#oh crack so much crack

[pourablecat]

I think I promised something for if witches are cowboys...

but the girls are all pseudo-cowboys

#discworld #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #tiffany aching #petulia gristle #annagramma hawkin #“This is not a cowboy hat it's an OLD MAN cap!” #well are you technically a cowboy if you are neither a cow herder or a boy? #oh crack so much crack

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

So I started watching Dungeon Meshi….

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #doodles #my art #sketchbook #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi art #laois touden #senshi #chilchuck #marcille donato #I’ve seen so much shipart #chilchuck x senshi #I don’t know how I feel about it #but oh my god is it like crack to me #chilchuck is really just an alcoholic divorced man who wants to disarm traps and kill anyone who minorly inconveniences him #my beloveds #delicious in dungeon art #forever weed brownie

[mirror-mariposa]

So Grian’s ore mountain huh?

#hermitcraft #Grian #goodtimeswithscar #cracked up when I saw his sad little mountain #it’s very… bottom heavy #oh Grian #you can’t compete with a man who has so much autistic swag and too much time on his hands

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

#this is how my brain copes with being cooped up apparently #I cannot properly express just how much the Ranpo bit has been making me crack up it makes me so happy #also holy shit dazai and fyodor’s dynamic is so funny too #breaking news: man has extremely antagonistic relationship with a muppet bent on destroying all muppets #the fuckingg— the alleyway scene. oh my gosh. DEAD APPLE #Dazai sitting at a table with TWO MUPPETS who then proceed to STAB HIM #Dazai having a normal one dkdjfjfjf #don’t mind me I’m losing it #bsd muppet au #bsd #my art #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd bram #bsd fukuchi

[uniquezombiedestiny]

"your other fragments went off to see a new galaxy. i bet they've turned into a big, beautiful comet by now."

"you think so?"

different text placement + no text versions :)

#im so so sad. i love hnk so much oh my god #107 and 108 made me so so so miserable #houseki no kuni #hnk spoilers #hnk #hnk phos #phosphophyllite #some details: the comet has a sorta spiral shape. you can see a lot of the lines in and around it arc to the right #the cracks as they dissipate are drawn to the comet #theres a blue glow towards the end of the meteor and the cracks #gem phos has more blue than. ig final phos #and the cracks get more little spots as they travel upward closer to the comet #art

[buckttommy]

i can't stop thinking about tommy touching buck gently, reverently. whether he's dragging his lips down the column of his throat just to hear the sounds he makes, or tracing the curve of his body with his tongue just to taste him, or spanning his hands over the expanse of his thighs, just touching, just because, until buck is shifting and breathing heavily beneath him, or holding him from behind while he cooks, i just love the idea of tommy being extremely tactile, extremely intentional in the way he touches him, and buck just lighting the fuck up and soaking it in every single time

#bucktommy #I'll CRY #they deserve so much gentleness*voice cracking* oh my god #jack.txt #tv: 911

[sleepychaika]

hobbies include: sketching phos (particularly not having a great time). yeah this is just a sketch dump pretty much!.

the last 3 were done while listening to the most phos-core song ive ever heard: Low – More (discovered thanks to @punpuncake) (no seriously, google the lyrics. mind-blowingly accurate. angst.mp3.)

aaand a bonus sketch from an aggie.io session with friends – blindingly white next to the previous pics, so im putting it under the cut:

#phos #phos hnk #phosphophyllite #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #.txt #hnk #i honestly really am just. #a big fan of how it (phos). crumbles under all the pressure. literally. self-destructs is how i read it being described today #like it cant handle all of this #so it crumbles and melts away sometimes with a big pow in an explosion and sometimes kind of quietly #just letting its hands lose their form letting the alloy drip through the cracks #it scratches my brain like nothing else #for some reason #maybe it's how it isn't being addressed in the manga directly.... nobody says a thing about it it doesn't get acknowledged verbally iirc #but it very much happens regularly and no explanation is even needed yoy just understand #;_; #i want to hold phos #oh lmao *you #yoy is such a funny typo i instantly hear my inner reading voice's speech being reversed like in a ytp

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE.... #THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule. #LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!! #i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE. #hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

[ronithesnail]

i cant explain it but this moment is so gay of them. just look at em. standing next to eachother and posing like that. synchronized and on cue exactly at the same time without hesitation or needing to communicate. they just know. Its a reflex its so natural. gay as fuck

#i was rewatching master of the mountain last night #also if anyone actually reads these tags i have a small crack theory that Gleck is Geo’s father #idk when in the timeline lilly defeated griefbringer or how old gleck was when she gave him the locket but imean #i think just by the fact that he was alive at the time i think its a possibility #anyway #i LOVE the oppositeshipping content in this season #i used to not give much of a shit about them but lately theyve made me so feral #i think it has something to do with the good omens brainrot tbh… idk man #kai x zane #beloveds #i need to draw them #Oh also the whole fire x ice thing thats soooo good to me #ugh #anywayyy #ninjago kai #ninjago zane #kai smith #zane julien #oppositeshipping #ninjago #ninjago master of the mountain

[ghost-bxrd]

Keep going I want everything *holds up a note pad* give me angst

*slides glasses up higher*

Okay, you asked for it! Get ready for some really cracky ship content on the side of more Court Family au!

Bruce grows up learning high society and Court etiquette mostly from Alfred and some trustworthy Court members and quickly decides that some things need to change. (He may be morally flexible here but he still wants to change things for the better). He still puts up the Brucie mask in front of High Society, but now he does it with the goal to gather blackmail material from as many people as possible and indebt them to him for potential use down the line.

Bruce becomes Voice of the Court when he turns eighteen and immediately starts uprooting several of the more corrupt members of the Court, instating new people into the ranks that will benefit the city as a whole. He makes some enemies this way, naturally. And soon after the Cout’s Talon is tasked with Bruce’s safety at all times.

Bruce and Cobb do NOT get along. At all. Mostly because Bruce is determined to make Talon’s life even harder by trying to slip away from his sight every other second. It’s infuriating. Cobb considers literally sitting on the guy after only one week. (“Try bailing on me now, o’ honorable Voice”)

Bruce spends several months strategically implementing new laws and projects that will benefit the Court AND Gotham in the long run, making it a point to go to the most important meetings in person, even if they happen to be between criminals. (Cobb was so, SO tempted to let Black Mask shoot the idiot that day.)

Within two years human trafficking is close to nonexistent in Gotham City, lethal crime is down a good ten percent (which isn’t much in the grand scheme of things but for Gotham it’s almost biblical) and whispers of “Batman” are omnipresent. (Cobb considers asking if slapping his Voice would be considered treason but… it probably would. Even though Bruce really deserves it with such a stupid cover name. Owls HUNT bats… couldn’t he have chosen Owlman?)

(“What’s your name, anyway?” Bruce asks one day, flipping his tie into a neat Windsor knot that’s just passable enough to not be considered sloppy. “I am the Talon of the Court, my Voice.” Bruce hums, one elegant eyebrow raising in the stark reflection of the mirror, “No, your real name.” “It’s whatever you wish it to be, my Voice.” “You know what I mean, Talon. If you do not wish to answer, then I will not make you. But do not play me for a fool.” “… Cobb. William Cobb.” Bruce blinks, the left corner of his mouth tugging upwards, “Will… I see.”)

The first time a traitor nearly succeeds in killing Bruce is when he once again slips away from the Talon’s sight, and while Bruce is still well trained he’s no match against five people with guns, sedatives, and a mission. Cobb finds them right as they’re about to shoot Bruce in the head and goes absolutely feral. (He hates Bruce, he hates Bruce, he hates Bruce, he hates-)

Bruce wakes up back at the manor with a pissed off Talon standing in the corner of the room, keeping watch and refusing to talk to him anymore beyond what he’s ordered to. Sneaking away from the Talon after this becomes virtually impossible for Bruce.

Cobb keeps giving Bruce the cold shoulder for months to the point where Bruce becomes genuinely concerned, but the Court scientists assure him that their Talon is running at a 100% capacity. (That’s not what I’m asking, Bruce wants to scream. I want to know if he’s okay.)

(Cobb wasn’t worried, he wasn’t. He watched countless humans die in so much worse ways already. Inflicted worse himself. It’s just because he almost failed his mission and allowed the Voice to be killed that he’s so unnerved now. That must be it. That’s all it is. That’s all.)

Dick’s parents fall and Bruce is up and out of his seat the next second, pushing through the masses until he can clutch at the child and cover his eyes, shielding him from the view of his parents’ dead bodies. Social Services never get to put their hands on Dick Grayson.

The Court is ecstatic. Cobb is ecstatic. From tragedy, opportunity blooms like a rose with poisonous thorns, and the Talon stands ready to take on his apprentice as the Court broaches the subject with Bruce.

But Bruce (idiotic, stupid, bleeding-heart Bruce) refuses point blank. (“He’s a child,” Bruce says. Like that means anything. They were all children, once. He’ll grow out of it quickly enough. And the boy will make an excellent Talon, perhaps even surpass Cobb himself, with time and training. Maybe more capable at keeping the Voice safe than him, too. But then Bruce says, “He’s my child. My ward. And any of you who think to go against me will answer to the Talon and myself.” And, oh, damn you, Bruce. Damn you. But what else is Cobb to do but lift his head and stare down the Voice’s subject in silent challenge, daring them to object? Bruce is his Voice. Talon will never not side with the Court’s voice. (He pointedly does not think of the time he slit another Voice’s throat. He does not.))

Dick is anger and fury and sunshine and it drives Cobb crazy. The raw potential that is lost with Bruce’s refusal to allow him to train the boy… he cannot stand it. There will be another Talon before long (Cobb is not bitter about it, he is not) and with Dick the protection of the Voice would have at least stayed within the line of Cobb’s blood, but now… now Cobb can’t be sure the new Talon will take their task as seriously as the boy would have.

Dick is the one to approach Cobb for training before he ever goes to Bruce

Bruce nearly has a heart attack the first time he finds Dick training with the Talon, ripping the boy away and screaming at Cobb for nearly an hour about “orders” and “NOT a Talon” and many other things Dick doesn’t really get

Bruce asks Talon to bring him Zucco’s head and Cobb will forever deny the vindictive pleasure he felt when watching the smarmy man squirm and beg for his life (he didn’t get fond of Dick. Cobb doesn’t do fond. He hates him almost as much as he hates Bruce, thank you and good day.)

… okay I just realized none of this really qualifies as angst but— somehow this post got away from me. I’m sorry 😭😭😭 feel free to ask for more specific angst content tho? 🙏

#I warned ya’ll about the ship #I will take no criticism #this is my new fav crack ship lmao #this au headed into such a wildly different direction than originally intended #but somehow it’s fun? #also Cobb may dent it all he wants but he cares so much #Bruce is onto him #so is Alfred #ooo angst could be if the court as a whole decided the need to usurp the voice #and order cobb to assassinate him #oh no poor talon #talon of the court #court owls #court family #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #William Cobb #headcanons #au #court of owls au #batfam #batman

[can-of-slorgs]

caw 🦅

#neopets #neotag #neoart #eyrie #mutant #vin doods #I can't beat the allegations that i doodle dnd creatures on a daily with this one huh #god i love mutants eyries so much i'm sorry i gavehim more draconic features but uGH; #what great colours lmao #I also gave inverted knees to the hooves cause i aint doing whatever neos doing #can you tell i have a thing for dnd and dragons in general im so sorry JAKLSDF #also in topic i've been so wanting to make a neo player's manual for so stupidly long its insane #might actually do it at one point #i had species and proficiencies and everything at one point i think its all gone lol #also for a fact that i'd be a me-thing for the most part #like i'd be the only one wanting it or playing according to it #my other friends none like neopets so yeah #god do i want to dm a neopian adventure i have tons planned lmao #but oh well #i'm super greatful for all positive commenta ad every like and reblog you guys ave given meeeee #i sound like a broken record but i swear i try to not leave this blog for long but i always read your tags and crack up to them sajhas #i know i've left a couple of you on read that actually wanted to know about my characters BUT IM SO SORRYYYY #my master's taking so long and everytime there's something new and have to rewrite and replan everthing everyday i hate it here #but i will do it #i know i will #both the lore writting and my thesis HASJKHASJS #anyways if you're still reading dont be afraid to shoot up a couple of messages! It might make this blog less dead

[dontfuckingestablishcanonicalbac]

the reveal in unmortricken that universes outside the central finite curve are just... inventing interdimensional travel all the fucking time is absolutely insane. like we know the central finite curve is just a tower the ricks built to place themselves forever on top, but the sheer number of people who have invented portal travel in other universes is completely mindblowing to me. all the portals are different styles, different colours - are these all different inventors across different collections of dimensions? it's unregulated, it's rick-free, it's only shown for like 30 seconds throughout the episode, and it's not even mentioned. i know we already know this, but rick sanchez really isn't the unique genius he pretends himself to be.

#rick and morty #rick and morty s7 spoilers #unmortricken #rewatched the episode the other day and was like 'oh shit so that's non-rick portal travel' #and then continued my s2/3 rewatch and thought way too much about lore #ive now convinced myself that rick prime either built or helped build the central finite curve #and that diane couldve potentially existed in one of these universes. and invented interdimensional travel. #thats my new crack theory for what a diane centric episode could look like. her outside the central finite curve. pre-omega device. #ive thought way too much about the plot holes that the prime dimension and c-137 dimension cause. someone come save me #anyway. this is cool. happy not-the-specialest-guy-ever day to rick sanchez.

[averlym]

my last two braincells fr

#someone save aragon #i did a version of this a long time ago but It's a Good Idea and i wanted to draw it more funny so! here we are #the last ask i got was for kat and cathy and the prompt was about is that my shirt? you mean our shirt #and then. i got very sidetracked #so like. lowkey this has the same vibes of crack taken seriously <fingerguns> #hhshdgdhd #six the musical #six the musical fanart #anne boleyn #catherine of aragon #oh lmao i saw tags from a reblog saying they remembered the old version and i looked it up #and it's just them standing dumbfounded in the shirt going 'do we rly fight that much' #HAHAHA this is the fun version i suppose

[shokveyv]

transformers is the most insidious drug i have ever taken

#i CANNOT #OH MY GOD #EVERY TIME I #I #I WATCH #AND DRAW #IIIIIIIIIIIIII #i knew i shouldn't have come back. it was for my own good. #TRANSFOR #This is so bad for me #Literally dropping out of residency to get more dopamine from transformers #please help me #A literal transformers crack addict #I CAN'T STOP IT #I JUST WANT TO DRAW TRANSFORMERS ALL DAY #I'M RUINING MY LIFE OVER ROBOTS #what is wrong with me #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I'M NOT MEANT FOR THE REAL WORLD #NOTHING PRODUCES AS MUCH DOPAMINE AS WHEN I AM DRAWING/ANIMATING TRANSFORMERS #i'm going to pass out omfg I have not felt so much dopamine since transformers. #my life is screwed but it's okay. I have transformers. #This is literally an addiction because it's negatively impacting my ability to function in society with a job #I have no idea how to stop it but is it so bad if it creates and makes things people enjoy consuming even to my detriment #I'M RUINING MY FUCKING LUIFE OVER A CARTOON I HATE MYSELF #the only reason i started doing things with my life was because i forced myself to stop doing transformers #but who am i without transformers #i wouldnt be who i ma today without it #bout to pass out wtf so much dopamine its making me nauseous #better this than feeling suicidal every single day in residency neurosurgery. i hated feeling that way all day

[vivitalks]

Overheard in the Hale loft: "This is the fifth time this week, Cora! I'm not having this conversation—” "Oh, boo hoo, sorry I'm trying to protect our fucking rainforests, Derek!" “—you are constantly up my ass—” “— and I would never—” "God, you think you're so much better than me—” Enter: Stiles Stilinski, Werewolf Therapist and Mediator Extraordinaire.

some crack from the TWL discord <3

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #cora hale #teen wolf #teen wolf fic #tw fic #tw #fic #my fic #my writing #can't stress enough how much this is not a sterek fic #it's just gen crack goofiness and silliness #stuff #how does it feel to be SO RIGHT about derek and cora hale you ask? oh thanks for asking yeah it feels FUCKING GREAT

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

To the anon that wants to devour a whole bag of lettuce, DO IT! If it’s iceberg it’s the best thing ever you’ll feel so refreshed not even lying. I’ve eaten 3. +a whole veggie platter by myself because people at holiday parties don’t like vegetables for some reason. Eat that bag of lettuce! Now!

you are SO real for this! i once devoured an entire head of iceberg lettuce with my bare hands in a single sitting and i never felt more alive

#oh oh but its so much better with some ranch to dip it in... #FRESH VEGETABLES WITH RANCH IS BETTER THAN CRACK TRUST ME ON THIS #ok dont trust me on this ive never done crack #BUT ITS REALLY FUCKIN GOOD #tasty! Refreshing! primal! #vegetables are so good theyre soooo good theyre Divine #what i wouldnt give for some crisp Leaves and Cauliflower #crunch crunch crunch... #rambles from the bog #when was the last time i had a fresh vegetable. i dont want to think about it #my body... its withering... i need crunchy freshes.... #oh now im sad. i wont be able to taste it. FUCK