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[littleskrib]

Touch

|16052024

| based on "Perfect Slaughter" by @imagineitdearies

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#my art #Astarion #Tyrus #Tav #Tystar #A little sth sth before shit hits the fan tomorrow in an epic climax #perfect slaughter #littleskrib does art #oh #also #nsfw-ish

[coloursflyaway]

Ok, so I’m a big fan of your dbda fics and I saw you were asking for prompts. I have 2, one of which is inspired by one of your reblogs.

1. Charles kisses Edwin at the worst possible time, maybe ending in them getting captured and Edwin giving him a lecture on “time and place”, Charles arguing with “you’re one to talk about time and place”, referring to the hell confession

2. Preferably very angsty, Charles wants to kiss Edwin to try and figure out if he feels the same way, and Edwin stops him, saying something along the lines of “if we did kiss and you didn’t feel the same way I don’t think I could bear it”

Obviously no pressure to write either of them, but I would love to see how you would develop these ideas more.

Hiii, thank you so much for these ♥♥♥ I'm keeping the second one for later, because I really like that, but here's a little ficlet for the first prompt!

It’s not like Charles plans it to go like this, is it? In fact, he isn’t sure if he could plan it like this if he tried, he’s not sure if anyone could.

It’s just something that happens, because, to be honest, it was always bound to happen at some point, and it’s not Charles fault that Edwin, well. Stood there. Looking so pretty with his perfectly coiffed hair and his kind eyes and high cheekbones. Not even the look of slight exasperation had detracted from how much of a vision he looked, maybe because Charles has gotten more than used to it in the thirty-odd years they have known each other.

(He knows exactly how many years it’s been, how many months and days too, could probably reconstruct it down to the hour, but that gets to be his little secret, only admired sometimes in dark nights and especially bright mornings, when Edwin is reading or doing research or concentrating on something else enough that the tip of his tongue peaks out between his plush, pink lips.)

And Charles didn’t decide to take a step towards him, just like he hadn’t decided to reach up and put one hand on Edwin’s cheek, feeling the sudden breath Edwin had taken. Two decades ago, Charles had persuaded Edwin to try breathing again, at least occasionally, as a little luxury, a little treat, and it still makes him smile to see Edwin do it, made him smile in that moment, too, and maybe that had been decision.

But leaning in and kissing Edwin, that hadn’t been a choice at all.

Just something he had to do in that moment, because there was a little smudge of chalk on the edge of Edwin’s jaw, because Edwin had looked at him and behind and around and between the exasperation, he had looked so fond. And Charles had thought, he loves me, and then, I love him, too.

What other choice did he have than kiss that love onto Edwin’s lips?

Only that when he pulls back, a smile on his lips and, if possible, even more love in his heart, Edwin is looking him with wide eyes and his lips kissed pink, but not curved, not smiling.

“Charles”, he starts, and Charles isn’t certain he has heard this tone in his voice before; it makes him giddy to think that this is something brand new he gets to find out about his favourite person in the world. “What are you doing?”

“Sorry”, Charles starts out of habit, then stops himself, brow furrowing. “Actually, no, I’m not sorry at all. That was great and I’ll do it again. And again.”

He grins at Edwin, happiness bubbling in his chest until he feels like he’s bursting; a sound drips from Edwin’s lips, something in between a gasp and a whine.

“There’s a time and a place-”, he begins a speech Charles has heard before, and it’s so easy to interrupt him this time, because Charles usually doesn’t mind the scolding, but there’s more important things right now, like kissing Edwin again.

“You mean, like not in the middle of summoning a demon? Yeah, maybe. But I’m not sure if you really get to talk about times and places. At least it’s not on the stairway to Hell, is it?”

And Edwin’s eyes widen even more, if that is possible, and not that Charles doubted it before, but God, he really does love him.

Without thinking, he moves his thumb to wipe the chalk from Edwin’s skin, and Edwin sucks in a breath, then, with the quietest, most hopeful voice, asks, “You do mean it, don’t you? You’re sure? This isn’t just a-”

“Of course I mean it”, Charles cuts him off, before Edwin can say anything else, can think that Charles might not be serious about this for a moment longer. “Have never meant anything more than this.”

Another breath, one that Charles can almost feel against his skin, and Edwin nods.

“Maybe, then, after the demon, we could-”, he starts, but doesn’t get to finish this sentence either.

“Sod the demon”, Charles says, and means it.

This time, when he kisses Edwin, it’s a choice, and it’s the best one he’s ever made.

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin payne #painland #charles x edwin #paynland #chedwin #i love writing charles being impulsive so much #and i think it could absolutely just be a single moment of nothing special at all to make him go #oh #i do love him like this as well actually #i should kiss him about it

[alvojake]

the loml ♡ I would literally die for him

#↳˳;; ❝ 𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼 ᵕ̈೫˚∗ #and some may say I'm joking #but im not #i love him sm #its actually insane #oh #and this scream university frat boy / baseball player jake #okay #good day #'*•.¸♡ 𝓳𝓪𝓴𝓮𝔂 ♡¸.•*'

[graveyard---dolly]

If you participated in the mrkdvidal1989-led mob harrasment against Grace fans/Grace x Tommy fans, you are awful and I hope you never forget what you did. I know how many of you were participants.

Incredible how many of you, his loyal fans and asslickers, ran away like cowards as soon as he was exposed for his shit, washing your hands of it and currently going about your lives as normal and pretending that nothing happened. His hatred against Grace, Annabelle Wallis and their fans was not normal and you know it. His way of referring to her and the actress was extremely frightening and denigrating, bordering on a fine line between criticism and pure misogyny. But hey, you all have the audacity to complain about the show's misogyny against the female characters, no?

No matter how blinded or manipulated you have been, the moment you get involved in something that already affects others makes you part of the problem. Hell, he even sent harassing messages to them.

Harrasment will never be a "small issue." It's because of individuals like you and that bastard that many innocent people have committed suicide.

Grace fans and Tommy x Grace fans, you are valid and I am very sorry that you have had a horrible time at the hands of these specimens.

#peaky blinders #peaky blinders fandom #peaky blinders drama #tommy shelby #grace burgess #tommy x grace #oh #just mentioning that a lot of lizzie fans/lizzie x tommy fans celebrated his shit like it was something to be proud of. #it's not enough that your ship is terrible but also that your entire behavior in the fandom is embarrassing lmao #gtfo of my blog #And no #I'm not going to shut up #I'll bring up this topic over and over again in the same way that you tormented these people repeatedly.

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

#it’s literally comical #oh #to be clear my boss was reacting to us getting robbed #not just randomly lmao #op #bestof

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #dreamworks #oh #ohio #1k #5k

[pretty-pink-rose-0413xxx]

Hahaha

#oh #lol #something voodoo #hungry #tumblr's idiot staff can't understand that this is a “joke video”

[weltenwellen]

Ruth Awad, from “Reasons To Live”

#poetry #oh #even when you can't stand it even when you can't stand (!!)

[croy2814]

#oh #alice delish

[nerdpoe]

Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #Flash has been trying to hard to instill good hero instincts into Phantom whenver he gets the chance #only to have this happen and be like #oh #OH #YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY #YOU'RE HIS LITTLE BROTHER #OH FUCK #OH NO #i also headcanon that even though Dan has twerp body his ghost form is the same #so he's built like a horrifying brick shithouse #agit spoilers #a glitch in time spoilers

[goodapollo]

2024 Eclipse Totality, Toledo, OH

#Eclipse #Totality #Eclipse totality #Eclipse 2024 #Toledo #Oh

[entropicbias]

dinner date! but uhm, normally. i'm gonna call it that and some incest fanatic is gonna go 'the goat ships rosedave' and then they're gonna put me on their list of top 50 homestuck artists to fap over. no, it's not like that.

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #beta kids #oh #dave has grills btw hes not in need of dental care #maybe like #mental help for thinking he can rock it #but thats it #eb

[thebibliosphere]

Apropos of nothing and certainly not the hilarious ask I just got but I find it so funny when the worst insult someone can come up with is "all your faves looks like dusty old men" like yes, and?

Have you considered I'm a dusty, dusty old crone, and I'm just thirsting in my own lane?

#lmao #oh #never a dull moment on tumblr #like what even prompted that?

[acemdzsfan]

oh shoot.

I just realized that I was the aromantic outlier in my psychology class that my professor was Not prepared for.

#oh #ooops #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #arospec #college student #college #psychology class #oooh dear

[newttxt]

hes not bitter at all actually. he doesnt hold any grudges…

utilities included, ch. 6 (mind the tags and rating)

masterpost

#one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #usopp #nami #vivi #utilities included #with every successive comic i feel like im getting better and better at all this comic stuff #theres so much to juggle but im trying to make this a Learning experience #OH #cw suggestive #I FORGOT TO TAG THAT ON TWITTER I FEEL BADLY

[wejustvibing]

"Hamilton had had a word."

- Rebecca Clancy, motorsport writer

#oh #he's so #lewis hamilton #f1