couldn't help but wonder what other dangers lay in store— I mean, what the actual hell was happening? This entire situation was just so confusing— was this demon even actually Varrick, or was it just some shapeshifter claiming to be him? She had a hard time understanding this situation, anybody would be confused— and it all started with that mysterious woman, apparently named Viper.

#simp party #simp party my beloved #oc verse simp party #anni my beloved #ocverse #ocverse anni my beloved

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sugars-fluffy-escapes · 2 years

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“You’re so cute when you laugh!” With ler!Emily Prentiss

"You're so cute when you laugh!"

Emily grinned and fluttered her fingers over the giggling profiler's ears, feeling how hot they'd gotten from being flustered. Y/N had their face buried in the book they were reading, sinking down in their desk chair and unable to muffle their laughter.

"Ehehehehemihihilyyyyyy! *snort* StahAHAAAP IHIHIIIT!"

The tickling sensation they felt right where the back of their neck and scalp connected had them snorting and doubling over. "Oh my God, now that, was the cutest little noise!"

"Nohohoho ihihihit WAHAHAHASN'T! EHEHEM! Hohohohotch ihis gohonna behehehe pihissed abouhout the nohoHOIIIISE!"

"On the contrary, I think I just saw him smiling." Spencer chimed in, a grin growing on his lips.

"Nohot FUHUHUHUNNY! EHEHEMILYYY! NAHAHAT THEHEHERE! HEHEY!"

The echo of Penelope's shoes on the floor caught their attention, and they looked up to see her scurrying in.

"Sweet honey bunches, what was that cute noise, where did it come from, and how can I hear it again?"

JJ nodded toward the bullpen, making the tech analyst just about squeal when she saw the sight of Emily clawing at Y/N's sides. Y/N whined with high pitched giggles, but they couldn't say they weren't having fun. When Emily grinned at them, however, their ears began burning once more and they timidly hid behind their hands, still giggling gleefully.

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LAWD HAVE MERCY BE STILL MY BEATING SAPPHIC HEART /p 🥰💖😍 (I love Emily so much) This prompt is so adorable and I'm just gonna be sitting here smitten over Prentiss all over again (I have zero complaints. I'm a proud Prentiss simp 💜) Thank you so so much for this prompt /gen /pos 🥺 Stay tuned! The last one in the inbox will be posted tomorrow!!!

#sugar-answers #tickle drabble #sfw tickle blog #sfw tickling community #ler!emily #ler!emily prentiss #lee!reader #ticklish!reader

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wolken-himmel · 3 years

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M'Lady Your Blog is Absolutely Woderful, and Your Fics? 1000/10 Of Absolute Perfection.

I just Read The Fic where Malleus' Grandmother Told MC about his embarrassing moments and I Am So Sorry Malleus, But Gawd Damn You Grandmother is..

* Insert Lip Bite Emoji

Especially in that paragraph where she guided mc's chin to observe them and Take a closer look, Because Lawd I Was sitting on my bed literally Muffling My Screams with a Pillow because 1. Milf or Grandma ilf 2. I have Crippling Mommy Issues and if An Attractive Older Woman exists I will Automatically Simp and Just 🛐🛐🛐

Poor Malleus, Not Only did He just Got Sibling Zoned His Child of Man is Now Simping For his Grandmother Instead, Can We get an F in the Chat for the poor lizard boi

"—your grandmother is so pretty and regal, Malleus!"

Malleus sighed, mindlessly nodding along to your rambling about the queen. He was happy that you seemed to admire her so much, but he hadn't exactly expected for you to become so infatuated with her. Truth be told, he was kind of jealous with how much you spoke about her; if only your eyes lit up so brightly whenever you talked about him, too.

Speaking of his grandmother, she soon ventured into the lounging room Malleus and you sat in. "(Y/n), Beastie," she called out softly, and you immediately jumped to your feet and trotted over to her like a loyal puppy. "Are you ready for our walk?"

"Yes!" you chimed, happily looping your arm around hers that she had extended towards you. Just as you were about to leave, you turned around to shoot Malleus a little smile. "Do you want to come along?"

The queen shot him a sly smile. "Yes, Malleus. Do you want to come along?"

Malleus shook his head and instead decided to sulk about the fact that his own grandmother had stolen his crush right out of his hands. "No thanks..." he said, pouting. "You two have fun without me."

The queen let out a little chuckle as she led you out of the room. "Oh, boys will be boys..." she commented when she noticed that worried frown on your face.

#askaskask

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simpingforthisonedeer · 3 years

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who are your top ten black clover characters and ships? talk about them! -tat!

Tat? I just woke up and I don’t know who you are so please forgive me tat if I already know you but if I actually don’t, then nice to meetcha! Thank you for this interesting ask! I didn’t know people were interested in my thoughts or what I had to say sakjdhksj

I don’t have too many ships because Black Clover is mainly action so it is focused on that. I don’t ship any of the underage characters because they are all children who are busy saving the world and the adult characters such as the Captains(except Yami and Charlotte) and the Wizard King are all too busy with work and saving their kingdom and the world. They have no time for romance as of now. But, BC is going to be as long or even longer than One Piece according to Tabata so there is hope for everyone ;)

I’ve ordered this list from the bottom to the top so I hope you don’t mind 👹

10. William Vangeance

Look, if I was in the BC universe, what he did would be unforgivable to me. Instead of not enabling his most dearest friend to commit genocide, he leaves it up to him and the person he respects the most to fight to the death so he wouldn’t have to decide. Like who in their right minds would stand aside if their closest friend wanted to commit genocide for something that happened 500 years ago?

I was initially really upset with William but after a while, I started liking his character. Usually when people are like “I like this so-and-so character because they are flawed,” I would be like please🙄 but William is the first character I have ever truly liked for being flawed. Like this man loved Patri so much that he was willing to let people die. Not that it’s a good thing but you get what I mean. But at the same time, just as much he loved, he knew it was wrong so it was an impossible choice for him and I absolutely love that about him. But keep in mind, if he was an actual person I knew, my opinion would be waaaaaay different.

9. Zara Ideale

This man is badass as all hell like cmon. First commoner to become a magic knight??? That’s freaking amazing😎😎😎 and the way he kept a smile on his face despite everyone underestimating him and beating him down? Very respectable😎 The way he was an amazing, single father and a role model to Zora? That’s hot 😎 And the way he inspired my man Julius? Freaking iconic😎

8. Mereoleona Vermillion

She is simply a hot woman with a rough side, an OP character and an amazing leader. What more can I say 🙈🙈🙈

7. Finral Roulacase

I love his character because he is trying so hard to get better for Finnese’s sake. I mean he isn’t doing too good of a job but he is first gaining confidence in himself and I could clearly see a realistic difference in him. I personally don’t ship him with Finesse unless I see them bond more tbh but this is going to be a looooong story so there may be space for development there.

6. Grey x Gauche

Look, I don’t like Gauche because of his sister complex. It’s played off as a joke way too many times and I find it icky but the teased ship between him and Grey seems realistic and nice to me. Like he could help Grey build up her confidence and Grey could teach him what it is to love another person. Ships that build each other up make me go uwu asjkdhakjsd

5. Klaus Lunettes

I absolutely adore Klaus because this man is the prime example of hope for the next generation. He is a noble who was initially derisive of Asta and Yuno because they were peasants but now he actually loves and respects them. This is how the next generation should be. Nobles shouldn’t only learn to tolerate commoners and peasants but actually respect and even love them as well.

I especially like for his Klaus’s love and concern for Asta and find it incredibly wholesome and endearing. He is an amazing friend and actually voices his concerns if any of them are about to do something stupid unlike someone askjdaks

4. Charlotte Roselei

Charlotte is a badass woman and with the way she is written, just because she is in love, didn’t mean that she was any less than her position as Magic Knight Captain. What I mean is that she wasn’t reduced to a woman in love with Yami and actually has her moments where she gets to shine and im not going to spoil anything but she’s doing amazing in the manga and I’m cheering for her 😎

3. Fuegoleon Vermillion

Ok, I know I don’t talk about him as much but I really love his character because he inspires other people like Asta and Noelle and is a great magic knight captain. His character and the way he holds himself also reminds me of Erwin from AoT asdhakdkfsjk. Him and his fire magic and salamander are badass as hell and he also makes for an amazing leader. I genuinely like seeing him being all authoritative and it’s a nice contrast from Julius’ passive attitude. If Julius wasn’t Wizard King, it would be him.

2. Yami Sukehiro

Who in their right minds don’t like Yami Sukehiro? Like he is such a freaking dad to the rest of the squad and he has such amazing fight scenes and his spell, “Dimension Slash?” Freaking amazing like when he got trapped in the Dream World, I knew he was going to use that spell and it was so freaking cool. Not only that, he pushes everyone around him to be better and to surpass their limits. I like his constant presence and he makes for some really funny moments with his dry humor XD

1. Julius Novachrono

IM LITERALLY JULIUS NOVACHRONO BRAINROT AHGDKJSHDJKSFJKSH ITS IN MY NAME I SIMP FOR THIS MAN AND THIS MAN ONLY SO FREAKING MUCH AHSKAJSNJKA

Ok, so besides the fact that this man is HOT AS FUCK He’s also very sweet and when he nerds about magic it’s the most adorable thing in the world. In the beginning, I thought he may be a villain because he was too good to be true. But that was up until when he obliterated the Midnight Sun at their hideout I just went🥵🥵🥵 look I thought he was a passive character BUT GAH DAYUM the way he looked at patri like boi whatchu doin🤨 he was so bored during that fight like LAWD HAVE MERCY

I’m so sorry anon but you should’ve expected this from my hoe ass

I also love OP characters and I also happened to like time a lot. Like I am a massive Doctor Who fan and I’m a whole physics nerd and I’ve always been fascinated by Time, Gravity and Space among other things so of course I love Julius🥰🥰

I like how there are small details for his time spells like the fact that his Chronostasis spell only brings time to a near stop because completely stopping time would stop the movement of particles and instantly freeze and kill the person. AJSDJLKASJD I’ll stop nerding now(never👹)

Oh god, when I get to True Time Magic in my fic😩 light, time and gravity in the backdrop of magic got me shaking

He’s very charming and has good morals which is a big point in his favor but he’s also such a dad?? He takes Yami and William and basically raises them in their crucial years(teenage is pretty crucial right? I think so🤔) I don’t have daddy issues but GAH DAYUM HE FINE

I know he’s a kid and all that now but knowing Tabata, it’s because if he actually died, things would all go to shit real fast and I believe he would age up in some way or maybe actually grow up gradually and not die again(fingers crossed TvT) and actually contribute to the plot more😩 give me the grown up Julius, Tabata 👹👹👹

I mean if Tabata made the right decisions with his story, he would show Julius become less and less of a centrist in the name of character development and let him lose👀👀

#Black Clover #long post #Anshi's thoughts on tings #william vangeance #zara ideale #mereoleona vermillion #black clover mereoleona #finral roulacase #black clover grey #gauche adlai #klaus lunettes #charlotte roselei #fuegoleon vermillion #yami sukehiro #julius novachrono #tat!anon #thx for whispering 🥰

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the-outsiders-blogg · 4 years

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hello queen may i please have those taesty marcia x a fem!reader who's kinda tough hcs i need the simp fuel thank youu and sorry if you've already done these!!

Omg I love this so muCh like Marcia& a greaser girl?!?!? Oh lawd

Being TUFF and dating marcia would include her taking your leather jackets and layering them with her preppy outfits (as shown above)

In the early stages of the relationship she’d be all giggly and blush at everything you say

(She’s crazy about your aesthetic)

Once she opens up to you more she’d stick to you like glue

She’s super cuddly even if you resist :)

You protect her fiercely!! Bc she is precious!!

She’s constantly doing corny things like spraying perfume on love letters (also writing love letters) and if you weren’t crazy about that kind of stuff before you like it now because it reminds you of her

If you need anything at all she has it in her purse

Marcia is the most caring :) she’s always looking out for you even when y’all are fighting

#the outsiders #the outsiders imagine #the outsiders fanfiction #the outsiders fanfic #marcia #the outsiders marcia #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders headcannons

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skyrim-forever · 1 year

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another day of being *very normal* about that mer man

#ondolemar #feeling very normal #so so so normal #love ondo so <3 #oh lawd she simping #elf simp

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madcatdaderpydrawer-blog · 3 years

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Miitopia 16

* Colton: Know how to get back?

Justin: You’re funny.

* Excellent, now he can commit more rampant monster murder

* Of fucking course you are

* He may be an asshole but he’s HER asshole

* Goddammit Diana

* I’d be scared if I was on the brink of death too

* I genuinely can barely tell the difference between the eye colors

* Forgot why she got so angry

* Awww Keith is sicky :( At least now he gets a break in the villa

* Felix, proud about being responsible but terrified of being in charge of a small human

* god you are both simps

* 1) I dunno what vampire powers do to help this situation 2) I have a feeling Felix and Diana are going to argue over Harland 3) Immy looks horrifying with red eyes

* Slightly accessive but aight

* Again??

* I love how basically whenever Isabelle or Justin attacks, Paxton and Bentley respectively pop in to help. It’s like they constantly are tag teaming these fools. Both want to help the other because of their closeness.

* Justin is the only one whose gotten a good ending from sitting on a cactus

* Pfff you go girl

* Oh so that’s what it does

* They would share healing items tbh. Meanwhile an exorcist child sits in the background

* :(

* I’m sorry but it’s so cute seeing her dance, I can’t help it and you’re just going to have to deal with her smooth moves

* Be very afraid

* Mom teaching Paige how to ride

* Mom helping her aggressive son

* Colton is the type to lie when his sister makes horrible food. Like Sans and Papyrus.

* trying to send people into the void is very energy consuming

* so is almost dying

* it feels like he is closer to the bed then normal. Maybe because of their fond relationship.

* HFEUFBEIFBEIBF

* Sharing with a manipulative skank

* Felix...

* Neigh to fix the evil in that bitch

* I mean... at least they’ll fall into the water together

* Ah yes, the “I may hate him but you have no right to hurt him!”

* his hearts in the right place, even if he looks like he’s high

* “Now I can continue to electrocute this desert lizard!”

* H O N S E

* Oh lawd he angy

* You don’t just deny tea time without consequences

* he learned his lesson

* I think she’s more confused because Diana said that it “reminds me of you” and Paige is now deep in thought wondering what the fuck this means

* It was bound to happen

* “I’m sorry, the sun turned off!!”

* Paige fixing all them issues

* Aww... get in the safe hole

* Peek-a-boo!

* Again, this is what happens when I give Justin free will.

* low-key proposal

* “Wow everything’s black! This must mean something really deep and symbolic!” “fuck I forgot to take the cap off”

* Why do all the neighs happen off screen??

* The good ol “yo you look like shit, take this”

* “I trust you, but this is still excessive”

* aww horsey snuggles!

* Gosh Immy is precious

* okay but who ISN’T clingy when it comes to Keith?

* five year old tantrums all around

* Is it even a sneak attack is more then half the team does it?

* hang on there Bentley

* the only acceptable time to slap a five year old

* finally caught one on screen!

* What’s with that face Diana

* PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

* a little sisters love <3

* love song is honestly really important, more then I thought at first

* I knew it was inevitable for Justin to get sicky

* You don’t know how many times I had to do this fight

* I was not expecting these two to be the ones to be fighting over Felix.

* “Fine, then die”

* That’s new.

* And so the chain reaction begins

* being slapped is surprisingly effectice for fear

* “It’s okay feral Keith guy!”

* irrational children support each other

* I don’t remember why she’s doing this honestly XD

* genuine shock

* I feel this will come to life or something. I think they got a cursed amulet.

* Shiiippp gosh thats so cute

* “I feel like you’re calling me a brat but it’s shiny so I like it” “Oh I am”

* You made a terrible mistake. If Isaac were here, he would cringe from the memory of the time he too made the same fatal mistake.

* DON’T MAKE THE BABY SAD

* slap the five year old

* “Wait why would anyone try to help me??”

* You shouldn’t be surprised

* Paige is trying to be nice to her while explaining while she’s being a fucking bitch

* Please be careful not to get run over, you are like mega midget

* Something about this feels wrong

* The five year olds battle

* Just in case you fuck up

* This is a pretty accurate emotional reaction from her honestly.

* “Your boyfriend died? slap Get over it! :D”

* No I’m not sorry

* Okay you actually deserve this gift

* He’d probably really like this

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