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hi whatever you’re going through you’re not alone

#sigh

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#scream

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#hello????? #tiktoks

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#scream #like zorro :')

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everybody do the Wenis. the wenis is a Dance. everybody is a Genius. who knows it in Advance.

#EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS! #THE WENIS IS A DANCE! #EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS! #WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVA- oh no im so sorry are you okay??? #trauma phrase for mike trapp #game changer

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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

#awh :')

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remember that doctor who episode where the cat man and the human woman have children and they're just completely normal kittens

#doctor who said human is a recessive gene trait. and feline is a dominant one. #and we all were cool with that #because it's true #dw

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teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

#dhwekskdjwhe #pnf

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need to make a distinction between "pdfs i wish id want to read" and "pdfs i want to read" and delete the first one

#me but with books fr fr

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#ya but then something else happens and im like oh nvm im okay

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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my most unpopular stranger things related but not stranger things exclusive opinion is that i am very bored with how almost every story that has paranormal or scifi elements eventually evolves into a story about stopping the end of the world. and i do know that apocalypse media has its enjoyers however i am not one of them and i very rarely choose to consume it so you see why it would exhaust me that so often all my horror shows and podcasts turn into an apocalypse thing

#YEAH!!!!

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reblog this and put in the tags your favorite show(s) that got cancelled

#ONE DAY AT A TIME 😡😡😡

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@pscentral event 26: minimalism

Best part of my day, like, 10 minutes ago, I made Nat an omelette. Yeah. You love taking care of people.

#I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVEEEEE HERRRRRRRRRRRRR #the bear

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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

#POSTS THAT ARE TRUE #spn

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before