#imma simp

[skyrim-forever]

For all the Altmer simps out there @akaviri-dovah

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #meme #ondolemar #ancano #elenwen #rumarin #talerion #modded followers #Altmer simping lesss go #imma simp #oh lawd she simping

[sillyruinsfox]

Okay so I have been listening to fujii kaze for some months now, but today I just looked at him and I swear to god I have never found any man more adorable, cute and floofy.

I'm not really sure how to express my sentiments but I can stare at him for long hours and not even realize that they have passed. Like wtf. This is legit my second celebrity crush. Someone help me. I going to die looking at all the awesomeness and self love.

#pls hes soo beautiful #cute boi #uwu #wtf #fujii kaze #someone help #imma simp #ahhhhhhhhhhh #i get a effin dopamine rush looking at him

[fucktyrants]

Happy birthday to Keanu. ♥️

#imma simp #ooc

[skeezpyuff]

Oof bad quality image on my part, but can we please talk about how FINE this man looks rn?

#omigosh #shitpost #I'm bord #imma simp #simping real hard rn #handsome rat

[the-prophecy]

ANOTHER 4

#imma simp

[xxglorifiedtrashxx]

how i look retweeting stuff on tumblr knowing nobody is going to see it and that i use tumblr once in a fucking blue moon

#writers on tumblr #fanfic #fanfiction #fandom #cringe #tumblr #this is my disc btw credit to me ig? #imma simp #kms #hit me in the head with a chair

[mochinomnoms]

I'm curious about the dreams Idia was having about the reader.

(reference to this)

nsfw under read-more, minors DNI!

It's quite silly, really. Idia was never one to yearn for the touch, closeness, the affections of a person. He was fine, being alone. It was better this way. He could cope with his games and shows, online groups and friends filling the void. Besides, why would he want to drag another person into the Shroud curse? It already took one person from him, Idia couldn't stand doing it to another as long as it was up to him. Plus, he wasn't exactly prime boyfriend, let alone husband material (perhaps he did that intentionally).

So, Idia wasn't all too worried when he first started becoming friends with you. You were kinda weird, but a friend to introverts like him! Somehow always a wallflower, but always involved in the chaos of overblots and school. But, you were conscientious of his need for space and privacy; Ortho must have said something to you about his eating habits, cause you started bringing food other than chips, soda, and ramen cups for him to eat, like actual meals. You also liked to entertain Ortho, who liked when you drew silly designs on his plating, which is always a plus in Idia's book. You were sweet, like his favorite ramune soda. Despite having abysmal skills in gaming (which he was all too happy to make fun of you for) he liked having you as his support, watching him on the sidelines and being a cute cheerleader. In exchange, Idia lent you an old gaming computer and bullied tutored you in a few of his favorite games so you could be his squishy healer in raids.

But, he was a bit worried when he started feeling something more than platonic things for you. Then, he was exceptionally concerned when, at the first day of spring, Idia started coughing hydrangeas, which he managed to secretly keep under wraps from Ortho for a few weeks. No, he was downright mortified when, during those few weeks, night after night, he started having dreams of you.

They started off innocent at first: you on his lap, head on his shoulder, as he played the latest RPG. You murmured words of encouragement, sleepily nuzzling your head into his. Another, he was in the board game club, where you cheered him on as he won a match against Azul in some luck-based game. Idia remembers giving Azul a smug smirk as you threw your arms around him and pressed kisses into his cheek. He even faintly remembers one where you simply sat with him in class, fingers lacing through his in comfort as he dealt with the anxiety of being out and about.

It wasn't until he was a week in when the dreams, infested with hydrangea bouquets always at the corner of his eye, that he knew he was utterly screwed beyond belief.

It started off sweet, at first. This time, you were with him at Styx, though you looked a few years older and were wearing a similar uniform to his mother. He was wearing the uniform as well, though it more closely resembled his father's. He was now Styx head, and you, his precious little wife. The domestic stuff was fine, it made his heart rate spike up so much that Ortho questioned if he had a nightmare while sleeping, but it was fine he could deal. You did look cute… as you smiled up at him… leaned up to kiss his cheek… and whisper in his ear…

“Idiaaa~ What if I crawled under your desk and sucked you off? Do you think you could stay quiet? You can, can't you? For me~”

It was fuzzy, when he tried to remember it, but Idia remembers the heat pooling in his belly. Your hands trailing down his chest down to his hips. Your lips following after and pressing soft, slow kisses down and down until—

Idia's flames grew into a burning, hot pink as his face is in his hands the following morning. He'd actually gone to bed at a reasonable time (to him anyway, 3 am was reasonable), and woke up with that in his head? How was he supposed to function? How was he supposed to look at you, talk with you, when the last memory he had was a dream of you sucking him off???

It progressively got worse from there. It was a weird mix of erotically domestic scenarios. You, waking up to him in bed before work, riding him as you cooed sweet words. Another of the two of you heavy petting, his hands groping your ass as you curled your body into his, making out in his office before Idia had to run off to a meeting, leaving you pouting and telling him to, “Hurry back to your needy little wifey~” One of you cooking him breakfast in one of his shirts, before he bent you over the kitchen counter, after which you sat on his lap and hand fed him.

The last one that really freaked him out, which led to him further isolating himself until Ortho dragged him out to the nurse, was one where he woke up to you next to him in bed. You smiled the sweetest smile to him, whispering to Idia how much you loved him, moving over to press a trail of kisses from his lips, to his neck, down his chest and abdomen. Idia was anticipating the same follow-up from his first dream, especially as your hands reached to pull his briefs down before a soft whine, followed by a cry, interrupted you.

He had no clue what to think, as you make a surprised noise, smiling at him, as the following words left your mouth: “The baby's awake, guess we'll have to continue this later, huh?” Dream Idia giggled along with you as the two of you shared a kiss, watching as you rolled off the bed to the bassinet that he was just noticing. He watched as you cooed and murmured soft words to the small, blue-flamed haired baby, reaching their tiny hands for you. But it was the next sentence that bolted him from sleep into a dry sweat:

“Say good morning! Say, 'good morning' to your baba, my darling~”

Idia let out a screech as he flailed out of bed, tangled in his sheets. He was coughing up a storm of hydrangeas when Ortho flew in, panicked and already full of concern for Idia's health. It was then Ortho started insisting that Idia visit the infirmary, much to his chargin.

At least you'd never see him like this… right?

#mochi asks #!nsfw #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #idia shroud x reader #twst idia x reader #idia x reader #idia shroud smut #idias so pathetic #a simp if you will #gonna bully him is what imma do

[choosblaaggg-artblog]

yooo let’s go

We need more people- idc if they’re from tadc or from 2 years ago or just from whatever- PEOPLE NEED TO SEE RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY

#raggedy ann and andy #raggedy ann #raggedy andy #we need more #imma tag tadc too since ppl who like tadc also like this so #tadc #RAGGEDY ANN IS AMAZING #we must gather more #like two years ago when it got popular #hopefully without the Andy simps but at the same time why should I care?? #as long as the people are sweet #with no ill intentions #i’m rambling

[drowsyscatterbrain]

snas undertale.

and a bit of skelehand hypothesis.

#me art #sans undertale #sans the skeleton #your honor i love him #imma simp with 0 shame idc anymore yolo #sans x self insert #sans x y/n #i think?

[mackbethart]

I've made another one of those "insert yourself, or whomever you wish" Viktor fanarts. Hope you enjoy~

(The Hexcore serves as romantic lighting now.)

#im really throwing his one out there into the void holy shit #imma be waiting to see how yall react to this one #i worked on this for like half a day #time flies when youre simping #viktor arcane fanart #viktorarcane #viktor #viktor fanart #viktor arcane #viktor arcane x reader #viktor x reader #my art #viktor more like dicktor

[meganechan05]

Addressing the Topic

People need to stop bending over backwards trying to justify why they would call Rita a woman or only using she/her pronouns when there are plenty of reliable sources that states they are canonically gender neutral.

The Producer, aka the one who pitched the premise, The Writer, the one in charge of the story and characters, and The Actor, the one who plays the character. Three people who have outright said that Rita is Gender Neutral or their gender is undisclosed.

An entire episode explaining that you should never make assumptions about Rita other than what they tell the audience via through their interactions with other characters. (Idol Rita isn't even Rita at all, btw. Being an idol was just a dream they had as a kid and moved on from and it was an undercover mission). Heck, if you have some kind of understand of the Japanese language, it's extremely obvious that Rita is never referred to with gendered terms until Episode 38 by Minongan aka the Jesters' Idiot who Rita only spoke 2.5 lines to and fooled by working undercover.

And don't use the "but Rita uses 私 (watashi) when referring to themself" on me. Kaguragi and Racles use it and both identify as male. It's a neutral term and also a formal one compared to the 俺 (ore) that Red, White, and Royal Blue uses.

As for the pronoun thing, you can use whatever pronoun you want for Rita. He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, Xe/Xer. Whatever. BUT it would be safer to use They/Them as that is the most neutral of the options and Rita's neutral. We don't know what English pronouns Rita prefers so play it safe with They/Them. Not that hard. They don't care what you call them, but it's safer to use the most neutral of the terms.

And to address the topic: no, we do not know if Rita being gender neutral is actually tied to their job as Supreme Justice. I vote No simply because of Karras and Morfonia. Morfonia identifies as female as far as we know and the same probably applies to Karras. How Rita identified as a child was undetermined, but considering no one is shown to know what their bio gender is (not even Morf or Karras), I'd say they're gender neutral regardless of their job. Probably poor wording on the production team's part, but who knows?

TL;DR Rita's Gender Neutral and that's that.

Deal with it.

#c'mon. 50 episodes and people still bend over backwards in the name of transphobia. holy fck #is it possible it's bc they refuse to simp over a non-female character played by a female actress? probably #but imma still cave their empty heads in with a metal bat #no the girls talk interview does not count. it applies to the actors not the characters. the title is just fun #kyoryu fight doesn't count either bc they fcking paired Jeramie with Souji when it 100% could've been Rita and Souji #no idea if Sakamoto got the memo tho #bc i sure as hell know the concept designer for Gokkan didnt #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #kingoh doodles #comic doodle #Rita Kaniska is Gender Neutral #deal with it

[microwave-core]

my haley brain rot is terminal, sorry

#stardew valley #haley stardew valley #haley stardew valley pls answer my dms #\(^ヮ^)/ #allergy medicine makes me eepy... makes my hand wobbly #idk im tired #and my hands are shakin #if that wasnt obvious i guess? my brain dont be working sorry girls #haley could ficx me #mwah mwah #idk how to draw anymore #go easy on my handwriting writing with a mouse is not easy #(my handwriting just isnt great to begin with but um not the point) #anyways i just saw someone simping for baldi from baldi's basics so imma log off #night night sleep tight treat the bedbugs right

[yumethefrostypanda]

#okok imma stop now :3 #before i fall deep #and also since krieg is portrayed by an actual man #it's different with ghost since he's a bunch of pixels #but seeing some of the ooc and some with no limits.. nahh #i'll simp over rl krieg in silence :') #krieg #borderlands

[chrollohearttags]

musician eren is forever my favorite because I can just imagine this man doing something stupid to piss his girl off. like forgetting their anniversary or an important date because he was locked in a studio session and he don’t come out for nobody. So now he got to stand outside the house, singing in the fucking rain like 2008 Chris Brown, trying to apologize because you won’t talk to him or give him no coochie. Told his ass to go sleep in the studio since he love it so much. Microphone and everything, just embarrassing the hell out of you. “Baby I’m sorry! I promise I ain’t gone do it again.” The bad part is he sound good and you gotta pretend you not impressed. Snot bubbles coming down the face, his homeboys and crew as the backup singers and you just thanking god y’all ain’t got no neighbors to witness the nonsense. Full blown concert in your driveway all because his baby was mad at him.

and you just sitting in the window sill, bonnet and bathrobe on, ready to throw something at him. A mess and a half but he yours.

#eren drabble #eren imagines #musician au #that’s mine and imma stick beside him #eren x black fem!reader #influencer au #aot x black reader #eren headcanons #eren hcs #eren x black reader fluff #eren x black yn #simp eren is my favorite #silly goofy man

[benkeibear]

Everyone is always like "we can always fangirl together" and then if I mention any of my faves it's "who?" Or straight up "him?!" And asking me to talk about someone else 😐

#rhy speaks ♡ #tw vent #Ight imma head out #y'all really ruined me simping for characters #first y'all ruined rp and now I can't even like anyone that's not popular #sorry but I needed to get this off my chest #it takes a lot of courage for me to even talk to someone #and people then wonder why I never reach out to anyone anymore

[sentientsliotar]

Please let this be canon

Okay so we all know Lilith is Charlie’s mom and Lucifer’s wife-

TIL that some texts describe Lilith as Adam’s first wife before Eve…..please let this be canon in Hazbin, chaotic family drama is entertaining

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #okay but imagine it- #Morningstar family drama #bonus points if Lucifer is pettyness incarnate with Adam #meanwhile Lilith is just chilling #like Morticia Adams level chill #And it’s not common knowledge #So Charlie will say things that leave the whole hotel very confused/curious while she is oblivious to it #you think Alastor is the one to stir shit up but no- #he lets Angel Dust do that #just sits back and watches the show #A popular version of Lilith is a being who was created from the same soil by God #but refused to be subservient to Adam so she left him #simp Lucifer could be a very interesting alternative #alright I’ve said my piece imma go burn with Fizzarolli-