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#ondolemar
skyrim-forever · 1 year
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Bitches be like: I love him, he loves me and we would do anything for each other. He has a complicated relationship with his homeland and is sworn to duty, often riddled with religious guilt. He wonders if he is doing what's right but feels it's too late to change, his path has already been decided.
Him: *NPC with 6 lines of dialogue*
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straziart · 1 month
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😳🌹
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Nobody expect the Thalmor Inquisition
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skyrim-said-that · 3 months
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Btw ondolemar wants to fuck the Dragonborn baaadddd. “there are so few pleasures in life as fine as your company” he wants to fuck nasty
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saucysage · 2 months
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wear robes do magic serve cunt
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whitegoldtower · 4 months
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Skyrim NPCs Reactions (This time, if you hide in a cupboard and jump out at them)
Ancano: He’s camp about it and you can’t convince me otherwise. Clutches his pearls and shrieks before regaining his composure. If you breathe a word of this to anyone, there’s a fireball with your name written on it.
Ondolemar: was too focused on his work to notice your hiding spot. Jumps a mile but sighs and sits there with his head in his hands for a moment before he’s ready to face you.
Vingalmo: knew you were in the cupboard. Waits to watch you make a fool of yourself for his own entertainment.
Serana: knew you were in the cupboard. Jumped anyway and scowled at you. You’re cruel. How does it feel to be a horrible person?
Cicero: goes one of two ways. Either he screams and then laughs and dances around to get the uncomfy out of his system, or you end up with a knife against your throat. Or worse.
Lydia: she turns around with lightning reflexes and throws a haymaker directly into your face before apologising profusely (provided that she hasn’t knocked you out). She tells you off for it whilst pressing a beefsteak against your face, and you can only acknowledge that you totally deserved that.
Vex: A knife whizzes past your ear and lodges into the wood. “Next one goes in your eye.”
Elenwen: walks up to you and throws her drink over you. “Pour me another by the time I get back.” She turns on her heel and storms out to walk it off.
J’zargo: *GROWL HISS*… *decides that he can’t be bothered*
Festus Krex: he knows you’re in there. “Stop it.” If you jump out anyway, he throws whatever he’s holding at you. Probably a mortar and pestle.
Arnbjorn: knows you’re in a cupboard. Doesn’t know which one. Threatens the wrong cupboard door.
Vilkas: sees you hiding and tells you to wait for Farkas.
Farkas: screams at the top of his lungs. Falls over his own feet.
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silusvesuius · 6 months
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oh i'm playing dress up all right
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basically what if u put them in the 19th century and took all their magic away (my evil vision)
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Elenwen: Why would someone want to hurt Ancano?
Ondolemar: Cause they met him?
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spocklingtons · 11 months
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Did a six fanarts on instagram 🌼 Maybe I’ll do one here someday :)
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trickster-tabby · 4 months
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im having so much fun
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housemarcellus · 5 months
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last year and a half or so has obliterated my ability to draw, so have a shit resolution, zoomed-in, (most likely) perma-wip of Tall & Yellow
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skyrim-forever · 8 months
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New day new man to objectify
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straziart · 4 months
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he's so breadpilled
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hvarra · 2 years
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behold the thalmor ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
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thrones-of-buer · 10 months
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I still believe that Ondolemar was intended to be a follower or something, He's considerably a unique npc; Why would devs give him a unique mouth, make him be friendly to the player, and not make him a follower. We were already robbed of good Argonian and Khajiit followers (sorry derkeethus and kharjo). I don't see why Ondolemar wasn't supposed to be a follower in the first place especially since he's a considerably minor character.
Obviously being a unique character doesn't mean they're meant to be a follower cause look at Ulfric, but to do all that for an npc that has one minor stealing quest and one possible distraction seems a bit sussy.
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saucysage · 2 months
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why do you support the Thalmor? (sexy reasons only)
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